THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Chick Right Here Is A Theif, Becareful She Is A Gold Digger. Will Steal What Ever You May Have That She Wants, She Will Try And Befriend You By Being Like A Total Sweetie Then Before You Know It Your Whole Identity Is Stolen. Its Ok Just Feed Her Though. You Can See Thats All She Wants More Food And More Food. She Also Has drd She Spreads It All Around. She Works At The Airport At Pe[]afe So Really Becareful When You Eat There Because She Might Pass That Over. And Military Men Becareful She Will Look For You And You Already Know The Story But Just Don’t Let Her Good Girl Effects Fool You. Her FACEBOOK Is A Total Lie. She Went To School Of Lady Of Peace. But She Is Far From That. She Will Cause Rukus Just To Watch Some Drama Because Someone Is Always Better Than Her And She’s Just A Jealous Fat Big That Hates Everybody. So Watch Out With This Fat Bitch Hater/ Theif

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Breanne Rowe, boarderline retard looking Princess. Yes, I say Princess because she’s a spoiled little brat who think’s she deserves the world because her parents have money. No honey, no. She calls herself a hair stylist even though she only makes minimum wage at a Blow Dry Bar. If you don’t know what a Blow Dry Bar is, it’s basically bellow Super Cuts on a scale. No cuts, no color, no talent required. Aren’t you a little upset mommy and daddy got tacked with a $25,000+ Paul Mitchell loan that you’ll never be able to pay back on your own with what you’re making? This girl truly believes that she is entitled to everything. She treats people like she’s better than them, expects her boyfriends to buy her all of the things she’ll never be able to buy herself including Louis Vuitton purses, jewelry, diamonds and pay for EVERYTHING! Has she looking in a mirror?! This girl looks like a fcking pale troll! I feel like there should be a plastic jewel on your stomach and rainbow colored torch hair. And I’ve never seen such an ugly awkward smile on a person either. No only does she think she deserves the world but she’s also an alcoholic and a chain smoker. Not attractive honey, not at all. I mean, if I had her gross body and ugly face, I’d probably be an alcoholic too but the smoking? She’s trying pretty hard limit her pool of “Princes” who are going to come to her rescue and financially support her. Girl, you are not a pretty face and your standards are way too high. Try drinking less and hitting up Jenny. Whiten those gross yellow teeth, stop trying to be Britney with that new platinum blonde hair you’re trying to rock. Didn’t you know bleach makes your hair fall out? And you’re supposed to be a stylist  I don’t feel sorry for this broad, not at all because reality is going to hit her fast once she realizes she can’t get anything less than a 4 on scale of 1-10 and 4′s usually don’t come with money and if they do, they don’t go for ugly, fat, spoiled brat, looking trolls who just use people for money.

This is a chick for somebody who uses the 0-2 scale.-nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this giant man child right here goes by the name of Austin. He lies constantly and hunts after high school freshman/sophomore girls. He has to at least be in his 20′s now! Whines and complains 24/7. He lied about his mother dying and his grandma! Who does that?! He’ll do anything for attention, I swear! He tries and somehow manages to have sex with girls. (The only time he has sex with girls is when the girl is to drunk.) He has a 4″ snake going on down there, I kid you not! He doesn’t drive or ever have any money. He also cheats on every girl hes ever been with. I wonder how much his mother truly knows about him considering he claims to be a momma’s boy. Oh, and he has the cl*p! So beware!!

A couple of poorly spaced letters on your arm isn’t gunna make people think you’re tough.- nik