THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just the other night I submitted a Would You and I was sorta upset to not see it online. I have been reading some pretty dumb pointless stuff, like the Lindsay Lohan post, we all know she is going to the sh*ts no matter what. The retarded ass girl that slept with the stripper wearing Douchbag No. 5 and was mad when she got a DRD from him. Let’s not forget to mention the Chad Ocho Retard-Cinco posts… come on, leave all those follow-ups to lame ol’ TMZ. My, Would You, submission is asking you if you will leave California? People are “predicting” left and right that (possibly) by this Friday there will be a huge earthquake in your area (I didn’t do my research-oops-but I am assuming you are in the South California area?). Los Angeles will sink under water, Santa Barbara, Fresno, Baja California (surrounding areas) will all be greatly affected. Then, come October, San Francisco will go down too, an earthquake and a tsunami are “said” to be happening the first week. I live smack down in the middle of both of those lovely places… and I was wondering, What does Nik Richie think about all this? Would You (leave)? Will you be staying? Do you even believe in wearing foil paper hats (lol)? Just a curious mind here. What do other fellow Californian’s think about this? Let’s open this up for discussion, I am actually really interested in reading your honest opinion Mr. Richie.
I don’t believe in your Black Magic, but if California goes down… I will go down with it.- nik