Bay Areas Biggest Stalker


THE BAY AREAS BIGGEST STALKER

THE BAY AREAS BIGGEST STALKER

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK …let me just start off by saying this GHETTO ASS BITCH has been stalkimg me for the .last 2 years …the worst part about it is I don’t know this girl never met her in my life yet she continues to stalk ,me write blogs about me ,stalk mine and my friends Twitter pages ..we had to go as far as blocking our pages ..she’s a bum b**** from red wood city living in Oakland ca. She fcks nasty black hood dudes that have full blown aids and she doesnt care…she has a messed up eye so she wears sun glasses iny every single photo she has ever taken ….even to night clubs its about to be 2012 where they do that at …she’s mad multiple Twitter pages about me and even blogs ,she thinks she’s slick but this high school drop out got figured out right away ..if is like to look at her Twitter here it is ..but she has no pictures bc she’s an UGLY MISERABLE BITCH WHO WILL ALWAYS BE A BEHIND THE SCENES STALKER HERE SHE GOES [] NIK please tell her to get a life and stop stalking mine.

We can all tell your a noodle, even with those glasses.- nik

SJ’s Finest Club Rat


Sj's Finest Club Rat

Sj's Finest Club Rat

Sj's Finest Club Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sk*nk Leanne Godoy is the biggest h*e & club rat in San Jose. She’s f*cked pretty much EVERY GUY in SJ, has a kid she can’t take care of, and yet still is the most conceited person who thinks she is the sh*t. She is always taking pictures of herself in a bra and posting it up on facebook! UM, can you say nasty? It’s almost funny how hot she THINKS she is. She needs a reality check! Would you Nik?

Answer: NO, whats with all these chicks shaving a portion of their head.  It doesn’t make you look skinny!

Slore Of San Jose


Slore of San Ho

Slore of San Ho

Slore of San Ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this rat Samantha Lewis has been a major sloot since she was about eleven years old. The list of guys she’s slept with is endless, she’s the town bicycle. Always having to move locations, jobs, schools because everyone hates her. She thinks it’s cute to talk about how she’s ghetto and smokes meth and ‘f*cks girls up.’ She also likes to brag about how she’s a ‘model’ because some perverts took some mediocre shots or her before she got knocked up. Honey, when your that willing to take your clothes off, gross old men will take pictures of your butthole. Apparently people saw her out partying in whore outfits while she was pregnant. She has absolutely no brain cells, just legs she wont stop spreading. She takes pride in playing the dumb blonde role. About the only entertainment she offers is her stupidity. She’s a batsh*t crazy b*tch who’s pathetic personality is entirely fabricated. She will sleep with your boyfriend and then threaten you after the fact when you confront her. Ruining relationships gives her some weird twisted pleasure. For some reason she thinks everyone is ‘sooo jealous’ of her nasty busted *ss. I guess she’s blind to the fact that she’s just a white trash joke. She hangs out with a gang of wh*res, including a porn star who’s been posted on here already. She once posted to her facebook, a ‘radio interview’ video of herself talking about how she loves giving blowjobs and swallowing. CLASSY BROAD.

She has a lot of shoulder to grow into, you will regret sleeping with her. Trust.- nik

We Need Your Help Jolly Saint Nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Whats up Nik, Merry Christmas to your fam.  I have been loyal to the site for some time now and always wondered who I would eventually submit. Well here it is, we need help.  My son races bmx bikes at Santa Clara PAL bmx and I saw one of the other parents posted on fb about her sons present getting jacked from their porch 2 days before Christmas.  She didnt know that they had cameras on the property.  Here is a still frame from one of the cameras.  We need your help Jolly Saint Nik, put this cow on blast from San Jose before she ruins anymore kids holidays.

