San Jose | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Sarah Goodrow

August 19, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lets just take a moment to appreciate this girls courage and self confidence. See ladies ? Doesn’t matter if you got a bulging stomach and no ass with some chicken legs! Wear that bathing suit! Why save up for a nose job? Let that honker shine on fact wear an out dated ” rockabilly” look so it pops out even more. Hahaha oh man. Making goodhoe famous I think this is number 4/5? Thanks brit for starting the haters club of this tall can drinking nasty snatchhoodrat . Lets all keep it going! Cera goodhoe , sara goodrow , sarah goodrow aka cera goodhoe .. love it



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Sarah Goodrow aka Cera Goohoe

August 13, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is crazy. I am warning you. Nastieststalker i have ever seen. This girl hasstalked my friend brittany for 4 years. She will lie and say brittany stalks her but that is not true. I have seen it myself. Sarah made at least 50 fake profiles writing herself to make it seem like brittany stalks her. She sucks so much dick and will not leave brittanys man alone when they only dated for like a week. She is desperate for attention. I will say she is a sloot, has all the time in the world to stalk but cant get a life. I am amused by her. Lets get the real story. Call me a rat. Idc she made a fake profile talking shit on brittany. Here i have screen shots.

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Bryce Rowe

August 7, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Bryce Rowe, straight out of Turlock, CA. I’m one of many that fell into the trap of dealing with this kids bullshit for just a little too long. He acts like a child, but watch out for his daddy issues. If anything reminds him of his father telling him he isn’t a man, he’ll flip his lid! His hair line is receding and he’s not even 25. He’s a compulsive liar, and if you catch him, he’ll cry all day until you feel bad. If you don’t show any sympathy though, you might get a broke rib, just like me! He will make sob stories to new girls he meets in hopes they will let him move in with them so he can get away from his parents, who he always ends up back with anyways. He hangs out with kids 5+ years younger than him, and has had trouble in the court system for hooking up with underage girls. He loves profiles like meetme, and hash tagging all his Instagram photos to gain more popularity since he thinks he has the most “beautiful eyes.” He also loves taking pictures with babies! Ladies, don’t let him use your kid for cute photos to find his new hookup. Gross. When I started dating him he was about 140 pounds, and by the end of it he had gained nearly 50 on top of it. He buys protein powder, but doesn’t even do the right exercise, yet still thinks he’s hot. He also thinks he’s some amazing music producer. HA. Please. Oh, and for the finishing touches, he also totally contracted something infection that is related to genital warts, is too lazy to use the medication, and doesn’t know how to properly clean his uncircumcised penis. All in all, he may have pretty blue eyes and seem sweet and innocent, but he’s far from it in every possible way.



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Relationship Ruiner

July 30, 2014 Salinas, San Jose 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: This bitch is name is Britney sandau, my boyfriends ex girlfriend, she keeps sending him pictures begging to get back together, she sits there on twitter all day just to talk shit about me, she is the most worthless home wrecking slut I have ever met, she’s so shady, not to mention she would hit him when she was mad. She showed up to a party and next thing you know I’m walking in on her and 3 other guys, none of them her boyfriend, shes lives in napa and claims to work at a vet and saves animals, she only answers the phone. She’s lame as fck and needs to be put down herself.



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Heather D Baker Caught Red Handed

July 28, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 28

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Heather Baker is a 38 year women from merced CA. I met her one day while i was visiting my families house. she was their neighbor. next thing you know we were dating then i moved in with her. She said hauled cattle for a living but I was once married to A girl who grew up on a dairy, so i knew she was lying when she would be gone for a week and yet come home without a scent of cow on her. not possible. this continued for a year until i called her out on it. we had a blowout but she stopped \”hauling cattle\” she told me she was layed off and i asked why she doesnt draw unemployment. we argued again. then that was it. until recently we broke up and i set up a video camera in the upstairs window of my parents house. i pointed it at her front door for 3 nights and due to her kids not living with her anymore because she drinks too much, she was able to bring the johns to her home. i confronted her about that and she said she had a couple one night stands. smhhhh! you tell me what you think. on the 4th day of our breakup she was already in another relationship. this guy is 25 years old. i am 30 and when i met her she was in a relationship at the time as well, yet i was unaware. shes been fucking everyone over that loves her and she needs to be exposed. she has 4 restraining orders for 4 guys. me and the three before me that has gotten close to the truth. she will be stopped. help me out if you know anything. i believe she used to meet johns on yahoo dating site and communicate through yahoo messenger. thanks



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Mother of the Year

July 21, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, should you? Look at the mother of the year in Roseville. The one & only her**n addict mother of three. Three baby daddy’s. first kid wants nothing to do with her and lives with the dad. Second kid lives with her brother and father is in prison.the third has alcohol fetus syndrome and she had in rehab and tried to trap the father. Thank god for the grand parents. She has OD’d numerous times and screws her drug dealer.. Who does her**n? White trash ? She is in her 30′s. no college education and lays on her back for a living. In this pic I got. She is wearing stolen bathing suis and has bruises from her drug dealer who beat her. One piece of work and the biggest shit talker. She has H** C from shooting up so wear condoms. Her files are public record. Look at all the 911 calls. Nik would you bang a woman that is lower than crawling under an ant?



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The Real Miss Hazel

July 17, 2014 San Jose 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hazel has gray and white hair. She is fake AF. The most disgusting cheap saline implants that she never cares for. Immediately after she got them she was braless. They are rippling too. She never posts herself without makeup. I was at the YMCA and I heard a manly voice. It was Hazel and of course, like the trashy hooker she is, she was flirting with an ugly fat guy working there. Chot No. 1 hires old bitches with gray hair and saggy rippled implants.



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Carissa Leone

July 9, 2014 Sacramento, San Jose 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Carissa Leone, if you don’t know her – consider yourself lucky. She’s one of those people that can’t seem to get out of the high school lifestyle – she rips off her”friends” and blames everything that goes wrong in her life on whoever is closest to her. She ran away from home and her parents didn’t even care. Her boyfriend Matt is one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever met and he knew what he was getting into when he met her. They’ve been together a little over a year and she’s cheated on him twice with two different guys, one of which is up on this site also – perfect match right? This girl seriously needs help, but she’ll never get it because her heads to far up everyone’s ass around her for her to work on herself. She brings others down so she can feel good about herself, and when she doesn’t get what she wants from you she shuts you out of her life I know from first hand experience. If you ever meet her don’t let her manipulative ways get into your head because she will turn on you the second you do or say something she doesn’t like. But hey, isn’t that how everyone in Reno is nowadays? So what do you think Nik?



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