Roman Posts His Results… AGAIN

August 29, 2012 Hollywood, Los Angeles, Santa Monica 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at what our favorite frenchie Roman is up to now! Looks like the ladies are STILL talking and he has to show how Cleaannn he is AGAIN. HAHAHAHA Silly boy, you know we’re just using you for the free booze and pepsi! [Click here for the results]

Looks photoshopped.- nik

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Is California Gunna Sink This Friday

August 15, 2012 Santa Monica, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just the other night I submitted a Would You and I was sorta upset to not see it online. I have been reading some pretty dumb pointless stuff, like the Lindsay Lohan post, we all know she is going to the sh*ts no matter what. The retarded ass girl that slept with the stripper wearing Douchbag No. 5 and was mad when she got a DRD from him. Let’s not forget to mention the Chad Ocho Retard-Cinco posts… come on, leave all those follow-ups to lame ol’ TMZ.  My, Would You, submission is asking you if you will leave California? People are “predicting” left and right that (possibly) by this Friday there will be a huge earthquake in your area (I didn’t do my research-oops-but I am assuming you are in the South California area?). Los Angeles will sink under water, Santa Barbara, Fresno, Baja California (surrounding areas) will all be greatly affected. Then, come October, San Francisco will go down too, an earthquake and a tsunami are “said” to be happening the first week. I live smack down in the middle of both of those lovely places… and I was wondering, What does Nik Richie think about all this? Would You (leave)? Will you be staying? Do you even believe in wearing foil paper hats (lol)? Just a curious mind here. What do other fellow Californian’s think about this? Let’s open this up for discussion, I am actually really interested in reading your honest opinion Mr. Richie.

I don’t believe in your Black Magic, but if California goes down… I will go down with it.- nik



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Is Dana White Sleeping With Ronda Rousey

August 13, 2012 Las Vegas, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCSB 23

Is Dana F*cking Ronda Rousey?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, longtime fan, first time poster. Gotta ask, what’s the deal with Dana White and Ronda Rousey? Are the f*cking? Before he was all “Women’s MMA will have no place in the UFC blah, blah, blah” and now he’s rocking her picture on his shirt at UFC events, she’s on the cover of the UFC magazine, he’s saying she could have a place in the UFC, what changed his mind?

No comment.- nik



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Paul Oberle Santa Monica Trash

August 6, 2012 Los Angeles, Santa Monica, The Dirty 3

This Santa Monica Trash

This Santa Monica Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Paul Oberle biggest sl*t ever. He dates girls but he also dates guys on the down low. This guy is around everywhere in Santa Monica and puts his dick in everything all over the world. He’s cheated on all his gf and claims to be loyal and your the only one I want to girls, but his liar he gave 3 girls I know a drd and claims to be clean. He cheated on his girl with his guy friend once and guy put the text messages on blast. He also is money crazy, but he’s nothing but a penny himself worthless and found in everyones pants!! He tries to scam people esp. women to get there credit card numbers or just jacks money right out there purse he’s a shameless mofo!! He also will claim to be straight to women, but he loves dick all in his mouth. He’s also on every dating websites. If you want an drd or have your money jacked this b*tch p*ssy is for you. Here is some of his key lines ” your special.., I care about you so much, I want to be with just you and start a future, and Im clean I just recently got checked .” B*tch Please this dude has a different girl ready for him in every area code, state and country so none of his girlfriends are special he just wants pssy. He also is in denial of everything and is always trying to blame shit back on you when he f*cks up. Beware ladies he also doesn’t wash his sheets or that blue couch with yellow stars or something like that next to his TV so your laying on guys and girls discharge. He acts very sweet and charming but it’s all an act, he’s a sneaky b*tch with a log of dark secrets. He also has multiple phone numbers he doesn’t tell anyone cause he doesn’t want to get caught, he works very hard and playing the role of a good man.

