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DJ Pauly D And The Situation
Posted in Jersey, Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to inform you that the Jersey Douches have been roaming all around South Beach fist pumping at the clubs during Superbowl week. Everyone was laughing at them. DJ Pauly D refused to take any pictures with guys, just chicks. Nik is the Situation real of fake SGM.
Everyone NO-Dat Sitch is Fake Scissor Gang Mafia. I don’t get how the next season at the Shore is going to work now that people know who these guys are? Hopefully they will pull hotter chicks, but the “real world” code is to always recast.- nik
Rapper Flo Rida SGM
Posted in Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, rapper Flo Rida famous for is his song “LOW” and responsible for making white girls wear apple bottom jeans and boot with the furs, is this guy real or fake SGM, remember you might run into him in MIA this week.
REAL SGM, this guy is a straight hustler. Gotta to give credit to FLO, even though he is not a fan of good looking girls.- nik
SGM Godfather
Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, St. Paul, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, could it be that the SGM Godfather is residing right here in Minneapolis?! Nick Z can be found in busted Minneapolis clubs when not sitting on Photoshop creating dreamworlds where he parties with the likes of Paris Hilton or on Facebook sending friend requests to anyone to add to the 3k randoms he already has. I come to you because you are an expert on the matter… Real or Fake SGM?
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, real 10K Millionaire living with his Mom watching internet porn during the day until it is time to go out to the nightclubs.- nik
Representing The Dirty
Posted in Atlanta, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | January 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, just thought i’d show you that the The Dirty Army is representing everywhere, even on Xbox live. Here is my gamertag and emblem. Nerd i know, but always Dirty Army strong!
REAL Scissor Gang Mafia. I decided.- nik
Meet Hendo..Real Or Fake
Posted in Cleveland, Ohio State, Scissor Gang Mafia | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik meet hendo 6th yr OSU junior living legend in some houses … once got kicked out of sugar bar for slappin a dancers booty. real or fake sgm.
Fake, real SGM aren’t afraid of the sun.- nik
Dirty Army Strong In Cabo
Posted in Cabo San Lucas, Newport, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we are from Laguna Beach and just got back from Cabo. I was wearing an SGM hat that I got for X-Mas…..One guy new about it and many asked so you should maybe start a Cabo section because we partied hard for 7 days and kept talking about it to everyone. We could submit a lot of pics to get it started! This is after a long night out, we saw the red cups and figured we would spice it up with the hat.
REAL Scissor Gang Mafia! I have a Cabo section so let’s get dirty with it. I am gutting Canada, I might as well gut Mexico. DIRTY ARMY, don’t be gun shy in other countries… I am an equal opportunity employer.- nik
Hot Neon Mess
Posted in Cleveland, Noodle Nation, Scissor Gang Mafia | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Nikki, this girl is one of the biggest bar rats in Bowling Green. Between her neon pants and plaid explosions everyone knows who she is. SGM material?
Fake, her fingers are at most 2 inches long..shes a confused noodle.- nik
SGM Strikes Hard In Surrey
Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, Vancouver | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are Surreys finest about to go out on another night of binge drinking and whoring themselves out to whoever will give them c*ke. Lets play a game, guess which member(s) of this SGM faction have fake t*ttys? yes you guessed it, all of them! Apparently its a right of passage for a young woman in Surrey. These are 5 of the nastiest hoes you’ll ever come across, they’ll cheat on their boyfriends and try to steal yours, all just for a little blow. What do you think nik, you’ve gotta hate these over bronzed wannabe barbies almost as much as I do! So , are they SGM recruitment potential?
Fake, real SGM don’t look like horses and know how to pose without looking like a tard.- nik
Fake Sacramento SGM Douchebag
Posted in Sacramento, Scissor Gang Mafia | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this here is Josh, he lives in the Sacramento area originally from So-Cal. Nik, this guy needs his ass to be blasted. I started talking to him on this website MyYearbook and he wanted to meet up, well he was also hitting on my friend at the same time and we’re just like “thats not cool”. I told him I didn’t want to meet up with guys from online because of my safety and what not and this douchebag just went ape sh*t on me calling me a b!tch and c*nt. I’m sorry, but I don’t think its cool that a guy go around calling chicks that, just because they don’t want to meet them in person. Besides, he’s a fake ass SGM, and I’m sure you would agree. So Nic, please put this guy on blast so all the chicks out in sacramento can stay away from this guy. I have a feeling he’s going to be a wife beater when he gets married..
Wow his neck is thicker then his chest, not something to be proud of..put the needle down.- nik
**Update** Audrina’s B*tch Nordgren, SGM Edition
Posted in Austin, Dallas, Hollywood, Scissor Gang Mafia, Texas, The Dirty | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after all of these Nordgren posts, the main question has yet to be answered….real or fake SGM?
FAKE SGM- Real Scissor Gang Mafia are not posers and can get it up in bed.- nik
**Update: Audrina Patridge dumped Douche Bag Matt Nordgren thanks to the DIRTY ARMY. She found out about his slimey ways and out of frustration Matty boy finally responds. Audrina is now hot and heavy with (has been) Ryan Cabrera.
Matt N- “ok im sick of all this stupid BS about me…….. for starters, i make my own money…….i have many businesses……. i make well over a million dollars a year! #2 all the girls in the past are coming out of the wood work because i DENIED their asses! yall just jealous i have a AMAZING GF! i DONT need other peoples money! rich people decide they want to hang with me because im a WINNER…..i attract people like Kirby Schlegel, and other high power dallas people…… ive been heavy in the pockets ever since i graduated college. everyone knows this! everyone keep being jealous……yes i have a kid, u forgot about the 10 million dollar trust fund i put aside for my kid……how you like them apples ; )”
