Wishes She Was A Cougar

Posted in San Francisco | February 6th, 2012

wishes she was a cougar

wishes she was a cougar

wishes she was a cougar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this old bag here is Ramona Amar*l. Even though she’s in her early 40s, she looks at least 50. She runs around without a bra on and lowcut shirts with jeans that are way too tight because this horse-faced sl*t actually thinks she looks good. She actually thinks she looks like a raiderette. She cheated on her ex husband numerous times and now she’s with some dude that cheated on his gf of 15 years! She’s too busy slumming at the bar to spend time with her own daughter! When she has her she’s never home and doesn’t care where or what her daughter is doing and she’s only 15! This b*tch makes me want to throw up in my mouth, she looks like a dude! I’m dying to know Nik, what do you think?

I think she’d knock someone out if they ever hit her chin.- nik

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Delusional Mother

Posted in San Francisco | February 2nd, 2012

delusional mother

delusional mother

delusional mother

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik: this horrible excuse for a mother makes me sick. Her name is ramona amar*l . First of all, she’s 43 and thinks she is still 20. She dresses like a slore and wears clothes way too small for her. She hangs out at trashy bars all day instead of spending time with her kid. She would rather hang out with her “man” who is cheating on his girlfriend of over 10 years than see her daughter. Her parents still pay for her to live! She leaves her daughter home alone and she called her daughter a hooker when she went to her first high school dance! This b*tch even goes around saying she looks like a raiderette! She never wears a bra and thinks her pankcake t*ts look good. Please nik, I’m begging you, can you tell this old hag how disgusting she is?!

The bottom pic must be her attempt at photoshop…- nik

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Corporate Maven Turned Someone Elses Biatch

Posted in San Francisco | February 2nd, 2012

Corporate Maven Turned Someone Elses Bitch

Corporate Maven Turned Someone Elses Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. This snatch, is named Danielle Revives (formerly Danielle Herschend). Nothing about Danielle is genuine or kind, she has to be one of the most cruel people I have ever come across. The girl grew up in Hawaii and Danielle once worked in retail (now keep in mind, one of the slogans of the place she worked at was ‘activate self esteem’ as it will apply later on in this post) and then her ‘professional’ business ventures say that she became a ‘corporate maven’. Now she’s a dog walker. What I hate hate HATE about this woman and I have NEVER forgotten her, is the way she treated a particular person she and I worked with. The person she and I worked with, He was suffering from cancer AND AIDS and was trying his best to be a good employee, and hadn’t known but for a few weeks that he was terminally ill. Danielle went out of her way (and keep in mind this is San Francisco we are talking about) to make this person so uncomfortable to be at work by humiliating him in front of other employees, but also customers. “If you’re so sick, maybe you shouldn’t be working here.” Oh she was a piece of work! Any and every chance she had (she was a supervisor) to be cruel to that particular person, she did and relished every minute of it to the point that he left. Not once did I ever hear her utter a kind word to him, nor encourage him. Then she left retail to become a ‘boss’ for some shipping company that in of itself is a joke. So flash forward a little bit. It brings me great pleasure to see, that this woman has not only married some poor guy who probably lacks testicles…but she is no longer this ‘corporate maven’. She’s a dog walker, and I relish and am gleefully overjoyed that she is now fat and wearing old lady clothes. I also think she looks like she is missing a chromosome. What is even better is that in the pic of her in that stupid sailor sweater she had to throw on a scarf to detract attention away from how that sweater highlights how fat she has really become and the fact she has saggy yams for a chest. Obviously retarded people don’t know how to dress. Please PLEASE put her on blast. Love ya Danielle!

She’s a dog driver.  She does no walking.- nik

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Possibly The Epitome Of Selfishness

Posted in San Francisco | February 2nd, 2012

Possibly the epitome of selfishness and slutery

Possibly the epitome of selfishness and slutery

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Lisa is the reason men are jaded towards women. She’s a selfish h*e who can’t support herself. She used to date my friend Johnny and then they were engaged for like 5 years. A month before they were suppoesed to get married she started h*eing around with his best friend. Oh, hi sl*t. Durring all of this her mom was suffering from breast cancer and she would act as though her mom was making it up even though she got the test results of the tests back, she definetly had cancer. She lied about being pregnant to her fiance, she was not. She lied about her fiance hiting her, he did naaaht. she completely tore him apart with her actions, words, and hurtful remarks. leave your stupid comments in your pocket h*e.

