THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has some MAJOR self-esteem problems. All she does is talk and blog about makeup ALL the time. She walks into a UC Berkeley classroom with easily three thousand dollars worth of clothing and accessories. You can literally smell her lip gloss collection from two rows away! This girl is such a plastic. Her parents are probably both working two jobs just to support her habit. What do you think?

Rich and entitled while posing by a green ironing board…right…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Joe Montellano-Cirivilleri, and guess what? He got me pregnant. He probably won’t figure out who posted this, because he sticks his pencil-dick in any willing vagina. I had thought about keeping the baby, but I knew this losers life and knew he wouldn’t be able to help. He doesnt go to school, he doesnt have a car, he just works as a runner at BJ’s and uses his money to buy weed and alcohol. He doesn’t have any plans to move out of his Mother’s apartment, and will probably live there forever. Ladies, don’t go near this deadbeat. He will be forever alone, and will only have his Miller Lite to curl up next to and keep warm every night.

He’ll figure it out.  He may be willing, that doesn’t mean others are.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This douche bag, Trevor Hirsch, is the biggest tool I’ve met. He talks like he’s a black gangster, but acts like a preppy white boy who lives in Santa Clara. He does so many drugs all the time and has landed in the hospital for overdosing more than once. Trevor works has a piercing shop and continues to get gay ass piercings including a medusa, tear drop, and nipple piercing. He’s been cheating on his girlfriend for most of their relationship and she even knows he’s been sleeping around, but loves him too much to break up with him. He’s the biggest liar and makes up excuses to everyone, everytime he gets caught doing the wrong thing. He tells his girlfriend he wants to marry her and even has “i love you” tattooed on him in her handwriting, when he constantly flirts and sleeps with other girls and it k**ls her. On top of that, there are rumors hes only with his girlfriend for his well being because he was kicked out of his house and has been using her for a place to stay and her car to drive. If you ever meet this kid, don’t trust a word that comes out of his lying mouth. He tells everyone different stories and will make up stuff that will make him seem cool. Hes a cke addict with no future and no one should befriend this jerk.

Close-ups, beads and a greg pleaser = for the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This slut Kristen has been going around sleepin with other ladies’ bf’s. She only cares about herself and her needs. She is always at another rave trying to get on some guys jock. And if she sleeps with your man, her excuse is always “well he liked be better”. keep your man close!

Couldn’t afford a corset eh.- nik