San Francisco | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

India, The Escort

June 10, 2014 San Francisco 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hollywood hoes should fear no competition with this thief. She goes by Sweet Cocoa or Ebony Honey on redbook. That’s not her real name. Her real name is India Warren. She is a thief who has not only stole things from work, but she slept with my boyfriend. As you can tell by her redbook page, she is a prostitute who has sex for money or as she has told me, let’s the guy walk out of the room & takes their money. Apparently she works DBA Mondays in Hollywood as a bottle server. I bet you she will suck your Greg if pay her a little extra. I know she cheated on my bf because there was no way I had a DRD. We broke up and he admitted he slept with this snaggle tooth missing, saggy tit hoe. Maybe India will hit it big with this post! I know it’s what she would want..

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Michelle Blount

June 10, 2014 San Francisco 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: So there is this hairdresser named Michelle Blount in Santa Rosa that has sex with her clients to get more referrals. She especially likes to do that with the surgeons and doctors that see her. This has been going on for a long, long time. I will get the names of the doctors in the next posts. What a scandalous thing! And how dirty.

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Charlotte Belle Is A Real Model

May 24, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 165


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Charlotte Bell is a model who has been featured on the runway of Michael Kors and I believe she has also modeled for Dior. She’s 6’2 and thin. She is a very pretty perfect girl. I wish I had her life and modeling career. As of recent, she has relocated to SF by the ocean. I guess modeling pays off. I know we will see more of her. She won some award through her sorority. I used to hate on her secretly, but that gets me no where… so I just admire her and wish her the best. WDYT Nik?

Is this some type of self promotion?- nik

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Complete Stalker

May 20, 2014 San Antonio, San Francisco 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Gloria, she “runs g’s comstom nails” more like let me glue some shit on ur fake nails in my kitchen. she is obesed with my best friends boy friend, she has a fake ig account with all of his pics, kids pics, snd info pretending to be HIM! She moved in to the same apt complex as his mother and brother. Not only is she a obessed stalker, but she’s so desperate for love and affection that it only takes hanging out with her once before she’s willing to fuck! she talks a large fsme but when it comes down to it shes never about anything other then talking shit thru facebook or texts or having her ghetto ass friends blowing up my friends phone. can she be any more desprete? he’s large, in most all her pics she’s bending over

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Chris Rojas Is A Mega Douche

May 18, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the latest P.O.S. promoter/bitch ass from the San Fran Area. His name is Chris Rojas. This guy is so disgusting and a pathetic human being. First, he tried to fingerbang me when his coked up wife wasn’t looking during one of his wannabe magazine events. Then acts like he didn’t do anything wrong…WOW. Goes over to my friends, drunk/coked, whatever state of mind he was in, and puts down my friends. The only reason people deal with this d*** cuz he pretends to support them but in the end, doesn’t give a rats ass. This is one narcissistic turd. Stay away and spread the word. Thanks Nik and keep up the great work! The Dirty forever!

The watch looks fake.- nik 

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Korean Slore, Neesy Chea

May 9, 2014 San Francisco 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, let me tell you about this city hoppin skank. Her name is Neesy Chea. Her alias whore name is Kailey. She stripped for many years from the East Coast all the way to Hawaii, and now that she has her hair cutting license, she thinks shs all that. This bitch works at Great Clips in Walnut Creek. She burned so many people on her journey to getting her license, that she now has forgotten all that has let her stay at their house when it was too cold for her to sleep in her car with her ugly Pug dog she probably has licking her pssy. When she had no money, she’d call all her old…literally old, customers(29 years at the time fucking men old enough for that AARP discount) for money and when they wouldn’t send her any, she would go ape shit because she got replaced with new and young bitches. Now, she’s fcking some dude in his late 40′s for that roof over her head. She can choke on nuts. She is fake as hell and she hustled all her friends…including ones that has known her since high school to get to where she is. People need to stay away from this typical ratchet. She doesn’t realize that bright pink blush and blonde hair doesn’t work on all Asians. Without all of that, you would think she was just some poor Chinese boy.

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When Are Girls Considered Promiscuous

May 8, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 1144


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am wondering how many sexual partners is ok before you or any guy wouldn’t consider a girl marriage material? I’ve been with only one guy and hope to spend the rest of my life with him. However, at 27 years old many of my girlfriends are reaching numbers as high as 15. I keep trying to tell them that one day they will have to explain themselves to their future husband and will feel guilty / shame for what they are doing. Although, they completely disregard my advice and continue to give pieces of their hearts away to these men. I was also wondering what exactly would make a girl feel “loose”? For example, could a girl that has sex frequently everyday feel looser then a girl who has sex less often but with a lot different men?

Any girl who has slept with over 7 different guys shouldn’t get married. It’s not for them. They will just end up cheating out of sexual boredom. I decided.- nik

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Keith Pringle Representing Norcal

May 5, 2014 San Francisco 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Keith Pringle! Representing Northern California…ALL around the Bay Area. He LOVES to brag about his Daddy, that WAS the Chief Coroner for SF. This asshole pulls the CANCER card, because he had it, but meanwhile he is actually fine. He will say anything he can, mostly to males, but females as well.actually, to anyone he can reel in with his sing and dance. Why you ask?? Well, because he wants your sympathy money! KEITH PRINGLE IS A GREEDIER BITCH THAN A PORTA POTTY! To any person unfortunate to meet this person, RUN AWAY. He does steal from you and anyone with a wallet out of your pocket.

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