The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, there aren’t many real SGM out there but Swish has gotta be one of them. Being a Yankee fan and knowing you are too, what do you think about him? Guy is mashing this year, everyone loves him, plus he had a clutch homer last night. No way he’s fake SGM. World Series repeat? I think so..

He is FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, I like Swish even though he is the most hated player among baseball players. I have never seen so many baseball players talk sh*t behind this guys back… I say they are jealous.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – These two posers are from Omaha, NE. Middle of nowhere to be exact, believe me I know I live here. These 2 fake @ss SGM wannabes can be found downtown every night at the local bars waiting to hit on the youngest thing that walks through the doors. With those pedophile staches it’s no wonder. They both claim to be big shot real estate agents but the truth is they’re both trust fund babies. In fact the one in the gray had his dad buy him a used car dealership just so he can impress the ladies with his fleet of tricked our rides, did someone say 30K millionaires? Anyway the problem is these guys always end up taking home the hottest ladies, well for Omaha at least 8.6534261’s definitely 2.364736’s anywhere else. What is wrong with the girls around this town. A nice guy like me cannot seem to catch a break. WTF? I haven’t seen much mid-west action up lately so put these posers on blast and bring them back down to earth. AND let the ladies around this town realize these guys are Fake SGM fo sho.

I’m only putting this up cause I know the Dirty Army will shred you.  This post is gunna back fire on you…and lets be honest you don’t bring anyone home, unless of course you run a taxi service at night to try and bring in some extra bucks, true 30k style.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think??? I only know one of these girls.. Her name is Jence and she is on my girlfriends basketball team at Vanderbilt… SGM? Whats your take?

Fake, all of them could possibly have a greg tucked inside those bottoms.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these guys are repping the SGM down under. What’s the verdict, real or fake?

Fake, from left to right we have a forgy, a pedophile and some band reject who touches animals.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is grandma sgm, upside down, real or fake sgm nik? notice the killer shades.

Fake, she has no idea what she is doing you put her up to this..and the shades are fake.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Blonde SGM from Toronto canada…she calls herself Traci Blondie Blonde but is queen of SGM! sit’s soooo annoying! LOL.

Fake, real SGM own more than one hat nor do they look plastic or sleep with douchebags.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not to get too all-up-on-the-nuts, but you’re the epitome of Capitalism and everything right with it. You see a market, a thriving venue, and you move in on it; make it your own, and capitalize. This is how it is done. Not many people realize it, so they simply dismiss it as another internet tabloid site; but they’re morons, and it’s hard to pacify them.  Keep doing what you’re doing, man. This sh*t is sanctified. pic unrelated. DA Army strong! PS: Bale is real SGM.

Thank you young padawon.- nik