Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Would You With This Beauty

March 12, 2013 Santa Monica, The Dirty, Would You? 50 81,360 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I love trying to find girls you would say yes to. I think I may have found one. I don’t know anything about her! I just saw her on some photographers page. Her lips are amazing, cheeks are cute, and her eyes are gorgeous! Let’s get to it… Would you?!

Answer:  No, not even close.  Her head is not a hard sell for me.  I need to see more than a dominant nose.  She looks like the type that would make you take shower twice a day because she has power nostrils.- nik



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Ruth Melinda and the Bandwagon of Sloota

February 21, 2013 Hawaii, Newport, Santa Monica 8 5,915 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Ruth Melinda Lopez…a hall of famer here on the dirty… Seems like she just keeps getting publicity after blowing old men for money. She is a stripper, prostitute, escort, whore who poses like a real estate professional. That girl hasn’t seem real estate paperwork since she lived in West Covina. Her full time profession of 13 years has been and still is stripper. This girl has an appetite for rich men, or just dick in general. She will go into any bar and walk out with a one night stand, claim she never met the guy the next day. She is a compulsive liar, and her double life needs to end. She is currently dating a poor soul who is 22 and has no idea she has ! Her gang skanks is no better, birds of a feather… this girl Bre is a whore who sleeps with old men for their money.,.. is a desperate pathetic loser desperate for attention. From going topless in public to posting pictures of lesbian escapades with Melinda… the spawn of a crackhead parent…No Mormon girl there!

Sloots??? I see one girl and a lotta guys.- nik



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Samantha Rae Castillo

February 5, 2013 Reno, Santa Monica 13 5,722 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This skank is no stranger to the Dirty. She is one of the most stupidest little girl I have ever met. I mean like, get real! She knows nothing about being real and when I said “little girl” I lied, she is a big girl. a big fatty McFat girl. Slow down on those munchies girl! You about to be a whale! this bitch gave her boyfriend Carlos. (guy in the pic)  in the form of w**s. This is a FAKE and a lying ass cunt! Whatever story she has to tell you about her pass is bullshit and twisted. whatever sad story Samm Rae has to tell you about her life and her mom and how hard her fcking life is, is pathetic. You aint the only one with a sad story bitch! get over yourself! you move to cali like your some bad ass bitch and you’ve been through shit. Get you dumb ass outta here and go back to reno ya dumb slut. You aint got shit on anything! see this sexy dumb hoe on YouGotPosted her nudes are all over. Feelin sorry for you Clos! That bitch already sucked sum dick behind your back! A whore will always be a whore

You should follow suit with your friend and wear a 1-piece.- nik



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USC Delta Gamma’s Hottest

February 4, 2013 Dirty Greeks, Santa Monica, USC 5 7,187 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chicks name is Becky Moine. She is a Delta Gamma here at USC. She thinks shes the hottest thing walking on campus and although she is really hot she is the biggest sl*t! Some of her “sisters” from her sorority told me a bunch of sh*t on her so I thought I’d put her on blast. When she was pledging her freshman year she had a foursome with 4 guys from Lambda Chi to get initiated. It was watched over by her “big sister”. Lets just say this tan loves and craves it in her starfish.

She smells like…- nik



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Manly Mandy

January 31, 2013 Santa Monica 1 8,297 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik here is Mandy Blume. One of the many lovely hooters girls. I know her chin may be a little JayLeno, but how are you feeling about this girl? She is blonde just like you like.

Not a fan of gymnasts.- nik



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Miss Kiss

January 18, 2013 Manchester, Santa Monica 0 8,859 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is kattrina kiss , been fcking her lately but i have my suspicions she fck around alot she says shes a good girl but shes way to freaky and good in the sack!!!! would you ?

Answer: No, her lack of hips makes her look like a man + big birds a little alarming.



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