49ers Have No Chance This Year

April 19, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 49


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a faithful 49er fan and a 10 year season ticket holder. But I am starting to hold out little hope for the 2014 season because of the off-season antics that have recently happened. Moreover, they just picked the girls for the Gold Rush team and they are all BEAT. Half of them look like men, and a lot of them look close to 40. I don’t know who is trying to destroy this team but we are definitely losing in the talent department this year.  Click here to see the full Cheerleading team!!!

What’s going on with the QB rape case?  Does it have legs?- nik

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Colin Kaepernick Investigated For Sexual Assault

April 10, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 172

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Colin Kaepernick is being investigated on allegations of a sexual assault that supposedly took place at the Viceroy earlier this month. So far no charges have been filed and the investigation is still in it’s early stages, but given athletes track records, especially lately, it doesn’t seem like much of a stretch.  The girl had a bong that had weed in it, felt lightheaded and went to lay down and that is when she claims Kaepernick made his move.

Let’s see how this plays out. I’m not going to pass judgement yet, even though his Instagram game makes me want to say he’s guilty.- nik

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Shirley Rubiletz The Scam Artist

April 1, 2014 Minnesota, San Francisco 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well this bitch here is Shirley Rubiletz aka Sky Morgan aka the founder of manitoba motorcycle mayhem. She thinks she’s top shit when really nobody can stand being around her. She has to blackmail people into staying with her and she talks shit about her friends behind their back when really they should be talking shit about her cause shes the biggest **** of them all. She said her motorcycle club Manitoba Motorcycle Mayhem is a not-for-profit organization but yet if you go on their facebook page it says ”We will operate as a not-for-profit organization with funds going directly back into the Organization and its Charity with small salaries paid to Founder and Board Members for their time, energy and efforts.” LOL what a joke, she also says its the ”sturgis of the north” but yet the group on facebook barely even got to 300 members without her nagging people to join the group. Shirley The Scam Artist is the name she should go by on facebook cause she changes it all the time on facebook… maybe its because she doesnt want people to know its the same person or maybe she is schizophrenic. Thinks she’s gods gift to women but shes just a fat pig.

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Cheater in the Bay Area

March 28, 2014 San Francisco 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Richie, please blast this fcker on the dirty.com to tell other women that he is a dirty ass cheating father of 3! He goes on tinder as Francisco but his real name is Leo. He is married with 3 kids and he is always trying to snake on young women. Women be away of this snake! Don’t be the reason you break up the family..

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Sarah Willis Loves Her Mom’s Money

March 17, 2014 San Francisco 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Sarah Willis  just had a baby with some dude who dumped her shortly after. She went to St. Mary’s College, and had lived with her wealthy parents ever since. I really feel sorry for her little girl because she abused her body all throughout the pregnancy, and now her mom is saddled with caring for the baby while she goes out to get plastered! Obviously she’s not breastfeeding, which is another tragedy. She even named the baby Harley because the baby daddy likes motorcycles. She has no job, yet mama spends thousands on her a week.

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Rob Z the Scratcher Poser

March 17, 2014 San Francisco 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy Rob Z as he likes to call himself left his wife and two tiny kids ages 2 years and the other 9 months. He thinks he knows how to tattoo yet he blows people’s skin out and the tattoos are such poor quality. He is a wanna be norteno and lives with his mother but tells everyone he lives with his cousin. He is a high school drop out with hella warrants and cant even get a job at walmart nor McDonalds. He uses females for money “claims” to have been raped by his gay wanna be rapper brother. Which after doing some research isnt true. Stay away! Scammed his way to be sponsored by some pretty cool tattoo supply companies but his art work is horrible. He has no teeth and wears dentures to make people believe he does…which makes his vaginia eating skills lightweight alright but hes just a giant douchebag. never pays for his kids hides behind his mommy’s skirt! WATCH OUT BEWARE!!!

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Sick Of Being Fat

March 17, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 311

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for some reason I want your opinion and completely love your honesty. I feel as though you are one of the very few that tell truth and that is what I need. I had a baby 5 months ago and motherhood has by far been the greatest gift life has to offer. But I feel disgusting every time I look in the mirror. I am literally repulsed. I have tried every fab diet out there and never stick with it. I have no clue if I am being over analytical but the sh*t needs to come to an end. I want to be that “MILF” at our country club pool that looks amazing. The relationship with my husband has gone down hill too since we both kinda lost ourselves health wise. I need an ITG and a flat stomach by summer. All I want is for your opinion in what I should to get a body to be happy with. Get my ass in gear Nik. You are the king.

Honestly, eat right and exercise like a mad woman. You can cheat and take fat burning pills, but you will feel depressed and have constant anxiety. Cardio is the answer to everything and the hip-abductor machine.- nik

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Giovanni Armani Delusional Catfish Stalker

March 14, 2014 San Francisco 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This sugar chaser is GIOVANNI ARMANI, featured a ton of times on your site! He is a disgusting crazy loser with NO life that stalks women and kids. He claims he is a super model with 15 contracts with top designers and that he is wealthy and everyone is jealous of him. He is a known pedo and stalker. He has at least 10 fake FaceBook accounts he uses with white girl names and pictures to stalk and troll. He wants to be a white girl so bad. He has had over 100 twitter accounts suspended for stalking and harassing. He is married to a 60 year old guy and lives in cheap apartments. He has a sick mouth kissing relationship with his mom, his only friend. He claimed he was going to sue you on the last post on him! Everyone steer clear of this lunatic. He has identity crisis and deep mental problems. Just ask anyone in Wheaton or the internet! Abandoned by his drunk deadbeat parents as a child messed him up for life!

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