Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Raychel Clark

May 15, 2013 San Diego 1 8,008 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty ginger thinks she is one hot ass bad but she is wrong she look like a god damn man no to mention how infected with diseases she is. I can’t comprehend how she even has the balls to walk outside she is a walking embarrassment. And yes if everyone is asking she does sleep around she forces guys to sleep with her since no one wants her.

She look better as a guy.  No homo.- nik



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Jenna LAME

May 15, 2013 San Diego 5 8,190 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Jenna – You are a midget. You cannot be considered a \”model\” if you\’re under 5\’8\” in your case, you are 4 ft nothing with no torso, no ass, and no boobs, your body just looks disproportionate. If you shit 10k out of your ass, why haven\’t you gotten a boob job yet? Instead you wear padded push up bras but there is nothing to push up? You have two kids, act like a mother! Everyone knows you sleep around because you want to be this known \”rapper\”. Your \”rap\” career has been a wrap way before it began. You are an ugly person with an ugly attitude. All you do is lie lie lie! Only people buying your crap are the fat, ugly, pedophile, loser guys that jerks off to your pictures that you constantly post. Get outta here with your BS.

Definitely no model here.- nik



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She Makes Living in SD Embarrassing

May 15, 2013 San Diego 10 8,708 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off, love the site. DA Strong for 3 years. I have a submission here that I think you’ll find disturbing. This chick Brandie Samerz is psycho! She walks around San Diego and El Cajon, which is where she claims to live, like some kind of princess. If anyone knows what kind of thought process this pathetic, self serving idiot has, I would love to hear the explanation because it’s more like a thirteen year old hormonal teenager than an adult. I have no idea where to start with this sloot. She’s insane for one thing, playing the victim all the time and fake crying to gain sympathy. She claims people sexually harass her, want to sleep with her, etc. All false! She comes off as a sweet and fun person when in reality she’s a complete lunatic! Ladies lock up your men! This chick even went so far and claimed she was getting hit on by other girls’ boyfriends and being asked out on dates by them as well, which is a lie. This girl is like some kind of drama magnet. The b*tch must live off of it. She thinks everyone is jealous of her, which is hilarious because no one is jealous of a twenty four year old babysitter! Nik, this streetwalker deserves to be put on blast for all the sh*t she caused. We didn’t do anything to her but try and make her comfortable in our circle of friends and this is what happens. So Nik I ask, would you?

Answer: No, she needs a bigger corset on account of the muffin top.



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Jena Needs A New Forehead

May 14, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 4 7,502 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jena 10 head is a day time stripper at goldfinger strip club. She loves giving her customers a little extra for an extra buck. talk about sucky sucky for an extra bucky. She also cheated on her boyfriend who would do basically anything for her for a jobless loser. Talk about ratchet whore bag.

I hope her boyfriend leaves her.- nik



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Sexy Tara

May 9, 2013 San Diego 4 6,779 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Tara, a two faced backstabbing bitch that thinks everyone worships the ground she walks on. She expects everyone to give her what she wants and if they don’t, she completely cuts them out of her life. What I think she needs is for someone to tell her she isn’t nearly as hot as she thinks she is. So Nik, would you???

You know what I say about colorful hair.- nik



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This Inland Empire Chick

May 9, 2013 Escondido, San Diego, Would You? 4 9,450 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I went to high school with this chick Katie W. and never thought much of her…she was just another normal looking brunette. Seemed to forget about this chick until about a month ago, when I saw her and her friends at a bar in LA…and she looked SO FINE. She doesn’t seem to have ANY excess fat, and has a HUGE 100% natural rack (no saggers). Besides the possible dental issues (can be fixed), I think I might be in love. Would you?

I doubt its natural since she appears to have a refund gap. Second pic has a lot of side support.- nik



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