THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yet another gem driving around Cali. What kind of retards do they have working at the DMV?
That MILF has balls (seriously, she does) to drive up to Little League games with that plate.- nik
Santa Monica
Ken From Street Fighter 2, Real Or Fake SGM?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was feeling nostalgic the other day and dusted the cobwebs off my Super Nintendo to play some Street Fighter 2 and realized this…..Ken – OG of the SGM or fake?
Ken is REAL Scissor Gang Mafia.- nik
Vanessa Curry Ex-Laker Girl At It Again!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Vanessa curry ex:laker girl/kobe h*e is at it again home wrecking! my sister is to chicken sh*t so its my job to out her! vanessa curry is seeing 3 guys at once one being my sisters fiance Don,one a dj/actor/music producer of leighton meister named shahin ezell, the other (her sugar daddy) some real estate tycoon named lee najar who is married with another misstress from some reality show (dont know if i spelled his name right!) here is the pic that my sis found of one of her dudes thst shahin guy. i hope you guys out this chick who has made my sister call off the wedding hope her vag*na falls off and i dont think these guys are aware that they are sharing!
She is alive? I thought Kobe’s camp buried her in the desert?- nik
Also See: Kobe and Vanessa
Connect The Dots
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this an interesting girl, that my friend met. I wanted to know what you think of this look. I will say she has very nice eyes that draw some attention, but the face is another story. She almost looks like a spotted cheetah or something.
I bet you if you kiss her, you will get Rabies.- nik
Is This The New Kitt?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how did this not raise red flags and alarm bells at the DMV? This guy has some serious balls to drive around with this plate. I wonder what else he trades?
What are u talking about? Looks like a huge Hasselhoff/Night Rider fan to me.- nik
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Strongest Strings In The World
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik my name is Lexy (I am busting out of my top) and these are my girls Wafa(blonde) and Monica (mexican one) would you with any of us and would you help me fix my shirt.
Answer: No, I do not sleep with fat chicks.
Hunch Sl*t Of UCSB
THE DIRTY ARMY: Guess which UCSB student has been up to no good recently. Sleeping with one school police officer and claiming to still be a virgin. Give me a break. This student might be well recognized as the school’s library assistant in the daytime, but can be found sl*tting it up with the CSO (school authority) officers while claiming the sympathy vote referring to a dead friend every so often to make any unfortunate male feel sorry for her and and take her home for the time being. This girl with back problems (a real hunchback) needs to disappear. She’s SCUM!
So she is sleeping with a Rent A Cop?- nik
Photoshop Is For Liars
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was browsing through Myspace today and instantly knew I’d found the next Dirty Celebrity. This noodle goes by the name MiSS CO-CO-NUT and she must be either have an I.Q. lower than her body temperature or she is simply insane to think that anyone would think these pictures were real. It’s the most ridiculous attempt I have ever seen by ANYONE to try to make themselves look hotter.
She could be Guppy’s sister if not for the smell.- nik
Creeper
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is James..and apparently he has a thing for zombie’s. This guy is a total creeper wierdo, he is a loser tryin to be cool which is the most awkward thing ever.
I think the SHIM next to him is dying, I would say heshould preform CPR. But that would just add Herpes to the problem.- nik
