San Francisco | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Slooty Chipmonk

August 15, 2014 San Diego, San Francisco 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Don’t let the innocent face and sob stories fool you. Kimberly Janelle Smith aka Grimey Smeth this the most triffe fake ass bum slut you will ever come in contact with. I felt bad for the lame bitch so I befriended her despite all the foul things that were being said. I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt before judging them. Our friendship didn’t last long after I figured out the real her. This bitch is beyond fake and a master manipulator. She talks shit about all her friends , slandering them only to make herself look better. She’s either bad mouthing someone or has her mouth on your boyfriend’s dick. This thirsty ho is known for fcking everyone’s man , even her own grandmother’s perverted boyfriend. I wouldn’t make that up. Her grandma is the only person she has left as well. The whole Sacramento rave scene has shunned this nasty ringworm having trick. Kimberly is nothing but a sad lost little girl looking for attention in all the wrong places. Careful what you say to her she’s a cop caller and will file a case if you threaten to beat her ass. Maybe if she wasn’t such a scared little fgot and talked shit about every one to everyone then she would stop getting beat up guys be careful , she will fck you and will leave you with an uncearable gift.

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Bay Area Creep

August 5, 2014 San Francisco 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: I want all the girls and guys in the Bay Area to watch out for this creep, his name is jay, he goes “jay bae” “jay dub” he takes advantage of girls, one of them being my friend, he goes around raves in a weird pink bunny suit, and a pink mustache made out of beads, this guy is 30 years old to make things worse, he preys on girls that are drunk, I’m surprised he hasn’t been posted already on here, just a heads up everyone, be careful!

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Hustled Back Into Jail

July 16, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 160

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Stephanie Smith aka Huss Baby is a local tattoo artist who runs a shop. Apparently she designs clothed as well. She hangs with people who “run the city”. You know: people who run prostitution rings, drug dealings and the best form a “hustle” – breaking into homes! Yes, you read that right. Stephanie Smith, 22, invaded a home at gun point. I thought hustling meant “being about that money”? Supposedly “hustle” is being redefined as using a weapon to strip someone of their possessions. How is that working for anything? Huss Baby was known to also right letters to friends claiming she was going to sober up and have a blank slate. Ha! Hope she gets her crayons set out and learns to draw better. Her “ambitious ink” tattoos are the whole nine yards of ghetto – leopard print, diamonds, trashy Marilyn Monroe. No one should support this dumb girl. She isn’t about money. I guess the 100 tattoo stands up for the amount of homes she’s invaded.

Are you sure she is a Smith… looks more like a Chang.- nik

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High End Escort Alix Tichleman Murders Her Client

July 15, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is supposedly a “high end hooker” Alix Tichleman who lured in a Google exec, then murdered him on his own yacht by injecting him with a bunch of Heroin so he would overdose. What do Execs see in this nasty girl? If she was really “high end” couldn’t she afford a nose job? What do you think?

He should have Googled her first.- nik

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UC Berkeley’s Baboon

July 8, 2014 Berkeley, San Francisco 73


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please expose this stank busted looking scum bucket named Crystal Noel She goes to UC Berkeley and she is the definition of ugly. She is every stereotype for females in the scientific field. This ugly bad bodied hag. I hate people who think because they have some certificate from a subpar university that they are really doing something. The job you will be getting is not going to pay that mountain of debt that you piled up! She will end up single and alone,like she is now. She has the most disgusting attitude. I cant stand seeing her face on campus. Even professors are annoyed from her.She is shaped like a lumpy potato bag,her breath is pungent like funky socks, her face is covered in all types of acne,blackheads,whiteheads lumps and bumps! She looks like SID from the movie “Ice Age”. Someone needs to ground this obnoxious hag! Nik,please do the honors

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Douchebag Cheater

June 26, 2014 San Francisco 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Met this dude off tinder named Clayton and just found out he’s had a GF for like five years!!!!! He’s a total scum bag and seriously cannot keep his greg in his pants. Beware ladies dude is a walking drd.

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Tell Me Your Fantasy

June 25, 2014 San Francisco 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Your number one fan just open your eyes

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Hailey Elrod back again

June 12, 2014 Las Vegas, San Francisco 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heres is an un photoshopped pic of her all of the pics on her page r photoshopped kz of her big nose n bak fat kz she rather snore c*ke than diet

Also See: The Tranny is Back

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