THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this 48 yr. old man-child is Joel R. Heiser, from Oceanside, who will do anything to anyone to get his next speed fix. His story is what a nice guy he is, and he actually has some people convinced… for a minute. However, he is a true degenerate. He lives at home with his parents, works three hours per day at a temp job which pays less than $150/week, attends court mandated drug classes that is going on a year now for a two month class, no car, no game, no hustle, just a big fat dope fiend. He will rob, steal, snitch, and betray whoever he needs to that day to get his crystal me***tamine. He has previous convictions for manufacturing methamphetatmine ( less than an ounce), and an endless list of under the influence and possession charges. He is a true sociopath and blames any and everyone for his daily array of self-induced drama and problems. This past Christmas he strong-armed robbed the girl dumb enough to date this lop but didn’t get away with it (because he did a face plant into her koi pond when she tripped him). He is about 6’4″ tall and 300 pounds plus. Though he looks not a day shy of sixty years old, he is truly the poster child for arrested development and is sixteen on good behavior. His parents, upwards of 75 yrs., are his hustle. His father has a brain injury and he exploits the disability every chance he gets. Yes, the guy is the ultimate mama’s boy and she is his main target of manipulation. The only thing he has going for him is he has no children. BUT he does have drd (since high school) AND a penchant for a local prostitute who, admittedly has the flesh eating bacteria disease yet still sells sexual favors for $40, ahem, yes I said $40. Joel considers himself a “tax professional” because he has fraudulently prepared hundreds of homeless people’s taxes (all with the identical IRS return/figures) and taken half of their returns for the past three years. These poor , literally, people have no idea that they alone will be held accountable for the tax debt he has created for them. That part of the story he keeps to himself. He is a needle user who has landed himself in the hospital for weeks due to infections related to misuse of needles trying to get high on meth. His one and only purpose is to get and stay high. When he is most dangerous is the few and far between times he doesn’t manage to stay spun out. His brain took a permanent vacation from ration and reality and his mouth can only speak utter nonsense peppered with irrational and ridiculous lies. Every word from his mouth is a lie. He interjects himself into any conversation whether he knows the people or not. He is a bag hoe of a whole other dimension and is prone to petty theft late into the night hours with a $40 hooker or street person in tow cruising in his parents car all over north county perpetrating crime. He will turn on anyone in a heartbeat (originating from his pacemaker – not a joke). He is incapable of having sex for years now but is known to have been involved in raping a young girl, who was drugged, in Encinitas about seven years ago. The girl named him but never called the police. Put away your wallets, your televisions, lock up your houses, this overgrown man-child is on the loose in North County and a danger to all. He gets violent with women if they hinder him from his high, and put his ex-girlfriend in the hospital early this year when her brain swelled after he threw her into a wall and down her driveway. He stays on the superficial level with most everyone while a select few actually get to know him and the extent of his depravity. A wolf of the worst kind in sheep’s clothing. All tweakers beware!