THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to the bay area’s biggest drunk! You can find this little troll all over your local bars and clubs in sf and San Jose, or wherever you can supply this thirsty little hoe with some cheap alkie. You’ll see her either falling all over the place or falling onto some random dudes dick. Cynthia has no shame in her game so hop on this hoe train and you’ll get to explore the great wonders of her hairy ass chewbacca vag. Better yet date her! She’ll cheat on you like she has done to all her other boyfriends because even though she’s not a ginger she has no soul. She will act sweet as fuck to your face but the second you turn your back this bitch is more fake then a Kardashian, she’s off running her mouth. Cynthia is that typical annoying, has to be the center of attention kinda girl. She always talks about how she has so many haters and how successful she is in life. NEWSFLASH honey you got your degree but your still working at a supermarket and not doing shit with your life. You want to know why you go through so many friends and have so many “haters”? Its because no matter how many extensions you put in your hair or how much makeup you throw on your face, you’ll never be able to cover up what an insecure, jealous, shitty human being you are. Maybe this will be your wake up call, your actions say it all so stop being a cunt and try being a nice genuine person for once in your life. Like you always say haters gunna hate but bitch you always give people a reason too.
Looks like they crashed a lot of tables.- nik