I’m so confused… is this guy for the gays or not? No straight man takes butterfly pictures.- nik



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Amy Laurent/Baetjer From Bravo’s Miss Advised Is Still Hooking

July 30, 2012 Dirty News, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here’s a Photo of her old hooking website: [removed]  Photos from some of her old hooker ads:[removed]/[removed].  Now hooking via this ad: Morgan Ashley is an exotic actress and model who has had a successful career in mainstream television, appears in several national print ads, and who you may recognize from a variety of film roles. Best known for her gorgeous and striking features, Morgan is a definite must-see among those VIP’s who are looking for their dream girl!  She is described as “the brunette-lover’s dream” and is much more than just a pretty face.  Bright, fun and beautiful, Morgan has a zest for life and has been propelled to the top of the list among the country’s elite including high-powered CEO’s and prominent businessmen.  Morgan especially appeals to those with extremely high standards and is the preferential choice for business moguls, celebrities, lawyers, bankers, politicians, sports figures, and entrepreneurs. For a limited time, Morgan is available for exclusive engagements with affluent gentlemen who meet requirements. Whether it be joining you on your business trip, accompanying you to your formal event, jetting to a romantic vacation locale, or simply enjoying a quiet dinner for two, Morgan brings into any venue unforgettable appeal and style unlike any other. Discretion is always guaranteed.  Smart, sexy and drop-dead gorgeous, Morgan is someone you will be proud to have on your arm and is ideal for those accustomed to nothing but the very best!  See her while you can, as she is only available several months out of the year.  Serious requests only. All completed “request for meeting” forms will be considered. Please be prepared for a screening process. Initial contact is through e-mail only!! click here for her absurb price list. <–1.5 mil for a year

Amy was a regular in LA who went by the name Anna before she upgraded her prices name to Morgan Ashley. Sorry for killing the links but I refuse to promote her business, unlike Bravo.- nik



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The Quality Of Men That Approached Me While I Was A Brunette Was Better

June 28, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA 245

Guys who go for Blondes VS brunettes
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a bit of a problem. I am a natural blonde who has been dying my hair brunette for years! I look great with brunette hair because it makes my blue eyes pop. I want to go back to my natural color (Blonde) but dispute what you advise, I get the WORST attention as a blonde. When my hair has been brunette I’m generally approached by more mature men with better jobs (Sorry to say, but guys get your sh*t together) and all of the guys who hit on me tend to be very classy about it. Now, until a few years ago I was a blonde, I always got sleezy guys using terrible pick up lines and bad jokes or what ever they thought I’d fall for. Bottom line. The quality of men was WAY better as a brunette. But now I want to return to my natural color as a blonde, but I even though I have a boyfriend, I’m really not into all of the negative attention from guys when transitioning back. Nik, why do guys treat blondes different and what can I do to ward off the creepers?? I’ve been told by many people I look like Mirranda Kerr, I agree she looks better blonde.

The sex is better as a Blonde. Guys look at brunettes as potential baby wombs not sexual objects they can ravage.- nik



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Thank You For Telling Me About Armpits

May 29, 2012 Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA 16

Thank you for telling me about armpits!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time reader, first time poster… I just wanted to say THANK YOU for telling the world about armpits!! Its always bugged me when girls have these massive +2′s only to be ruined by looking a few inches to either side to see flabby fat armpits. GROSS!! I think 2012 should be the year armpits get a make over, ladies grab your weights and get rid of that ish!

If any plastic surgeon is reading this and wants their failing medical practice to blow up, start offering Armpit Rejuvenation procedures.- nik



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Total Perfection

April 16, 2012 Santa Monica, The Dirty, Would You? 91

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, isn’t she a perfection?  I haven no clue who she is, but soon as I saw that body the only thing I could think was “Damn, even Nik Richie would with this blonde”.  So Nik, verdict?

Answer: I have to see her face and her thin hair concerns me, but so far SO GOOD.



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