THE DIRTY ARMY: WARNING ALL BAY AREA MALES: This is Alyssa Delagnes and she is the worst kind of girl known to the male species. She is the drd carrying, serial dating, crazy break your shit-ex-girlfriend, lying, highly manipulative kind of cu*t. This bitch has drd, and the cl** and lies to her sexual partners about it on the regular. She is on multiple dating sites to pick up unsuspecting men, fuck them and then get them to buy her shit closely followed by her turning into a stage 5 clinger and going crazy on poor dudes. She hangs out with her army of skanks who are equally has contaminated and repulsive as she is. They can often be found on the prowl at Shoreline country concerts, Redwood City dive bars, and your local Planned Parenthood. This fat bottom girl is the definition of DIRTY. Girls: You better get tested if you happen to know you are eskimo sisters with this bitch or happen to sleep with a guy from Redwood City- chances are she fucked him and passed her ‘gift’ along. Dudes: You better get tested if you even look at her because chances are you caught something. Or if you do dare to fuck her, take it from someone who knows- DON’T.