THE DIRTY ARMY: Matt Levasseur aka He Who Likes To Fck MARRIED Women. There is no position lower on the totem pole of life then being someone who has had an affair with a married woman. If the ring didn’t just scream “OFF LIMITS” or “PRIVATE PROPERTY” then you my blown out ass hole looking placenta covered f*ck tard of a supposed shipmate may want to invest in some glasses. One day this decision will be a sore on your dick. I’m honestly surprised that she had sex with you to be honest…I mean I guess I could understand if she had an extra chromosome, but she doesn’t. So the only other options that it could be are that you either roofied her or got her black out drunk. God as my witness… if you ever talk to my sister-in-law again your whole chain of command will find out how much you enjoy adultery. So for all the Ladies out there reading this make sure you keep an eye out for this ass rammer…he may try and take advantage of you also. And as you can see from this picture it really would not be worth it.