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Bring Her Down To Earth

Posted in San Antonio | March 18th, 2010

Bring her down to Earth!

Bring her down to Earth!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been running around Corpus Christi since she turned 18 acting like she owns it. She THINKS shes the hottest dancer out there, but she hasnt done sh*t but a car show and work at all the ghettoest clubs in town, you know, the ones that everyone gets shot at. she walks around on a daily basis in her crazy outfits that look like swamp meet rejects and her disgusting makeup that looks like a 5 year old did it. she tries to claim that shes a good girl but really? shes an aspiring dancer/model, a bartender and all she does is party 7 days a week in hardly anything. put this gross piggy in check so she can die down and we wont have to deal with her anymore.

You don’t wear that much make-up if your a good girl…or she just uses that much to not look like a guy.- nik

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This Awkward Sloot

Posted in San Antonio | March 15th, 2010

squidward

squidward

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch is a f*cking groupie. she like’s to let dudes live off of her she f*cks anyone who will give her THE TIME OF DAY . she is in need of attention because her daddy didn’t LOVE HER BUT WHO CAN BLAME HIM JUST LOOK AT HOW UGLY SHE IS! POOR THING! SHE IS A F*CKING HOMIE HOPPER SHE LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO’S LOVE CHILD I FEEL BAD FOR THE VAGINA THAT BIG ASS HEAD CAME OUT OF…LMFAO MAN THIS GIRL TALKS BLACK & ACT WHITE PARTIES WITH WHITE LOSER WHO LIVE OFF OF MOMMY & DADDY SHE CAN ONLY FIND GUYS ON MYSPACE BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE NO WILL EVER WANT HER BECAUSE SHE SO F*CKING UGLY & MANLY WITH WIDE ASS BODY & BIG ASS F*CKING HEAD! WHEN HER PICS WHEN PICS COME UP ON MYSPACE THEY TAKE FOREVER TO LOAD! NOW TELL ME WOULD HIT IF YOU WERE DRUNK ENOUGH & THE PRICE WAS RIGHT?

Answer: no. She looks like a guy and has a huge chin, she should consider boxing.

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Dress Your Size, Your A Cow Not A Bird

Posted in San Antonio, UCSB | March 15th, 2010

Dress your size, your a cow not a bird

Dress your size, your a cow not a bird

Dress your size, your a cow not a bird

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is NIKKI S. She is atrocious. She gets drunk and makes a fool of herself but her friends feel sorry for her, since wherever they party at either clubs, housepartys or dining out, she trys to flirt with everyguy she sees. She thinks she is sexy but they are all putoff and feel ashamed to even have her within a 5 foot radius since she is ugly and fat. Just like people say you should wear age appropriate makeup or dress age appropriate, there need to be a category called dress weight appropriate. She does not seem to own a mirror and all her friends are being too nice or else they would of said they will not be seen with someone looking like that. She flirts with guys thinking boobs will distract them but we all know those boobs come from being FAT and we can see the rest of you. She looks like a polish sausage who brings her own rolls to the dinner table.

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Cheating Wifes

Posted in San Antonio | March 15th, 2010

Real Desperate House Wives.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, These two ladies need to be put on blast. Just to give you some quick dirt on these ladies they are both married, have kids, and cheating on their husbands. The one on the left is Andrea and the one of the right is Yvonne. Let’s just say a friend of a friend of a friend is “involved” with one of these ladies currently and she can’t get enough. These Ladies think that the cheating life is a rush, so they have no problems with sneaking around behind their husband’s backs. If you’re ever in SA you might find either of them doing the dirty in darkness of some joints around town.

Their husbands are definitely cheating on them also, once these to water buckets get caught the husbands will be very happy to have a free way out.- nik

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Can’t Deny This Dime Piece

Posted in Austin, San Antonio, Texas, The Dirty, Would You? | March 11th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik I got a Dime that I already know you and every other swingin Di*k in the dirty army would love to smash (present company included)…her names Sarah Al***er…Met her the other week and Im def a big fan…she was actually pretty decent to talk to with as well ..funny/witty …so Nik would you?

Answer:  Sarah and I know each other… she tried to sneak away from her boyfriend when I was in Austin hosting an event.  I did not (fat arms).

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Could Erika Be The One

Posted in San Antonio, Would You? | March 11th, 2010

Could Eryka be your beautiful brunette?

Could Eryka be your beautiful brunette?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this beautiful brunette Eryka is from San Antonio, Tx. I think if she had some +2’s she could be the one for you. The best part is she doesn’t just have beauty she has brains. So would you?

ANSWER: No, You meant it the other way around right? Not only does she not have brains, she doesn’t have beauty either.- nik

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Oochie Wally Wally

Posted in San Antonio, Would You? | March 5th, 2010

oochie wally wally

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is savannah, she thinks she’s hot and sleeps with any guy that got money, so would you?

Answer: no. When did girls start thinking the taking a sh*t look was good.

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Damn What Drug Doesn’t She Do

Posted in Austin, San Antonio | March 4th, 2010

Wannabe model Lindsey

Wannabe model Lindsey

Wannabe model Lindsey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lindsey needs to be brought down a notch or a whole ladder, she just moved to Austin from San Antonio. She is claiming to everyone back home that she is working and getting jobs as a model but she really works at the Hula Hut. She seriousley goes out in public everyday looking like this and has said she wants to look like a living doll and seriousley thinks she looks good. She claims to be rich but its her parents money and they dont know she spends all of it on weed, coke, acid, shrooms and dmt to name a few. She is beyond ridicoulous and cruel to everyone she meets and calls other girls size 2 and up fat and ugly because they dont have the makeup skills she has. Her goal is to be aliving doll but she looks like a jack in the box.

She doesn’t have what it takes to be a model, she’s overweight.- nik

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This Will Top Every Other Douche Out There

Posted in Dirty MySpace, San Antonio | February 24th, 2010

This will top every other douche out there.

This will top every other douche out there.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this, Ladies and gentes- Is Jay N*. He is the ultimate tool and a half. (Too bad he won’t stick with one girl long enough to be on Tool Academy) He acts like he’ll take care of you forever, but he says it to every other girl he meets. He’ll even talk to your friends- like you won’t find out. The best part about it, is that picture- his pants really are stuffed. Like a penis on a steroid addict is anywhere near that big! HAH..

I can’t believe he went as far as putting on that face paint on. He definitely took that picture for a guy.- nik

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Sorority Would You

Posted in San Antonio, Would You? | February 23rd, 2010

Sorority Would You?

Sorority Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik new to this site and it seems you have some “standards” when it comes to brunettes so i have to ask about Sarah(left) and Devon(right) and would you? and if not then why?

Answer: no.  Their gums are too big, chipmunk cheeks and the one on the right has wrinkly lips.

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