Insecure Liar

February 10, 2014 San Francisco 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  so, Audrey Kitching is so irrelevant. This girl got famous for no reason when being a “scene” kid was cool. Anyways, I was following her on IG cause she put up some interesting pictures and I was a fan of her style. On one of her pictures, another individual had commented about Audrey’s skin being flawless and wondered what products Audrey used… I replied to that individual letting her know that no one has perfect skin, gave her some tips on skincare, and let her know that you can see bumps on Audrey’s skin when watching a certain photo-shoot video, this was all for educational purposes. Next thing I know, Audrey blocked me from her IG. How insecure is Audrey that she had to block me just because I let someone know you can see bumps on her face? I didn’t say she was ugly or try to slander her. I have lost all respect for her as an individual and I am now anti-Audrey Kitching. She is so pathetic.

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House Of Prime Rib Has Gone Down Hill

February 5, 2014 Dirty Food, San Francisco, The Dirty 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, House of Prime Rib in San Francisco has gone to sh*t.  The service and attention to detail have disappeared and the hosts and management are plain rude. This San Francisco landmark has been overrun with tourists and is consistently overbooked. So much so that reservations rarely run on time (at least 30 min over) and they have turned most of the bar area into an auxiliary dining room so that there is no more lounge or appropriate waiting area.

I have been coming here for years and recently have been doing a number of 30 person+ business dinners too. Even after spending many thousands of dollars here, I can’t get bare minimum acceptable service. In the last two visits alone…Tables weren’t prepared and people had to stand around while they set everything up (since there is effectively no waiting area) and wine wasn’t delivered until 30-45 min after ordering. It came almost freezing cold – it actually caused condensation on the decanters.

I also had an unsolicited, rude interaction from the old, senile manager who came over to me gruffly to very loudly make certain that I knew that they wouldn’t split up the check.. in front of my guests whom I was treating. Unwelcoming, insulting, a little bizarre and certainly not service oriented.  This place used to have class and they cared about their patrons. I’m sure the original owners would be ashamed of what this has turned into.  Management appears to care less about repeat business. They will no longer have mine.

Prime Rib is for fat people anyway. You shouldn’t be eating this kind of food.- nik

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Everybody’s Getting Butt Surgery

February 5, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 102


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen lots of the warrior girls posted on the dirty. So, what do you think of their makeup artist Nikki? Looks like she might be getting into modeling and posted a pic of her plastic surgery consultation but took it down. But if you go on LA surgeon Dr. Ghavami’s IG he posted pics of her on his surgery table getting her butt surgically enhanced.

Why is that video camera filming her ass like a porno? Nikki have some respect for your family and friends.- nik

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Ike’s Place Owner Ike Shehadeh Is A Scumbag

February 4, 2014 Dirty Predator, San Francisco, The Dirty 317

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ike Shehadeh the self proclaimed King of Sandwiches is a LOSER. Ike Shehadeh imports Russian women to work in his kitchens and pays them nothing and uses them as SEX SLAVES. He recently got married after meeting his last wife (victim) for only a few shorts months, he was dating a woman at the same time for 5 years. Ike Shehadeh is a CHEATER. HE not only CHEATS in his relationships, he CHEATS THE IRS out there fair share EVERYDAY, he and his trusted mafia rob the tills. He reuses bad meat in his sandwiches time and time again even though it is a health code violation. He stinks like his rotten sandwiches and something has to be done – he posted on the internet that he was opening in Los Angeles then he posts fight with people find out that he was f#ckin his mother in the deal and she went around him to stop it – he was fu##ing his own mother over – loser.

I like the set up shot with the Rolls… next time try not to have the 1992 Suburban in the background.- nik

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iPhone 5S Is The Best

January 4, 2014 San Francisco, Santa Clara, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone is talking trash about iPhones and saying they have fallen off.  But no way!  Most of these idiot have no clue how to use it.  Siri is hot.

Honestly, I’m over Apple products. Ever since Steve Jobs died none of my sh*t works.- nik

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Everyone Is Leaving Orange County Like A Sinking Ship

January 2, 2014 Newport, San Francisco, The Dirty 61

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch this video.  It’s a very informative sign of the times in OC.  I lived in Lake Forest for most of my life and after I graduated from UCI, I tried to stay because of family.  I chiefed it out for 3 years in Irvine, but I decided to move to San Fran. I’ve been up here from 4 years now and I don’t see myself ever coming back.  Some say it’s because of the OC cost of living.  That’s not the case at all.  I left because there is no social energy for people in their 30′s.  Nik, you should move to SF.  Get out of OC.

Please everyone move to San Francisco where it costs $2k a month for a 400 square foot closet.- nik

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Tough Times For The Raiderettes

December 18, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, Oakland, San Francisco, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s that tough time of the year where even the plastic Raiderette’s have to get out from the filth of Oakland and work the ritzy street corners of San Francisco’s shopping district to beg for change. It’s ironic seeing that Caitlin and Althea already have boob jobs, what else could they be pan handling for?  Would you like to help a poor needy Raiderette out?

These girls definitely look like they are from the streets of Oakland. You  gotta love the Raiders for sticking with their community when it comes to recruiting cheerleaders.- nik

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Seriously How Does Alexandria Stay On The Gold Rush

December 12, 2013 Berkeley, Dirty Cheerleaders, San Francisco, The Dirty 131

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the evidence speaks for itself, shes only there because of the NHRA.

You got to hate the politics involved in professional cheerleading. It ruins the calendars.- nik

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