THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why would Mark Zuckerberg marry Priscilla Chan? He’s f*cking loaded, he could do so much better. What the hell is wrong with him, she’s not even a hot Asian, and she literally won the damn lottery with him. He better have a stone cold pre-nuptial agreement, because that nasty chick looks like a gold digger. Well she’s asian, so of course she’s a damn gold digger. lmao Half the comments are going to be, you’re jealous of asians, and you liked or got dumped by one blah blah. But lets be serious, Mark can pull V.S. models with that wallet.

I think they are perfect for each other.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this former UCLA cheerleader Robin has been slooting it up first all over campus at UCLA, now she’s taking down the whole city of San Francisco. SF boy’s go ahead and have a ride and taste the Robin bird… but you might not like what you take home with you the next day all alone… she’s a walking, talking DRD.

Those are some fat cheeks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Greetings Nik, just wanted to know what you thought about THIS?? I really don’t like Mark Zuckerberg anyway, but she doesn’t fit the bill of a billionaire’s girlfriend…. You’d think will all that money he could pull better tail than THAT!

Mark has always loved the smell of noodles. He is the John Lennon of our times, which means some crazy is going to shoot him eventually.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “A duB” she’s from the SF bay area, but she’s apparently living in Vegas now. My boyfriend is friends with her on facebook, which I didn’t think much of, until I saw him looking at her ads on Redbook.com for escort services. B*tch was a hooker, and a gross one at that.

And you didn’t break up with your boyfriend because?- nik

(Click on image to go to Bullyville.com or what use to be IsAnyOneUp.com)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 6 months ago you introduced me to a website called IsAnyOneUp.com and I had been hooked on it since.  I’m a die hard Hunter Moore fan and love how crazy he is and so naturally his site was perfect for me.  I bought the merchandise, got the tattoo and supported Hunter every time someone said something bad about him, sent money for no reason to help him with his server bill all because I believe he was who he was.  This morning I woke up, log onto IAU and all the sudden it takes you to a website called Bullyville.com with a letter from Hunter Moore.  The dude sounds like a TOTAL B*TCH, he had all of us fooled, thinking he is cool, hipster, banging chicks everywhere he goes, booty bumps all that stuff was obviously a front.  How can you start a revolution and SELL OUT… what the f*ck hunter.  What am I suppose to do with this #NBHNC tattoo?  I can’t even explain how mad and disappointed I am in this f*cking scam artist.  Nik, at least you will never b*tch out like Hunter and write some pitty letter like we are supposed to forgive Hunter for having NO BALLS and selling out for who knows how many thousands of dollars. I hope that was worth his dignity.

How stupid does the Village Voice look right now? Actors come and go… it’s the real assholes who survive.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely lady, named Ni*ole V**ghn likes to meet guys, in her area, to meet up for sex. She has no preference on what they look like but just wants to sleep with them. She tells them that she is a good looking lady, and she is, but her pictures are always from the shoulders up. <—- that should tell you something. She also is a big fan of being an extreme c*nt, even when she is wrong, because she is too much of a b*tch to care. She likes to be taken out by men to dinner/movie/whatever and then fuck them but then move on the next day and find some other guy. Btw did I mention she only meets them online? The last guy she slept with was 13 years older than her. And get this…she is going to be a nurse but never uses a condom.

Her face looks like its had a rough encounter with a vice.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik! this girl is probably like newly 18 years old. She was the biggest slut in Maple Ridge. At 16 or 17 she got pregnant, and she has no idea who the dad is. She says “i dont want to bother asking the dad to pay money” yeah because it could be 3 guys that you fcked in like a short period of time. You most likely have a drd, because you probably dont use protection, hence you got pregnant at a young age. Everyone hates her except for her stripper friends. yep, thats right shes a stripper. typical “oh no, i have daddy issues, im going to get pregnant and be a stripper my whole life.” okay dear, thats not going to change your past. You’ll always be the same. oh and also, shes saving up money to get her titties done, you’re ruining your life dude, you say you want everything to change, but you’re not helping yourself. When kidsname grows up what is gender going to tell genders friends? “my mommys a stripper and has fake boobies! wanna come over?” yeah, okay… be an example for your babygender. Don’t be that slutty mom who will never find love because she’s definatly looking in the wrong places. Sex isn’t love, sex just comes with love. grow up now..

Eh yo gurl!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has two kids each by a different daddy. She claims to be “going to college” when she is actually in a 6 month program to/ get paid $10/hr big money there!! NOT. She is also leeching off her second baby daddy (who cheats on her all the time) and living at his mom’s house. Her current baby daddy beats her child and she allows it. She is also in NICARAGUA enjoying a great vacation leaving her first born who knows where because she does not want to embarrass her boyfriend by telling his family she has another son. (What kind of mom is she) Also She says her best features are her eyes and body. Mind you she weighs a good 200lbs. WHALE! SK*NK! #SadExcuseForAMom.

Does she shadow those indents into her nose to make it look smaller?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh don’t get me started Nik!!!  She thinks she is the sh*t just because she got a jock football player! Which only wanted her for sex and then ditched her.. she is rude and walks like her sh*t don’t stink! She thinks she’s so cute!  Posting pictures of herself every 5 seconds! B*tch thinks she is white! News flash she’s a fob! always will be.

Was it a 49er?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Facebook is making some major moves… Today they just purchased Instagram for 1 billion dollars… how lucky are those f*cks over at Instagram?  They have the dumbest app ever, and for some reason everyone loves by it.  Click here to read full article.

This was an ego move by Suckerberg.- nik