THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so this wh*re’s name is ROBIN. This sk*nk cheated on her husband with a noodle she met at work, then got pregnant, and left her husband for this guy that knocked her up. She thinks she is the HOTTEST thing to walk this planet (check out the JEW nose LOL). She thinks she can get any man that comes her way, but really she just goes with any loser that gives her the time of day. What do you think, would you?
Are you sure it’s not the husband’s kid?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I did use to work for this lady “www.smokinghotstrippers.com”, “www.415strippers.com” I had no clue what she was doing to people. I booked 2 female strippers with her for my cousins birthday party a while back. This is what I got!! The only reason I had the chick stay is because I didn’t have enough time to book another stripper! They came late and not only did they come, but one of them looked like a line backer!! At the time me and the lady were cool, but not after this happened. I had to make the party more of a joke with one stripper. We seriously didn’t want her to be there! I did get a discount since I knew the owner “Avion Blanton”, so I wanted to at least let the okay looking one dance. Don’t get ripped off by this woman, I have seen what others have written on yelp and it’s all the same! But if you’re into + size strippers go to 415strippers.com / smokinghotstrippers.com. Put her on blast dirty army style, Nik!
It is never a good sign when the Strippers head straight for the party food before they start performing.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this psuedo-intellectual mall punk is a charmer, but a calculating cheater. The nerdy girl attributes and fragile disposition are all a carefully orchestrated act perpetrated by this self described “excellent liar” who can “cry on command”. Beware this attention seeker, she left her hometown of Sacramento and now trolls for suckers in the San Francisco area, particularly the Art Institute. Throws the L word around like daddy’s money, she’ll tell you anything for a free ride. Take it from me, I’m not the first.
Obviously “it” goes to an art school- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this is Chris Foncesca, he calls himself, Legend, he is a male stripper in the Bay Area and the Sacramento area. The only one who is a Legend is in his own warped mind. He owns agency called naughty2strip. He had to start because he is black balled from being able to work for any agencies. This is because he steals the agency fees and passes out his own cards. and wonders why? His site is all stolen pictures from the agencys 415strippers and smokinghotstrippers. Which is a copywrite infringement on the agency and the dancers. He does not look like his pictures. He looks worse. In person when he shows up he looks like a “Sucked Up Woody in Toy Story on Steroids”. All he does when he shows up at your show and he will show up because his agency is up to employ himself only. He will talk bad about all the agencies and talk great about himself. He stole $320 dollars from the agency and his freind/dancer diesel solte $300 also. He cant work anywhere due to his drug problem, steroids. His hit every battered every girlfriend hes with. He works for a drug testing company and smokes pot, uses cocain and injects steroids.
Why doesn’t someone just sue him?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Name, Evan Ragnar Benson, the name seems misleading in it’s self. If you think you know someone think again. This loser was arrested in 2003 on Sac State Campus for assault while intoxicated and arrested and convicted in 2008 of a felony drug possession (c*caine), he had to hide this from his family whom live in Marin because if his Grandfather (Ragnar Benson) finds out, he will be cut from his inheritance. The grandfather owns “Ragnar Construction” well known name, lives in Chicago. He also hid this from everyone. He would pass out a business card, which was fake, showing he was a pharmaceutical Rep, when he actually never worked. He was actually going to Sacramento State University, pretending to be this poor (larger) Asian girls boyfriend, he manipulated her to the point that she took the same classes so she could do his homework for him bought him clothes but in the 1.5 years with her, he had sex with her only 4x saying he had an erectile problem LMAO! He then at the same time was lying to an old lady who lived next door to him saying he was poor so she would buy him groceries. This guy actually made up some very detailed elaborate lies. Once caught after 9 months but 6 months of gut feeling and hearing conversations he was having with his own mom, sister and dad. He stumbled all over his lies, even lying with a lie saying he had a 2 year old son named Richard with this asian girl so she couldn’t know anything or he couldn’t see his son. The entire family was on the scheme of this girl. He and his mother were overheard talking about “making sure he called his grandfather” on his birthday because he had to remain his favorite for inheritance. He and his sister saying they wished their aunt would quit having kids because then they have to split the inheritance when the grandfather dies. (Where are the morals here)? Oh wait Sociopath’s have none! Once his gig was up, he moved back to Marin. He now lives in his mothers attic @ almost 28 years old, wait he bought a 2007 Malibu, but it’s in his Mommy’s name, he finally got a job at the “Sheraton” Petaluma. He had someone else take the personality test, had a 13 year old take the algebra portion and lied on his resume saying he was a sales manager for 2 companies (1- his mothers store and 2 -his uncles company) LOSER! “Sheraton, check references and Background!
So he’s an errand boy for his grandma..keep up the good work kid. Maybe some day you’ll move out of the attic (terrible choice of room by the way, you definitely never bring any girls home).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have the great Tim Lincecum. He is a pitcher of the 2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. I can never seem to find any dirt on this kid (besides his marijuana bust). He isn’t called “the Freak” for nothing though. Nik, do you or the DA have any dirt on Mr. Lincecum?
Every Baseball player is a glorified nerd… who cares.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t know if you can put this up, but saw this pic online and just had to know would you? Strawberry from 99.7 in San Francisco said her lawyers contacted him and told him to remove the pictures. They were hacked from her cell phone.
I think I said yes to her in the past when she was hot, but she has lost her looks… she is not aging well.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people in the bay area cant seem to get a long Nik and ESPN has been running the video above all morning. Like seriously, every time I have been to a Raiders game I see about 20 – 30 fights and its f*cking retarded… Like get over yourself you f*cking wetbacks, and let us fans enjoy the game and not have to worry about getting into a fight cause we are wearing an opposing teams jersey.. its a damn sport.
I think the Raiders organization should be banned from football. The team is pointless… they suck at football and promote gang violence. What’s the point?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this girl Mai Vue on Facebook and thought she was gorgeous! I know you don’t date asian girls and I’ve never heard of you finding one attractive but would you?
Answer: No.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl thinks she is just one hot babe. Well Nik i want to know what you think about this girl? Would you or Not?
No comment.- nik
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