The Dirty Scottsdale

What Has P-Nazi Been Up To

Posted in P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like some things never change.  After a short stint in tent city, P-Nazi is back roaming the streets of Scottsdale in his leased CTS. He spent some time in NYC on “business,” which means posting up at a coffee shop drinking a latte and trying to change the world one idea at a time. The only thing that ends up changing is the bandana on pnazi’s head, depending on the type of mood he is in. I hear if he is wearing a red bandana it means he wants to bang a girl on the rag, AKA rasberry filled donut, but who really knows? Anyways, just thought I would warn the Scottsdale population that with summer approaching, he will be rampant at pool party douche bag festivals comin to a place near you. Still unemployed and living off of dad, pnazi marches on. Can anyone confirm the rumors that pnazi suffered testicular torsion drunk off of Goose last week while showing off at a slip and slide party?

You can take the Bag out of the Douche, but you cannot take the Douche out of the Bag.  Welcome home P-Nazi.- nik

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SGM Sloot

Posted in Scissor Gang Mafia, Scottsdale, Westside-AZ | March 19th, 2010

NAU SGM Slut

NAU SGM Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this SGM sl*ts name is Ana H, She plays off to be so sweet and innocent, but once you turn your back watch out! She thinks shes the Hottest thing around just get her some boos and shell be flirting with your man in no time, so for everyone in NAU watch out!

You can tell the fat girl in the back really wants a greg in her mouth.- nik

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Scottsdale Model

Posted in Scottsdale, Would You? | March 19th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sarah Gw**n she thinks she is some kind of model, Nik can you knock some since in this chick and tell her she IS NEVER GOING TO BE A MODEL.

Just cause you work your thunder thighs into muscle doesn’t mean you can model, the rest of you is slackin and ur legs are still too big.- nik

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InCase You Didn’t Know

Posted in ASU, InCase You Didnt Know..., Scottsdale | March 19th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jennifer Wh**e as she is now called.  This girl used to go to ASU..She was an ugly druggy chick who nobody wanted anything to do with…Somehow this chick became hot and cleaned up her act after doing porn.  I have no clue how she got into it but I randomly saw her in a porn and my jaw dropped to the floor… So Nik what do you think of this chicks transformation.. How many ASU kids do you think are kicking themselves for not taking advantage of this chick when they could, just to say they did..I know I am.

Ronnie boy is looking quite dapper in his old age.- nik

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White Trash Purple Crayon Lover

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 18th, 2010

White Trash Purple Crayon Lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Whitney, She is white trash. She is all over pretty much every purple crayon in the east valley. She has an almost 3 year old son who she thought was her boyfriend Jason’s(white guy) but when the baby was born surprise it was black. And besides that she needs +2’s. This girl needs to be put on blast!

Gross, her inner thighs look like an ass…2 butts, double butt, or maybe her boobs are growing there.- nik

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Stupid Girl

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | March 18th, 2010

Stupid Girl

Stupid Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl isn’t even in college anymore and she still tries to act like she runs Mill and her lame Sorority. She’s constantly a b*tch to EVERYONE. She is just plain mean and rude and doesn’t care about anyone else at all. The world doesn’t revolve around you because you talk loud and have the MOST annoying voice hun, just so you know. This girl seriously thinks everyone likes her and she never understands why people don’t like her because she’s “so nice to everyone” but you’re not bi*ch you are the worst person to have ever been in my presence and I hope you now realize EVERYONE HATES YOU! Maybe your boyfriend will eventually realize he could get much better then a whore who has tried to get with all his bros. .

Its cause shes a mill ave sloot.  She sleeps with all the guys who work there and feels special because she knows a guy at every bar.

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Scottsdale Prissy Cougar

Posted in Cougars, Scottsdale | March 17th, 2010

Scottsdale Prissy Bitc*

Scottsdale Prissy Bitc*

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman Angela well everyone knows her as Jay B*rkes Milf which is by far disgusting she is a dumb b*tch who doesnt know how to act her age (which is over 40) and cover up her body. she is nasty as f*ck. talks trash about everyone and thinks she is the goddess of italians..she needs to learn how to MIND her own f*cking business she is all sorts of pathetic.

Over 40, try over 50 and she looks desperate which make her look like a wh*re.- nik

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Tempe 12 Material

Posted in Scottsdale, Would You? | March 17th, 2010

Tempe 12?

Tempe 12?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik would you with Chelsea, wanna be tempe 12? She use to be such a good girl but went down hill this year. Slut rampage. Heavy drinker and now a stoner bitch. What gives her the courage to try out for tempe 12? Please tell this eskimo looking hoe she is not good enough for tempe 12. .

Photoshop gave her the courage, her face is severely weathered.- nik

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Mill Avenue Sloot

Posted in Scottsdale | March 17th, 2010

Mill ave sloot, at it again..

Mill ave sloot, at it again..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Trisha the Mill ave sloot is at it again. She is the biggest homie hopper i have ever met, and is making her way to scottsdale now that she has lost weight and thinking she looks good. heard she was dirty and passing sh*t around. she f*cks her friends over, and doesn’t give them back their stuff, and sleeps with their guys. watch out for this girl!

You know all the scottsdale and westside sloots all roll d*cks before chicks.- nik

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The Arizona Cardinals Sign Derek Anderson

Posted in Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010

The Arizona Cardinals Sign Derek Anderson

The Arizona Cardinals Sign Derek Anderson

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear The Arizona Cardinals and former Cleveland Browns quarterback Derek Anderson have agreed to a two-year contract worth $7.25 million. Does that mean your boy Matt Leinart will continue to hold a clipboard again next year? The Cards must not have any faith in Leinarts ability if they went out and signed a young Pro Bowl quarterback. I guess since he won’t have to worry about studying film and getting ready for games Leinart can continue to party with underage chicks.

Matt, at what point are you going to grow some balls and demand a trade.  All Arizona has done for you is make you look like a worthless joke.- nik

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