THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Let me introduce to you this East County trash that goes by the name of Chelsea Dodd. I kept hearing about her around East County and kept seeing her pics on Facebook. She will accept any dudes friend request on facebook, so guys you have a shot at banging this trash if you would just send her a friend request and a few messages on there. She loves the attention! Anyways She is like 23 years old banging this 45 year old dude over the past summer until she caught him cheating. I thought she was into web cam modeling or something until I met the bitch face to face. They introduced me to “Chelsea” and I was like you have got to be kidding me. Her pics are decieving and there is no way she is a model. In person she looked like a 35 year old heroine addict who got hit in the face with a baseball bat and thats to say the least. After talking to her for two minutes I came to the realization that this chic is as dumb as a rock and has quite a bit of growing up to do. No car, no job and lives with her Mom. She would be better off doing web cam modeling, stripping, porn, or even working a Trout, but I guess all of those do require minimal amounts of intelligence so it’s likely none of that will ever happen. Maybe another DA celeb for you Nik?