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Chicos Fattest Dbag
Posted in Chico State, Santa Monica | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is ANDY De***. He attends Chico State. He is your definition of a TOOL. Wait, actually a tool is a nice word cause that would mean he had to get action from the opposite sex, which clearly is not the case. He LOVES guys. He would f*ck any guy straight in the assh*le if he was a 49’s FAN! It makes perfect sense for him to be in Theta Chi since its the Fraternity for TOOLS like him. What a DBAG. NOW, all these guys “his gay lovers” will comment trying to stick up for this f*g but in reality, they just don’t want lose his dick up there asses. Time to get off those STEROIDS Andy, and try hitting the gym!
I can see this guy trying to lure girls back to his place by offering to buy pizza…thats why he still cuddles up with his frat buddies.- nik
A Couple Of Geigh Lourdes
Posted in Santa Monica | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve seen these two walking up and down Wilshire Blvd together multiple times. Do you think they’re in a relationship?
I think they help put each others shorts on every morning.- nik
Blonde Bombshell
Posted in Santa Monica, The Dirty, Would You? | February 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just chiming in here to let you know I stumbled across this blonde bombshell from Santa Barbara who is in my opinion one of the most smokin’ babes I’ve come across in my college career. Not only does she have a perfect body but an ass to back it up. Only problem is she hangs out with a bunch of douche jersey shore fist pumpers of the west coast like you see in the photos. Anyways just thought I’d give you a taste of the college life again! You’ll probably say that she needs some +2’s like every other chick on here but hey, I just had to ask Nik, Would you?
Answer: No, here face is bird like and her stomach was built for stretch marks. She is a scam.
Pillsbury Dough Girl
Posted in Santa Monica | January 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Is Lauren S, a real class act, she spends her free time looking for the latest trends at walmart and salvation army, she spends the rest of her time on sugardaddy hoping that some old man will feel sorry for her and take care of her so she never has to get an education or a job, shes the typical fat stoner lazy beer belly bitch that treats everyone else bad so she can feel better about herself, we all hope you get the trailer you deserve one day lauren!
She is gunna end up in vegas smokin and playing slots all day…she has that look.- nik
Mr. Popular Nick Malibu
Posted in Chicago, Dirty TV, Los Angeles, Santa Monica, The Dirty | January 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is mr Nick Malibu..He is that super gay guy with that nasty deep monotone retard sounding voice who thinks he is some big time youtube blogger. I put the link to his video just incase you forgot. This guy is retarded, he claims to be gay one day then not gay the next, he gets mad when people automatically assume he is gay or retarded. Nik, Nick here is proud to be on the dirty, he thinks it is making him more famous when really were just laughing at him..Nik seriously whats wrong with some people, and whats wrong with this heart throbes hair.
You are just a hater. Nick Malibu is going to make it! He is going to run LA and become the next Celine Dion. I got your back Mali-boo.- nik
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Do You Wear Dickies
Posted in Hollywood, Santa Monica | January 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS GIRL IS SOOO SKANKY SHE IS A WANNA BE BRO H*E AND IS A B*TCH! SHES UGLY AS F*CK AND SHE THINK SHES HOT SH*T, EVEN THOUGH HER BEST FRIEND IS 15 YEARS OLD, AND SHES 21!!! HER BOYFRIEND IS THIS SCRAWNY KID WHO THINKS HE CAN KICK ANYONES ASS! AND HER BOOBS ARE TOTALLY FAKE, EVEN THOUGH SHE CLAIMS THEIR REAL, I GOT THE DIRT FROM HER FRIEND THAT SHE GOT A BOOB JOB WHEN SHE WAS A SENIOR IN HIGHSCHOOL! HER BEST FRIEND IS THE OTHER GIRL IN THE PICTURE.
Can you say poster child of Santa Monica. Just another clone with longer finger nails.- nik
Playmate From Santa Monica
Posted in Santa Monica, The Dirty | December 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle, she is a recent graduate of Cal Poly Pomona, in Los Angelos. She claims she doesn’t go out much, but I have to disagree. She also claims she is conservative, again I have to disagree. She was also a playmate, and I want to know how. So, Nik do you think she deserve to be a playmate?
It doesn’t matter what I think… anybody can be in Playboy these days. It is not based on looks or blow jobs skills anymore.- nik
Sexy Girl
Posted in Santa Monica, Would You? | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl can be a b*tch to absolutely anyone without any hard feelings and will never look back on her actions. its probably one of the coolest things ive seen in a chick. even though she thinks shes hot sh*t i still would.
Answer: No, she is completely fake, and I hate her body almost as much as her forehead wrinkles.
The White Russian
Posted in Santa Monica, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | December 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I saw this photo pop up on the Facebook and couldn’t help myself. One of the girls commented on the photo and said “Scissor gang mafia!” The blonde chick is a c*ke head stripper that looks like a 12 year old boy and that thinks she’s a model. She is rumored to have given a girl an eightball as a 21st birthday gift in front of the girl’s family, and then kept trying to get her to come to some photo or video shoot after… i think we all know what that means. Its pretty clear that this is Fake SGM, but I think they need to hear it from the man himself. So, Real or Fake SGM and why?
Young Carrot Top is the man! Hanging out with 3.8736682 Fake SGM b*tches.- nik
Beautiful
Posted in Santa Monica, Would You? | December 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, come on. this is Kiley, you have to think she is absolutely stunning. I think I found a new mrs. Richie!.
No you didn’t..she is small, has no hips, has a face of a man and worst of all a bum chin.- nik
