THE DIRTY ARMY: Saralyn and her fat ass, disgusting baby daddy Chris are one of the dumbest bitches of San Jose. Saralyn lost her first baby while pregnant because the dumb bitch was too caught up in the party scene to care that she was carrying a child. She then married that fat ass chipped tooth fcker Chris only because her parents forced them after finding out she was pregnant. They were going around telling everyone the reason why they got married was because she was “supposedly” going to *ie. They are such pathological liars. They believe all their fcken lies. They think they are so high class when the two dumb bitches are living with her parents in a townhouse because they cant afford to get their own place. They now have a son that they don’t even take care of. They leave the kid with her parents while they are still partying and going to the runs. Chris dead beat ass got his ass kicked at Sabor for talking shit and now has a chipped tooth. That’s what you get you dumb motherfuker when you and your lady talks shit about everyone! Chris even has a DUI that he cant even afford to pay off. And let me tell you, Saralyn likes to go on facebook talking shit about how other females are so ugly when the bitch looks like a fcken MAN. The bitch probably has a damn penis. She even has an instagram where she has FAKE ACCOUNTS liking her pictures because she signed up for gramh. A website you can gain a bundle of fake likes from fake accounts. Talk about desperate to be popular? Chris has 2 kids that he doesnt even take care of. Like father like son!! They are both known to be psychological insane and pathological liars.
Speaking of handouts, nice shirt.- nik