San Francisco | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Franky Petersen Is A Riot

November 5, 2014 San Francisco 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Franky Petersen. She’s a real 5 star riot. Kind of reminds me of the girlfriend I had when I was 16, was horrible in the sack, and only cost $10 to take out. But there’s a 99% chance this girl will sleep with you on the first two (usually first) date. She thinks she’s so fancy because her father is “Mr. Fremont” with his D level solar and roofing company. Girl has serious mental issues too. She thinks she’s using men to get stuff, when in reality, it’s a cheap bottle of red, a pounding in the sheets, then dropping her off at home. At least that’s how I treated it. And don’t let the makeup fool you, if Adam Levine met this broad, he’d be hurling Proactiv at her.

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Katie Hughes of Santa Rosa

November 4, 2014 Sacramento, San Francisco 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this whore Katie Hughes is the biggest slut on plenty of fish . She will sleep with anything that is married or dating someone even though she has her own man. She pretends to be this sweet innocent whore but look at thet picture she and me and probably hundreds of others in the bay area . If your looking for a good time you can email Katie at**. ladies and gentlemen both need to watch out this bitch has heroes . You would think working for sutter in Rohnert park she would have been a little safer with her busted out twat. Start taking better care of your daughter and man then e everyone else’s man bitch.Nolan you should drop this bitch quick.

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Hannah Stocking Will Ruin Klay Thompson’s Career

November 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hannah Stocking was a spotted with Kyrie Irving in August, the same month Klay Thompson proclaimed to be dating her on his social media. Now she is on twitter trying to deny this is her in the photos.  I’m telling you, she is going to ruin this kids career.

Klay you don’t need a girlfriend.- nik


Hannah Stocking Is A Horrible Girlfriend

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Why Do Gay People Like Apple CEO Tim Cook Believe They Are Special

October 30, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 198



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t think there is anything wrong with being gay.  If you like d*ck, you are still a human so I don’t think anyone should ever judge gays for being gay.  They are born that way.  But I do have a problem with a lot of gay people.  They believe they are so special, but yet want to be treated the same as everyone… Ummm do you ever see someone published an article saying someone is straight.  Its like they feel they are so different and special cause they are fudge packers… sorry but most people are disgusted when they think of 2 guys doing it… oh ya and if you use Apple products… you are most definitely gay.

I’m proud of Tim Cook and I hope more people with power come forward. Gays make the world a happier place.- nik

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Info On Colin Kaepernick And Brittany Renner

October 24, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a friend in Mississippi who is friends with Colin Kaepernicks rumored new girlfriend Brittany Renner (Fitness Model) well a couple weeks ago she was down there and she gave my friend the details on her and Colin. Well my friend told me Brittany told her that she and Colin have been having a fling for over 3 months and their relationship is “tricky” but they are semi together. There were rumors saying she was pregnant but I can confirm she definitley is not and it was just a silly rumor that people speculated . Well this is where it gets messy ! LOL, Brittany told my friend that Colin had a very tiny d*ck, and she was suprised due to his big size. She said his sex game was whack and it was dissapointing and that her ex was way better dang……. Brit said her and Colin are still talking despite ups and downs in their relationships but I just had to let you know that his sex game is WHACK! She want’s to be the chosen one so bad, and is mad that he doesn’t claim her, she want’s the package of a NFL girlfriend but I guess that package doesn’t indluce good sex! LOL.

Colin can do better.- nik

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Philthy Rich Is A Lame Pimp

October 18, 2014 Las Vegas, San Francisco, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this post is not to blast this lame rapper/pimp Philthy Rich for conning multiple women into giving him their hard earned money but rather to ask these girls to WAKE UP. Come on ladies look @ that face, seriously he is gross and will never be taken seriously in the industry he’s a joke. While your stripping or sucking an old Greg he’s out free f*ckn groupies or spending your money on his baby momma. Vegas, Bay Area and everywere beware of this abusive mooch.

Looks like The Game knock-off.- nik

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Hannah Stocking Is A Horrible Girlfriend

October 17, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 108

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hannah Stocking might have a smoking body but she’s a nightmare for a girlfriend. Ever since preseason started she’s caused Klay nothing but drama and they are constantly fighting. He is such a good guy so he is trying to make it work but there is no way he can start the season like this. Nik, please let Klay know everyone will understand if he gets rid of her he doesn’t need to keep up the front anymore.

Klay who?- nik

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Hannah Stocking Learned From Some Professionals

October 14, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 162


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, while Klay Thompson was winning the gold medal for team USA in Spain, his girlfriend was busy partying with well known escorts, ex Taz’s Angel Ieshia Marie and Jennica Olliffe. Klay is going to end up like Landry Fields if he doesn’t wake up!

Is Laundry Fields still in the NBA?- nik

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