Everybody’s Getting Butt Surgery

February 5, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 102


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen lots of the warrior girls posted on the dirty. So, what do you think of their makeup artist Nikki? Looks like she might be getting into modeling and posted a pic of her plastic surgery consultation but took it down. But if you go on LA surgeon Dr. Ghavami’s IG he posted pics of her on his surgery table getting her butt surgically enhanced.

Why is that video camera filming her ass like a porno? Nikki have some respect for your family and friends.- nik

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Ike’s Place Owner Ike Shehadeh Is A Scumbag

February 4, 2014 Dirty Predator, San Francisco, The Dirty 317

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ike Shehadeh the self proclaimed King of Sandwiches is a LOSER. Ike Shehadeh imports Russian women to work in his kitchens and pays them nothing and uses them as SEX SLAVES. He recently got married after meeting his last wife (victim) for only a few shorts months, he was dating a woman at the same time for 5 years. Ike Shehadeh is a CHEATER. HE not only CHEATS in his relationships, he CHEATS THE IRS out there fair share EVERYDAY, he and his trusted mafia rob the tills. He reuses bad meat in his sandwiches time and time again even though it is a health code violation. He stinks like his rotten sandwiches and something has to be done – he posted on the internet that he was opening in Los Angeles then he posts fight with people find out that he was f#ckin his mother in the deal and she went around him to stop it – he was fu##ing his own mother over – loser.

I like the set up shot with the Rolls… next time try not to have the 1992 Suburban in the background.- nik

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iPhone 5S Is The Best

January 4, 2014 San Francisco, Santa Clara, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone is talking trash about iPhones and saying they have fallen off.  But no way!  Most of these idiot have no clue how to use it.  Siri is hot.

Honestly, I’m over Apple products. Ever since Steve Jobs died none of my sh*t works.- nik

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Everyone Is Leaving Orange County Like A Sinking Ship

January 2, 2014 Newport, San Francisco, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch this video.  It’s a very informative sign of the times in OC.  I lived in Lake Forest for most of my life and after I graduated from UCI, I tried to stay because of family.  I chiefed it out for 3 years in Irvine, but I decided to move to San Fran. I’ve been up here from 4 years now and I don’t see myself ever coming back.  Some say it’s because of the OC cost of living.  That’s not the case at all.  I left because there is no social energy for people in their 30′s.  Nik, you should move to SF.  Get out of OC.

Please everyone move to San Francisco where it costs $2k a month for a 400 square foot closet.- nik

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Tough Times For The Raiderettes

December 18, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, Oakland, San Francisco, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s that tough time of the year where even the plastic Raiderette’s have to get out from the filth of Oakland and work the ritzy street corners of San Francisco’s shopping district to beg for change. It’s ironic seeing that Caitlin and Althea already have boob jobs, what else could they be pan handling for?  Would you like to help a poor needy Raiderette out?

These girls definitely look like they are from the streets of Oakland. You  gotta love the Raiders for sticking with their community when it comes to recruiting cheerleaders.- nik

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Seriously How Does Alexandria Stay On The Gold Rush

December 12, 2013 Berkeley, Dirty Cheerleaders, San Francisco, The Dirty 126

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the evidence speaks for itself, shes only there because of the NHRA.

You got to hate the politics involved in professional cheerleading. It ruins the calendars.- nik

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1.2 Billion Dollar Mistake

December 12, 2013 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 194


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as a die hard San Francisco 49er, its such bullsh*t what the organization did. The new $1.2 BILLION stadium has been built and somehow they came up short 20,000 parking spots and then have the audacity to ask neighboring businesses to give up there own to accommodate. Now because of their stupidity, we are officially unable to host ANY Monday night or Thursday night games… EVER… stupid..stupid..stupid… we are the San Fransisco Niners not the Santa Clara.com Niners!!!

Is it just me or does this place have a similar layout to Sea Hawks stadium?- nik

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Why Is Mark Zuckerberg Ruining Instagram

December 12, 2013 San Francisco, The Dirty 104

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is Zuckerburg doing to Instagram.  He is totally ruining it now and people all over the planet are dropping IG as we speak because anyone can direct message you. Snap Chat guy was right, Facebook is totally done and now they are dragging IG down with them.

Facebook is a sinking ship. People want simple stupid. Why ruin a good thing?- nik

**Oh and someone needs to hire a new attorney… one that can remember why he is calling TheDirty**

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