11.06.09

Real SGM?

Real SGM?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is white rapper Donnie Dumphy… does him taking a picture with Akon make him SGM?

Fake

Real SGM don’t dry hump 13 yr old girls.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Imma Believer

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy Dee has been on here before, actaully doing the exact same pose as this I think..he reps the SGM hards.  This douche is going around town trying to get everyone to believe he is some rich kid who has his own company, when infact he works a 9-5 making less than 15 bucks an hour.  Its amazing how many bottle rats he will attract when he maxes out his card to get laid by one of them.  I guess its a smart move on his part to getlaid but he is doing it in true douche fashion.  The girl he is with looks like she is wearing a pumpkin and its not even halloween.  Nik people in Pittsburgh still don’t quit understand the concept of 30k millionaire douchebags, girls still go crazy over them.,,time to expose these fruitcakes.

She has a total pumpkin ass, and Jersey hair.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Beach Bunny AIM

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at AIM in South Beach and she is Repping SGM, is AIM or real or fake?

Fake SGM, I never realized how big-boned she is.  Also, are there topless beaches in SoBe?  That is news to me.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

The Young SGM Crew

The Young SGM crew

The Young SGM crew

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik are there these two youngsters hardcore Real SGM members.

Looks like their gangster fathers are teaching them well.  You cannot force SGM status on the youth not matter how much your chain costs.- nik


Nik Richie

11.03.09

Seth Green, SGM Or Forgy?

SETH GREEN FAKE SMG OR FOR THE GAYS??

SETH GREEN FAKE SMG OR FOR THE GAYS??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Please tell me if Seth Green if fake SGM or forgy?

He moments of greatness, but at the end of the day he is For the Gays.- nik


Nik Richie

10.28.09

Young Baller SGM

young baller SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what do you think of this young SGM member?

REAL SGM… let me guess, his parents are Raider fans.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Fluffy Comic Gabriel

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Fluffy Comic gabriel iglesias

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out fluffy comic gabriel iglesias first picking up on tail and then repping SGM, real or fake?

Fake.

Real SGM don’t eat 500 lbs of  burgers everyday.- nik


Nik Richie

10.21.09

Broken Scissors?

Broken Scissors?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik–These scissors look broken…what do you think? Real SGM?

Fake, real SGM wouldn’t let this happen to their fingers.  He probably tried to steal loafs of bread as a child.- nik


Nik Richie

10.20.09

SGM Phoenix

SGM Phoenix

SGM Phoenix

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all over Central Phoenix I’m the “FRUIT PIE”! We just tell people to throw up the SGM Signs ! Love it 2 death ! Tim C., Cody S., JanMichael J., Leslie W., Johnny D., Oh yeah & Baby Girl.

One word: Trailer.- nik



Nik Richie

10.20.09

Dave Chappelle SGM?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dave Chappelle with Michael Strahan, Jay Glazer, and some dude. Is Chappelle SGM?

Man it is Tuesday at 1:39 am (pacific) and the only thing on is Fantasy Factory re-runs.  I can’t believe I went out on a Monday night and I know I am drunk because John Mayer’s head looks smaller.  Long story short Dave Chappelle is Fake SGM, Real Drugs.  And Michael Strahan has a REFUND Gap in the mouth.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"