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Father Of The Year Goes Too…
Posted in San Jose | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: His name is Marcelino de Jesus Martinez, he was arrested for selling his 14-year-old daughter to a neighbor in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.
Well, what kind of beer was it?- nik
Lusty Lauren
Posted in Chico State, San Jose, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Lauren. She came to Chico State with a mexican boyfriend that was 8 years older than her. Not only is he a douche bag who is a pedophile hitting on girls 8 years younger than him, he talks sh*t and doesnt back it up. Her boyfriend Louis who doesnt have a job and still lives with his parents garage. As for Lauren, this girls thinks she is the Princess of Chico State. She loves beer, and even has multiple vibrators in her dorm room. She has CHEATED on her boyfriend with 4 different guys. And she slept with all of them within 3 weeks of each other.
You can tell she is a terrible French kisser. Fat tongues make for terrible tonsil hockey. I decided.- nik
Jose Conseco’s New Girl
Posted in Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, San Jose, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Jose Canseco’s new chick her name is Leila and she is a bikini model from The Bay Area. He met her at a playboy party and they have been hooked up since. I have tons of pics if you need more.
Isn’t Jose like 60 years old… how is he still pulling tail when he is broke? Well I guess she really doesn’t constitute as tail, maybe Ox tail.- nik
Gumalicious
Posted in San Jose | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this classy lady is Joanna M. She can be found around her usual roaming grounds of the tri-city area : Fremont, Union City, and Newark California. Upon a meeting of Joanna you might be one of the many few who goes home with her that night! She loves when you buy her drinks, take her out to dinner (on you of course), and when you don’t mention her abnormally large gums.. She enjoys posed facebook pictures and dicks in her mouth!
I think she is going to be single for the rest of her life, I don’t know one dude who will be able to get past those gums.- nik
San Jose Shore
Posted in San Jose | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Jersey shore has made a sweeping trend on these greek girls from san jose. apparently spray tans and wanting to put off a fake ass, cheap, bitchy vibe, is just the coolest these days! here’s to the san jose shore girls!
At least they are not quit as painful on the eyes as the Jersey shore girls…they still have horse faces and huge hips.- nik
Psycho Dan
Posted in San Jose | January 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is always drunk and stumbling around town… watch out if he knows you there’s no escaping from this embarrassment. ladies if you give him your number he wont go away… TRUST ME. You know how you have those fears of maybe getting an STD? Well… sleep with this guy and your dreams will come true you’ll officially have all of them. He sadly in his drunken slurs calls himself dan the man, it would be best if you just patted him on the head when run ins occur just throw him a nickel for his problems or… next beer rather and keep walking… but fast… very fast…FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a fair warning to all… not just women if you know what im saying 
I don’t think anyone knows what your saying…that made absolutely no sense.- nik
Would You?
Posted in San Jose, Would You? | January 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my sisters friend i think she is really hot but would you?
Answer: no. Her arm looks fat and her face looks a little wide.
Suicide Girl
Posted in San Jose, Would You? | December 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the chick on the right in the red is bangin. She is always at bars in SJ and is fun crazy. She is bi and a suicide girl wannabe and has tons of tattoos and piercings and big fake t*ts. I know I have. Would you?
Answer: No, I refuse to sleep with pregnant chicks or anything that has a San Jose drivers license.
Nor Cal Hottie
Posted in San Francisco, San Jose, The Dirty, Would You? | December 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is vanessa. please tell me you would. cause i have.
Answer: No, she has midget face. Easy on the MAC Forcefield Vanessa.
Undercover
Posted in San Francisco, San Jose, The Dirty | November 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl actually has a good system going to being an undercover sl*tbag. Her name is Jenny and her trick is to tell everyone that she is a lesbian. It hasn’t been working though, everyone who claims they have slept with her she can laugh and say she is a lesbian..or my favorite is when she occasionally sleeps with guys, but it doesn’t count because shes……you got it A LESBIAN. This girl goes so far as saying she is not even bi and doesn’t like to hook up with guys, but sure enough every weekend she will be bumpin and grinding with a bunch of dudes and then mysteriously vanish throughout the night with one of the guys…But i guess she was just going to her girl booty call lol. You know you love the magic stick girl stop denying it, everyone knows your a sl*t now anyways so might as well just come out of the closet lol (if ya know what i mean). Anyways Nik Jenny needs to be ripped a new one, or awarded a medal for giving girls around the world an excuse to be a hoe fho sho.
She definitely looks like a Lesbian in the face.- nik
