Someone Teach Her To Close Her Legs


Someone teach this midget how to close her legs.

Someone teach this midget how to close her legs.

Someone teach this midget how to close her legs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty b*tch right here is Lauren Bustos. She’ll fck your boyfriend and embarrass herself going back for more. Shes a 4 foot tall midget that’s disgusting as f*ck. She’ll text your boyfriend and call him her “husband”. She just looks for attention anywhere she can. But when shes confronted she denies it all and says sorry like you’ll actually believe it. then you find out shes been texting your boyfriend and calling him crying, BEGGING him to break up with his girlfriend. This b*tch has nothing better to do then to try and break up someone who is perfectly happy. Shes known as “being beat as f*ck” and the “drunk midget with the huge hair.” She cheated on her boyfriend then when he left she begged him to come back. Someone needs to hand this b*tch a hairbrush and teach her how to close her legs. Opinions?

Why’s the right side of her hairline so mad at her for??? its attacking her face.- nik

Sarah Leal Will Never Learn



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a pic of Sarah and her stupid friend in bikinis just standing there letting a bunch of guys take pics of their asses. She is a trash bag and will never learn. Why does she have such a false sense of hotness? I see cellulite!

**She gave me her number in San Diego when I was blacked out.  It has 8 digits instead of 10.  Those 2 damn numbers will always haunt me.- JV

Sarah you need to buy this ASAP – http://di.tl/smark – with age comes fat legs so you need to prevent the worst from happening.- nik

Jason Russell Is Gay


In my professional opinion, Jason Russell of the Invisible Gay foundation is a homosexual. His living in denial under God (what the bible is telling him to be) was the cause of his public meltdown. Fame is not all its cracked up to be, especially when you hide secrets.

Little Man Syndrome


Little Man Syndrome

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,and girls watch out for this d**chebag. He is going back and forth with his fiancé and still screwing other girls on the side. He has the smallest di*k ever, I mean seriously the guy should really invest in some male enhancements or at least a finger condom. He will not wear a condom because the condoms do not even fit him. My girlfriend dated or should I say screwed him for a few weeks and told me about his small member and how she got a DRD from him. He is seriously bipolar and has major anger issues!

Looks like he’s jacked up on roids = anger problems.- nik

Dirty Thunder Thighs


Dirty Slore

Dirty Slore

Dirty Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty sk*nk right here goes by the name of Kaylee Onna!! A.k.A Thunder Thighs. Shes one of the most dirtiest East County Slores that you can ever meet! Id watch out boys & girls, id hate for anyone else to catch something just like her so called “boyfriend” haha, Tell me what yall think?

Thunder cheeks is more like it.  It’d be quite the site watching those things eat.- nik

Two Faced Douchebag


Two Faced Douche-bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, He’s a lying two faced douche-bag! He is still married and has a daughter will tell girls anything they want to hear to sleep with them. He puts on an amazing show LADIES BEWARE!

His proportions are so strange; large head, short arms, belly.  Proabably an ex-roider.- nik

SD Sloot For You


MARIELLA MEN(HOE)SA

MARIELLA MEN(HOE)SA

MARIELLA MEN(HOE)SA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mariella David Mendoza. She is the bigges SLOOT, WH*RE, & H*E In San Diego. She is known all over San Diego. She lives in Poway off of ted Williams Parkway. She even admitted she was a h*e, because she supposedly went through “a lot” through her childhood. Which was her father passing away. She dated a guys named Xavier, Scotty, Josh, Redb, Ryan, Ivan, Arvell, and many more to come. May seem a lot but shes been f*cked by many. Mariella is not only been passed around but she also passed things around. She’s also a hood hopper, and a homie hopper. Mariella dated Ryan from CRSNx57 who lives in Carson. She thought she was so close to everyone in Carson and thought she would through a function in SD inviting everyone from LB & Carson. But she failed so now everyone also hates her ass in LB & Carson. Mariella then f*cked guys from AC & that’s why her *ss is banned from Mira Mesa. Since then, she moved on to SDP & AIB n*ggas and got passed around there. Once she been around all the guys, she decided to start getting at mira mesa d*ck. Because she is a desperate h*e and is hungry for the d*ck 24/7. She does nothing but stay on FB and try to find new friends who don’t know her background so she can have people to hang out with. Just like the people she hangs out with, shes a nobody. She sucks d*ck in alley ways and fcks guys she doesn’t even know. Can you say slut? I cant even count the number of guys she’s f*cked just this year and its only been 3 months since the year started. She just disgusting and gross and im retty sure people that are friends with her just use her cause she has a car.

Guys hang out with her cause she’s easy and everyone has a shot, not cause of the car.- nik

The Final Piece Of Evidence Against The “Invisible Children: Kony 2012″ Conspiracy!



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Prime Minister of Uganda responds to the documentary, “The Invisible Chlidren” AKA Kony 2012. I’ve been watching this whole story since it came out. As soon as I saw this Kony 2012 video, it screamed BULLSH!T to me. The video is almost 7 years old now, and was based at the time where Kony was at the height of his power. Do you know where he is now? He got pushed out of the country and is most likely living in a sh!tty jungle with no more than 300 remaining followers. What logical reason do we have to attack an entire country to go try and kill an old *sshole who is going to die soon (In fact, there is already speculations as to whether he is even still alive) Yes, this dude was a prick and deserves severe, agonizing torture, but invading yet another country for no goddamn reason doesn’t help anyone. Except oil companies. What was that you say? Oh guess what, oil reserves were recently found in Uganda, about 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil. SUDDENLY some dude who was a threat over 6 years ago is now a huge deal and we all have to go invade Uganda to “SAVE THE CHILDREN.” BULLLSH***TTTT Watch this video as ultimate proof of the bullsh*ttery that’s going on, this needs to get out there, The Ugandan prime minister even went on his twitter account and was sending messages to the celebrities that were supporting the Invisible Children campaign. He told them to come visit Uganda and see how NOT SH*TTY it was. The United states government is yet again trying to bully the rest of the world to disgusting lengths, trying to kill innocents, all in the name of profit. Someone has to stop this sh*t. This needs to get out there.

I blame Obama and Justin Bieber.- nik

Ashley Brode Is A Nut Job


(Click on her face to see her pink hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ashley Brode from SD, California this b*tch sends her pics to every guy she adds on face book and is just with any guy who will smoke her out and f*ck the nasty girl! and if you get sick of her sh*t and dump her for being a h*e she will call txt blow you up like crazy pretending to be pregnant and telling you how much she loves you and wants you while shes in bed with the other guy so guys be careful this one is grade a f*cking nuts.

All girls with chest tattoos are nut jobs. I decided.- nik

East County Bicycle


East County Bicycle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this whores name is Katrina and everyone in east county gets a ride! She already has two kids and she’s only 21. She goes from guy to guy saying she loves them just to get them to take care of her and her kids! She was hooking up with 3 guys that are all friends with each other and telling each of them that shes in love with them. She’ll F*ck anyone! Who wants to be her baby daddy?!

Whats with all the gingers today?  they definitely made some mistakes over their holiday.- nik