San Francisco | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Married Minister’s Escort

November 13, 2014 San Francisco 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik i recently found out my husband of fifteen years had a six year on/off again affair with a whore named Araya Chow who lived on Leavenworth in San Francisco. He found her on some Bay Area porno site. She was 22, he was 60 and an ordained minister. He said it was a post mid-life crisis triggered by a mild stroke. He assisted her in her ProstitutionI by renting rooms for her by the month when her parents kicked her out when they found out how she made s living at The Nikko, The Kabuki, The Cartwright(now Larspur Hotel) Le Meridien just to name a few. Bought her gifts from Nieman Marcus and Nirdstrom, took her to expensive restaurants and used my credit cards (where he was an additional card holder) to do it. When I found out he dropped her like a hot coal and changed his cell phone number. He now lives in a studio instead of a 4000 square foot home and has no credit cards. If I ever gave it any thought I assumed that women who screws men for money were forced into it by pimps. He told me that she said she enjoyed prostitution and made good money. I’ve never actually met a prostitute so I won’t pass judgement. Let me just say it wouldn’t be my career choice. Good riddance to trash and I mean both of them!

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Cisco’s Hilton Romanski In Kickback Scandal

November 11, 2014 Dirty Business, San Francisco, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this inept dweeb Hilton Romanski is the SVP Head of Corporate Development and Investments at Cisco Systems. Hilton Romanski is fully responsible for many of Cisco’s bad M&A deals such as WebEx, Tandberg, NDS, Pure Digital and other toxic transactions that cost shareholders like me hefty. Hilton Romanski has been taking kickbacks from many of the Venture Capital Partners and Investment Bankers here in the Bay Area. These acts of bribery are profoundly abhorrent. Hilton Romanski has been pushing for awful acquisition deals that did not return any value to Cisco’s customers, employees and shareholders. Cisco has been in criminal indictments handed down by the US Attorney’s Office in the largest Insider Trading trial in US history where Cisco’s Starent buyout was at issue. When will Cisco’s executives and Board of Directors do the right things are fire this unethical morally bankrupt scaumbag fraudster Hilton Romanski and act in the best interest of Cisco’s shareholders??? Hilton Romanski needs to be arrested and charged by the Federal DOJ and he also needs to be investigated by the SEC.

I blame Obama.- nik

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Brentwoods Sloppiest

November 10, 2014 San Francisco 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this here is Lisa Valentine. She’s a 40 something alcoholic who thinks she’s still 21. Her ex husband has custody of her kids because she’d rather be in a bar then a mother. You can usually find her at the milestone,melrose, and Shawn Ryan’s every night of the week. I used to date her until I realized she had nothing going for her but a dead end job at Jo’s Crab Shack in station square and a permenant reserved bar stool at the local bars. She also broke into my house and broke my screen door when I tried to end things with her. Now I just let her come around every so often to get my rocks off. She’s a waste of space and a embarrassment to her boys. She’s a slutty acoholic who picks booze and whatever man she can wrangle in for the night over being with her kids. Her one oldest one does stay with her and even he can’t deal with her. What sixteen year old kid wants to come pick there sloppy drunk mom up at the bar at 230 in the morning. She’s also good at running her mouth ask the 3 girls who all beat her up on different occasions! That’s why her honker of a nose is all crooked. I’m sure she’s gonna know who put her one here seeing as I blasted her on things she’s done to me personally unless she’s broken into more then one mans house but oh well the world needs to know she’s a sloppy drunk slut!

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Franky Petersen Is A Riot

November 5, 2014 San Francisco 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Franky Petersen. She’s a real 5 star riot. Kind of reminds me of the girlfriend I had when I was 16, was horrible in the sack, and only cost $10 to take out. But there’s a 99% chance this girl will sleep with you on the first two (usually first) date. She thinks she’s so fancy because her father is “Mr. Fremont” with his D level solar and roofing company. Girl has serious mental issues too. She thinks she’s using men to get stuff, when in reality, it’s a cheap bottle of red, a pounding in the sheets, then dropping her off at home. At least that’s how I treated it. And don’t let the makeup fool you, if Adam Levine met this broad, he’d be hurling Proactiv at her.

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Katie Hughes of Santa Rosa

November 4, 2014 Sacramento, San Francisco 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this whore Katie Hughes is the biggest slut on plenty of fish . She will sleep with anything that is married or dating someone even though she has her own man. She pretends to be this sweet innocent whore but look at thet picture she and me and probably hundreds of others in the bay area . If your looking for a good time you can email Katie at**. ladies and gentlemen both need to watch out this bitch has heroes . You would think working for sutter in Rohnert park she would have been a little safer with her busted out twat. Start taking better care of your daughter and man then e everyone else’s man bitch.Nolan you should drop this bitch quick.

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Hannah Stocking Will Ruin Klay Thompson’s Career

November 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hannah Stocking was a spotted with Kyrie Irving in August, the same month Klay Thompson proclaimed to be dating her on his social media. Now she is on twitter trying to deny this is her in the photos.  I’m telling you, she is going to ruin this kids career.

Klay you don’t need a girlfriend.- nik


Hannah Stocking Is A Horrible Girlfriend

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Why Do Gay People Like Apple CEO Tim Cook Believe They Are Special

October 30, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 198



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t think there is anything wrong with being gay.  If you like d*ck, you are still a human so I don’t think anyone should ever judge gays for being gay.  They are born that way.  But I do have a problem with a lot of gay people.  They believe they are so special, but yet want to be treated the same as everyone… Ummm do you ever see someone published an article saying someone is straight.  Its like they feel they are so different and special cause they are fudge packers… sorry but most people are disgusted when they think of 2 guys doing it… oh ya and if you use Apple products… you are most definitely gay.

I’m proud of Tim Cook and I hope more people with power come forward. Gays make the world a happier place.- nik

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Info On Colin Kaepernick And Brittany Renner

October 24, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a friend in Mississippi who is friends with Colin Kaepernicks rumored new girlfriend Brittany Renner (Fitness Model) well a couple weeks ago she was down there and she gave my friend the details on her and Colin. Well my friend told me Brittany told her that she and Colin have been having a fling for over 3 months and their relationship is “tricky” but they are semi together. There were rumors saying she was pregnant but I can confirm she definitley is not and it was just a silly rumor that people speculated . Well this is where it gets messy ! LOL, Brittany told my friend that Colin had a very tiny d*ck, and she was suprised due to his big size. She said his sex game was whack and it was dissapointing and that her ex was way better dang……. Brit said her and Colin are still talking despite ups and downs in their relationships but I just had to let you know that his sex game is WHACK! She want’s to be the chosen one so bad, and is mad that he doesn’t claim her, she want’s the package of a NFL girlfriend but I guess that package doesn’t indluce good sex! LOL.

Colin can do better.- nik

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