THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see that you love San Diego. I’m not sure if you have ever been to Fluxx, if not NEVER GO! Like most clubs it was hot for 6 months now it’s ghetto as f*ck. They started “Inverted Saturdays” where the bar backs become the bottle servers. We dropped 2k on a table to have a dude serve us drinks. I’ve been to tons of clubs and my boys and I drop money on tables 2-5k minimum. The last thing we want is a dude serving us drinks. This Inverted Saturday business just lost them $12k a year from my crew. Drinks from a bottle need to be served by women with +2′s in my face PERIOD.

I heard Fluxx is the new F6ix.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Not that its a big deal to look like a man nowadays because often women will take supplements and other nasty shit but what do you think about women working out and having way bigger arms than most men? Please ignore her large thighs and black eyebrows even though she is white… Also ignore the ironic tattoo of a cross. PS. Chris, maybe time to try face cleanser after those roids?

Wait till your razor marks go down before you take a picture…I can see your stash marks, just saying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a 21-year-old man was stabbed four times in the back on the dance floor of a nightclub in downtown San Diego’s Gaslamp Quarter early Monday, police said. The stabbing happened at F6ix nightclub.  The victim, who is expected to survive, did not see who stabbed him, the officer said in a statement.  No one has been arrested for this yet, so if anyone in the DA knows, call the SDP.  How crazy is that Nik?

What a stupid name for a nightclub. I dare Hannah Mullins to actually go inside and party… doesn’t seem like her type of crowd.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jasmine from San Diego she is trying so hard to be a model but is always getting f*cked over and tricked by two bit companies and photographers. Nik, I also feel bad for her husband who is a hero in the military and away on leave majority of the year, also not to mention she has 3 kids and she is still focused on taking it off to make it as a model. Nik, any advice for Jasmine.

Jasmine, don’t lay on rocks… they make your thighs look heavy.- nik