THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone knows this man wh*re! He has slept with over 400 girls and been beat up by numerous guys. And the fact that he has been in a relationship for many years and had 2 children hasn’t slowed him down any but who could really blame him his girlfriend looks like a old dude! You can meet this guy at Jax’s or probably any bar you like and as long as your skinny(no need to look good though) you can defiantly take this guy home but make sure you kick him out before he falls asleep or you’ll have piss all over your bed in the morning (and no it’s not only when he is drunk he claims he just has a “small bladder”) oh and he NEVER uses a condom and NEVER pulls out so you can imagine the diseases this guy has had with over 400 girls under his belt.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is one of the biggest sloots in saskatoon, her name is Carly Jorgensen. She was dating a guy for over 3 year and as she kept telling him she loved him and as they were moving in together and long after she was cheating on him with some guy she barely knew and met at work. Her now ex boyfriend got curious and asked her about them and she kept saying oh were just friends oh yeah friends hey? You were only f*cking him for months and go back home to her boyfriend. He thinks just cause she have big t*ts shes the hottest girl in Saskatoon like come on you not even 5 feet tall and fat.

She could easily flip her hands over and rest them on her belly (bottom pic).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this turbo sloot can be seen flopping her massive droopy t*ts at almost any bar in Saskatoon! Buy this girl just one drink and she’s yours for the night or if your in a hurry she has been known to just do the deed right in the bars washroom! She has been seen with guys as young as 15 and as old as 45 as long as they have money drugs or a vehicle. Don’t by fooled by this slam piece and let her transmit anymore of her super DRD across the nation. By using her wombat like appearance she managed to have sex with half of the guys in Saskatoon. When she realized no one else would dare be seen with her in town she left to Australia where she could find Unknowing men that she could soon infect with her unknown Super DRD.

Super drd eh, does it break through rubber?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sask sloot has done everything in the book from hooking, stealing, screwing everyone’s boyfriend and then pretending that she is a good person. She posts all over her facebook about how proud she is of her hooking past, cause you know hookers have morals!?! She has had more abortions then the state abortion clinic, that or the babies left by choice. Didn’t want a tricking mom I guess, When this girl is not stabbing you in the back she is stealing from her friends children to pawn off their electronic toys for pepsi, meth or anything that gets her high really. She has been in and out of Jail and ran out of Saskatoon since the cops were trying to pin her with an organized crime charges, but has decided to come back to have her baby, cause Sask medi care is free and welfare is a plenty. Her baby daddy, or at least the guy she says is the baby daddy, no one is really sure, is on the run from the cops and the dealers that he screwed over and now she wants friends. She was smoking crack on new years while pregnant, one can only hope that welfare will take the baby when it is born so it actually has a chance at life.

Poor kid.  Hopefully she pawned him off for something nice…I mean someone…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to start with this dirty wh*re. Her kids miss more school then they attend I am not sure why she still has them. She is a massive hoarder her poor kids live in clutter. She feeds her son whatever he wants to eat fast food all the time the kid is nine and on high blood pressure medicines but does she change his diet or take him for exercise? No of course not. Her son also has breathing problems but she still smokes in her van and house. She sleeps all day and takes her kids out at night even when they have been too “sick” to go to school. Her youngest son doesn’t know his dad because when she got pregnant with him the father was only 18 and she didn’t want to bother him with it. Did i mention she is close to fifty now so you do the math dirty wh*re. She takes her kids around random men all the time and has random men coming over for sex all the time. A friend told me that he fixed her laptop in exchange for sex not that’s straight out prostitution not just wh*rish. I feel so bad for these kids. She abuses prescription medication and is sometimes to high to even talk. She does whatever anyone wants whether its good for her or her kids or not. Not only is she a tramp shes a fraud master too. She is under investigation my the RCMP for cashing fraudulent checks from a man who paid her 500 to deposit a 20,000 dollar check in her account. She is on welfare and collects respite checks that she never uses for the appropriate reason and also her mom sends her money and she has a gas card from her mom she can use whenever she needs gas. This woman needs to giver her head a shake.

