What All Women Should Be

July 7, 2010 Los Angeles, Santa Monica 22

What all women should be

What all women should be

What all women should be

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here’s Erin. 19yr old from Camarillo, CA. She is the trifecta of a woman. A “model”, a “cosmetology student”, and a Christian. Even with photos like these she still claims she loves Jesus more than life. I don’t even need to say anything else. I’ll leave the comments about her modeling career to you and the DA.

So every girl should be addicted to drugs, scared of the sun and suffer from SPD (Scotty Pippen Disease), I’m gunna have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one.- nik



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These Girls Are Majoring In “I Want To Be Famous”

June 25, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Santa Monica, The Dirty 13

Black Athletes Love White Women Ron Artest

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, these girls are 8 year college students at long beach state, majoring in “I wanna be famous.” They go to all the LA nightclubs to be spotted with celebs hoping to be discovered. Here they are with Ron Artest after the Laker victory at Drais in Los Angeles.

I think the Lakers need to trade Ron Artest… he served his purpose already and everyone knows he will be useless next season.- nik



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Erin Brockovich’s Daughter Is Hot… In Her Mind

May 17, 2010 Hollywood, Santa Monica, The Dirty 33

She's hot!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Elizabeth, the daughter of Erin Brockovich. She’s one of the biggest sl*ts I know, and she’s just a disgusting individual. We used to be best friends, but we had a falling out. She lies, cheats, steals, and thinks she’s the sh*t (because her mom had a movie made about her). She works at a drug rehab facility called Visions in Malibu that she’s been admitted to twice. She obviously hasn’t learned anything because she gets wasted all the time, and doesn’t see the hypocrisy. If I were the parents of the kids at this facility, I would ask for my money back, and put her ass back in there. She has serious issues. Oh, and she’s a model too.

She kind of looks like Heidi Montag (in the ginsu chin) before all her plastic surgeries.  Also, is it just me or does ever chick that comes out of rehab turn into a lesbian?- nik



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Would You Nik? Nothing Is Wrong With Her

May 14, 2010 Santa Monica, UCSB, Would You? 30

Would You Nik? Nothing is wrong with her!

Would You Nik? Nothing is wrong with her!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is my friend Riley at Cal Poly, I can’t think of anything wrong and guys love her! I want to see what you have to say. Would you?

Answer: No, nostrils hang too low, the right side of her face wrinkles, a little chubby and I’m sure her body is weak.



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I’m So Curious

May 11, 2010 Dirty Cheerleaders, Santa Monica 6

I'm sooo curious !!!

I'm sooo curious !!!

I'm sooo curious !!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay so Nik I’ve been on your site daily for sometime now and I adore it ! I’m just so intrigued as to how you might critique me…. also know as “cutting me up” :) hahaha I can take it :) Just love your humor. I’m a swedish chick whose a very petite 5’2″ and 95lbs soaking wet… I don’t have +2′s or a nose job but I hoped despite those fake things I maybe had a chance at some nice comments from the dirty army :) None of my pics are airbrushed..don’t believe in it :) However you might think different :) thanks!

Answer: No, Your right eye looks lazy and your wide face and small chin don’t match.  This is something your husband had to learn to love.



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Beautiful Katarina

May 6, 2010 Santa Monica, Would You? 8

Beautiful Katarina

Beautiful Katarina

Beautiful Katarina

THE DIRTY ARMY: She’s blonde, beautiful, and hot. Does Katarina get the Nik Richie approval??? There’s NO WAY you’d deny this girl. .

Yes there is she looks like a man…photoshop is the only reason you don’t think its a shim.- nik



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He Had A Girlfriend The Whole Time

May 5, 2010 Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCSB 54

You dirty couple Ryan and Alley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this couple is a complete sham. My name is Alex and while he was dating this girl Alley K*bant I was totally doing him! We met at one of his basketball games! Ryan A you are a scum bag you said you werent dating anyone ! I absolutely hate you. I only found out that he had a girlfriend when one of his friends let it slip because I saw him at one of his games with this girl. Come to find out that they have been dating for a year. We were together for six months of that time. I feel so dirty I would have never gone out with him if I knew he had a girlfriend but seriously shes really fat and ugly wtf nik? So the best part of this all is that I found out I have an DRD and guess what he probably does to and now his fat ugly gf will to since he went home to visit her hahahaha f*ck both of you and Ryan stop calling me and texting me I dont want anything to do with your sorry *ss!

Ryan is probably keeping the green monster around for marriage purposes and just using you sexually since he cannot let go.  Also, you can tell by the look in his eyes that there are more girls.  He has “Speed Eyes” which is caused by massive amounts of Facebook chatting with random strange.- nik



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Caption Of The Day

April 29, 2010 Caption of the Day, Santa Monica, The Dirty 20

classiest kid in iv

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. Cheap Vodka? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: The Fat Man

It’s the Great Wall of Vagina.



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