How Did Colleen Crowley Get To Hangout With Johnny Football

July 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Diego, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have always tried to date a professional athlete but its not easy to get ones attention.. I’m like 10 times hotter than this bitch Colleen, yet she is always hanging out with Grade A famous athletes.  Do you need to come off as if you are going to sleep with them right away?  Cause I play hard to get and none of them really wanna work for it.

She must be good at rolling dollar bills.- nik

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Marissa Gomez

July 18, 2014 San Diego 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, Marissa and I have known each other for years and we just recently hung out again. I took her to a jacuzzi party but she didn’t have a bathing suit, so me, being a good friend, lent her my favorite bathing suit. So we go to this party and have a good time while I introduce her to all my friends. As we were leaving I had my boyfriend drive me home because I couldn’t . and offered her a ride home as well but she said no. So the next day I get these really mean texts from her saying how I’m such a fcked up friend and I ruined her relationship cuz she didn’t go home that night? Sorry you said no, don’t blame me. I also have her underwear (gross) and sweater in my car which I obviously don’t fcking want and she refuses to answer my texts to give me my bathing suit back and take her stuff. I just called her from a different number and once I told her it was me she hung up on me. Like honestly people, how old are we. Grow the fck up and don’t steal my shit. Bottom line is this girl is extremely immature and will steal your cute clothes so don’t let her around your closet ladies!!

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Smarten Up Stephanie

July 17, 2014 Los Angeles, San Diego 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl right here is Stephanie. Depending on what day you can find her in San Diego or Los Angeles. I dont know why she doesn’t just pick one and stay there. With that said somebody needs to tell her to grow up and stop messing around with idiots. There’s something about her that has me intrigued, but I feel like every man she encounters she puts the same spell on. She’s too busy only talking to assholes to notice anyone else. If you know her she’s cool but if you’re just a nice guy who wants to get to know her good luck. She prefers douchebags. So next time you see her walk right up to that bitch and shake her and tell her it’s time to act her age or she’s going to wind up alone as yesterday’s damaged goods.

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Don’t Trust Josh Buckmaster

July 17, 2014 San Diego 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: His name is josh buckmaster, he lives in Oceanside but also travels around riverside. He likes to act like you’re lucky to be around him or be with him. He can’t even last 10 seconds but thats probably cause of the meth he smokes. He screwed me over financially and now he is no where to be found. You can find him on POF.

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Matthew the Sailor Devours Married Women

July 9, 2014 San Diego 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Matt Levasseur aka He Who Likes To Fck MARRIED Women. There is no position lower on the totem pole of life then being someone who has had an affair with a married woman. If the ring didn’t just scream “OFF LIMITS” or “PRIVATE PROPERTY” then you my blown out ass hole looking placenta covered f*ck tard of a supposed shipmate may want to invest in some glasses. One day this decision will be a sore on your dick. I’m honestly surprised that she had sex with you to be honest…I mean I guess I could understand if she had an extra chromosome, but she doesn’t. So the only other options that it could be are that you either roofied her or got her black out drunk. God as my witness… if you ever talk to my sister-in-law again your whole chain of command will find out how much you enjoy adultery. So for all the Ladies out there reading this make sure you keep an eye out for this ass rammer…he may try and take advantage of you also. And as you can see from this picture it really would not be worth it.

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Biggest Idiot in the Air Force

July 8, 2014 Air Force, San Diego 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me start by saying Lt. Col Brian R. Shaffer is the reason the United States Air Force is going to shit. He came into the 362nd Recruiting squadron that was ranked in the top 3 in the nation for 3 years running and turned it into one of the last units in the whole Air Force. He came in Jun of 2012 and within 6 months he took 5 stripes for things he had no reason for. He investigated almost everyone in his unit who did not have their nose so far up his ass. He made very inappropriate sexual jokes in regards to woman and racial comments about Mexicans. I cannot believe this guy is still in the Air Force and allowed to serve. He promoted drinking before driving. He would have every Friday a drink with your boss before you go home. No one wanted to hang out with this idiot on a Friday after work but they were scared if they didn’t pretend to be his friend he would punish them. He signed off on a package for SNCO of the year when the person had only been there for 4 months but that person did come with knee pads. He lies and hides things and is a horrible person who pretends to be a good person. I hope more people who have come across this loser can chime in.

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Most Eligible Rachet

July 3, 2014 San Diego 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you about this nasty cm guzzling ratchet, Daniella Monique Tucker! This girl right here goes from one friends boyfriend to the next. She has been beat up by most of her good friends and acts like she did nothing wrong. This cum dumpster goes around fucking every dick that will give her attention and most of the time its a pity fck by ex boyfriends trying to piss off their current ex girl friends. (You know the girls she use to call friends). She is a huge drug addict and a major alcoholic. She already has one DUI and if not already, she is working on her second. She will do anything to impress a guy even if its drive him and his friends around drunk as fuck. She has wrecked numerous cars. She is permanently e-traded!, just listen to her speak a few sentences. Daniella gets so fucked up she pisses herself in her drunken stupors. Daniella is all about club drugs and EDM. You can find her Downtown most likely at clubs like Bassment or FLUXX. She bounces from club to club just like her dicks. Guys, beware of this slooter, Monday thru Thursday she is at the local East County Plan Parenthood, claiming every guy she ucks gives her a”BACTERIAL INFECTION”,when in reality she is a walking drd! I’m pretty sure its called gonorrhea BITCH. This nasty cunt has drd which she has no shame in telling anyone, she spreads her legs on the daily and informs her next victim as if its a prize to be won. C’mon she even fcked Shawne Merriman. Talk about a super sloot!

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Brittany Contreras Camp Pendleton

July 1, 2014 San Diego 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Contreras, the dirtiest whore San Diego has to offer (or any city because she is so dirty). This fat slut right here tries to steal husbands/boyfriends or ANYTHING with a dick. She is married and is still sleeping around with 98% of the marines on Camp Pendleton. She has nearly every disease in the book. How I know this you ask? Because I was cleaning her house (which she never does, dog shit and trash every where. I only do it because I feel bad that her poor innocent daughter has to live in a shit hole like that) and there, laying on the counter was her paperwork listing like 10 diseases she currently has. She is a tweaker whore who brings random guys into her house while her husband is on restriction. Not to mention she is bringing these random guys and fucking them while her daughter is there and doing drugs with her daughter in the house. She leaves her daughter home alone at night so she can go get drunk down the street. She is the worst piece of scum you can imagine. She tries to blast innocent girls on facebook for being a “whore” or “unfaithful” but this white trash, dick sucking, cum guzzling, disease infested, fat beach whale is the true cnt and spreads her fat godzilla legs to everything with a dick that she comes in contact with. Ladies, watch your husbands. She will pretend to be your friend just to fck your husband or boyfriend. Nik, put this nasty skank ass whore on blast. Here is your fame dirty ass CT!!!

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