THE DIRTY ARMY: CaliiAnn (Fake name) is the most unreasonable and simple-minded person I know. Where do I even begin? She talks about how shes comfortable with her body and continues to wear lingerie out in events to show her non-existent ass and her cottage cheese thighs. (Like if anyone would want to see that shit) She talks about how curvy her waist is and how firm her ass is, though she admitted to wearing waist pinches and if her ass was anywhere NEAR firm it wouldn’t be so saggy and flabby. I think she decided to have a “Rockabilly” look is because that scene is so accepting of bigger girls. But now shes turning into a wannabe fuking goth and is doing photoshoots practicing BDSM, bondage, etc when this bitch should be focusing on BBW if she wants anyone to be interested in her photos. Shes got the biggest piss poor attitude in the world; I think it’s because she just needs to get fucked for once. She slut shames on girls about what they wear…when in reality she shouldn’t be talking. Shes the most irritating girl I know and for the years I’ve known her I regret to have ever called her my friend. Nik, this bitch needs to stop being the arrogant platitudinous person she is and get her shit together because I’m fcking DONE with it. Maybe it’ll help her finally get a boyfriend for once.

Her hands are wisely placed over her bulging pits…I see some photoshop attempts in pic 2.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright lemme tell you bout this bitch. First, we used talk, things seemed cool, but damn shes got a dirtyy ass side life i never knew. Bangs the friend, calls me up tells me I got her kid, then find out it was her ex. One night im with the boys just searching around on redbook fcking around, and BAM there she is in all her shining glory. From high school popular slut to your own run of the mill Jezebel. She went threw the whole damn school works to make her way to the top. She is Ms. Not so shure where shes going in life right now. Lol, she even had the nerve to say she was classy, while saying Gucci Louis to describe her personal life being glamorous. Says she doesnt go below 50 for being classy but yet will go 50 for a blowjob. Classy right? This bitch tops it off to being one of the biggest sluts ive ever met. Funny ass girl, full time party girl and will show you a great time. SIKE this bitch is dirty, dirty, dirty. Dont believe me? Heres a link!

Call up Maury, he’ll get to the bottom of this..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sean Shea Reddix is a 30-year-old pervert who STILL goes to frats events to scam on poor girls who assume he’s younger because of his younger looking face. On the first date he’ll try to talk about how big his dick is (insecure much?) and how awesome sex with his “psycho’ ex is. Every girls dream boat right? But just when you get a little to faded or drunk is when he swoops in to ruin your life with his small penis (3-3.5 max) that can’t even get hard without boner pills apparently. I wouldn’t dare put my mouth on something so pitiful. This all happened 2 weeks ago in San Francisco and he needs to be exposed as a horrible hookup and complete CREEPER. Protect the women of the bay area!

30 yet still nowhere near a 30k.- nik