Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Tattoo Douche Bag

March 19, 2013 San Jose 32 6,094 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the wanna be tattoo artist of San Jose. He thinks he’s hot shit trying to become something he’s clearly not good at. He’s the slut of San Jose. This filled douche bag fcks the gnarliest of slores. He’s fcked dirty rave girls and thinks he’s a bad ass when these girls have faces like retarded parrots. He likes to string girls along. He had a girlfriend In another continent but he continuously fcked other girls behind her back. Any girl who sleeps with him probably has to get a flea bath after being with this dog. Look out girls hell tell you he loves you, meet Your whole family and fck your best friend on the side. He also can’t spell for shit and be grammatically correct. Leave this ex me*th head douche bag behind Higher your standards ladies!

I don’t see any tattoos.- nik



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Spencer Wreath

March 13, 2013 San Jose 29 5,995 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fool named Haez One aka Spencer Wreath is one of the most treacherous scumbag one can meet in good ole San Jose CA..this fool puts so much emphasize on rapping that he can’t even hold down a day job to take care of his 8 year old son, that he left hanging when he was 15 years old. So instead of looking for a real job he sells drugs or Bounces from one relationship to another using his “girlfriends” by slanging his dick so he can have a place to stay since he has zero sufficient funds to support him and his retarded ass lifestyle. As you can see in the picture this guy promotes advocacy of drug use and cosmic exploration through his “music.” for some reason his girlfriend with her ugly ass piece of shit dookie mole and ratchet ass drawn on eyebrows think that her boyfriend is going to become a selling star. The only thing that this dude is selling out are his homies. At the end of 2012 he got hemmed up for his “crew” HYSU. This guy snitched on one if the homies, denying any of the work he put in and started giving out names…so not only is this fool a whack ass rapper who doesn’t take care of his child and has a hideous ass tranny for a girlfriend, he’s a snitch. Last but not least he cheats on his girlfriends. A while back before the tranny he dated a my homegirl who supported him, thinking that maybe they could make it work, being the conniving prick that he is, cheated on this chick with the tranny…after a while, through the grapevine I heard that this fool tried gettin back with the non-tranny and tried fucking her STATING that they live hella close to each other off of fruitdale an that his lady/tranny was a psycho bitch and he needed to move but had to wait it out until he was off probation, and that he was going to leave this bitch named Neda because she wasnt his “type.” As a prank her (not Neda the tranny) and her friends wanted to see how far they could get him…so one day she told him to come over to fck, as he pulls down his pants, his dick remained limp the whole time, she said she couldn’t stop laughing that she had to excuse him and send him on his way home, that it was too funny. She then told him that she never wanted to speak to him and deleted his number…so to sum this piece of shit out, not only is he a mooch and fucks a tranny to get what he wants, he tries and cheats on his tranny but is too flaccid to even do the dick-down, proceeded to not financially support his spawn nor hardly speak to him, is a taddler who fucks his homies over, hella sucks at rapping and does small time shows, repeating the same lines using words like “consciousness” “existentialism” “rabbid rabbit” and “anamality”, like being a rapper aren’t you suppose to invest In a thesaurus or have wordplay?? So not only does this guy suck at rapping, and promotes drug use, he sits all day on his computer being a thirst Mongol trying to come up on the come up. When you see this little bitch laugh in his face, point at his dick and laugh even harder!!! Spencer wreath aka Suck One, you are the reason why most women hate the male species, you’re a liar and you suck at life, find a real job instead of claiming you work at a cannibus club…posting ads all day on facebook, that doesn’t involve work you dumb piece of fcktard!

Is he helping his mole with her homework…what a nice guy.- nik



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Ratchet Nelson

March 11, 2013 San Jose 6 6,890 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Lindsay Nelson. AKA the most ratchet person i have ever come across. Not only has she fcked every dude in san jose but will fck her girls dude behind their back, while she has a finance and a child that she doesnt even live with. So sad how your daughter calls your mother “mom”, but still she is a lop.. wont do shit with herself, or care about anything or anyoone. Her inability to keep her legs closed has caused the extra skin hanging out her pssy to come out her gut!! HAHA, people need to know to STAYY AWAYY from this bitch, she is Trifling, sneaky, a liar, a cheat, a whore, a theif, a back stabber and a user. Get it together whore.. YOU ARE RATCCHHHHEEETTTT!!!

Jager bomb eh, must be with a couple a douchebags.- nik



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Cyclist Dirk Himley

March 4, 2013 San Jose 20 8,199 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Dirk Himley. I met him a while back at a bicycle race, and he got me drunk after then he took me to his house. I dont remember much after but about two weeks later I discovered he had given me DRD. Im considering legal counsel. Put this loser on blast!



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Taryn Up The Floor

March 4, 2013 San Jose 25 7,989 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot is the most fake b*tch in Gilroy, if not the entire West Coast. She started out as a hard core lesbian and then all of a sudden got a taste for d*ck. She’s into married men, so wifeys watch your husbands. Even if they aren’t married, taken or single, she’ll take anything. Now, after fcking over countless friends and acquaintances to get exactly what she wanted (which was usually just to fit something in her nasty, buttery, vag), she still claims shes a nice person and shes never done a single thing wrong. She has lied about being taken advantage of just to get out of cheating on her girlfriend, while splitting up a life-long friendship. She sleeps with random guys and gets the clapper, then spreads it. She thinks she’s thinner than she is and wears clothing two sized too small. If the attention isnt always on her, she will certainly make it that way, often causing grief for her female friends. And someone needs to tell that b*tch her cellulite(in those short shorts), mustache, and hairy shoulders are NOT ATTRACTIVE. Period. The End.

She thinks way to highly of herself on the dance floor.- nik



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Is My Head Okay

February 19, 2013 San Jose, The Dirty 43 74,665 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl and I ended our relationship about a month ago, we are both from San Jose, it was for some dumb ass reason. So I had this plan to bake her some pot brownies during the holidays in the hopes that I could get her to eat one with me, I never went through with the plan. Anyways am I sick in the head because I wanted to do that to her?

No, you are just horny.- nik



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