THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mike Garmany, a delusional alcoholic pedophile. He is the front man for San Jose’s pop-reggae band known as The Hold Up, I used to date the bassist for a number of years. The whole band is a strange bunch of guys but the lead signer, Mike, certainly takes the cake. When hes not busy playing the same venue in hopes of selling out the crowd, he’s busy having sex with 14 year old girls and doing drugs. His ego is like no other, he is fully convinced that he is a celebrity and compares himself to people like Drake and Kanye West. He runs The Hold Up street team but really just uses it to get in the pants of your little sister. There was even a sex tape of him and their manager (and DJ of the band who literally does nothing on stage or so I’m told) hooking up with minors in a hotel room in Reno, when this tape got out it nearly ended the band. Luckily (for them) the ID’s of the girls where not on tape, but there braces and innocence certainly were. At their last show I heard Mike and the band were feeding this little girl cocaine and then kicked her out of the show because she wouldn’t take off her top. How these guys get away with this I’ll never know! these poor girls must be obsessed enough to not press charges. Whats even more disturbing is they have this cheer leader named Anthony Redy (who is pretty much the band-bitch and does web design work for them) who owns and runs a youth sports camp, I cant even imagine what goes on there. Nik please rip this guy a new one.
No wonder they aren’t giving up the dream. They’re giving misfits and LG’s the opportunity to be groupies.- nik