THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so a couple weeks ago we went to this party and a whole shit fest went down. We met Alexander outside on the balcony and he seemed so innocent and sweet! He moved here from Alabama I think 2 years ago and had the cute accent that made us want to give him a hug. We were so wrong. Behind those innocent eyes and accent was a cruel intentions bitch. Ok so my friend who shall remain nameless might have made out with Alexander’s really good friends boyfriend a few weeks ago at EDC. Alexander’s friend Amanda apparently enlisted Alexander’s help to bring chaos to my friends life. Everyone already had the idea that my friends boyfriend might have experimented with guys in the past but no one had any proof. I thought he was just metro and sensitive. I was so wrong. As the night went on we all got pretty drunk. Alexander kept talking to my friends boyfriend but she told me they were bonding over scuba diving stories. next thing i know I am watching my friends boyfriend sticking his tongue down Alexander’s throat!! A full on make out session in the bathroom!!! My friend starts freaking out and screaming at her boyfriend and Alexander (I can’t repeat what she said). Thats when we all got the biggest shock! Alexander the gay slut smiles and looks at my friend and said ” Doesn’t feel good when your boyfriend makes out with someone else, does it? Best regards from Amanda.” He then calmly walks out and leaves with a friend laughing and screaming “Mission accomplished.” Karma is a bitch. I guess evil really does come in all forms.
I’m confused.- nik