THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you want to see a real fight. DON’T STEAL FROM PEOPLE!!!
I feel bad for laughing.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I started doing Insanity a few months ago and it has done a lot for my body. Here is the weird part, the more I watched it, the more I started to like my trainer Shaun T. Now, I’m a straight man that is happily married, but I found myself thinking about Shaun T and not how a man should think about a man. I decided to google him and come to find out that Shaun T is actually gay and has a partner. I feel like he kinda of might have made me a little gay. I haven’t done anything with a man but the more and more I do Insanity the more I’m thinking about it. I tried watching a gay porn but it didn’t do anything for me. Figured maybe try out the real thing, you know people always say, don’t knock it until you try it. The reason for my post is to see if this is happening to anyone else? I feel like Shaun T. is doing subliminal marketing through his training videos. Yeah, my body looks good, but am I gay?
I have never met a straight guy who spells their name Shaun. I say you test the waters. Try a blow job from another man first. If you can keep the erection you are gay. And if you finish, it’s time for a divorce.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, San Francisco 49ers All-Pro defender, Aldon Smith, has been charged with 3 felonies for possession of assault weapons originating from a shooting at his home last year. Smith is also in rehab right now after he had a DUI last month and was stabbed at a party at his house in San Jose, CA. Two other people were also shot that night. Nik, what is going on in the NFL? Things keep getting crazier and crazier.
All the good players are criminals.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saw this bitch on tumblr and I had to share! She posts pictures of herself practically naked all over the internet claiming she’s a “model” lol! What’s up with her fashion sense? Plus she’s a whale. She’s ratchet as hell, obviously. Not sure what it is about the internet that makes these stupid chicks think they’re famous. btw she has a bf! WTF!! Who would date this bitch?! lol Her name is Cheyenne Conlon but she goes by Skye Lemon Go look for yourself
Not sure how modeling ever crossed this chicks mind, she’s falbby and rounded.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Casey’s been avoiding anything that shows skin, covering herself up but the seasons starting soon, what do you think she’ll do when her stomach has to be out?
She is still covering up… I don’t get it?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw a picture and article in NY Post about ITG and how it could be unhealthy. Do you agree? Experts in eating disorders are concerned about an Internet-fueled trend in which teenage girls and young women pursue an elusive and possibly dangerous weight-loss goal: to become so slender that their thighs don’t touch even when their feet are together. Specialists say achieving a so-called inner thigh gap is risky and virtually impossible. But some exceptionally thin models have the gap, which is upheld as a beauty achievement on countless Tumblr pages, blogs and other social media sites. When the vast majority of people stand with their feet together, their thighs touch. A tiny percentage of people have thighs so slim that they don’t come together. The “thigh gap” refers to this space.
Ladies don’t let these scientists scare you away from ITG. These are old men who don’t get laid. ITG is a thing of beauty and it is unhealthy not to be beautiful.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Brenna Bjornestad. she is one of the dirtiest white trash skanks I know. this bitch for so long said she was a virgin but my homie told me her pussy was loose as hell and multiple guys admitted to sleeping with her. she now has a kid cause she got knocked up by some ugly ass white trash guy who still isn’t marrying her LOL. that is going to be one ugly kid. I feel bad for him, honestly. this girl has always been fat as hell, the bikini picture included was BEFORE she had the kid lmao. she has a Michael Jackson face and shes covered in a million freckles from head to toe. she smells like rotting corpses and has fcked over and slored around with plenty of guys. hopefully her child will be this pathetic fatty’s wake up call. so nik, would you with this ginger pillsberry doughboy?
There can be a dough girl to..- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: ATTN:: FAKE PREGNANCY WITH TWINS and FAKES OWN DEATH!! This story is on some Manti Te’o type stuff! I’m pretty sure this would also be a form of a CatFish??!!! I used to be friends with SARAH ADAME she’s from Salt Lake City, Utah now living in San Leandro, Ca (she was dating a much younger guy and only added his friends/family none of her own friends/family on her new fb page). This Old Hoe is the lowest piece of sh*t you’ll ever meet!!! She lies about EVERYTHING. Her age, still being married to her husband Carlos Adame, her kids that she doesn’t take care of, being prego with twins ect. Sarah supposedly was in a coma for 9 hours a couple weeks after the boyfriends dad passed away and he went home for the funeral, she herself just recently passed away, lol with the helpful phone call to her boyfriends family from a friend of hers, (keep in mind that her being in a coma and dying is only like 2 weeks apart if that). Sarah posted on her fb trying to act like someone else posting from her own account the very next day some bullsh*t about the pain in her beautiful green eyes with what was supposedly her last pic. Point is she lied to her boyfriend and the family about being prego with twins and continues to lie. But the whole time she isn’t, she was just pushing her fat stomach out and stuffing pillows in her shirt, taking pregnancy pics and stealing random peoples ultrasound pics off other websites so she could play the part of being prego! I google imaged her ultrasound pics and they both pop up on 2 different websites with the exact same ultrasounds she had posted as her own. Seeing how she was 23 weeks (6months) prego Sarah decide to herself and the babies so she wouldn’t have to tell the boyfriend that she’s a lying piece of sh*t!! But now she’s getting tattoos and updating he fb status!! Pretty strange for a dead b*tch to be updating her status saying dumb sh*t like “its all gewd in sarah’s hood…..its a sunny d….kinda day.lol…….;p”. Like really who lies about being prego then kills themselves off?!! Only Scandalous A** B*tches do Low Down Dirty Sh*t like that. And she still continues to lie to his friends/family saying that she is prego still while posting pics of her FAT stomach she’s clearly struggling to push out! Talk about a psychotic person she clearly needs mental help asap. P.S.>> Ain’t NO hating going on this way I just don’t think it’s right for a LADY and I use that term very loosely to be lying about being prego just to keep a man then to turn around and say you died?!! That right there is some F*cked up sh*t to do to a person, have that man thinking he done lost his girl and his 1st born babies all at the same time. That’s some mind game sh*t she be playing. And that kind of stuff be making it hard for girls to get a GOOD MAN or even for a guy to trust a girl when she says she’s pregnant ect… ***NO DISRESPECT TO THE BOYFRIEND AND HIS FAMILY/FRIENDS… here’s the link to her fb if anyone knows the old lying sack of sh*t… The lady in the pic with Sarah Adame is her friend Shauna Kelly the one that called and said Sarah was dead. heres her fb also..Her fake ultrasound pic. DON’T LET THE MAKEUP FOOL YA!
Her shirt would not sit like that with a baby, clearly a balloon.- nik