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BJin Carpinteria

October 2, 2014 Santa Barbara 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Bob is back in court for abusing his wife. But what is worse is that he owns a dog named Toby and leaves this 6 month old puppy cooped up in a tiny apartment for 14 hours a day. Then when he comes home if the dog made any poo poo it pee pee he picks up the dig and throws him against the wall

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These Girls On Instagram Are Not Models

October 1, 2014 Santa Barbara, The Dirty 301


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please do the world a favor and explain to all these desperate girls what a REAL model is. I’m going to quit FB and Instagram if someone doesnt clarify to these short Mexicans with Cesarian scars that YOU ARE NOT models! Nobody’s buying what your selling for f*cks sake!

1. Instagram is not an agency and your face is not impressing anyone.

2. Modeling is a job. That pays money. Car shows and bars don’t count, they will literally accept a cyclops.

3. You are not tall. Or young. Or white. Or attractive. F*ck off. We would rather see your dinner or your cat.

4. We can tell that you photoshopped your pic and painted on your face.You’re a f*cking iguana in real life!

5. Models are in publications and runway shows. No one gives a f*ck that your friend is photographing your ass!

Well said.- nik

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Posoz Manslore

August 28, 2014 Santa Barbara 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: MAN HO in the 805 Zimiri Noe Posoz. He is a dead beat dad woman abuser and will fck anything that walks. He claims to be a photographer to get in girld pants he is nasty n an evil person he beats women he is also knownas a snitch and rumored to have raped a girl.

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Loose Lucy Aragon

August 27, 2014 Santa Barbara 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Lucy Aragon , gives free handjobs within hours of meeting ppl , schemes and steals her besties man .. shes gross .. stay away from this slore

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Accused Killer Nicolas Holzer Admits To Killing His Family

August 13, 2014 Dirty Mugshots, Santa Barbara, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Tuesday this guy Nicolas Holzer stabbed to death his elderly father, then killed his two young sons, his mother and finally the family dog. He then calmly called police to the home on California’s Central Coast and told detectives the killings were his destiny.  It is insane how crazy some people are.  Everyone said he seemed pretty normal and no one saw this type of insanity from him.

You can tell by his ears Nicolas Holzer is a murderer.- nik

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Elliot Rodgers Had An Amazing Life

May 24, 2014 Hollywood, Santa Barbara, The Dirty, UCSB 303


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why girls wouldn’t have sex with Elliot Rodgers? Yeah, he’s a little creepy but the dude had money. What girl wouldn’t sleep with this kid just for his pockets? I feel like Elliot didn’t apply himself properly and now people are dead. What a shame.

My heart goes out to all the victims of this tragedy. I blame the Hunger Games.- nik

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Elliot Rodger’s Retribution YouTube Video Linked To College Shootings

May 24, 2014 Santa Barbara, The Dirty, UCSB 375

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a young man who posted a chilling YouTube message declaring his intent to take revenge on the world for his own sexual rejection may be involved in the shooting death of six people near the University of California. In the video entitled “Elliot Rodger’s retribution”, the young man describes his loneliness and rage, saying, “girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men but never to me”. “Girls, all I’ve ever wanted was to love you and to be loved by you. I’ve wanted sex. I’ve wanted love, affection, adoration. You think I’m unworthy of it. That’s a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can’t have you girls, I will destroy you. “This is my last video, it all has to come to this. Tomorrow I will have my revenge against humanity, against all of you.” He says that although he is 22 he has never even been kissed or had sex. Police at a press conference said the video would “appear to be connected” to the shooting. The shooting began at around 9.30pm near a Santa Barbara college campus. Within a few minutes seven people, including the suspect, were dead and another seven wounded. Police say the suspect sprayed gunfire from his black BMW and exchanged shots with officers twice before the car crashed. The suspect was found dead with a gunshot wound to the head, although it is not yet known if it was self-inflicted. A semi-automatic handgun was recovered from the scene. The shootings occurred at several sites, resulting in nine crime scenes.

Can a brother just get laid?- nik

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How’s My ITG

May 4, 2014 Santa Barbara, The Dirty 109

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been dieting and working out for months now! So tell me, is it paying off?

Yes, keep up the good work and grow out your bangs.- nik

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