THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dominique Zimmerman and this piece of trash hangs with “famous aspiring” dancers. She has wiggled her silicone ass into a circle of friends like Tabitha “barf” Taylor and is trying to get in the limelight. After all the plastic surgeries, implant etc, she is now known as “Krusty the rubber Clown”. She has a boyfriend, poor guy, if he only knew how her butt was getting reamed when he goes away on “business” trips. Poor moron is one step up from a janitor. She has been seen with Scooby Snack…..ENOUGH said.

She looks Asian to me… maybe it’s the stretch from the horizontal face lift.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eda Arapaslan, she’s a Turkish babe who lives with a douchebag in Culver City. Eventhough she has the looks of a sweet girl, the only problem is she likes to talk a lot. I would totally f**k her anytime, if it weren’t for that douche named Eray she lives with. What do you think Nik? Would you?

Answer: No, that arm shows age (not dirt or browing from the camera)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley Rodgers. Coniving, ugly, fat, untalented shrek looking slut. Saggyest pair of tits you will ever see on a girl. under the age of 60. Overweight. Looks as if she already had a couple kids. Cant stop eating. WITCHES WART on her nose. Received special grant from the state to pay for her cosmetology school by being SPECIAL ED in high school. Struggles with hairstyling profession. Works at Supercuts. Many client complaints with hair results, As seen in picture, horrible brassy coloring, and tremendous amount of roots showing. This ugly fat slut meets her long time love and heartbreak, now an ex, at a party while he had a girlfriend. Sucks his dick behind a REFRIGERATOR. comes out from behind fridge with dust bunnies in hair and face. Gets cheated on their whole relationship, just behind different assortments of furnitures. karma is a bitch! Later on after getting dumped for her even fatter, boring best friend. Still currently occasionally shows up to her ex’s work wasted like the trash she is, yelling profanity and throwing punches at him. This is what you call a desperate obssessed stalker. Watch out for SHREK trudging through santa clarita!

Flap jack gap!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cody Kennedy. She is the biggest star fcker in Hollywood. She is trying to live up to the fame of her older sister Cory Kennedy. She will bang and try to date anyone that will get her noticed. This girl started off with Gene Simmons son, Nick to get her fame started, so she could be on their reality show. After they broke up she has gone through a ton of stars to try and be noticed publicly, and will even leak her own photos with them online. To name a few : Topher Grace, Chris D’Elia, Tyson Ritter (All American Rejects). This girl needs to know that in Hollywood it’s who you know, not who you blow!

Surprised she hasn’t submitted herself on here yet.  maybe she just did since most of this post was about herself…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bethany Gerber, Blake Griffin’s main chick that he basically hides from the public. They met in college at University of Oklahoma and even after he got drafted into the NBA they still talk in which he took her on vacation this summer with his brother and his brother’s wife, couples getaway. Bethany won Miss Kansas in 2010. I just want to say I DON”T GET IT! Blake is a superstar, it literally looks like the King of Dunks dunked on her face. Please explain and give your thoughts on her.

He can do way better than Bethany. Why do the Clippers always settle for no name sophomore type girlfriends. You guys play in LA… act like it.- nik