THE DIRTY ARMY: This is anne. She loves being hot and doing hair. so original. skank to the max…but nik…would you?

Answer: no.  If she didn’t dress girlie I would think it was a guy..her big jaw should end at those facial wrinkles.

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I think you would agree when  I say that california girls are the best, and better yet a brunette. This girl is all natural and cute as can be, so Nik would you?

Answer: no.  Her chin comes to a point and body is a little thick.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This absolute and complete douchecanoe works at the mall I work at, so I have to see this sh*t every f*cking time I go to work. His car is the colour of Pepto-Bismol, which you take for nausea. Perhaps it’s meant to alleviate the nausea caused by having to look at this thing, and the reek of noodles around it? Oh and obviously, he’s just a fantastic parker. He needs to know this fugly thing is not cool! Put this loser on blast!!! DA strong!!

No way that is a dudes car…we need a picture of this guy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, just when I thought San Jose couldn’t get moe douchebaggy, I stumble across this at Westfield Valley Fair. Come spring, I’m thinking about renouncing my US citizenship and move abroad ( I was gonna say I’d move to France, but then I remembered Christian Audigay is from France).

These stores will be gone in a year from the opening date.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK this bitch is so dirty ! its pointless to point out all the bad flaws ! shes alwasy sending out these pics to anybody its like wow thanks for ruining my appetite ! yea shes skinny but i still cant stand tinas . .tina the talkin tummy ! slap some clothes on and get a damn makeover ! so nik, would you?

ANSWER: No, she flat out looks like a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman Cindy M is soon to be diovorced from a fine young brotha. This woman is the biggest sl*t since she was about 14, she has a vagina the size of the grand canyon, 2 baby daddies and has given many men an STD. The funny thing is she has the nerve to go around telling people she’s pregnant by her soon to be ex and then trashes him calling him a Serpent. I think the only serpent here is her. What you think Nik?

Shes lying, she knows she wont find anyone else who can stand to look at her caveman face and extremely large forehead.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is video of current California Young Republican Chairman Jenniffer Rodriguez smoking marijuana. There are also pictures of her drinking heavily and dressing provocatively. She is a prominent figure in the California Republican Party, as you can see from this video where she is interviewed. This is definitely the biggest piece of Political Dirt that will hit your site. Guaranteed. She currently lives in Sacramento as a fundraiser for the Steve Poizner Governor campaign, and also lives in San Jose on the weekends. Please let me know if you have any questions.

The sad part about all this is that if Jenniffer Rodriguez was a democratic, this wouldn’t even matter.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the name is Gabby Vo**. Nothing dirty about her.. super cute/pretty latina in Alpha Phi.. nevermind her friends, would you with the brunette?

She is in a sorority, she is dirty…I don’t know which one your talking about but I don’t care, their all ugly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the video of Tom Slick (67 year old guy kicking ass) isn’t the first to get attention.  Here is another video that was on the news a while ago and its Tom Slick getting tased at the oakland A’s game.  This guy is on fire right now.

I told you he was a nut job!  I do think the cops at this game have no idea what they are doing.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Thomas Bruso, on the streets better known as Tom Slick talking about kicking that guys ass on the bus.  This guys is the f*cking man.

Now he sounds like a bum who is trying to milk his fame.  After seeing this I think he is a nut job… send him to Shutter Island.- nik

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