THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kelsey Jordan, a FAT SLUT from Ramona, CA. This Chick will F*CK anything or anyone.. She has made her way throughout San Diego even throughout Oregon. Spreading her Diseases, She is into Partying and Drinking, she smokes Mth, and Weed. BE WARNED she may Lure you in by her over caked makeup Face and Side Shot Camera Tricks But she weighs close to 300lbs her Tits are Saggy and her P**SY smells like rotten Tuna she had sex with my Ex And gave him H**, if you give her ANY ATTENTION she will suck or F*CK you. KEEP YOUR BOYFRIENDS AWAY FROM HER! Some days she is straight some days she is gay with a Transgender. Kelsey why don’t you act right for the sake of your son and STOP BEING A WHORE NO ONE LIKES YOU. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT YOU. YOUR A JOKE. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. She Thinks she is all That, with her nappy ass extensions and Makeup caked layers deep. YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN. NIK Please tell this b**ch she is GROSS and needs to Stop being a W**RE and Grow up.