Posted in Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, USC | November 18th, 2011


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with all this cry baby BS on Anderson Show. Just wanted to send you over some Nanny material. DA. 100. This girl is amazing, and I don’t know one human being, male or female that would not hook up with this beauty.
You can tell by her lips she is a smoker.- nik
Posted in Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | September 16th, 2011


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I heard Morgan tried saying her lips ‘grew’ and that’s why they’re bigger. Well here is PROOF that she gets her lips done with that girl Sarina.. Morgan stop lying you dumb b*tch! Every one knows you are full of sh*t and here is proof. Btw Nik, real SGM or fake SGM?
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia… Morgan called into the radio show and said when you grow up as a female your lips get bigger.- nik
Posted in Chicago, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | September 10th, 2011



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaicee. She works at Centro and hangs out with the local Chicago scumbags. Everytime she goes out she’s always repping the SGM. She’s been around the industry for a while and leeches off of anyone who will give her a leg up…sucking them dry.
She smells like noodles which means she cannot be Scissor Gang Mafia.- nik
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Notre Dame, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | July 21st, 2011


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Michael Floyd (WR, Notre Dame) real or fake SGM? I think his chances go up if he wins the Heisman this year… and even higher if he stops hanging out with white guys.
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, the only black guys I know that hang out with white guys are gay. Just Sayin’.- nik
Posted in Orlando, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | July 6th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Now that Casey Anthony has been acquitted, I’m actually wondering if she is true SGM? What is your thought?
Real Scissor Gang Mafia. I think she is so much cooler than Lindsay Lohan.- nik
Posted in Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia | June 10th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the infamous Jerry Springer stopped by the Florida Marlins locker room and threw up the SGM. Is he real SGM? He did start the best talk show fights and paternity tests.
That is the Peace sign… big difference.- nik
Posted in Boston, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty, Vancouver | May 27th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Henrik Sedin chucking up some dueces. Is he SGM worthy? He’s led the Vancouver Canucks to the Stanley Cup finals with 21 points in the playoffs, 4 the other night to close out the Sharks. So nik who do you think will win the playoff, Vancouver or Boston (I’m assuming their are gunna beat Tampa of course).
My wallet is on Boston and Henrik is Fake Scissor Gang Mafia.- nik
Posted in Kansas City, Scissor Gang Mafia | May 18th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think Nik Real or Fake SGM??? “The KC Creeper” Rodger Cletcher outta KC Missouri.
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia.- nik
Posted in Hollywood, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty, USC | May 17th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Kim K twitpic’d this picture of her and Carmelo Anthony’s wife LaLa. I had to ask Nik, are they really down with the SGM or is it just a false claim? DA Strong Nik. And Kim K does not look like she is aging well.
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia. I don’t understand why the Kardashian’s want to be Black so bad?- nik
Posted in Frog, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | March 24th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nikk, been a Dirty follower for a long time. I was browsing the profiles on Bodybuilding.com’s Bodyspace and came across a new member, TannedandOile47. Looks like Frog is serious about transforming his body. Can’t wait to see if he updates how many sets and reps he does as a Power Bottom.
Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, Frog’s blood is straight HGH. I think he is like a 65 year old freak.- nik