THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Krista Janell just call her, tartar mouth/bottle rat/ Paula Deandas side kick/DRD Queen/ nasty h*e. First off, this hooch thinks shes a “model” really. All she has going for her is her FAT *SS. Cuz her face is damn near impossible to kiss especially with that tartar build up. UCCKK! She’s a Paula Deanda wannabe and tries way too hard every day of her life, she always wants to be in the limelight, like if there is really fame in SA besides the SPURS who she rides all day. This nasty, stanky h*e needs to step down that imaginary pedal stool with her fupa lookin *ss. She gives SA a very bad name, she should move to Corpus Christi since she tries so hard to be lame @ss Paula D. Nik would you?

Answer: No, those pants aren’t supposed to be tight, she’s got thunder down under.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this goofy white boy thinks hes the sh*t and calls his self donkey for what reason who knows. He hangs with a known rat who put a lot of people in prison. The guy in the white he thinks his friend is the realest dude out there when everyone knows the truth. All he does is get drunk everyday and leach off of people and let his family pay all his bills. He has a sister who sales her self all over town and in all the strip clubs. Real trash these people. No one has put him on here and i think the people should know the truth.

Throwing your pinky out made me think you were for the gays, seeing your choice in glasses I know you are.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ellie Rios is a dangerous, manipulative thief. She senses and preys on vulnerability. Like all con artists, she reads people very well and tells men exactly what they want to hear. She is like a chameleon, altering her personality from situation to situation to achieve her objective of conning men out of their money. She employs numerous techniques: talking about her children, talking about how she’s not going to be able to pay her house note, talking about how she doesn’t have money for her car payment, talking about how her ex-husband doesn’t pay child support, etc. She asked a friend of mine for a loan, and like an idiot, he believed her when she promised that she would pay him back. She told him how much the loan meant to her; she talked about how they were going to be together forever, blah blah blah. But when the time came to start repaying the loan, she turned on him. She became vicious, calling him horrible names and talking about how she “earned” the money (on her back perhaps?) and that she was under no obligation to repay. I’ve read some of the other entries on this site, including her rebuttals. She likes to think that people are jealous of her and want to bring her down because she is so successful, positive, beautiful, or whatever. False. People post on here because, like me, they have seen her operate. I’m not the first person to notice that she cycles through a batch of friends every six months or so. She uses people. She uses people up, drains them, and then discards them when they are no longer willing to pay her bills. Which just goes to show that in the end, she’s not a very smart con artist. The good ones take a long-term perspective on their marks. Ellie lacks the capacity to think more than about two weeks in front of her. Watch out for this one, San Antonio. She’s dangerous.

Please tell me you have pictures of her ‘earning’ this money.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Diana, or the Skunk (Due to her ghetto *ss streaks she got at her mom’s dumpy salon). She is barely 20 and looks horrible for her age! I have partied with her many times but don’t like hanging out with her anymore because she is an attention loving party whore. She likes to play strip beer pong but who is their right mind would want to see her belly flab or mosquito bites?? Her sideburns are soo thick you can see them a mile away, they go down to the bottom of her jaw, maybe she hasn’t seen what you say about Lasering away that sh*t! She has even at one point hooked up with 2 guys who lived together in the same apartment because attention from one guy is not enough. She looks like shrek without her makeup and she has a mole on her chin that looks like a speck of sh*t, at least with makeup its covered a bit, but with makeup she looks like a clown.

Looks like raves are her place of choice.  I can tell by her complexion.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Club Essence is a corrupt gay strip club in San Antonio that needs to be shut down because they don’t know how to run a business legally. A strip club or bar is a business just like a high class restaurant is a business, and should be ran properly. They have been operating “under the table” for a while now and it’s just a matter of time until they get into big legal trouble. They are an unstable establishment with nothing written in stone, they put their employees at risk, dancers have been arrested for prostitution and (rumored) drug busts, most of the employees working there have no idea what’s really going on, they have no employment policy, no adult entertainment license, they have already been in trouble for not having the right permits. The “owner” is an old a** man who supposedly bought the joint yet he is unable to take the necessary steps to get this place into a legal safe zone. The dancers are only hired on a “freelance” basis due to the club not having proper licensing and permits. They are giving the dancers “pay-per-gig” fees in order to get away with not having an AE license, which they don’t even pay some of the dancers anyway. What’s the point of filling out an application if your just going to get the run around from the manager and jump from club to club only to shake your a** around with no real job!? They use and abuse the dancers who are suppose to be a part the team. One of the managers is a lying sack of sh*t who manipulates dancers leaving them jobless and homeless. It seems like this club doesn’t care about it’s existence in the long run so they continue to get away with what they can. The guy in charge is not living in reality, and if he truly cares about his club, he will do whatever it takes to keep it in business. This club puts it’s employees at legal risk, and at risk for losing their job’s too. There are so many more problems about this club that have been swept under the rug, it’s not even funny. The employees should all dust off their resumes and find a new job at an established business before it’s too late and they are left jobless by surprise, just like the dancers. Either get your business straightened out, or sell it to someone who knows what they are doing.

