THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Breanne Rowe, boarderline retard looking Princess. Yes, I say Princess because she’s a spoiled little brat who think’s she deserves the world because her parents have money. No honey, no. She calls herself a hair stylist even though she only makes minimum wage at a Blow Dry Bar. If you don’t know what a Blow Dry Bar is, it’s basically bellow Super Cuts on a scale. No cuts, no color, no talent required. Aren’t you a little upset mommy and daddy got tacked with a $25,000+ Paul Mitchell loan that you’ll never be able to pay back on your own with what you’re making? This girl truly believes that she is entitled to everything. She treats people like she’s better than them, expects her boyfriends to buy her all of the things she’ll never be able to buy herself including Louis Vuitton purses, jewelry, diamonds and pay for EVERYTHING! Has she looking in a mirror?! This girl looks like a fcking pale troll! I feel like there should be a plastic jewel on your stomach and rainbow colored torch hair. And I’ve never seen such an ugly awkward smile on a person either. No only does she think she deserves the world but she’s also an alcoholic and a chain smoker. Not attractive honey, not at all. I mean, if I had her gross body and ugly face, I’d probably be an alcoholic too but the smoking? She’s trying pretty hard limit her pool of “Princes” who are going to come to her rescue and financially support her. Girl, you are not a pretty face and your standards are way too high. Try drinking less and hitting up Jenny. Whiten those gross yellow teeth, stop trying to be Britney with that new platinum blonde hair you’re trying to rock. Didn’t you know bleach makes your hair fall out? And you’re supposed to be a stylist I don’t feel sorry for this broad, not at all because reality is going to hit her fast once she realizes she can’t get anything less than a 4 on scale of 1-10 and 4′s usually don’t come with money and if they do, they don’t go for ugly, fat, spoiled brat, looking trolls who just use people for money.
This is a chick for somebody who uses the 0-2 scale.-nik