Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

One Disgusting Blonde

April 18, 2013 Saskatoon 30 7,097 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jenn Spence . She comes off as a nice girl with good morals but don’t let her kind flirty behavior blind you. She’s proven so be one of the dirtiest girls I have ever heard of. She has been dating a kind boy for just over 2 years and around that time she started work at a new job. A job that since she started working at has had multiple and multiple sexually relations with. One was considerably older, married and with kids and their relationship lasted 10 months. She had people she would meet up with annually to have sex with or give a blow job without hesitation. One of the many men at this one job is confirmed to have an drd and the latest news is she has an abortion. But you know it’s bad when she’s been fired from her job at a large, respected company for sexual harassment. She was stupid enough to send nude photos of herself from her work computer. I just don’t understand how her boyfriend is pathetic enough that he is still dating her, but I don’t doubt she will strike again more times to come. This girl is disgusting, and I hope karma comes around to bite her in the ass hard. God knows she deserves it for the stupid nasty things she’s done.



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Moby Dick Missed

April 18, 2013 Saskatoon, Winnipeg 62 9,039 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems Moby Dick missed this white whale. Lucky him, because all the dicks in Selkirk have been in this whales blow hole. She constantly keeps faking shes pregnant to get attention and is massively violent to everyone in her vicinity. Her blow hole is so loose that she can probably eat a man with it. Her teeth are rotted yellow and she tried getting with me, which totally disgusted me. Please men, stay away from man-eaters.

She looks immune to cold weather (body blanket).- nik



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Town Bicycle

April 17, 2013 Saskatoon 233 8,737 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear , Nik this skanky bitch is Kaylee Taylor also know as Kaylee COCKrane . Watch out ladies n gents this bitch is infested with everything out there , she goes after guys that are in relationships and cheats on every boyfriend shes ever had . She was dating a really good guy that treated her like gold , took her on trips , bought her anything she needed even got her a place to live in . but of course the shady bitch was just using him and cheated on him with a dead beat drug dealer , talk about downgrading . Plus this twat is a fcking mooch who has sex with guys for booze, drugs , and cigarettes . Steals from her friends including clothes UNDERWEAR jewelry cell phones . I feel bad for her unborn child , poor thing has a methed out SKANK of a mother and a drug dealer as a father . Saskatoon beware of this home-wrecker .

How old was this guy?- nik



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HelloKitty Royalty

April 17, 2013 Saskatoon 107 6,835 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is one of the dirtiest sloots anyone is ever gonna meet. Her name is ” Kelsci Hagglund ” or some people may know her as ” Kelsci Royalty . ” She’s one of the most fake slootty b*tches you ever gonna meet ! If she ever calls you her ” best friend ” beware , she’s gonna talk the maddest shit about you, then when you confront her , she denys it even if you have proof. and she’ll try to sleep with you , no matter if your a girl or boy ! Mean while she claims to be this hardcore lesbian b*tch . She’s almost 20 years old and shes OBSESSED with hello kitty, its ridiculous . She constantly cheats on the girl shes ” in love ” with , and this girl keeps taking her back , even after she slept with , not one but TWO of her ” Best friends ” She told them it would ” be their little secret ” And she hooked up with one of my friends and said the same thing to him too ! She tries to judge other peoples relationships , when she cant even keep her own in line . She talks shit about people who have promise rings , 4 months after being together , meanwhile she got her girlfriends initials tattood on her 4 months after dating ! She claims to be clean but I think she has all the drds in the book .She goes around calling girls sluts & saying she only slept with 5 people and shes 19 , but she actually got gang banged by dubbs ! Dirty ho . Beware of this lying manipulative sloot !

I see ginger.- nik



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Throw This Wannabe Rapper In The Crapper

April 17, 2013 Saskatoon 13 10,119 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this morons name is Shane Gauthier, he thinks he’s all that cause he has multiple kids with different women. His ego is way to high considering these women he has kids with look grosser than the cat lady from the Simpsons, right now he’s back with one of his baby mammas Kara Wright who mothered three of his children. He acts like a gangster when in reality he’s a loser driving around in his ladies soccer mom mini van, she doesn’t know that he sneaks around with little underage girls. He thinks he’s a rapper when really his music sounds like the Teletubbies trying to rap. He thinks he’s tough going around trying to start fights with little teenagers. He’s a woman beater. He goes through peoples phones and threatens the contacts and then stalks the people when he finds them.

Personality glasses?- nik



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If This Lamborghini Could Talk

April 12, 2013 Saskatoon, The Dirty 181 82,916 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Rebecca Flemming, she is your typical crazy model wanna be.  Here is what I wanted to ask you, if that Lambo could speak, what do you think it would say?

It would say “No chance”. I’m surprised this Lambo hasn’t filed a restraining order.- nik



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