Gerardo Concepcion: Cuban Casanova Failure

September 2, 2014 Miami, Scottsdale, The Dirty 4

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, of all the wannabe garbage that infiltrates Scottsdale and Miami, this Cuban Casanova FAILURE is the latest. As a struggling minor-league player, he’s a tad close to being kicked off the Cubs Organization. Not only does he think he is better than everyone he comes in contact with, but he is guilty of spreading DRD to many unlucky women. You’ll often find him driving some shiny new vehicle, which, by the way, he uses to pick up Dog-faced teenage girls who work at Ranch Market Mexican Grocery store. To begin with, he brought over his 17 year old girlfriend from Cuba to Miami, only to inform her that she was “not woman enough” to enjoy the luxury he provided her in this country, (AKA a plethora of Forever 21 tops). Now, you’ll find his Instagram and verbiage overflowing with brand names he only wishes he could properly pronounce. Poor Gerardo Concepcion seems to have forgotten where he came from…selling his clothes in the streets of Havana, Cuba so he could eat. In all honesty, working & being a humble human is absolutely respectable. It’s only mentioned because he has completely forgotten his roots and turned himself into a Tony Montana wannabe guido. I hope this becomes public so he can stop pretending he comes from a place higher than the rest of us. Beware of this creepy pervert. He resides in Miami and Scottsdale. If you think you see him, double check by scoping out his entourage. If it includes at least one hideous troll he calls a “female,” it’s him. In that case…RUN!

Cool tribal tats bro, hope 2004 is treating you well.- nik



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Pathetic, Desperate, Schizo

September 2, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale 0

 

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Rebecca Frankenberger. She’s the most desperate, pathetic 35 year old freak that no one should go near with a 20ft pole if they knew what was good for them. She’s a flat chested sloot & has zero self respect. She whored herself out all over the internet doing amateur disgusting porn, as well as whored herself out all over the city of Scottsdale, Phoenix, as well as any surrounding cities that will acknowledge her. She’s a COP CALLER, a SNITCH, & an all around schizophrenic. She’s on so many meds she has lost her mind completely. She was fucking my boyfriend with her desperate attempt to make it seem like someone gave a shit about her. Which has sadly led to the cold, hard, truth in the end that no one cares now or will ever care about her 35 year old worthless, trashy self. She\’ll stop at nothing to degrade herself as much as she possibly can, in hopes that she’ll come out with anything or anyone at all. Fortunately her true colors have shown, that this nut case is only destined for the mental asylum. If anyone sees this hopeless, loser walking the streets looking for pity or following your boyfriend around like a lost, ugly puppy…My advice to you would be to run the other way quick & grab your boyfriend before she tries to ruin his life like she’s trying to do to my boyfriend currently! Trust me you do not want anything to do with her she’ll try to seduce your man with her skanky antics, threaten you, lie under oath & try to set you up in any way possible. BEWARE!



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What Is The Big Deal

September 1, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 64

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, LIKE REALLY… this little hooch bag dyes her hair from sh*t to blonde and thinks she’s hot sh*t now. Like no bitch hold up… 1 – you’re skinny as hell.  2 – you do anything just for a little attention 3 – is the push up bra your best friend? Nik, this broad has been hoping around from restaurant and bar all over the East Valley because she knows dirty old men will tip her big because she looks 10-13… eww. She thinks she’s the sh*t because she drinks underage with her fake and some sort of local celeb because a ton of old dirty guys friend her on facebook, but best thing of all is how she then complains about all the creepy guys that are her friends…. like bitch you had to accept their request in the first place!!!

How old is she and what clubs does she go to?- nik



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Psycho Wal-Mart Janitor

August 27, 2014 Dirty Business, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 347

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in the mens room at Wal-Mart on 35th avenue and Bethany Home last night washing my face in the sink. When I turned around to grab a paper towel from the dispenser the janitor asked me “Did you get all that sperm cleaned off your face f**got?” I was outraged and went to a cashier to ask for a manager. He denied everything and said I tried to hit him and take his phone! I never said or did anything to provoke him. He harassed me for no reason and the manager told me a paying customer to leave! The cashier told me that the janitors name is Johnny and I am definitely going to report him to their corporate headquarters as well as the manager who took the side of that asshole!

A lot of people masturbate in Wal-Mart bathrooms… Johnny knows this.- nik



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Preppy Image Trashy Actions

August 25, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I love the dirty! I got yet another truth to expose. I met this girl Dannielle Sumter at ASU. She is attending school to be an English teacher but I am going to tell you why she is more qualified for hooking then teaching. We met last February and had a friends with benefits thing for the rest of the semester. All I had to do was take her shopping at Scottsdale Fashion Square and she would spread her freckled legs! She never told me she had a boyfriend who was in the army and stationed in Kentucky the whole time! Nik please expose this tramp who tries so hard to convince people she is a sweet little church girl for the lying, backstabbing, nymphomaniac she is!



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Best Magic Trick In History

August 24, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this real or fake?  Because if it is real, this is the greatest magic trick in the history of the world.

Fake.- nik



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Selfie Obsessed Douche

August 22, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Westside-AZ 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this looser Anthony Densi goes around friending random people on Facebook posting new selfies relentlessly. He is employed as a society graphic designer but still lives with his mommy. Doesn’t pay any bills or buy food at all. He goes to Old Town bars and hooks up with cougars who look similar to his mom which implies he has serious issues. This guy loves attention so lets give him some!



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The Molly In Scottsdale Is Strong

August 17, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 136

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to tell someone cause this is driving me insane.  I’m 22 and just started poppin Molly and I have to say its the best feeling in the world. I’ve never been so positive and happy in life when I’m on it.  I tell my feelings to all my friends.  A few weeks back my bestfriend and I were bored on a Tuesday and decided to pop a few.  A few hours later we were 3 deep each and couldn’t get any chicks over to hook up with… so since we cared about each other so much, we gave each other hand jobs…. at the time I didn’t think it was gay, but now I 100 percent think its gay as sh*t that we did that.  My BF and I haven’t talked to each other since that night and I’m sure he is weirded out like I am.  What should I do?

Drugs just open your mind to honest possibilities. You act out on mental truths. The first thing you should do it tell your parents that you are Gay.- nik



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