Stealing Christmas presents is the lowest of the low. Anybody know who this thief is?- nik

Bloody Whore


Bloody Whore

Bloody Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl Zaida Haniff is a 4’5 feet full of dirty! She was at some party, followed my best friends ex boyfriend around and when he went to go use the restroom she waited by the door till he was done, pushed him back in the restroom, gave him head while he was taking a shit and the bitch forgot she was on her period and fcked him getting blood all over the bathroom and his cloths. Grime? That’s not even all of it, after he was done with the twat, he’s boy wanted something easy and fcked her the same night within the same hour also getting blood every where! When he was done and sat on the couch she was full of sweat leaving a puddle of blood when she got up! She claims that he “popped” her cherry but wouldn’t you have to be a virgin to have your cherry popped? Well she’s has a history full of guys! She has aids now and currently still a slut bag. While her boyfriends out cheating she’s giving head to guys in the school bathroom. My guess is being in the bathroom turns her on? Well Nik what’s your take her?

You shoulda applied your poor photoshop skills to the bottom pic, not the top.- nik

California Dime Piece


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alrighty, I’ve submitted a handful of celebrities to you in the past few years and I’ve gotten close to finding your type, but no actual cigar yet.  So I decided I am going to switch things up and submit one of my college friends!  She’s smart, funny and beautiful (not that you particularly care about intellectual aspects but whatev!)  She did her first two years of undergrad at Cal-Poly San Luis Obispo and finished the remainder at NYU, graduating this past spring.  She reminds me a tad of your wifey so I think I have a pretty solid submittal this time….what’s your ultimatum?

Are we talking about the same nose? I rather have a beer with her brunette friend rocking a perm.- nik

Past 30 You Need To Give Up The Singing Dream


This dirty wannabe singer J-Lo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty ass conniving b*tch will ask you for favors and take from you. Don’t leave her alone with your expensive equipment, she will trade it like crack for weed. She tries to pass herself off as this single mother trying to make it as a singer but this b*tch is crooked, neglects her son, uses people and is a downright dirty Ho. She f*cks all the rappers or wannabe rappers she collaborates with and when she’s doing that dirty biz thinking she’s making a name for herself, she leaves her son unwatched in the care of anybody around who really don’t care! Hella sad… She’s 30 and she thinks she still has a chance. Suryil get over yourself… You are exactly what your  name says FAKE ASS B*TCH! Suryil is as real as surreal sh*t… Fake as hell!

Tryout for X-Factor.- nik

Looks Can Be Deceiving


Is he gay?

Is he gay?

Is he gay?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, get a load of this guy, but don’t let his looks deceive you! This *sshole’s name is Joesph Pisacane, and he’s a walking DRD. He uses his looks, “talent”, and dumb personality to get what he wants, usually it’s some girl to f*ck. Yes, he’s “that guy” who carries his guitar case around campus. The guy brags constantly about how many theater productions in high school that he’s starred in, and if not that, about how annoyed and over he is about his band A Yawn Worth Yelling. He usually spends his time posting narcissistic pictures of himself on his instagram and bragging about how expensive his clothes are (true story). I would comment on his stupid hipster appearance and the fact that he screwed some chick to get a job at American Apparel, but I think the pictures speak for themselves. Anyways, as much as he is known around San Jose as the guy who f*cks over b*tches for a living, my friends and I have always had a stipulation that he’s gay. What do you think Nik?

There is nothing deceiving about his looks, he is definitely Forgy.- nik 

Shes Grade A


She's Grade A!

She's Grade A!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Reylina Medes. I’ve had a crush on her since middle school. I think she is the definition of perfection! I’ve always wish I was her & wanted to do her. We made out once but I don’t remember it..thanks to booze. Tell me Nik, WOULD YOU?

The width of her nose is almost as bad as her rack.- nik 

Saggy Sam


SAGGY SAM

SAGGY SAM

SAGGY SAM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Samantha Naughten. She is a dirty c*m dumpster whore from San Jose, Ca. She goes to parties and gets stupid sloppy drunk about every weekend with all her other sl*t bag friends. She will f*ck just about anything that breathes and is the fakest rudest b*tch you’ll ever meet. All she knows how to do is suck d*ck and talk sh*t. I saw her sh*t her pants at a party once! LOL. She thinks she’s hot sh*t but really her tits sag to her knees. And her nose looks like Wilbur from charlotte’s web. So whats your take on this empty headed prostitute, Nik?

I’m not sure if anyone would actually pay to bang her.- nik