Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Is My Head Okay

February 19, 2013 San Jose, The Dirty 43 74,663 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl and I ended our relationship about a month ago, we are both from San Jose, it was for some dumb ass reason. So I had this plan to bake her some pot brownies during the holidays in the hopes that I could get her to eat one with me, I never went through with the plan. Anyways am I sick in the head because I wanted to do that to her?

No, you are just horny.- nik



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DJ NO Beatz

February 18, 2013 San Jose 17 9,805 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this guy DJ CALI BEATS aka (Eddie Diaz) is one Ugly MOFO! He is a wack A** wanna be Dj that only gets booked at the lamest clubs! He is a dead beat dad with two kid from two baby mamas! not to mention he has this ugly ass deformed ear too match his ugly face!. He’s known to be an ALCOHOLIC AND BELIGERANT DRUNK! He’s a broke ass douchbag…. That has to be supported by his mommy! He dosent even take care of the one child he has some custody of! He thinks he’s the shit cause he goes out every night and drinks like a fish .. I feel sorry for his liver!! He hella sleeps around and prays on poor innocent girls! He uses people and plays hella games!! Girls BEWARE OF THE WALKING DOUCHBAG ….. All in all he’s a dead beat nobody who needs a reality check!,

The wine coolers say it all.- nik



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Jenny McQueen, Saint or Sinner

January 28, 2013 San Jose 61 1 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nIK This slutbag right here is Jennifer McQueen, “amazing” teen-mom and good Christian girl to some but COMPLETE WHORE to those willing to open their eyes. As a former friend to this girl I watched her open her legs to any guy willing to play “daddy” to her poor son who as has been witness to each one of these low lifes she brings home. In the past two years I can’t even count how many guys she’s slept with, the worst one being some dude with a pregnant gf she was so proud to have “stolen”. She was baptized in early last year but that clearly didn’t stop her on her quest to find a replacement baby daddy. So just a PSA to all the ethnic guys(sorry white guys she only fcks with Mexicans and blacks) in the greater Bay Area wrap it up, who knows what drd this female has!

Don’t saints wait till marriage before consummation.- nik



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Loose Lenora

January 24, 2013 San Jose 0 5,631 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lenora Cota. 34 years old. EXTREME METH FACE. Kicks it on the South/East side of San Jose. Literally f*cks for cigarettes, booze, and m*th. And she absolutely loves underage boys too. Did I mention she sleeps with her 24 year old stepbrother? Whom she devirginized? They’ve been “on & off” since he was in high school. And she physically assaults any female the stepbrother tries to date, cyber stalks and harrasses them, and says weird things like “If he gets you pregnant, I’ma come cut that baby out of you and raise it myself. That’s MY MAN, you understand me?!” Which is really weird considering that she in fact HAS a boyfriend who ISN’T the stepbrother. Did I mention she’s m*thed to death? You should see the pockmarks in her face. She’s only 34 and looks 46. So gross. Oh yea, and let’s save the best for last, this nasty bitch doesn’t use condoms, and has had FIFTEEN+ abortions. One of them supposedly belonged to the stepbrother. Nasty ass bit*h FO SHO.

Knowing that kinda information means you musta been a part of at least 2 or 3 of em…Just saying.- nik



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Generous Jess

January 16, 2013 San Jose 73 8,982 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Generous Jess aka Jess flemming, she is the scenes biggest slut anyone has ever met…She has personally ran through 7 of my guy friends since i have met her 3 months ago. i always wonder if it hurt when she fell from the top of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down.

That’s a lot of meat.  Is she on one of those Livestrong diets.- nik



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Mr. Awesome

January 14, 2013 San Jose 25 9,007 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, first off, This douche goes by the self appointed name of Mr Awesome…. WTF????? What kind of arogant ass does that??? Well let me tell you… You can find this karaoke rat trying to live his Karaoke dreams at spots like Station 55 in Gilroy (California), Old City Hall restaurant among other places. But he can\’t sing worth a sh*t. You are better off scratching a chalkboard or hearing 2 cats fight then to listen to this douche bag sing. Apparently someone forgot to tell him that. By day he\’s a non licensed painter. He will paint your house alright, If you want it looking like a 3 year old went rampant with a paint brush. This karaoke rat actually managed to get a girl, Well after 37 years, I guess anyone can manage that. He spends all his dough on being a karaoke rat that he often finds himself having to mooch off his lady. Bottom line is anyone who self appoints them self to be \”MR AWESOME\” is far from it.

Sounds like Mr. Douche.- nik



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