San Diego | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

The Hottest Brunette In The Game

October 1, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 224


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I already know you are going to hate this girl because of her tattoos and breast moles. To me she is the hottest woman on the planet. Her name is Sabrina Nellie, 21 years old from San Diego. I don’t know much about her other than the fact she has amazing +2′s and a hot blonde roommate. I’m hoping the DA can make her a DC so I can see her everyday on this website. We need younger blood, these Vegas girls are too old.

Sabrina smells like a pornstar to me… all that useless ink. What a waste of a cute nose.- nik

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Tattoo Troll

September 30, 2014 San Diego 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kelsey Jordan, a FAT SLUT from Ramona, CA. This Chick will F*CK anything or anyone.. She has made her way throughout San Diego even throughout Oregon. Spreading her Diseases, She is into Partying and Drinking, she smokes Mth, and Weed. BE WARNED she may Lure you in by her over caked makeup Face and Side Shot Camera Tricks But she weighs close to 300lbs her Tits are Saggy and her P**SY smells like rotten Tuna she had sex with my Ex And gave him H**, if you give her ANY ATTENTION she will suck or F*CK you. KEEP YOUR BOYFRIENDS AWAY FROM HER! Some days she is straight some days she is gay with a Transgender. Kelsey why don’t you act right for the sake of your son and STOP BEING A WHORE NO ONE LIKES YOU. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT YOU. YOUR A JOKE. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. She Thinks she is all That, with her nappy ass extensions and Makeup caked layers deep. YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN. NIK Please tell this b**ch she is GROSS and needs to Stop being a W**RE and Grow up.

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Trisha Heidmiller Deserves Better

September 29, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Trisha.  She is gorgeous and a great person in San Diego. Her boyfriend cheats on her all the time, total scumbag. She deserves way better. I’m sure she could have a line of guys willing to take his place.

It’s amazing how +2′s can help a smile.- nik

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Michaela Felt Is A Complete FRAUD

September 23, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the OP who submitted Michaela Felt is full of sh*t. Micha is no angel. I bet that was a self post because she knows everyone in San Diego is onto her game. She should have been posted on Thedirty years ago. Nik this chick a bottlerat dreamkiller bitch with the worst Refund gap. Don’t be fooled by OP.

FYI- ‘OP’ means Original Poster. And Blue Cups are for Lesbians.- nik

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The Perfect Catch

September 22, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know people are mean and never say nice things about girls. But I have to share Michaela Felt with you and the DA. She is an amazing soul. True beauty. And very Zen. Guys if you are looking for the perfect catch Michaela Felt is it! Please no nasty comments. She is a good person.

She is normal looking. Thanks for the intro.- nik

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You Have Been Warned

September 22, 2014 Dirty Business, San Diego 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tobias Slas Jr.’ was referred by me to Abner as Mr. Betech needed a skilled worker who had solid IT skills and a flexible work schedule. I knew ‘T’ to be such a person, and Abner agreed to bring him on board. As with most companies, there was a probationary period to which ‘T’ was to be evaulated before any job security was offered. Mr. Betech covered a small but mandatory list of abilities the worker he needed would have to possess, and ‘Tobias’ said he could fulfill all such work. On his first day he was given assignments to address, and after three days of work he showed little progress in completing them as well as an inability to handle many of the assignments. Before the week was out, he was not showing up for work and was difficult to reach. Abner asked me at that point how I would handle the issue if I were in his shoes. I stated that I would cut ‘Tobias’ loose from the company, and pay him for the time worked. To be honest, Abner balked at this idea at first as he felt ‘Tobias’ made promises he did not keep, and therefore should not be paid at all. Concern over how to handle this matter was not resolved for a couple days, throughout said time ‘Tobias Salas Jr.’ contacted me constantly looking for his pay. After many phone calls, texts, and comments from ‘T’ that he had recorded several of the phone conversations between himself and I as well as he and Abner, Mr. Betech felt it best to pay him simply to put the matter to rest after T threatened, extorted, lied and tried to manipulate by means of inventing stories on how he was going to make sure Mr. Betech would suffer.

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Ms Jennifer Harvey

September 19, 2014 San Diego 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Ms. Jennifer Harvey. She is the nastiest fat bitch from Ramona, CA. She claims she has friends but yet if you check out her facebook page, she is constantly at home with her pet dog. She is so desperate she will fuck anything and I mean anything that has a penis. Her thighs are so huge and jiggly like cottage cheese. As you can see, she likes to visit the beach a lot… In fact, every time she does, the seagulls come flocking around her because her pussy smells so fucking fishy. She fucks her boyfriend’s best friends behind his back and thinks she can get away with that. She walks around thinking she is Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. If you seen this whore in public you would know she is far from that. This bitch needs to be put on blast. Anyone who sees this bitch coming their way, RUN THE OTHER WAY FAST!!!!

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Run San Diego

September 19, 2014 San Diego 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch Out San Diego!!! His name is Alton Eddleman and he believes his eyes will get you to drop your panties . He gave my friend drd!! Yes drd… He has a Fiancé in Mexico ” TJ” this guy tells so many stories. He lies about everything… He is unable to keep a job and got fired twice, yes twice from the same company. He is unable to perform between the sheets. He also got kicked out of the Military. He is a mental case and tells people his mother is dead . His parents live in IB he also has two sisters. His own family thinks he is CRAZY!!! San Diego, TJ be warned from this Guy… When you see Alton RUN, RUN… He will give you some drd!!

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