Santa Monica | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Does Anyone Know This Circus Freak

November 26, 2012 Hollywood, Santa Monica 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this guy will not stop stalking me yet I still have no clue what his name is, Does anybody have any clue? I think he lives in the Santa Monica/ Hollywood area.

Please someone send in some more dirt.  This guy has DC written all over him.- nik



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Cody Kennedy

November 26, 2012 Santa Monica, USC 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cody Kennedy. She is the biggest star fcker in Hollywood. She is trying to live up to the fame of her older sister Cory Kennedy. She will bang and try to date anyone that will get her noticed. This girl started off with Gene Simmons son, Nick to get her fame started, so she could be on their reality show. After they broke up she has gone through a ton of stars to try and be noticed publicly, and will even leak her own photos with them online. To name a few : Topher Grace, Chris D’Elia, Tyson Ritter (All American Rejects). This girl needs to know that in Hollywood it’s who you know, not who you blow!

Surprised she hasn’t submitted herself on here yet.  maybe she just did since most of this post was about herself…- nik



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Blake Griffin’s Main Chick

November 19, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Santa Monica, The Dirty 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bethany Gerber, Blake Griffin’s main chick that he basically hides from the public. They met in college at University of Oklahoma and even after he got drafted into the NBA they still talk in which he took her on vacation this summer with his brother and his brother’s wife, couples getaway. Bethany won Miss Kansas in 2010. I just want to say I DON”T GET IT! Blake is a superstar, it literally looks like the King of Dunks dunked on her face. Please explain and give your thoughts on her.

He can do way better than Bethany. Why do the Clippers always settle for no name sophomore type girlfriends. You guys play in LA… act like it.- nik



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Hater Of Sloots

October 22, 2012 Santa Barbara, Santa Monica 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: MELISSA MIKO AKA DIRTYGIRL22 – IS A TRUE FCKING WHORE. SHE CAME TO SANTA BARBARA, MET ME, AND DECIDED TO USE ME FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SHE COULD WHILE THE ENTIRE TIME WAS FCKING MY BROS. NOT ONCE DID SHE TRY TO GET A JOB. SHE TRIED TO BEFRIEND ALL MY BUDDIES GIRLFRIENDS JUST TO GET INFORMATION ON ME AND SHE HAS THE WORST BOOB JOB ON EARTH WHICH SHE GOT BY STEALING HER MOMMIES CREDIT CARDS!!! NEXT SHE’S GETTING A NOSE JOB AND THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PAY FOR IT! YEAH RIGHT SLUT! I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS SHE’S SOME MODEL WHEN I NEVER ONCE SAW HER GET A JOB AND ONLY BOUGHT A BIKE TO LOOK COOL TO ME AND NOW SHE HAS TATTOOS ALL OVER HER ARMS ONE OF WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HORSE BUT LOOKS LIKE A FCKED UP DOG. SHE IS AS DUMB AS SHE LOOKS AND FINALLY GOT THE HINT THAT NO ONE IN SANTA BARBARA GAVE A SHIT ABOUT HER SO SHE MOVED BACK WITH HER MOMMY IN CONNECTICUT. WORD TO THE WISE STAY AWAY FROM THIS TRAMP SHE’S A FUCKING NUT CASE THAT TRIED TO SAY I BEAT HER. MY FRIENDS ALL TRIED TO WORN ME BUT HEY I NEEDED SOMETHING TO FCK!!! SHE THINKS SHE’S A BIG TIME WEED DEALER TOO WHICH I FIND FUNNY SEEING THAT AS SOON AS SHE LEFT THE DEA CAME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR. I’M GETTING AN A**S TEST TOMORROW DUDE. PRAY FOR ME!!!

She’s too fond of her tweezers.- nik



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Molly Truong

October 19, 2012 Santa Monica, Would You? 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Molly Truong. I have to say she is one of the very few asian chicks I’ve come across who actually has a pretty face. But she’s also part white. lol. Does that count? What do you think of Ms. Truong?

Answer: No, that small normal looking (non-noodle) nose throws her whole look off. + the right angles in her eyebrows.



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Zumba Sloot

October 15, 2012 Santa Monica 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who is this hoe? besides her name being Alexis Wright. i keep hearing about her on the news. she supposedly slept with over 150 men while she taught zumba classes to their views in maine (don’t rem the towns name). there going to be releasing the names of her “clients”. then i read that she was an amature porn star…ohh and she filmed herself with these men. what a home wrecker SLUT. no self pride what-so-ever.

Were these group sessions?- nik



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Michell Lugosi

October 9, 2012 Los Angeles, Santa Monica 2



THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this is michell lugosi (real last name is Olabarrieta). michelle j.turned 18 and was already stripping and esourting since she was 16. she moved out to hollywood to date SHAWN SPENCER of all people and become “famous”. her and shawn would have webcam shows on tinychat and stickam where he’d beat her, they would smoke m*th and h**oin together live for everyone to see. when they broke up she moved back home to mcallen tx and started stripping again with her sister and got pregnat for the 4th time! the best part is, now she’s a cam girl on myfreecams. can this chick be saved? where do you think she’ll be in 10 years? it’s pathtic and sad how insecure she is. if you make a negitive remark on the tons of nudes she posts, she says it’s because your ugly. lol. ps: she also put on a nice cam show when she was 17 and fcked up on benzos and started hooking up w.some old dude….she forgot she left the chat going. PRICELESS.

Adding some junkie dude to a webcam show can’t be good for business.- nik



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Sherminator Is A Sushi Waiter In Santa Monica Now

September 28, 2012 Hollywood, Santa Monica, The Dirty 580


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you remember the Sherminator from the American Pie movies?  Well looks like the kid couldn’t get any more movie roles and now is a waiter at a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica.  This guy did sure have his 15 minutes of fame but now I feel bad seeing this.  What the hell happened to his career?

Sherminator, I will have a California Roll and Miso soup please.- nik



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