She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Thinks She’s A Financial Mistress
Posted in San Francisco, Would You? | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik No wonder why all the guys are gay in San Fran, if I seen this skank coming, I’d be too! She’s so full of herself and she thinks she’s perfect. Perfectly UGLY. Can you believe she actually has stupid men PAY her to make fun of them? She actually has a website, she is a mistress….what a joke! She lives in Walnut Grove or something hokey like that.
Answer: No, some people are into rats, I am just not a fan.
Sami SF’S VIP Sweetheart
Posted in San Francisco, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sami’s got it goin on. She’s hot, natural D’s, killer curves, perfect ass & looks hot as a brunette or blond! Im stealin these pics off her laptop… Hope she doesn’t mind.. So I gotta know, would you?
Answer: no. Her face is swollen, and shes not a sweet heart just look at her greg face.
Nik You Have To Like This Goddess
Posted in Berkeley, Manhattan, San Francisco, The Dirty | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Abbey Lee K**. An Austrilian goddess supermodel ranked as the top 10 model as of right now. She is pretty much perfect and has the best body in the industry. Models from Vouge covers and editorials to Victoria Secret and rocks a nose ring! So Nik what do YOU think of this angel?
I think she needs braces and a new haircut. I don’t believe in these top ten lists… the judges are all fashion industry gay guys (Pink Mafia) who can’t even get it up for chicks. How can you tell if a chick is hot if you don’t want to stick it in them?- nik
Living Off Your Tax Dollars Since 2004
Posted in San Francisco | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, PLEASE put these two LEECHES on BLAST! This is Erica Cas*** and her husband Sergio San**. These two have been living off our tax dollars since 2004! Medi-Cal – check, food stamps (which she had the audacity to complain were not enough) – check, financial help so her daughter can attend private school (thought people on welfare were supposed to be living on the “basics”) – check, free daycare for her son while she attends “school”, but really just sits on her ass all day at home – check, Section 8 housing (renting out the 2nd bedroom and living room to pocket the cash) – check!! I would like the Dirty Army to explain to me how someone who is supposedly experiencing financial hardships and who is entirely supported by hardworking taxpayers such as myself, can afford a $300 Coach purse and a brand new SECOND car? Wait, I think I just answered my own question! Was this Obama’s version of Hope and Change??
I love their chains…I have to hand it to them I would have never guessed they would be smart enough to do something like this, these guys are still douche though.- nik
El Ay From The Bay
Posted in San Francisco, UCLA | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is a huge huge douche named Alex, hmm where to start..well first of all, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE HOTTEST NIGHT CLUBS IN LA OR BAY AREA “THIS IS YOUR GUY” HE CLAIMS HE CAN GET YOU IN EVERY WHERE. THis assh*le walks around thinking he owns anything and every club. all he does is is sit on facebook and add girls then promise them some kind of vip “guest list” to some club. He is the biggest douche ever.. “‘m considered one of the most dangerous men alive and have been featured in TIME magazine as bachelor of the century. Snap, Crackle and Pop make me breakfast every morning then the king treats me to a lunch ‘my way’ followed by a dinner prepared by an Iron Chef (the original one not the shitty American version). On my spare time I like to read Shakespearean sonnets then woo a hundred women into my bed like Casanova and pleasure them with my big toe. I consider myself a filmmaker, that is, I write and direct and shoot and do all the cool sh*t that you don’t see when you watch a movie and proclaim that “eh, it was ok.” Well f*ck you, I’d like to see you write a script then shoot it motherf*cker. I’m a peaceful loving person by nature.” THIS WAS HIS facebook info…. haha
Sexual predator for sure, that girl clearly wants nothing to do with him…and why does he think people actually care about what he does.- nik
I’d Say Yes
Posted in San Francisco, Would You? | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think she’s sexy. She goes by Big Ashley. I would, so I’m asking, would you?
Answer: no. She has the face of a shim and her body doesn’t really look like that, girls are deceiving.
World’s Biggest Douchebag
Posted in San Francisco, The Dirty | March 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jonathan Sullivan, bass player of Jacks Mannequin, is a nasty douchebag. Stay away from him, he has DRD and takes pride in spreading them to poor innocent fans. He hooks up with chicks and secretly video tapes them, and posts them on the internet. He is a scumbag who doesn’t give a crap about ruining the bands reputation. He promises girls the world and then ruins their lives. Don’t fall for his lies, like so many others!!!! There are so many stories about this happening to girls, and how they can no longer listen to the band they once loved because it reminds them of the horrible experience and their DRD. Stay away from this loser, he is nothing but bad news, may seem nice at first but its part of his game…he will use and abuse you in whatever way he can.
Rookies: DRD stands for Dennis Rodman Disease which stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease which stands for the gift that keeps on giving.- nik
Felony Melanie
Posted in Dirty DUI, San Francisco, Utah | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is mel hol**’s 3rd appearance on your site. This time the stink, x-mormon, sl*t acquired a sweet DUI/Hit and Run on her record over the past summer…i think she needs a mayjor intervention. Nik, what are your thoughts?’
I think it’s a shame she is bringing the red cup down as she crash and burns.- nik
Big Bulldog
Posted in San Francisco, Uncle Chuck | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…the chick on the left is Sabrina and she thinks she is the hottest thing in town…she got the “thing” part right but hot is definitely not her. She cheats on every guy she dates and likes to be f**ked with a maglight….SERIOUSLY! She hangs out with girls that are in their early 20’s and she about to be 32. When do you start hangin out with people your own age. She tries to be young by wearing clothes that are too tight for her, often show her rolls, and is just down right gross. Like I said before she thinks she’s hella hot…Nik what do you think??
Whats with all these swollen faces today…Her face looks like a nut(yes that nut).- nik
P.R. Agency Owner Scams High School
Posted in Dirty Business, Los Angeles, San Francisco, The Dirty | February 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick who owns her own PR Firm out of LA supposedly set’s up prom parties on the side. Her name is Cassandra Gr*ll and she owns Virago PR & Management. She reps Daisy De La Hoya and can be seen with other turds like Freddy Fags. She must be doing really well b/c she just stole $6500 from a H.S. who contracted her out to set up their Senior Ball. She also is a dead beat to other company’s where she owes nearly $100K. I wonder if her other clients and vendors know who they are dealing with? Put her on blast. It’s like a free PSA so others don’t get scammed. Click Here To Read Full Story
What was the High School that she scammed? Who steals from little kids dreams… has to be a drug problem considering the circles and clients she deals with.- nik
