THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look what the cat dragged in again. Jason Hendershaw at it again with a new chick. Wasn’t it just last week that he was hooking up with raver chick Madison! And now he has the nerve to go party with this girl. Poor thing doesn’t even know what she’s getting herself into! She looks to sweet and innocent to get her mind corrupted by this low life. What goes around, comes around. Jason you have it coming for you.
Raver chicks don’t mind.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have never in my life been attracted to a brunette. But after seeing Marina Khoshaba on your website… I know she is the one. I wanted to see what you think about her becoming a Dirty Celeb? HDBB has fallen off because she is basically married, so we need someone like Marina Khoshaba to represent.
I don’t know… her arms are kind of fat (maybe we should name her Kabob). Tell me more. Not sold.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This Tranny looks like the reincarnation of Dennis Rodman! And she has crotch rot, what a perfect man ? This isn’t a tranny, it’s a woman and I’m using that term loser that her. Save mankind and inform people this thing is walking bio-hazard.
Nobody noticed she went topless. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you watched Blackfish yet? It has to be the most disturbing thing I have seen. I have never felt so bad for anything that is not a human person. To be honest, I couldn’t even finish it because I was so sick to my stomach. I hope they shut down all Sea World’s because all we are doing is paying money to watch tragedy.
I will watch it tonight… is it on Netflix?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl’s name is Katrina. She has a son and a boyfriend who’s addicted to h*roin. Sounds pretty normal right? She thinks so. She posts pictures of herself on Facebook in tiny underwear with her ass hanging out for her friends and family to see. She talks about her boyfriend being fcked up and passed out in pictures. She obviously finds nothing wrong with what she’s doing. She is also addicted to heroin and posts on Facebook about being visited by the “dope fairy”..and then five minutes later posts a picture of her and her son with the caption, “Nothing better to do.” 90% of the pictures and statuses she uploads are completely inappropriate for a respectable mother to be posting. It’s so trashy and embarrassing I can’t even handle it. This girl needs to realize that she could have her child taken away because of her irresponsible actions. She’s pathetic and needs to stop.
The shadowing gives away the muffin, no point draping your shirt.- nik