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Jones Day lawyer does not pay bills

November 18, 2014 Los Angeles, San Jose 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Scott Schwind is one of those blood sucking twerps that is use to getting the upper hand on his environment. Scott has no compassion for the small guy which sums up most of the houston working class. Scott has neglected to pay $5000 for services rendered at his 1+ million dollar home in river oaks. The man has gone as far as implementing restraining orders just so he won’t pay. Let’s teach this dirt bag a lesson…. The rich keep trying to take from the poor and this guy could serve as the ambassador. He is a UT alumni and by no means is he representing his alma mater with integrity. Guys like this should be buried with a dollar bill stuffed in his mouth…the contractor lost his home and now his parents are suffering major health problems resulting from this ass clown robbing us for $5000……contact jones day law firm in downtown and give this guy a piece of your mind if you we’re ever screwed over for money from one of these rich little dick tycoons. This pussy coward needs to get a reality check

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Dream killing Cougar

November 17, 2014 San Jose 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this cougar lives in or around Santa barbara. Deana Michele is what she goes by- who knows her real name??? I wish we knew so we could take her to court, preys on young men that are alone with low self esteem. She takes them in like a mom then uses sex to keep them. She then proceeds to take any money they have and if they have family pushes them to scam on their own family to get more money. She’s very abusive and insane. She lives off her ex husbands money and hits on her two sons friends. Her daughter will not talk to her out of disgust. At one point she was court ordered to go to AA meetings, yet fakes going stays up all night(drugs) and on her facebook preaches how spiritual she is. Her facebook is full of quotes and pictures of herself- she thinks she is amazing… She is ruining lives… I’m just wondering how many young guys she has worked over

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Emily Smith

November 14, 2014 Calgary, Sacramento, San Jose 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Emily Smith is a nineteen year old scene slut that works at the Lieutenants Pump. On week days when she isn’t cheating on her boyfriend Graham Finnigan after work, she’s at Mavericks watching what ever shitty local band is playing and taking selfies with all the dudes she’s slept with. This girl plays the pity card by whinning about how her parents died and how badly she wants to move back to Alberta because she leads such a hard life. It must be so having unprotected sex with every guy you meet and having two abortions in one year. This girl is stage five clinger material and if you attempt to even get her drunk, she’ll even go on a little rant about how pop punk she is and what her next hair color is going to be. This little girl is the epitome of self pity and everything attention seeking. Oh, don’t forget her two bffs, Nathan Farren and Ryan Wilson who sleep with anything as young as 14 and spread chlamydia among the city. Gosh, she has such a hard life, dont you think.

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Peggy, a PT drunk & children’s aid

November 11, 2014 San Jose 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Peggy works with children. She posts a lot if pictures with drinks and a wrinkled forehead. I’m unsure why this girl works with kids when she\’s hungover and possibly drunk the next morning. Her employer is City Year. Take a look at her profile picture with a beer!!! Trash. She is a ucsb grad so I assume her drinking carried on until now. Peggy has the swing of drinking the night before and mastering the art of going about the following day as if no drinking happened..

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Husband Father Cheater

November 5, 2014 San Jose 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Archie Papastesis. he’s married with five kids. left his wife when she was pregnant with the fifth child. I was unknowingly with this loser in the summer of this year. His wife pmd me on Facebook one day and told me what happened. this cheater and liar has bedded over 25 women in less then a month and is still doing it. he plays mind games his wife constantly. plays mind games with everyone . He found me on Facebook and started messaging me. gave me his digits on the third day. made me believe he was falling for me and calling me sexy and beautiful. I’m exposing this asshole because he won’t stop. Exposing his shadiness is the best for everyone who ever had the unfortunate pleasure of hooking up with him. ( he doesn’t use protection and I’m lucky I didn’t get anything)

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Rachelle Farnese

November 4, 2014 San Jose 27


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is rachekke farnese, san jose’s dirtiest.  Comments will speak for themselves on her.

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Amenda Nguyen

November 4, 2014 San Jose 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi guys, just wanted to give you a heads up on a dirty one from San Jose. This broke 27 year old living with her mother is A former *eth addict who gave up ice for snow, and is doing that Coke all day! Surprisingly enough she’s maintained a decent face so anyone out there interested in a Vietnamese Sloot that loves anal and has no respect for herself, this might be your girl. she’s from the Piedmont Hills area originally and went to independence high school, but stays on the south side now. She could be found at most of your typical Asian spots, 5**, taste, pure, sp2.just show up with that white girl, and she’ll be all over you like a coke whore on coke. oh yeah be careful she does have a criminal record, just theft nothing too crazy, lol. other than that, wrap it up and have fun.

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Mom Who Sneaks out at Night

October 29, 2014 San Jose 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick, Cristal, lives with her parents in San Jose because she cheated on her husband and he kicked her and their FIVE kids out. She has NO CAR, NO JOB, NO MONEY and did I mention she lives with her five kids in a two bedroom apartment that her parents and her brother also live in? She uses guys for money and favors and sneaks out at nights to have sex in cars while her daughter sleeps alone on a sleeping bag in the living room. She constantly hits up her exes homies for sex and likes to have group sex. She feeds her kids chicken nuggets everyday and I feel bad for humanity, because people like her exist.

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