Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Jesse Mitchem

April 2, 2013 Reno, San Francisco 54 7,484 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello, Nik. This is Jesse Mitchem. He goes to the University of the Pacific/UOP dental school and has been spreading his drd for years. Not only did he prey upon his students when he was a teaching assistant, he also gave his genital herpes to multiple girls in the dorms at the University of Nevada, Reno/UNR. I’m posting this because I don’t want this fat pizza face to trick any more women that aren’t aware of his image. This overweight piece of shit is known for bragging that he fcks like a porn star. His disease certainly fits the stereotype of one, does it not? Too funny! Watch out for his acne-ridden skin that looks as bad, if not worse, than his infected dick. Trust me, his pimples are disgusting as fck when you see him in person. Don’t be fooled by the appearance of his hideous gap-toothed smile. This chubby walking drd will stop at nothing to get what he wants and will do whatever it takes to get his bump-covered cock wet. If he somehow manages to fool you despite his reputation, make sure to double bag his ugly ass face in case the first one breaks. Several girls have suffered, so I hope I saved someone from tangling with this obese mess. What do you think, Nik?



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What Would You Do

March 28, 2013 San Francisco, The Dirty 502 85,686 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a sugar baby for a few years. (And no that doesn’t equal prostitute, my longest arrangement was with a man I never did anything sexual with)… But my most recent arrangement was with a Middle Eastern doctor. We had been seeing each other since November and I thought things were going very well. I was attracted to him, actually WANTED to sleep with him, we had a pretty good sex life. But one problem: last time I saw him, he stuck it in my ass even though I clearly stated I wasn’t okay with it. (We had even had this discussion before) I am pretty emotionally messed up from the situation. I know some people on here will say I deserved it because of what kind of situation I was in, but regardless, no still means no. My question is, how should I go about seeking financial reimbursement? He should pay up for what he did. And if he doesn’t, should I expose him on here? I mean he is a prominent doctor and even though he said he isn’t married, I’m sure he probably is. All advice is appreciated, Nik.  And the picture is just a google image, not him.

You have two options: 1) go to the police and file a rape report = No means No. Or 2) submit his image and practice to TheDirty.com.- nik



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PFC Tried Stealing My Husband Away From Me

March 21, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, San Francisco, The Dirty 321 83,648 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my man is in the Army. We’ve had some tough times. He has been overseas. I have been nuttin but faithful to him. So my man got called in the other night and left his laptop opened and I happened to find a hidden folder on his computer with love letters, skype vids, and naked pics from some Army sl*t. I almost murdered a h*e. Basically for a minute, some b*tch from San Fran was skyping, emailing and sending pics to my man. This b*tch sent my man love poems, news articles and stuff saying to leave me, and that my marriage didn’t count and he should leave my kids and me for her. This girl is in the Army reseserves.. All I know is her name is PFC. I’m gonna post this b*tches pics everywhere.  All I need is a name. WHO the f*cks moves in on a married man and tells him to leave him for her? I love my man and my kids you stupid sl*t.  Soon as I find out her name. I’m going to  post all her dirty skype vids and  name all over the web. OH and b*tch, I hope I Never find you, cause you will get yours.  Don’t try and sleep with married men you dirty girl.

Can someone be so kind to give us a name please… and yes her inner thighs touch, I give her an Army rank of 3.1127716.- nik



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Captain Of The Golden State Warrior Girls

March 18, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, San Francisco 0 6,520 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, time and time again the question of the Captain of the Golden State Warrior girls comes up? So many other girls get kicked off for conduct while Casey gets away with pasties and lingerie shows at night clubs and has far worse photos of herself out NOT being a good rolemodel with more alcohol than the Sacramento King dancers.

These aren’t even real basketball teams, who cares.- nik



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Cari Is A True Inspiration

March 17, 2013 San Francisco, The Dirty 42 88,590 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cari from Santa Rosa. She is such an inspiration, overcame being overweight and trains others. From what I’ve heard she’s a great hair dresser too! This girl has like, 5 jobs! She looks amazing, I’d give anything to have a body like hers! I can’t find anything wrong with her, and now I want to have short hair too.

Cari please hire a real publicist to put you on lesbian websites instead of self posting on TheDirty.com. Thank you.- nik



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Proof That Hunter Moore Is Nothing But An Idiot

March 13, 2013 San Francisco, The Dirty 7 83,924 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear about mega douchebag Hunter Moore?  Everyone knows the kid thinks he is the leader of the world and is above the law.  A judge just signed off that he needs to pay Bullyville founder James McGibney over $250,000 for a defamation lawsuit.  Hunter ignored this case like he does all, and at the end of the day, he is going to pay for this one.  Click here to read full Gawker Article.

Hunter doesn’t have a pot piss in. James you need to sue his Mom for giving birth to him.- nik



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