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Is Antoine Dodson SGM

Posted in Alabama, Scissor Gang Mafia | August 8th, 2010

Antoine Dodson Real Scissor Gang Mafia?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Antoine Dodson that was on the news talking about how someone tried to rape his sister in their own home, “Warning On Rapist” so I gotta ask is this guy SGM he is becoming a local celebrity.

FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia… stop submitting yourself.- nik

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Nick Swisher Real SGM

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | August 7th, 2010

Nick Swisher Real SGM??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, there aren’t many real SGM out there but Swish has gotta be one of them. Being a Yankee fan and knowing you are too, what do you think about him? Guy is mashing this year, everyone loves him, plus he had a clutch homer last night. No way he’s fake SGM. World Series repeat? I think so..

He is FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, I like Swish even though he is the most hated player among baseball players. I have never seen so many baseball players talk sh*t behind this guys back… I say they are jealous.- nik

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Nebraska Posers

Posted in Nebraska, Scissor Gang Mafia | July 28th, 2010

Nebraska Posers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – These two posers are from Omaha, NE. Middle of nowhere to be exact, believe me I know I live here. These 2 fake @ss SGM wannabes can be found downtown every night at the local bars waiting to hit on the youngest thing that walks through the doors. With those pedophile staches it’s no wonder. They both claim to be big shot real estate agents but the truth is they’re both trust fund babies. In fact the one in the gray had his dad buy him a used car dealership just so he can impress the ladies with his fleet of tricked our rides, did someone say 30K millionaires? Anyway the problem is these guys always end up taking home the hottest ladies, well for Omaha at least 8.6534261’s definitely 2.364736’s anywhere else. What is wrong with the girls around this town. A nice guy like me cannot seem to catch a break. WTF? I haven’t seen much mid-west action up lately so put these posers on blast and bring them back down to earth. AND let the ladies around this town realize these guys are Fake SGM fo sho.

I’m only putting this up cause I know the Dirty Army will shred you.  This post is gunna back fire on you…and lets be honest you don’t bring anyone home, unless of course you run a taxi service at night to try and bring in some extra bucks, true 30k style.- nik

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Vandy SGM

Posted in Nashville, Scissor Gang Mafia, Vanderbilt | July 27th, 2010

Vandy SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think??? I only know one of these girls.. Her name is Jence and she is on my girlfriends basketball team at Vanderbilt… SGM? Whats your take?

Fake, all of them could possibly have a greg tucked inside those bottoms.- nik

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Melbourne Branch Of The SGM

Posted in Melbourne, Scissor Gang Mafia | July 27th, 2010

Melbourne Branch of the SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these guys are repping the SGM down under. What’s the verdict, real or fake?

Fake, from left to right we have a forgy, a pedophile and some band reject who touches animals.- nik

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Scooby Snack Claiming She Is SGM

Posted in Las Vegas, Newport, Scissor Gang Mafia, Scooby Snack, The Dirty | July 23rd, 2010

Kina SGM?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m friends with Scooby Snack on FB and I was going through some of her pictures and I came across this one.  It was titled “SGM” so Nik I had to ask you if this is true.  Is she really SGM?

FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, just like her rack.- nik

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Real Or Fake SGM

Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, Toronto | July 23rd, 2010

Real or Fake SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is grandma sgm, upside down, real or fake sgm nik? notice the killer shades.

Fake, she has no idea what she is doing you put her up to this..and the shades are fake.- nik

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SGM

Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, Toronto | July 21st, 2010

SGM

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SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Blonde SGM from Toronto canada…she calls herself Traci Blondie Blonde but is queen of SGM! sit’s soooo annoying! LOL.

Fake, real SGM own more than one hat nor do they look plastic or sleep with douchebags.- nik

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You Sir Are A Capitolist And He Is True SGM

Posted in Hollywood, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | July 19th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not to get too all-up-on-the-nuts, but you’re the epitome of Capitalism and everything right with it. You see a market, a thriving venue, and you move in on it; make it your own, and capitalize. This is how it is done. Not many people realize it, so they simply dismiss it as another internet tabloid site; but they’re morons, and it’s hard to pacify them.  Keep doing what you’re doing, man. This sh*t is sanctified. pic unrelated. DA Army strong! PS: Bale is real SGM.

Thank you young padawon.- nik

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Hope I Am SGM In Your Eyes Nik

Posted in Fresno State, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | July 12th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! On June 10, I was wakeboarding and decided to be a little too ‘adventurous.’ I ended up fracturing my sacrum, rupturing 2 discs, fracturing 3 vertabraes, and having extensive nerve damage.  Because of the negligence of the other people on board the boat (they didnt call an ambulance, and they kept moving me), my sacrum ended up BREAKING when one of the guys tried to PICK me up off the boat! This was AFTER I cried and screamed that my back was broken. Anyways, I ended up spending 3 weeks exactly in the hospital (including my birthday).  Your site made my days better and want to thank you for that Nik.  Finally out on July 1, and couldn’t wait to see if you would induct me into the real SGM club. Not trying to play the sympathy card too hard….but I like to think I am pretty legit. So tell me, Nik, can I be so honored as to be blessed a real SGM by you?! Dirty Army Strong and much love, Randi W*hl.

FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, even though you have black people finger nails.- nik

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