THE DIRTY ARMY: This skum of the earth is a thief and a stalker. She’s the type to get you in trouble at your job for no reason. And when you get a new job she shows up and does the exact same thing. She’s on medication. But works at the Coyote Ugly Saloon downtown. She’s a thief. You think you know but you have no idea. I remember one time she walked in my job with 5 guys feeling up all on her body. Making out with all of them. Yeah it was hot but damn girl foreal don’t throw it all out there. STALKER. THIEF. Hates her life because she don\’t make shit at the saloon. Shake your booty for what? Dollars? But of course you would. You bad breath cum dump.