That fridge is a sign of a hoarder.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i got a good one for you today! That lovely piece of cow is Cassi-Lynn Watchman (Cassandra Watchman) she is a hell of a con i’ll tell ya! i met her in the dirtiest place on earth, Estevan, Saskatchewan, Canada. i just got out of a bad relationship with someone she hated so she zoned in on me, we dated for three months, until i found out she cheated on me 3 times with two different guys, we’re done… two months later she approaches me saying she’s pregnant! this is after she had informed me during our relationship that she couldn’t have kids because of cervical cancer she had at the age of 15. so time goes on, she tells me it isn’t my kid so have a good life, after the kid is born the guy she’s with insists on getting a DNA test, surprise the kid isn’t his, even after she told him it was, so she comes to me and says the kid is mine, i’m a fairly decent (but stupid) guy, so i get with her and raise the kid as my own! After borrowing and stealing and doing whatever i can to support her marijuana and ecstacy addictions (She had a way of manipulating with sex and guilt… i know i know nik, my fault) we moved to Saskatoon and after i had gotten so badly in debt she took off and started legal proceedings for child support! all while hooking up with a new guy who she also told was the father of her kid. Last i heard she was in Swift Current with my old good friend Joel, he was in love man really bad! one day he came home from work, and his bank account of 1200.00 bucks he was saving for a down payment on a house was drained, his car was gone, and so was Cassi and all her stuff! then apparently she started working for an Escort service in Regina. Her daughter whom i still miss to this day (i believed she was my daughter for almost 2 years and raised her as such) has been told to call three men ‘Daddy’ and is being pulled around the Province too much! that kid deserves better! WATCH OUT MEN OF SASKATCHEWAN! she comes to beg, steal, and destroy! If she isn’t High at least once a day then watch out she gets mad. i suffered from her sting, i hope nobody else does!!!

Those are some pretty serious bangs.  You wouldn’t really know what she looks like till you got her in bed, then its to late.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of this women. I really hope this gets posted as this women needs to be put on the blast. This women has stolen from 3 people I know. She has burnt down my husband’s parents farm. She has stocked 3 of my friends numerous times and when the police get involved she has them in her back pocket by saying that she is a sweet innocent girl. Yeah right she is a fat cow and a slob who from what I know smells like 3 week old fish. Nik this chic has been on here before. Also she goes to peoples ex friends and girlfriends and tries to get them to go after her ex’s its a lot of b.s. Nik I am begging that this fat cow be put on the blast please. Here family is so crazy Nik they “try” so hard to get back at these 3 people because their daughter can not do it that when they fail they have to get their friends to do their dirty work or the police who there again are in this families back pocket. She runs back and forth from Winnipeg to Saskatoon then back to Winnipeg She tried to get into one of my friends pants after he told her he was married she said that it was o.k. who would find out, she is a dirty sloot who needs a good slap upside the head like her so called friends and girlfriends who are have befriended her because they hate one of these three guys. This is crock and she needs to be exposed for who she is which is ONE BIG FAT SCAM, FAT COW, SMELLY, SLOOT.

Her teeth remind me of a teepee.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch out for this pathetic excuse of a woman. She can’t afford to feed her kids, but she can afford to sit at home on her lazy *ss collecting assistance, and smoking pot! She begs for food and money from anyone and everyone. Even going as far as posting ads on kijiji for “hand outs” of food or gift certificates! Like really? Get a life and get a job to support yourself like the rest of us! You say you are disabled, but you sure have no issue running out to meet your dealer. Scumbag wh*re filthy b*tch!

Occupanction: Collecting bags…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik, and y’all that are reading this!! I have a story about Justin Bouvier, one of the most disgusting guys on the planet. When this eighteen year old greaseball isn’t back-teasing his hair listening to Atreyu and 30 Seconds to Mars, he likes to paint his nails black and attempt to pick up homosexual males from the gay bars in Saskatoon. While there isn’t necessarily anything wrong with going to gay bars, there is just one little twist that makes him all that much more disgusting—he has a girlfriend. They have been dating for over a year, and he has not told her a single word about his flaming homosexuality. I mean, perhaps you could say that she deserves it for being to oblivious to the fact that he comes home with hickeys from random men, but in all honesty, every person should have a right to know when their boyfriend/girlfriend is sleeping with half of the gay community in the city.

That mustache is kinda of racist.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kevin. He just got out of a half way house because he was prohibited from using computers, being within 100 meters of pools, drinking alcohol and being in a position of power for a period of 10 years. He is a complete creep. He pretends to be a photographer to lure unsuspecting young women into his dungeon so that he can utilize his trucker hands. He is constantly commenting and private messaging women and young boys to come over to his dungeon for a “Photoshoot”. All he wants to do is foul things. Nik, please help. He goes as far as to tell everyone on Facebook that he is quitting Facebook to protest a new law requiring sexual offenders to register every year instead of every two years for a period of 10 days. But yet he is constantly sucking gregs down at 302 and even fingering guys dinkholes down there. But here’s the catch, he asks all the ladies to forward him their cell numbers to his inbox because he will be gone and out protesting this righteous cause… Nik, can you believe this f*ckin goof?

I believe everything about people who have such perfectly manicured eyebrows.- nik