Nice turkey, too bad she didn’t share.- nik

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Would You With This Santa Rosa Beauty

Posted in San Francisco, Santa Rosa, The Dirty, Would You? | January 29th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the hottest chick ever.  And no she doesn’t think she is the sh*t or act like she is owed something because Tim Tebow’s dad decided to make her one of the hottest on earth.  I have to ask you Nik, would you with this Santa Rosa beauty?

Answer: No, she has 8 toes on one foot and serious eye baggage.

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Please Call This Girl Out

Posted in San Francisco, Would You? | January 25th, 2012

For all that is holy, please call this girl out!

For all that is holy, please call this girl out!

For all that is holy, please call this girl out!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sherilynn Macale, aka HeyCheri, is a self proclaimed “internet celeb”. She thinks she’s sent from above and is talented in everything. Literally, everything. The creepiest part about her is that she’s a dominatrix on the side because she can’t get a real job (due to no one but her seeing her talents!). She posts a million angled pictures online that make her look decent, but in real life, she looks like a bobble head with ape-like features and a flat *ss (however she LOVES her butt and never fails to mention how ‘amazing’ it is in her millions of public blogs). Her fan base is growing due to so much shameless self promotion, so my questions is, would you!?

Answer: No, cause I know what she looks like under all that make-up and photoshop.  Its most like pic #2 with a wider nose.

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Bay Area Slooze

Posted in San Francisco | January 18th, 2012

bay area slooze

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Julie Ivers is a world class wh*re. She dated the runner up to the last amazing race Jeremy. She claims she turned down Nick Swisher(the new york yankee), because he wasn’t hot enough for her. Her and her friends frequent Vegas and look for celebs, as well as athletes. She will roll the dice on condoms, in fact the word condom isn’t in her vocabulary. Her utters are a f*cking mess, and she tries to sleep with a plastic surgeon for +2s. Even obamacare can’t take care of the dental plan this broad needs. Please, help every one in the SF bay with this dirty b*tch.

Fortunately she’s not the caliber woman an athlete would sleep with.  She’s more of a minor league chick.- nik

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The Secret Needs To Come Out

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, San Francisco | January 17th, 2012

The Secret Needs to Come Out

The Secret Needs to Come Out

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this would be the “secret” slooter of antioch/oakley/brentwood, her name is Kelly Victor. Kelly lie’s about a lot, she uses the daddy doesn’t love me as a reasoning on why she does half the stuff she does. Well let me tell you a little about kelly, she has a boyfriend named Jacob Sexton, whom all of us from this location know for his reputation as well. She hangs out with ex’s and “friends” all the time without Jacob knowing. She kisses or does whatever she has to do to find out that those guys arent what she wants. She doesn’t really know what she wants, she’s had a few really good guys in the past that she freaked out on too much and they couldnt handle it. One of those guys told me that Kelly and a friend want to go through the alphabet with guys (no not just date them  ) She also had a recent accident a while back that almost look her life, its sad but she uses that as her excuse to do whatever the f***k she wants to do. She’s good at fooling you though. She can’t stay a secret. If you notice 2 girls that are in the top picture are already on here.

All I learned from this post was her name, she has a boyfriend and went through the alphabet with guys…step your dirt up.- nik

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I’m A Girl And I Totally Would

Posted in San Francisco, Would You? | January 13th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what’s up? Site is awesome. So I know this chic Ang Haggard (Via facebook & a few parties)…. By the way I’m a chic & not a lesbian. I think she is absolutely gorgeous & has a great personality. Just wanted to ask, would you?

Answer: No, her nose looks like a butt plug.

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Dumb Little Girl

Posted in San Francisco | January 11th, 2012

Dumb Little Girl

Dumb Little Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been engaged for a few months now and my fiance worked with this chick. She KNEW we were engaged, came to MY apartment to hang out with my ex and smoke, then they ended up kissing. I finally found out and confronted this little girl, who lied and said she didn’t know he was engaged… when there are pictures of me and my friends, family, and fiance all over my living room!! She had the nerve to tell me that it was all him and she was taken advantage of. What a JOKE! Even said she knows what it’s like to be cheated on, so she would never do this. I know by your standards, I’m not the skinniest girl in the world. But I paid for my own education, my own bills and rent. I have a great job and I know how to take care of myself! I am self sufficient! I don’t see why a guy would downgrade from someone like me, to this girl who hides how chunky she is by only face pictures and who is stuck being a server’s assistant (Not even a SERVER!) Nik, PLEASE post this girl. From what I heard, I’m not the first girl who’s relationship she’s ruined! She needs to be put out there.

At least you found out your fiance was a douche before you tied the knot.- nik

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