Santa Monica | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Ruth Melinda and the Bandwagon of Sloota

February 21, 2013 Hawaii, Newport, Santa Monica 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Ruth Melinda Lopez…a hall of famer here on the dirty… Seems like she just keeps getting publicity after blowing old men for money. She is a stripper, prostitute, escort, whore who poses like a real estate professional. That girl hasn’t seem real estate paperwork since she lived in West Covina. Her full time profession of 13 years has been and still is stripper. This girl has an appetite for rich men, or just dick in general. She will go into any bar and walk out with a one night stand, claim she never met the guy the next day. She is a compulsive liar, and her double life needs to end. She is currently dating a poor soul who is 22 and has no idea she has ! Her gang skanks is no better, birds of a feather… this girl Bre is a whore who sleeps with old men for their money.,.. is a desperate pathetic loser desperate for attention. From going topless in public to posting pictures of lesbian escapades with Melinda… the spawn of a crackhead parent…No Mormon girl there!

Sloots??? I see one girl and a lotta guys.- nik

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Samantha Rae Castillo

February 5, 2013 Reno, Santa Monica 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This skank is no stranger to the Dirty. She is one of the most stupidest little girl I have ever met. I mean like, get real! She knows nothing about being real and when I said “little girl” I lied, she is a big girl. a big fatty McFat girl. Slow down on those munchies girl! You about to be a whale! this bitch gave her boyfriend Carlos. (guy in the pic)  in the form of w**s. This is a FAKE and a lying ass cunt! Whatever story she has to tell you about her pass is bullshit and twisted. whatever sad story Samm Rae has to tell you about her life and her mom and how hard her fcking life is, is pathetic. You aint the only one with a sad story bitch! get over yourself! you move to cali like your some bad ass bitch and you’ve been through shit. Get you dumb ass outta here and go back to reno ya dumb slut. You aint got shit on anything! see this sexy dumb hoe on YouGotPosted her nudes are all over. Feelin sorry for you Clos! That bitch already sucked sum dick behind your back! A whore will always be a whore

You should follow suit with your friend and wear a 1-piece.- nik

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USC Delta Gamma’s Hottest

February 4, 2013 Dirty Greeks, Santa Monica, USC 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chicks name is Becky Moine. She is a Delta Gamma here at USC. She thinks shes the hottest thing walking on campus and although she is really hot she is the biggest sl*t! Some of her “sisters” from her sorority told me a bunch of sh*t on her so I thought I’d put her on blast. When she was pledging her freshman year she had a foursome with 4 guys from Lambda Chi to get initiated. It was watched over by her “big sister”. Lets just say this tan loves and craves it in her starfish.

She smells like…- nik

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Manly Mandy

January 31, 2013 Santa Monica 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik here is Mandy Blume. One of the many lovely hooters girls. I know her chin may be a little JayLeno, but how are you feeling about this girl? She is blonde just like you like.

Not a fan of gymnasts.- nik

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Miss Kiss

January 18, 2013 Manchester, Santa Monica 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is kattrina kiss , been fcking her lately but i have my suspicions she fck around alot she says shes a good girl but shes way to freaky and good in the sack!!!! would you ?

Answer: No, her lack of hips makes her look like a man + big birds a little alarming.

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We Are Getting Tired Of Dominique Zimmerman

January 8, 2013 Hollywood, Santa Monica, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dominique Zimmerman and this piece of trash hangs with “famous aspiring” dancers. She has wiggled her silicone ass into a circle of friends like Tabitha “barf” Taylor and is trying to get in the limelight. After all the plastic surgeries, implant etc, she is now known as “Krusty the rubber Clown”. She has a boyfriend, poor guy, if he only knew how her butt was getting reamed when he goes away on “business” trips. Poor moron is one step up from a janitor. She has been seen with Scooby Snack…..ENOUGH said.

She looks Asian to me… maybe it’s the stretch from the horizontal face lift.- nik

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Turkish Babe

December 18, 2012 Los Angeles, Santa Monica 152

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eda Arapaslan, she’s a Turkish babe who lives with a douchebag in Culver City. Eventhough she has the looks of a sweet girl, the only problem is she likes to talk a lot. I would totally f**k her anytime, if it weren’t for that douche named Eray she lives with. What do you think Nik? Would you?

Answer: No, that arm shows age (not dirt or browing from the camera)

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Nasty Coniving Ashley Rodgers

December 5, 2012 Dirty Cheerleaders, Santa Monica 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley Rodgers. Coniving, ugly, fat, untalented shrek looking slut. Saggyest pair of tits you will ever see on a girl. under the age of 60. Overweight. Looks as if she already had a couple kids. Cant stop eating. WITCHES WART on her nose. Received special grant from the state to pay for her cosmetology school by being SPECIAL ED in high school. Struggles with hairstyling profession. Works at Supercuts. Many client complaints with hair results, As seen in picture, horrible brassy coloring, and tremendous amount of roots showing. This ugly fat slut meets her long time love and heartbreak, now an ex, at a party while he had a girlfriend. Sucks his dick behind a REFRIGERATOR. comes out from behind fridge with dust bunnies in hair and face. Gets cheated on their whole relationship, just behind different assortments of furnitures. karma is a bitch! Later on after getting dumped for her even fatter, boring best friend. Still currently occasionally shows up to her ex’s work wasted like the trash she is, yelling profanity and throwing punches at him. This is what you call a desperate obssessed stalker. Watch out for SHREK trudging through santa clarita!

Flap jack gap!- nik

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