THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Sarah Willis just had a baby with some dude who dumped her shortly after. She went to St. Mary’s College, and had lived with her wealthy parents ever since. I really feel sorry for her little girl because she abused her body all throughout the pregnancy, and now her mom is saddled with caring for the baby while she goes out to get plastered! Obviously she’s not breastfeeding, which is another tragedy. She even named the baby Harley because the baby daddy likes motorcycles. She has no job, yet mama spends thousands on her a week.