THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kristen. I went to high school with her. She graduated a year early to go and pursue her modeling career. She’s done photoshoots all over the world including NYC, LA, London, Singapore, and countless others. Not only is she gorgeous in her pictures, she is just as sexy in person. Besides the obvious she needs some +2′s, would you?

Answer: No, she has the same chin as Tom Brady.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this is Amanda Smiley. Also known as Queen of Baked Potatoes. For those who don’t know a baked potato is a b*tch who’s stomach sticks out further than their Ti*ties! She is a dirty piece of S*it! She claims shes a good mother but lets her daughter sit in a hotel while shes sucking D*ck. On top of that she doesnt bathe her daughter, or herself /  Shes smelly!! She sucks more D*ck than a pornstar!! She truly in her heart believes shes sexy/ a bad b*tch. I cant fathom how anyone that repulsive could truly believe they look good. LOL. Everytime she gets in her car the whole thing moves as if texas encountered an earthquake. This girl is shameful. Shes been around the block and back, and down to the next block  SKEEza!!

It must get tiring holding her arms out to the sides.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Monte Hernandez. This fake *ss bitch needs to be put on blast he lies to everyone he treats all his girls like side line h*es. The other day i told him i was done with him, & he called me crying like a little p*ssy that he is. & now he has a girlfriend cut the fake sh*t you *sshole. He thinks he is such a bad *ss just cause he works at f*cking sonic. He is a high school drop out & homeless. This p*ssy has no game plus he is a chubby chaser. hH must be awfully lonely, Don’t ever treat a girl like she’s special, we all know he talks to EVERYONE like that, He goes after scene girls. He gives his number to EVERYBODY. Can you say desperate much?

Guys who have hair like that are trapped in the closet.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this f*ckin sl*t Goes By Jay Anthony. He’s one of the most disgusting guys I’ve Met. He F*cks Anything That Walks. HE’S A P*SSY. He jumps From Bike Crew to Bike Crew. HES A DEAD BEAT FATHER. He’s has probably like 10 kids but doesn’t man up To any Of them. HE SWEARS HES SO HOT NO YOUR FUGLY! INSTEAD OF putting money into your bike fix your teeth dirty *ss! He swears he’s a beast in bed. WITH that little *ss d*ck please.Your bike sucks. Your a scumbag. He’s fu*ked half of San Antonio & is proud he’s NEEDED TO BE PUT ON HERE. SO here it is. F*CK YOU JAY & YOUR LITTLE *SS SMELLY D*CK!

Unfilled tribals = broke.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Crystal Escamilla. She needs to be put on blast she craves attention from guys she will do whatever to be in the spot light like dance on a pole like its her job lol. She swears shes all about her little girl when really you can catch her being a sl*t at broadway. G-bar and most importantly her JOB ojos locos a place where only sl*ts work. She needs to be put on blast have respect for yourself and your daughter or do you want her to be just like mommy on a pole?

Hooters would be a good fit for her with all the other single mothers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lisa Marie Baggs. She is hooking to take care of her drug habit and new boyfriend Kenn and cousin. In the past year she’s had 7 BF’s and been in jail 3 times all on drug charges. Her last bf me put up a sex video and pics of her going down on me on the internet. She thinks she’s a high class hooker but she is a low class h*e who cant take care of her girls. So the baby daddy does and she give’s him and his mom c*ke so she can go see them.

I wonder what will happen when they pop out a baby.  Do doctors allow incest? is it incest?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch right here is Maryjane. Some of y’all may already know her as a fcking sl*t. She post pictures on facebook of here ti*s, and *ss. Or so that what she think she has. B*tch stop sticking it out, we know you aint go shi*. She says she no sl*t but the girl trys and thinks she can have anybody but the b*tch only gets her way by being a sl*t, like of course b*tch they would love you cause you’re f*cking half naked. Like have respect for yourself, what mama didnt raise you right? Go raised by sl*ts? The b*tch needs to stop being a dam flirt with guys taken. I’ve heard alot of stories of her talking other girls boyfriend. And all my guy friend tell me shes a sl*t, plus shes a p*ssy never wants to fight no one. So she’s a p*ssy, and a sl*t. She should of kept her legs closed, don’t you agree?

She’s had a traumatic experience, someones obviously already hacked at her face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These Girls Are Julia Gutierrez Also Known As On Facebook (Anna Julia Or Daddie Julia) & Ivy Gonzales, These Are The Real Sl*ts Of SA. These Triflin *ss H*es Are C*ck Hoppin’ The Same Guys At All The Parties. First Off Julia Has A Daughter And Leaves Her At Home Or Takes Her With Her To Parties & Get Shit-Faced & Fuck Other Guys When She Has A Boyfriend, Second, The B*tch Don’t Even Know Who Her Daughters Daddy Is(Randy Or Marvin). Who The F*ck Knows!? She Lets All Her Friends Call Her Daughter, “Sl*t, H*eski, H*e, Etc.” You Get The Point, What F*ckin Mother Does That Sh*t. Third, Shes Pregnant AGAIN & AGAIN She Dont Know Who The Baby Daddy Is. Now, For Ivy Gonzales, The B*tch Does The Same Sh*t, C*ck Hops & Gives Head To All These Guys, She Dresses Like A F*ckin Tramp To Get All These Guys To Fu*k Her & Finger Her, She Got Trained At A Party By 4 Guys, EASY B8tch Not Because They Want Her, Its Just Shes EASY. They Party With F*ckin 12, 13, 14 Year Olds, Wow, What Kind Of Role Models These Tricks Are. Huh?? What Are We Gonna Do With Them!? Poor Ho*s, I Feel Sorry For Julia’s Daughter. .

I’m surprised you didn’t lick off the underage stamp on your hand, pocket sharpies are another idea I guess.  Nice to see you share with your friends though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Miguel (my brother) was intentionally hit and run over by this Jeep Commander, November 13, 2011 at Falls Night Club located 226 West Bitters Road 78216 San Antonio, Texas. There was a male mexican driver and a female passenger. If you have any information call crime stoppers at (210) 224-7867. $10,000 REWARD. He was only 24 and just graduated from the police academy back in July 2011. My brothers friend started an argument with the driver in the parking lot but it was my brother (who had nothing to do with the argument) that ended up getting killed. The driver intentionally sped up, aim for my brother, ran him over and took off. He was rushed to the hospital in critical condition where he later died 3 hours later. This Jeep Commander was last seen going down Bitters to 281. We miss him more than words can describe.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is “Cutty Cutt”. Hes a rapper in San Antonio that does whack shows during the week. He’s the biggest wh*re in San Antonio. He is sleeping with his ex girls friends and when she quit talking to him he started sleeping with other girls and cheating. He is the biggest man wh*re and always has something to say about bake potatoes, but he sleeps with them! He’s dirty and probably has alot of issues by now. He thinks he’s hot and the hottest but uses girls like there a rental car. He is a man wh*re and he’s trashy. His music is whack and he thinks he’s better than everyone else!

Does he know he’s shaped like a forgy, which means he can’t back that mouth up.- nik