<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities &#187; Scissor Gang Mafia</title> <atom:link href="http://thedirty.com/category/scissor-gang-mafia/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://thedirty.com</link> <description>Nik Richie is the world’s first and most famous reality gossip blog, featuring a brutally honest look at the publics everyday social lives with a few of your favorite celebrities mixed in.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:00:30 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <atom:link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com"/><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://superfeedr.com/hubbub"/> <item><title>SGM Sloot</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/sgm-sloot/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/sgm-sloot/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:52:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Westside-AZ]]></category> <category><![CDATA[NAU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[westside]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/sgm-sloot/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this SGM sl*ts name is Ana H, She plays off to be so sweet and innocent, but once you turn your back watch out! She thinks shes the Hottest thing around just get her some boos and shell be flirting with your man in no time, so for everyone in NAU [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-351081" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php5ml3Dl.jpg" alt="NAU SGM Slut" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-351081" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpxp5Q8z.jpg" alt="NAU SGM Slut" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this SGM sl*ts name is Ana H, She plays off to be so sweet and innocent, but once you turn your back watch out! She thinks shes the Hottest thing around just get her some boos and shell be flirting with your man in no time, so for everyone in NAU watch out!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>You can tell the fat girl in the back really wants a greg in her mouth.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/sgm-sloot/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Beware of This Scam Artist</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/beware-of-this-scam-artist/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/beware-of-this-scam-artist/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:03:18 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Sacramento]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/beware-of-this-scam-artist/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY:  I LOVE MONEY, DRUGS, SEX WITH MEN FOR MONEY, AND ME AND MY MOM ARE SCAM ARTIST AND LOVE TO SUE PEOPLE FOR PILL MONEY! Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, real rack.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-346412" title="0000 copy" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/0000-copy3.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="450" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">THE DIRTY ARMY:</span></strong>  I LOVE MONEY, DRUGS, SEX WITH MEN FOR MONEY, AND ME AND MY MOM ARE SCAM ARTIST AND LOVE TO SUE PEOPLE FOR PILL MONEY!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, real rack.- nik</span></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/beware-of-this-scam-artist/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>87</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kansa City ROIDals SGM?</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:03:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Obi, Diana, and Micha forget the Royals these are KC ROIDals, Nik are these dudes SGM?. FAKE their fingers are stuck that way from injecting.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342048" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php1E4deY.jpg" alt="KANAS CITY ROIDals SGM?" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik this is Obi, Diana, and Micha forget the Royals these are KC ROIDals, Nik are these dudes SGM?.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>FAKE their fingers are stuck that way from injecting.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>20</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kim K And Jay Leno Scissor Gang Mafia</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/kim-k-and-jay-leno-scissor-gang-mafia/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/kim-k-and-jay-leno-scissor-gang-mafia/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:27:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/kim-k-and-jay-leno-scissor-gang-mafia/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here is a a pic of Kim K and Jay Leno&#8230; So real or fake SGM? Both Real SGM&#8230; Only because Kim is about to kick her cheater dude to the curb and Jay wears all denim.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-339947" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpYmdUdu.jpg" alt="Kim K and Jay real or fake SGM??" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">THE DIRTY ARMY:</span></strong> Hey Nik here is a a pic of Kim K and Jay Leno&#8230; So real or fake SGM?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Both Real SGM&#8230; Only because Kim is about to kick her cheater dude to the curb and Jay wears all denim.- nik</span></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/13/kim-k-and-jay-leno-scissor-gang-mafia/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>20</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I Think This Is Real SGM</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/i-think-this-is-real-sgm/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/i-think-this-is-real-sgm/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:14:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Orlando]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/i-think-this-is-real-sgm/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was stalking a friend of mine on facebook and came across this picture in the latest posted album. What do you think? I think he is part of the REAL SGM. Fake Scissor Gang Mafia Real greg touchers.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-336868" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php9p70Yv.jpg" alt="I think this is REAL SGM" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, I was stalking a friend of mine on facebook and came across this picture in the latest posted album. What do you think? I think he is part of the REAL SGM.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Fake Scissor Gang Mafia Real greg touchers.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/11/i-think-this-is-real-sgm/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>13</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>SOREAL Night Life SGM Worthy</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/10/soreal-night-life-sgm-worthy/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/10/soreal-night-life-sgm-worthy/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:28:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Sacramento]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/10/soreal-night-life-sgm-worthy/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Mike P*rone, the owner of SOREAL nightlife in Sacramento SGM worthy? Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, especially with that tank top on. Come to Venue on saturday, so(NOT)real is for the gays.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-331262" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpS4OwyK.jpg" alt="SOREAL Night Life SGM Worthy?" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, is Mike P*rone, the owner of SOREAL nightlife in Sacramento SGM worthy?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, especially with that tank top on. Come to Venue on saturday, so(NOT)real is for the gays.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/10/soreal-night-life-sgm-worthy/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>24</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Alien SGM</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/08/alien-sgm/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/08/alien-sgm/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:33:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fat]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ugly]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/08/alien-sgm/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: the first time i saw a picture of this girl, i couldn&#8217;t see the colors red or orange for hours after because her alien skin color was burned into my eyes due to intensity. i think i sense extraterrestrial activity. is she real or fake (sgm)? Fake, No fattys are ever real. She [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-327566" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php0cqVMr.jpg" alt="WARNING: YOU MAY BLACK OUT FROM THE UGLY YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE." /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-327566" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpGld068.jpg" alt="WARNING: YOU MAY BLACK OUT FROM THE UGLY YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE." /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> the first time i saw a picture of this girl, i couldn&#8217;t see the colors red or orange for hours after because her alien skin color was burned into my eyes due to intensity. i think i sense extraterrestrial activity. is she real or fake (sgm)?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Fake, No fattys are ever real. She needs to use the scissors to cut her carb count down.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/08/alien-sgm/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cheater SGM</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/04/cheater-sgm/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/04/cheater-sgm/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:59:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cheater]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/04/cheater-sgm/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: This is a 22yr 5ft nothing that takes pleasure in cheating on HER boyfriend&#8230; no man is safe..and whats up with the dumbass crooked smiles?? Real or Fake SGM Nik? Fake: You cant be real if you have sausage fingers.- nik  ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-323353" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpMjL2nk.jpg" alt="Young skank that cheats on her boyfriend" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> This is a 22yr 5ft nothing that takes pleasure in cheating on HER boyfriend&#8230; no man is safe..and whats up with the dumbass crooked smiles?? Real or Fake SGM Nik?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Fake: You cant be real if you have sausage fingers.- nik</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><p style="text-align: center;"> </p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/04/cheater-sgm/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Real Or Fake Scissor Gang Mafia</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/02/real-or-fake-scissor-gang-mafia-2/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/02/real-or-fake-scissor-gang-mafia-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:00:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[USC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Wisconsin]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/02/real-or-fake-scissor-gang-mafia-2/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, just thought I&#8217;d get your opinion on this guy. You know who he is so don&#8217;t have to give any introductions. Wanted to get your opinion on whether or not he&#8217;s real SGM. Remember, he&#8217;s the guy supposedly has too much money to spend and yet went a strip club [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-320683" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/DIRTY_phpXiCRnM.jpg" alt="Real or Fake?" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">THE DIRTY ARMY:</span></strong> Hey nik, just thought I&#8217;d get your opinion on this guy. You know who he is so don&#8217;t have to give any introductions. Wanted to get your opinion on whether or not he&#8217;s real SGM. Remember, he&#8217;s the guy supposedly has too much money to spend and yet went a strip club throwing out fake bills. Real or fake?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Floyd will not be REAL Scissor Gang Mafia until he beats the sh*t out of Pacquiao.  I decided.- nik</span></strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/02/real-or-fake-scissor-gang-mafia-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>39</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Freddy Fags And Ronnie FORGY</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/02/27/freddy-fags-and-ronnie-forgy/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/02/27/freddy-fags-and-ronnie-forgy/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Freddy Fags]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Dirty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ronnie]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=314170</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I see Freddy Fags was busy hanging out with Ronnie&#8230;.so Nik, are they real or fake SGM? Stupid question that you already know the answer to.  Misery loves company.- nik]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-314170" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/DIRTY_phpk7YEzR.jpg" alt="Freddy Fags and Ronnie FORGY" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">THE DIRTY ARMY:</span></strong> Nik I see Freddy Fags was busy hanging out with Ronnie&#8230;.so Nik, are they real or fake SGM?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Stupid question that you already know the answer to.  Misery loves company.- nik</span></strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/02/27/freddy-fags-and-ronnie-forgy/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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