Rapper Flo Rida SGM


rapper Flo Rida SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, rapper Flo Rida famous for is his song “LOW” and responsible for making white girls wear apple bottom jeans and boot with the furs, is this guy real or fake SGM, remember you might run into him in MIA this week.

REAL SGM, this guy is a straight hustler.  Gotta to give credit to FLO, even though he is not a fan of good looking girls.- nik

SGM Godfather


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, could it be that the SGM Godfather is residing right here in Minneapolis?! Nick Z can be found in busted Minneapolis clubs when not sitting on Photoshop creating dreamworlds where he parties with the likes of Paris Hilton or on Facebook sending friend requests to anyone to add to the 3k randoms he already has. I come to you because you are an expert on the matter… Real or Fake SGM?

Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, real 10K Millionaire living with his Mom watching internet porn during the day until it is time to go out to the nightclubs.- nik

Representing The Dirty


Representing The Dirty Everywhere

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, just thought i’d show you that the The Dirty Army is representing everywhere, even on Xbox live. Here is my gamertag and emblem. Nerd i know, but always Dirty Army strong!

REAL Scissor Gang Mafia.  I decided.- nik

Meet Hendo..Real Or Fake


Meet Hendo.. real or fake

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik meet hendo 6th yr OSU junior living legend in some houses … once got kicked out of sugar bar for slappin a dancers booty. real or fake sgm.

Fake, real SGM aren’t afraid of the sun.- nik

Dirty Army Strong In Cabo


Dirty Army Strong in Cabo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we are from Laguna Beach and just got back from Cabo. I was wearing an SGM hat that I got for X-Mas…..One guy new about it and many asked so you should maybe start a Cabo section because we partied hard for 7 days and kept talking about it to everyone. We could submit a lot of pics to get it started! This is after a long night out, we saw the red cups and figured we would spice it up with the hat.

REAL Scissor Gang Mafia!  I have a Cabo section so let’s get dirty with it.  I am gutting Canada, I might as well gut Mexico.  DIRTY ARMY, don’t be gun shy in other countries… I am an equal opportunity employer.- nik

SGM Strikes Hard In Surrey


SGM Strikes Hard in Surrey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are Surreys finest about to go out on another night of binge drinking and whoring themselves out to whoever will give them c*ke. Lets play a game, guess which member(s) of this SGM faction have fake t*ttys? yes you guessed it, all of them! Apparently its a right of passage for a young woman in Surrey. These are 5 of the nastiest hoes you’ll ever come across, they’ll cheat on their boyfriends and try to steal yours, all just for a little blow. What do you think nik, you’ve gotta hate these over bronzed wannabe barbies almost as much as I do! So , are they SGM recruitment potential?

Fake, real SGM don’t look like horses and know how to pose without looking like a tard.- nik

Fake Sacramento SGM Douchebag


FAKE sacramento SGM douchebag

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this here is Josh, he lives in the Sacramento area originally from So-Cal. Nik, this guy needs his ass to be blasted. I started talking to him on this website MyYearbook and he wanted to meet up, well he was also hitting on my friend at the same time and we’re just like “thats not cool”. I told him I didn’t want to meet up with guys from online because of my safety and what not and this douchebag just went ape sh*t on me calling me a b!tch and c*nt. I’m sorry, but I don’t think its cool that a guy go around calling chicks that, just because they don’t want to meet them in person. Besides, he’s a fake ass SGM, and I’m sure you would agree. So Nic, please put this guy on blast so all the chicks out in sacramento can stay away from this guy. I have a feeling he’s going to be a wife beater when he gets married..

Wow his neck is thicker then his chest, not something to be proud of..put the needle down.- nik

Porn Star SGM?


Porn Star SGM?

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik i met this mac force field clown who supposedly does porn down in Hermosa beach one night after her fat a$$ ate my cupcake. We hung out for a while but she got annoying so i had to drop her like Kurt Warner does footballs. Would you stick your greg in her and is she scissor gang mafia?

I don’t even want to know where those poop stabber fingers have been.  Major Fake SGM!- nik

Soccer Mom SGM


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out in the STL even soccer moms are SGM, check out the proof on this moms minivan.  so nik true or fake sgm?

FAKE SGM, real Scissor Gang Mafia don’t drive American made cars.- nik

Birmingham’s Trout


Birmingham's Trout

Birmingham's Trout

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tim, a well-known bartender at Club 1120 in Birmingham, AL. He is a guido in his late thirties that has f*cked almost every girl in the state. He spreads h*rpes like crazy and is even rumored to bang underage high school girls. The brunette in the picture is his ex-girlfriend that he cheated on like crazy, then tried to pin everything on her. Watch out!

Fake Scissor Gang Mafia and judging by his ex-girlfriend’s face I am not worried about who he sleeps with because those girls will never cross my yellow brick road.- nik