THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Shannon Patch aka Dahlia Day as her work name. She has to be the worst girl in san antonio. She constantly has infections and has to be the most selfish self centered girl in San Antonio. She runs a Shitty Scam company named “patchville” or “RetroDynamite” That takes walmart shirts and turns them into dresses and marks up the prices.She sells them at all the conventions in texas to stupid ass people who have no idea the shitty work that went into it. When she isnt scamming people, shes trying to get anyone to help her for free or crys when she doesn’t get anything her way. Constantly crying for money, saying shes self made when shes borrowing from everyone including her family. She flirts with any guy for a sell, or to help her than bitches when they want more. the biggest waste of time you can do is know this girl. Wants the gold digger selfish life but whines when the guy doesnt put up with it when he realizes what the hell shes doing. If you can get over her weird ass obession with her dog constantly making out with him. Nothing good comes from her. she claims to be a fashion designer.Drives a shitty Jeep patriot while trying to hang out with whoever puts up with her shit. save yourself time and avoid this girl!