THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Maggie, a Santa Clara University student. I am not giving away what people think about her, but what is your rating? She’s fun and flirty, she can drink (a alot, I may add) with a great personality and is no broke $CU girl.

Making that face doesn’t make you look like less of a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Stevie, aka Lindsay.  She added me on facebook recently. I just discovered her porn career online. She thinks she is so hot, but her career will burn out fast just like this doobie seen in the pictures. She has public sex, walks around naked on the beach and is a real wh*re. She needs to realize this isn’t good. Hopefully she stops. What do you think the future holds for Lindsay?  Click here to see some hearts.

I refuse to click… hearts from San Jose area are never good.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Haley BITTY TITTY Teter. This girl moves on from one guy to the next. She was living at my house and cheating on me. After that she was crawling back to me like the little dumb baby she is. I did everything for her Nik. I drove her from Los Altos to SJ, school and back, but somehow in the meantime she found a way to cheat on me…which is cool because she is very bad at sex. Fish in the bed. I was also thankful she broke up with me due to her ugly nigh*r Usher Raymond nose…it felt like a dog breathing on me. Haley thinks she is so sexy, but in reality she isn’t. Her tattoo is the epitome of trash, just like the way she uses people to stay at their homes and cheat on her boyfriend. CLASSY. I attached some photos of her weak attempts at being sexy. PS: DA STRONG..she smells like noodles and not only that, please make note she needs +2s. Nipples don’t count for boobs Hairy Haley

I wouldn’t know, she hides her front from the camera.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here we have Ashley Gu*n. She is a very cocky girl who is narcissistic. Most days you can find her frying in a tanning bed adding more and more wrinkles to her face. Her mother looks younger than her. Little Ashley was very little in high school and decided to get +2\’s, but they look like pecks. I wouldn\’t be posting pictures of them online if I were her. She tried the modeling thing and failed. Ashley has a lot of problems and number one – that\’s being a selfish snobby bitch. I cannot mention how many times she\’s given me attitudes or tried to make me feel bad when she doesn\’t even bother to get to know me. Sorry my tits were larger than yours and I am younger than you….how sad. Grow up Ashley, in more ways than one. Plus we all know you cheat on your boyfriend in Austrailia. What work do you think she needs Nik? Any opinions on this wanna be model? She has a degree in journalism, but works at a bar..FUCKIN loser. Plus she\’s always f*cking Frank Gore….he\’s a loser too, just like her. Nice, have fun with your fake tits that look like girl barely budding.

I doubt any NFL players want to be inside that.- nik