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Computer Simulation Predict 49ers Will Win The Superbowl

January 30, 2013 San Francisco, The Dirty 48 77,337 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so a computer simulated 50,000 games between the 49ers and Ravens… and the winner came out to be 49ers 28-21.  The 49ers are my team, so to me it sounds really good.  Wanted to get your opinion on the game and who do you think will win?  And don’t just say the 49ers because your Patriots got murdered by the Ravens.

Colin is good, but not seasoned enough for a game like this. My money is on the Ravens.- nik



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Ugly Baby Mama

January 25, 2013 San Francisco, Texas 1 8,900 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jenn S. She is the biggest who*e in town. She constantly is cheating on her husband with guys around the Inland Empire area. She drinks while pregnant, has horrible acne and talks sh*t about your site all the time. Please Nik, if you could put this girl on blast worse than ever! She needs a reality check from everyone! Please comment!!

I’m only blasting her in hopes that she’ll change her hair. This post is weak.- nik



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I Think I Can Save Courtney Roskop

January 23, 2013 San Francisco, The Dirty 151 78,459 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with Courtney Roskop in San Francisco for her “tour”, I’m debating on getting my pastor from my church and putting up money for an hour to see Courtney.  With that hour, I would like to change her world around and realize God does love her and that she shouldn’t be selling her body to random men so they can use her like a rag doll.  Do you think that would be a wise decision?

It’s crazy how open Courtney is about being an escort. Isn’t prostitution illegal?- nik

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Courtney Roskop Will Never Stop Attempting To Kill Herself



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You Ready For The HarBowl

January 21, 2013 Baltimore, San Francisco, The Dirty 115 77,540 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how boring is this Superbowl going to be this year?  I swear the NFL is such a set up game, Atlanta should be playing the Pats in the Superbowl but instead we have to see these two brothers play against each other in now.  Like I said, that is totally a set up.  The worst part is now for the next two weeks on ESPN all we are going to watch is stupid crap about how the two brothers grew up and how they are different and blah blah blah.  No one cares and I’m not even watching the game.

I just want to thank Tony Gonzalez for being a true professional athlete.- nik



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Colin Kaepernick Needs To Stay On Track

January 16, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Sacramento, San Francisco, The Dirty 72 37,216 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge 49ers fan and I’m very excited about this year.  There is no doubt they will make it to the SuperBowl and beat your Patriots.  Colin Kaepernick aka Jesus Christ of the 49ers does have me a little worried.  Check out on Twitter how he started following a well known escort.  Makes me wonder if his head is at the right place?  I don’t think you should be worried about hookers the week leading up to the biggest football game of his life.

Colin, you need to win the Suberbowl first before you start making dirty moves.- nik



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Why Does She Think She’s Hot Stuff

January 11, 2013 San Francisco 6 7,352 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Nancy Littleton…(not so little) this scalawag at the age of 45 thinks its sexy to post these photos online. I would be so embarrassed if this was my mom posing in front of a hotel bedroom looking like a cheap whore… This mexican’t is fat and disgusting… she likes to keep it in the group of friends … she is on her 3rd marriage and every guy she has married have all been friends with each other.. Nancy is a messy messy skank who deserves to have her piggish photos put on this site for the whole world to see.

From the looks of the picture I had to delete she got a boob job.  Better to show them off now before any mistakes set in.- nik



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