Looks like there’s a lot of back room action in that place.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hope you didn’t think I was kidding when I said Laredo is full of delusional slores. Meet the newest team of DRD infested cakers, the Laredo “Lady Lemurs.” One of them, Sarah Brown has already been posting on here before and no surprise, the dumb slore recently posted a snapshot of her phone where her boyfriend announced he had been sleeping with multiple DRD bug infested fattrastrophes! Ana Laura Lozano still tries to milk her way in this ignorant town by pulling her “Miss Teen Texas” finalist crown and boss everyone as if you just won Miss USA, get real your reputation is too tarnished for you to even attempt to get there. All these bitches walk around the stadium feeling mightier than the f*cking MLB cheerleaders! All of these horses need to be put back in the stable and out of Laredo’s most ghetto club ever, FBar. They all parade themselves taking turns going up to the Dj booth where Fat Lou and the rest of the loser DJs take their turns groping a feel and anything more they want for a couple more free drinks. These girls feel like their lives have changed and suddenly they are the most wanted girls in the city, when really they still have major physical and personality changes that need to be done. There are much hotter girls in the city with class that actually had some self-respect and didn’t even bother try out for this joke. It’s nothing to be proud of to be at the top of a boring barrel. Girls get rid of your Victoria’s Secret bombshell bras if you can’t even fill those out and get your asses into a real university a do something for yourself. There is nothing left in Laredo but dead beat creepy Pepperidge Farm douces! Eat a freaking piece of humble pie and stop updating your every step on facebook and uploading every single moment you live, get a real LIFE!. There’s so much more beyond Laredo get the f*ck out of this city and get real jobs because those looks won’t get any of you anywhere!

Its a team of misfits.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexandria Cason, please put her b*tch *ss on blast. She walks around the club she manages like she is the sh*t, when she’s completely out of her league. Go back to promotional management, you h*e. She’s 24, a single mom of 3, and can’t keep a man because no one wants to deal with her dumb *ss whining and b*tching. She is a short, ugly tw*t with no tits or *ss, who walks around the club with a stick up her *ss. She will run that club to the ground, but nothing is done cause shes probably sucking up the GM. Go find yourself a day-time job and take care of your damn kids, and stop acting like your the sh*t when we ALL know you’re nothing but full of it. PS-She’s the ugly h*e on the left, with brown hair.

I figured when you said no t*ts, otherwise you’d a mentioned the arm hair.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sorry, but this girl Melicia Cline! She’s my best friend and I feel sorry for her. She tries so hard to find guys that are in relationships, so she can feel happy about herself. I heard that she gave head to this guy for a tattoo so she can get it for free, also heard she likes getting trained too. She goes out to parties and leaves her baby at home so she can go fucking guys and also loves getting pounded on!!! This b*tch should go to hell for being so ugly! She should get shoot or hit by a car so nobody can see her ugly face. Please, DO NOT have sex with her she is like a walking DRD NO JOKE!!!!!! If you ever see her, ask her how much? She only charges like $5 for head and $10 for sex! I feel sorry for cause her baby daddy used to hit her so much and probably did because she was f*cking his friend behind his back! Maybe that’s why she can’t find a guy to settle down with.

You need to button your shirt when attempting to hide your muffin top.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samantha Rose. She works at bikinis sports bar & grill. She’s been on her a few times. I’m so tired of people hyping this girl into making her believe she’s attractive. She also promotes for play at night sa. Does every bikini contest she can find in San Antonio. I don’t understand why her body and face are not attractive what so ever. She’s making money off her body that she doesn’t have!! The girl also sleeps around she dated a guy in Florida to recently find out he cheated on her with a girl who’s actually attractive!!! Poor thing thinks she’s in the right industry but she doesn’t have the look for it at all, she just sleeps around to get what ever she wants she’ll spread her legs for you if you have something to offer her. She dated my friend weston for three years and pretty much used him for everything he had. Girl needs to get the hell over herself.

Her chin really bothers me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this female defines the word crazy! Her name is Alexandra T. The T probably stands for TERRIBLE because this broad apparently ruins lives. She tried to date my cousin and would post up down the street from his house when he wouldn’t return her calls/texts. She would blow up his friends when he wouldn’t respond all extra stalker style. I heard from a few people about what happened with the dude before my cousin and apparently she is notorious for hacking phones, emails facebooks friends phones mamas phones lol on and on. She cant hold down a dude she jumps from guy to guy I guess looking for someone to take care of her. Pretty sure my cousin told me that her last dude had to call the police on her for stalking and harassing him. Bros and h*es y’all beware. Don’t waste your time because shell surely run you through the ringer. 22 years old and acts 16. Like my daddy told me, they don’t make em like they used to.

By hacking phones you mean going through yours when your asleep.  I decided.  Security codes are a must.- nik