THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so a few months ago Mr. 49er Colin Kaepernick himself liked 2 of my photos on IG… Immediately I was so excited because the man is so damn fine… Well, I started following him and he immediately hit me up…. long story short, we had sex the next day and I never heard from him again. Come to find out, he does this to everyone, he will find any girl he likes, go on her IG and like a few photos to get their attention and the girls fall for the same trap I do. Here is his most recent victim, I’m sure the poor girl got f*cked like I did and never heard from him again.
Obviously Colin has never heard of the GQ cover curse… text your boy Mark Sanchez and ask him about it.- nik