Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I’m In Love With Her Revision

January 9, 2013 San Jose 41 9,325 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow, didn’t know I can send more info here… well pretty much i sent her a request on Facebook but no acceptance yet ;/…maybe she hasn\’t seen it. I took some pics from her Facebook that are \”real\”…so what do you think? should I message her or no chance.  Oh also noticed she had some pictures with a guy…. could be friend.

Stalking is not cool.- nik



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I’m In Love With Her

January 7, 2013 San Jose 31 9,641 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this chick from my sister, and she’s a model and goes to De Anza. But is it me or is she perfect. Anyone know her or could introduce her to me. I’ve never been infatuated this much. What do you think Nik? You think this girl is single or would even be interested in me. I model to but sh*t do I even have a chance.

I need to see real pictures.- nik



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Kat Mundis Is Insane

January 4, 2013 San Jose 3 7,433 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik this is “Kat” Mundis. Nik, she likes to get drugged up on morphine and p-whips any guy into doing whatever the hell she wants. summed up, shes a psycho who will suck anyones d***. she likes to talk a lot of shit and she is bat s*** crazy. my opinion is she needs to get the heck out of cali before the psych ward calls her in again for isolation. ps here is a pic of her mug shot. whaddaya think of her nik? and i would love the dirty army’s opinon as well.

Looks like a well conditioned horse.- nik



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Head Case Bethany

January 3, 2013 San Jose 67 6,018 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this filthy ass hoe here is Bethany Van Schaick. So lets start by saying that i met her while I was innocent, and her first instinct was to show me her journal… that had 2 pages full of all the guys shes had sexual encounters with, from what i can remember. also I havent mentioned that she was 16 at the time. After that her main goal for a full summer of 2009 was to get drunk with a bunch of random guys, which turned into her either stripping, fcking, giving a blowjob, or her just prostituting herself for a pack of stoges. She cheats on ALL her boyfriends and thinks its ok because ‘she was drunk’. This sleazebag walks around looking like she just got fcked hardcore, all the time. She smells like raunchy ass cheese all the time, infact its as if i can smell her nasty ass from where i am sitting at right now. Bethany will always be infamous for fcking half of san jose and her excuse is its in the past Im not a slut” but anyone with a dick will tell you differently. All it takes is to get her drunk, not even that two 40s and your dick is getting wet tonight regardless, she will even call it rape sometimes because shes a dumb scum who craves sympathy for thats what she feeds off of. She will even pretend shes drunk to fuk so that she has a pathetic excuse in the morning. Thats not even half, shes so pretentious and tries to cover up her insecurities by dying her hair odd colors, get new piercings, and wear 2 dollar hooker dramatic eyeshadow everyday. Bethany envy s every girl for whatever reason and has absolutely no girl friends because Im pretty sure everyone has caught on to her slootiness,she has double standards for every girl that she hates. IF you are a girl that becomes good friends with her and you are a virgin she will make sure to take you to somewhere where you are not willing to get fucked. Shes so grimey and Im VERY shocked that she hasnt been on here yet, so I will take the honors of warning every misguided idiot in san jose and all of the bay area of what she is really all about, dont go anywhere near this girls destroyed ass pssy for it has been endangerd several times. Your welcome bay area.

Looks like she has fleas (take out those piercings).- nik



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Half Blind Sloot

December 28, 2012 San Jose 138 7,269 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This disgusting poor souls name is Julia Will. She is the biggest shit talker in San Jose, and thinks shes hot stuff, shes all talk and has nothing to back her shit up. She threatens you by saying her fat fck cow of a sister will help beat you up with her, but in the end she bitches out anyway.Its all for the attention that her psycho mom failed to give her. Shes conceited as fck and really needs to be brought down a few notches. Julia gives blowjobs for free tattoos from random men that hit her up on facebook, honestly they never put effort because shes a broke ass wanabe scene cnt who cant afford her own tattooes. This girl take antidepressants like candy, hits on you, then when you turn her down she cusses you out and runs crying home. Shes so easy she will fck you regardless either that or try to rape you, since shes that desperate for the d. To top everything off she has a lazy eye that doesnt allow her to see and I’ve heard it affects her blowjob performances. Julia get over yourself you are a disgusting, crazy, fisheyed, slore! I would personally rather hack my dick off than go out with this crazy trick, men be aware for chubaca lurks San Jose and shes hungry for some dick.

Whats the point of these tats, to make you more un-employable.- nik



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Juan Caca

December 26, 2012 Salinas, San Jose 4 6,570 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Juan. This man smells like poop and no one likes him. He thinks hes a gangster but is really just a f*ck up, who’s parents can’t put up with. He tries to get girls by smoking and drinking but never does. Hes had one relationship with one girl who dumped him because his d*ck is too small. He’s a follower who cant do anything for himself and relies on his friends (who don’t like him because he smells like sh*t) to fight for him. He needs to shower, grow the f*ck up and re evaluate his life.

He looks conflicted.  Its OK to be gay..- nik



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