San Antonio | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Does Chelsea Lauren Really Drive A Bentley

November 6, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 163


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Chelsea Lauren… and I see her post all the time on Facebook. I want to clarify something to the public… she is NOT a professional model. Anybody can hire a photographer, take a photoshoot and claim they’re “big.” You’re not famous so stop acting like it. Honey taking pictures on a cheap mattress is just trashy. I wonder what your parents think about showing your goodies to the public. She’s so damn annoying. I can’t stand it. You’re not fit, you starve yourself by depriving calories into your body and workout excessively. Thats called anorexia nervosa. What gains do you have? You don’t even have an thighs… much less an ass. One thing I don’t understand is where her “money” comes from. She works at a retail store called Buckle, probably at minimum wage… yet she boasts that she just moved into a high class $1,500 a month apartment and drives a Bentley? No 20 year old can afford that… unless you know, she’s doing people favors or has a sugar daddy. Thats my conclusive guess. What do you think Nik?

Chelsea please LaserAway that Scorpion tattoo, it will give your Bentley picture more creditability.- nik

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Raychiel Obvious Photoshop Queen

November 4, 2014 San Antonio, Winnipeg 49

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THE DIRTY ARMY: take a look at the photos of her obvious photo shop its not a secret just ridiculous how many of you are being catfished. this girl needs to stop and embrace her real body without any photoshop. same thing with her face its really not nescessary. its the attention she must crave who knowd but its really pathetic. In the pic with her butt you can see where she photoshopped. Also in the pic with her in the dress. Ther’s many pictures if you zoom in its very noticeable. What a joke.

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Mike Herrera

November 4, 2014 San Antonio 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this lying sack of shit is Miguel Herrera (mike). I’ve been seeing him for a few months now and just found out I have contracted an drd. He’s the only guy I’ve been with in over 6 months. I busted his ass lying and hooking up with other girls while I was at work. He can’t even take care of his own kids but is the first one to blast any guy he feels threatened by. His last Ho contacted me and told me to get checked. Thank God I did!

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Playstatiom Gangster

November 3, 2014 San Antonio 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Eddie Correa. He claims he is such a great dad but he spends all day smoking and getting “barred out” while he is with his son, he even takes his son on his drug drops. He spends every penny he has on weed and Xanax, not to deal but use for his “anxiety” and “bells palsy” – He even stole a PS4 and projector from his best friend and lied to his face- all so he could sell it for more barz. He uses facebook to brag about how much money he makes as a drug dealer but he still lives on his baby momma’s couch… even though she sleeps with his friends and doesn’t want him around. He will sleep with any girl in San Antonio give them H** and then rob them.
Ladies of San Antonio beware.

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Vanessa Pena

November 3, 2014 San Antonio 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch has gotten under my skin for the last time! she walks around San Antonio and seguin like a little fcking princess. she’s always trying to give me advice on how I should live my life when she’s no better. She thinks just because she got back with John that no ones going to know the truth about her like when she was with that nigga Ricksta in the weso all he had her do was strip and prostitue for his party money. she was just another one of his how’s just like the ones before and after and she wasn’t even his only bitch doing it she used to call me crying asking to borrow money so she wouldn’t have to go out on the streets for him. she even told me she would kill herself for him. that nigga Ricksta is a damn fool. lol. don’t deny it Vanessa

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Ronnie aka Tommy

November 3, 2014 San Antonio 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is ronnie aka tommy hes from cali but keeps moving around hes a walking std he keeps sending me dick pictures even tho i dont ask for them it looks like a alien then he gets mad when i dont send him nothen back so he sends me dirty hoe pictures that send him pics he lies to girls hes a walking std i would stay clear of his dirty ass he deservs to be on the dirty.

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Alexis Nicole

November 3, 2014 San Antonio 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this hoe alexis Nicole fck around with everybody when she has a boyfriend who has chl***a a sexually transmitted disease from some body else Lol she deny it little does she know he fcks around her back to this couple is meant to be because there both hoes & fck everybody

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Pansona Fake

October 31, 2014 San Antonio 133

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jump offs…desperate ass bitches…bad mom…hoes This hoe started fcking every drug dealer onto the south side after her bf bought her tits n he got locked up. Ho n eyes you need to focus on your son…now that you lost your daughter due to your bad mothering. stop fcking every dude that gives you attention, your spreading drds bitch. focus on your son you have left not on being a fake ass bitch sucking dick n fcking for benefits, how the fuck you care for this kid if you stay steady at the bars n clubs. hoe ass bitch bee careful who you fck with. San Antonio Tx HOES

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