11.06.09

Damn Red Heads

Posted in San Diego, San Jose

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lindsey, a liar cheater and someone who can’t be trusted.  Nik is it just me or is every girl who dye there hair red or pink a total nympho lying slut.  They lie about everyone they sleep with or have slept with, they pretend to be the sweetest things until you find out the real truth about all the nasty dudes they have done just to do.  This girl will sleep with tall, bald, medium, small, fat, old and ‘nice’ people.  This girl seems to think she will never see a person she likes again so will jump on any opporuntity she gets to hop onto someone’s PI stick.  Don’t waste your time with this girl or any dyed haired chicks like this..actually I guess if your a douchebag she is perfect cause you can use her and lose her, but she likes to go for the nice guys which get all p*ssy whipped over her and then she f*cks over…maybe she’s just having a p*ssy power trip, what do you think Nik?

I think she looks like road kill.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Firecrotch Spotted Again!

Posted in San Jose

 

Firecrotch spotted again!

Firecrotch spotted again!

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, has anyone told Firecrotch that horizontal stripes make you look fatter? Nik, why isn’t Jake H a dirty celeb yet?

Because there is nothing interesting about this Forgy. -nik


Nik Richie

10.23.09

Firecrotch Is Back And Fatter Than Ever!

Posted in San Jose

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey there Nik! I’ve seen Jake Howery (Aka Jabba the Hutt) on the dirty before, and now I wanna add my piece! This fat bastard actually thinks he’s a celebrity. He goes around facebook, talking about how he’s the sh*t, when really, he just smells like sh*t. Also, I’m sure you have heard that he actually posted his fat pink assh*le on Craigslist, looking for cock. I wonder how many desperate chubby chasers actually responded to him.

One thing that makes him even more pathetic is that he actually has a photo album on facebook titled “Things my facebook fans made for me”. the album is full of pictures from sites such as “face in hole.com”, where you photoshop yourself into scenes, etc. You know this fat bitch actually spent the time to do that sh*t himself. He also likes to say he’s rich, and only wears designer labels. I swear I see half the sh*t he wears hanging on the racks at Forever 21 (the mens section). He also needs to quit lying about how he got a DUI, and how his car is in the shop. He ain’t got no damn car! You can see him walking his fat ass to and from work on Winchester Blvd!

Anyhow, time to put Big Red on blast again. He really needs to come back to earth and realize that pretending to know famous people, posting photos of yourself with facial mask, and squealing like a girl will NOT make you famous. Also, he claims to roll with the hottest chicks. Proof of the opposite is evident in these photos!

This guy is clearly FORGY. If he had any intention on getting girls he would hop on the treadmill.- nik


Nik Richie

10.20.09

To Close To Call

Posted in San Jose

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you make the call. Is the girl in the middle trying to cover her mouth while coughing? 5 mins away from diving head first into the old guys lap? Or submitting her modeling resume to the cameraman? From the looks of it, shes a lefty with shaky form but smart enough to wear a white top to disguise any stains.

I think Mr. Mario Cart in the blue is expecting something from that shim later on.- nik



Nik Richie

10.19.09

He Did, Would You?

Posted in San Jose, Would You?

he did, would you?

he did, would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This little whorebag’s name is Janel. She tried to f*ck my boyfriend, or should i say EX-boyfriend, a few times and finally succeeded. Clearly he would but what really matters to me is WOULD YOU?

Answer: no.  It would never cross my mind.  She may just be better looking then you though..I’ll need photo verification to prove otherwise.- nik


Nik Richie

10.05.09

Dirty Raver

Posted in San Diego, San Jose

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dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just met this girl at a party and seemed like the biggest whore ive ever seen. Someone told me she has the date of when she got an abortion on her wrist with the word strength. seems really classy to me. what do you think? I already know you wouldnt..

An abortion tattoo, she might as well of had slut tattooed on her wrist. Her body looks deformed.-nik


Nik Richie

10.02.09

Import Models Still Good?

Posted in San Jose

Import models still good?

Import models still good?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girls names miyouko something. she lives in san jose, ca and shes convinced shes hot sh*t. she puts herself out for gogo dancing and club events and pictures are photoshopped x10. biggest mac forcefield ive ever seen on a girl and she still looks like that. she smells like noodles and kung po, but from behind would u? i kno i wouldnt. set this girl straight nik.

Stop lying to yourself. Go put some clothing on and invent something.- nik


Nik Richie

09.30.09

Hollywood Horror

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my friend jessica..she goes by hollywood. shes a model for a few clothing lines and a vocalist in a local sac band called beyond all ends..i think shes beautiful!! but she thinks otherwise…tell me nik…would you?

So you think shes beautiful but she doesn’t think so..Well at least she was right, all those tattoos are to distract you from her deformed body and manly face.-nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Black Out Queen

Posted in Sacramento, San Jose

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Curry Puss Monika Sekhon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik her name is Monika Sek*on and she is from the “grove” and calls her self the black out queen!! She works for at&t on laguna and drinks on her break. Shes an alcoholic like her father who left her because he’d rather be around alcohol then her. Shell suck any dick or let anyone put it in her stinky indian p*ss. Guys say it smells like straight period and fish. She thinks shes white but is an Arab terrorist. Watch out this girls got a bad case of crabs and warts in her mouth.

I wonder how many guys have stuck it in while she is blacked out.  When will these sloots learn.-nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Drunk Tool

Posted in San Jose

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ran across these pictures of a friend of a friend, couldnt stop laughing thought you might have a laugh. This kid is a joke. Don’t know him too well, met him a few times when he was drunk, but have heard that people like to have him around for their entertainment. Guess he drank too much this time and they got him to dress up. So Nik, help me out, is he FORGY?

They always say… the truth comes out when you are drunk.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"