THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ms. Brooke Monet is probably one of the most ratchet girls in all of Guam! Trickin’ with guys for almost nothing. She can’t seem to keep her wig on her head, getting snatched off in bar fights and underneath the wig she is balding and looking looking Benjamin Button when he was born. This girl wants to act all fancy when really when she is just full blown trashy. Can’t even go to work sober, and she wonders why she isn’t making sh*t for money!?!?! She has most defiantly been on something lately cause she has been on one, but in all actuality she just looks like a f*cking blacked out mess.