Army Solider Sarah Harris

December 4, 2013 San Diego, Tennessee 5 7,435 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik! This is Sarah Harris or Sraah Haus as she goes by on Facebook! She’s from San Diego but stationed in TN. She has slept with many married men in her short time in TN! She’s the type of girl that says “I hate hanging out with girls because they cause too much drama!” The real reason is she prefers to hangout with guys (especially) married ones because she likes to sleep around. She has already gotten in trouble with the army for sleeping with other married soldiers and she’s doing it again! Please put her ass on blast!

Solo chicks are never ‘one of the guys’.- nik

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Kerry Rose Kahn

December 4, 2013 San Diego 18 10,289 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this large creature here is named Kerry Rose Kahn. She is an unlicensed scratcher tattoo artist from San Diego who specializes in tattooing underage teenagers in her filthy apartment that is infested with fleas and reeks of cat feces. She’s in her 30s but hangs out with teenagers and tries to fuck 18 year olds to feel young again– she is even known to trade tattoos for youngster penis. She has mastered the Myspace angles to hide her gargantuan body from the men she creeps on and claims to be vegan although her weight and consumption of meat say otherwise. She clings on to the fantasy of being vegan to talk shit to skinny girls for eating meat and desperately tries to appear healthy despite being 200 pounds overweight and permanently fused to her couch from hours of taking angled selfies and lurking for someone desperate enough to fuck her online. She refuses to listen to any of her clients’ needs and only tattoos what she wants, leading to nearly all of her tattoos on clients to be covered up in the near future. She overcharges for shit awful work and believes she’s a local celebrity although all she does is spread *** and her odorous vagina. PLEASE someone get this unprofessional ogre shut down.

She could ‘place’ at a drag show.- nik

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San Diego Padre Yonder Alonso Played Me

November 29, 2013 Dirty Athletes, San Diego, The Dirty 155 116,691 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, soooo I’ve been talking to this guy YONDER ALONSO for the past FIVE months. He has flown me out to see him 2 times now and I just found out that he has been sleeping with other girls.  I’m about to put this kid on blassstttttttt. NIK watch the f*ck out cause sh*ts about to go HAM… here it goes…. He flies girls out every other weekend to see him cause he thinks hes some time big player, when actually hes a little b*tch with mediocre stats and a terrible contract. I went out to visit him and found out that he has DRD. He flew me out to see him and was having a full on outbreak. He is a Cuban who just made a million dollars and thinks hes some huge sh*t when actually hes a bad player with DRD.

You would think the San Diego Padres could afford better backdrops.- nik

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Brenna needs to be Taken Down a Notch

November 27, 2013 San Diego 5 7,935 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this chicks name is brenna bjornestad. she is from santa rosa but lived in sd for a while where she made quite a name for herself. this girl thinks she is the hottest thing alive when in reality, she has a jacked up nose, fat girl body minus the tits fat girls usually get over time, gross caked on makeup to hide her ginger skin, and an awful weave. she was known down here for slutting it up and then went back up to santa rosa to add more notches on her belt. she is a fake, horrible person, no wonder her trashy boyfriend knocked her up and never married her. then cheated on her shortly after she had the kid!! lol no man wants a 200+ pound ginger with horrible genetics and a head full of air. get it through your head honey, and realize that you’ll be spending the rest of your life alone for the piggy, I mean person that you are.

Those shorts look like they need to be surgically removed.- nik

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La Puerta In San Diego Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

November 26, 2013 Dirty Food, San Diego, The Dirty 107 98,541 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  La Puerta should be ashamed of themselves. This is some of the most terrible “Mexican” food I have had in a longggg time. And being so close to the border, there is really no excuse. The shrimp they served me were perhaps the slimiest, nastiest seafood I have ever put into my mouth. It tasted like what cat food smells like With food like this, La Puerta has officially become yuck fest central in my book of Mexican Restaurants!! People who have eaten here and said it was good  should lay off on the tequila.  My friends ordered the street tacos plate and it was not bad but overpriced. The side of beans and rice was cold and not worth $10. The side dish called “rajas con crema” was described as a “Mexican side dish” which perplexed me considering I’m mexican and have never heard of such dish.  Our friends ordered the tortilla soup and referred to it as tasteless tomato soup.  Better stick to your neighborhood taco shop and save your money.

I’m more of a Taco Bell guy.- nik

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Cristen Dailey Is Oceanside’s Local Homewrecker

November 22, 2013 San Diego 30 9,909 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cristen Michelle a former dirty army skank included in David Schroes army is back. She is worse than ever! It started a couple years ago when she knowingly dated a man with two children that lived with his girlfriend and mother of his children. Let’s mention this piece of shit really quick. Joshua Miller a self proclaimed gang member of the block 4500 Anne Sladon Block gang. Basically a bunch of idiots who think they are hard. To the oping he was an alcoholic for years, dragged his baby mama through hell DUIs, Felony Strikes and much more. During. Binge at the time of his birthday he met cristen at some meth house in oceanside. Long story short josh left the mother of his kids for her. Alexa his baby mama is a good girl Christian Preschool teacher. Cristen lives in the house his boss bought him while Alexa struggles and bust her ass while living at her moms to make it. This girl is nasty she’s a homewrecker and a slut. When josh met her she was sucking his home dick days prior. Josh has also cheated on cristen with Alexa multiple times. He even got Alexa pregnant last December, Cristen knows this all and refuses to leave the family that should be together alone. She is a slut, expose her. It’s only a matter if time before she’s wrecking again hide your husbands and boyfriends.

There is still gangs around?- nik

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The Office Vs. Kabob

November 20, 2013 San Diego, Scranton, The Dirty 86 94,409 Views


My buddy Lonnie Moore is having a huge dilemma and I’m hoping the DIRTY ARMY can solve it. In our modern day society which Dirty Celeb would you see yourself inside of?

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New Boy In Town

November 18, 2013 San Diego 8 8,097 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look what the cat dragged in again. Jason Hendershaw at it again with a new chick. Wasn’t it just last week that he was hooking up with raver chick Madison! And now he has the nerve to go party with this girl. Poor thing doesn’t even know what she’s getting herself into! She looks to sweet and innocent to get her mind corrupted by this low life. What goes around, comes around. Jason you have it coming for you.

Raver chicks don’t mind.- nik

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