Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Jose Canseco’s new chick her name is Leila and she is a bikini model from The Bay Area. He met her at a playboy party and they have been hooked up since. I have tons of pics if you need more.
Isn’t Jose like 60 years old… how is he still pulling tail when he is broke? Well I guess she really doesn’t constitute as tail, maybe Ox tail.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think she’s cute. She has fake boobs but besides that she’s really pretty. She also has a kid now, but the guy she’s with is LUCKY because…ew. Anyway what do you think? would you with this new milf?
Answer: No, I never would because of the nose issue, but fyi the kid bomb is not a good selling point.
**Ladies always go nose job before +2’s. I decided.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordan C*r! I’ve hooked up with her before and I think shes a cute chick with an amazing rack! would you??
Haha no never, her big forehead and round nose make me laugh..she is like one of the dwarfs from snow white.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meredith is a nice little Catholic School girl from Northern California. Guaranteed wifey material. This dime knows she’s hot, but is still humble. Her sister Alison was a model on Let’s Make a Deal. Both are Greg worthy. Dirty Celebrity nickname: Meredime.
I kind of think she is a scam. Her nickname should be “Sideways” since she never takes a picture straight on.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Scarlett . This horse-faced shim & her army of nasty, fat wh*res throw some “parties” (gangbangs..) out here. I’m pretty sure she just does it so she can spread her STD’s to all her fake *ss wannabe rapper fans. Swear this THING thinks she is the hottest sh*t around, and since she is oh so desperate for attention from my man and every other greg in the Bay, I thought I would help her..or rather, IT out. Gross!
I love how “her” legs always crossed to conceal the Greg.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Dana, I used to hit it & quit it a while back… One night we were at dinner and I swear to god I thought she was a man. I told her to get out the car, I was disgusted. look at her face, manly? Im thinkin! Also shes got a HUGE count gutula and only takes pictures from the neck up.She is your typical shotgun girl… and a TOTAL snicker licker… So Nik, you tell me, himstitute?
I think thats a girl…which is sad, cause she looks like a man.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look no further for your future ex-wife. Meet Meredith F*orni. Arizona State Alumni, originally from the Bay Area. I think I have read enough of the dirty to pin point your type and I think Meredith has what you want. I included pics of her as a blonde and a brunette to make your decision easier. So, I’m dying to know… WOULD YOU?
Answer: I can’t answer this yet. She is a nose job away from dating me for a solid two months, but I don’t know… she looks expensive.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ran across this picture on my comp. I dated this girl… or “had” this girl, I should say… she was the so slutty that I woke up one morning with “the burn”. She pulls good lookin dudes, then gives us “the burn”. So Nik, would you?
Dunno which one your talking about but they’re both ugly, they have armpit fat…one has a beak and the other looks like a man who doesn’t brush his teeth.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, IceMan in Cabo for New Years partying with some girl from SF. And yes, supposedly Chucks toenails painted blue as well.
I am glad Chuck is enjoying his retirement.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you said 2010 was all about the brunettes and you havent said yes to one. So i figured i would solve this problem… so don’t lie Nik, you’d go balls to the wall with this sexy minx right?
Answer: Maybe… on the fence with this one. Not a fan of the booger in her nose, but I love her eyes. Need more solid pictures before I grace her with my Greg.