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WM Phoenix Open Is Not Even About Golf Any Longer

December 19, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 4

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you appreciate the game of golf like I do, but I’m not too thrilled about the WM Phoenix Open this year. No one even cares about the game, all people want to do is get sh*t faced and go home with some slut. Remember the days when people came out to the event to appreciate the sport of the rich and high class… not just trash. The birdsnest is already sold out on Friday because Kid Rock is performing.

Just wait until Saturday, everyone is going to be on Molly since Afrojack will be pressing play.- nik



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Cassandra Columbus Loves To Cheat

December 19, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 39

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Cassandra Columbus has got to be the biggest piece of trash I have ever met.  She cheated on 2 of our troops back to back. Manipulated my friend to getting back with her, using her kid as a crutch that wasn’t even his to begin with.  Telling every guy she met while she was with him that she was single.  But her on blast, I feel so bad for her child.

What’s with all the bubbles?- nik



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Adam Raab is a sex predator

December 18, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Adam Raab of Intel is the epitome of a child sex predator. He routinely goes on SnapChat and shows his genitals to young boys and asks them to do the same. WTF! My nephew almost fell victim to this perv Adam Raab before I put a stop to it and blocked him! Moreover, Adam Raab always hangs around Toys R Us here in Phoenix and is often seen chatting up with young boys. Nik, you should put this monster-in-the-making on blast so that other young children don’t fall victim to his ways and parents need to be made aware of Adam Raab’s sickening ways!



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Tempe Town Slore

December 18, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I was on the light rail platform at mill and 3rd and look who I run into? This girls name is Chelsea and she is the nastiest skank in ASU history. Every frat boy and football player has hit that. Heard she has drd so I thought I’d warn people.



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Since Her Friends Won’t Say Anything

December 17, 2014 Scottsdale 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you would think her good friends would help her out on this. I don’t even need to explain. To all her so called good friends, clearly you are not being honest with her.



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Scottsdale Library Nazi

December 17, 2014 Scottsdale, Westside-AZ 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey whats up Nik? Ok so I cannot believe in all my years of faithfully reading the dirty this one guy has never showed up! His name is “Geno” and he works at Scottsdale Public Library branch near the Civic Center in Old Town.Hes basically a little bitch who works at the “help” desk and goes around the library complaining of the smallest things. Like if you listen on your phone but don’t talk he will tell you to “take it outside!” and he doesn’t give warnings like if your using headphones he will tap you hard on the shoulder and “ban you for the day\”. My sister used to work at a subway near the branch when she was going to SCC and she would come into the library to study after work. She would get into conversations with Geno and eventually they went on a couple dates and he was a total creep with her. She told me that after he took her out to the Coach House bar and they left he insisted on taking her to back to his place. When they got there he was putting his hands on her and she kept saying no and finally he stopped after she slapped him and he refused to drive her home and had to call me to come out to get her at 11:30 when I had work the next day! So yeah I figured Id come down to the library take some shots of Geno while he was busy flirting with some girl, share the story and blast his punk ass. I’m surprised he likes girls because he always wears pink shirts and has a german haircut in america.



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Hide Your Husbands

December 16, 2014 Scottsdale, Tempe 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chantale DeFelice. She is probably the trashiest most insane thing ever to be engaged to like three or more dudes over time. She currently lives in Tempe with her extremely insane overprotective senior citizen of a husband. She is 24 and he is almost 50. Nothing wrong with that when the right amount of credit cards are involved right? Her week days are consumed by using those credit cards about as much as she shares her pussy, and meeting up with married men, or men that have long term girlfriends, (the more solid of a foundation it seems they have the more it turns her on). She not only spends her time meeting up with these dudes for “coffee” and other sexual favors but with her kid strapped to her body like some morally bankrupt fuck of a human (nobody knows who the father of this kid is either!). In the course of history I can’t account for one dude she has gloated about cheating on. Not only that if she is able to maintain a female friend for over 3 months you better f*cking believe she’s f*cked his significant other or is well on her way! Watch out for who’s smiling in your face because this smile comes with VD and is getting all wet at the thought of destroying every suburban life that isn’t the one included in her fake contractual marriage to her clearly mid life crisis husband. Facebook is mostly where she prowls because she knows that’s where most douchey couple’s relationships are thriving and public. I am pretty sure if she didn’t create drama in her own life she would probably starve to death and end up emaciated because drama clearly has to be her life force. I feel bad for her husband, I feel bad for her kid, her friends, and anyone who touches her without a double wrap of latex gloves.



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Larry Fitzgerald’s Groupie Baby Momma

December 16, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 67

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Larry Fitzgerald’s dream killer baby mom Melissa. She has a teenage son from her young days with a guy named Darius (she deleted ALL pics of this son and only posts about Larry’s son now). Before Larry, she knowingly moved with her older son to live with a big drug king pin in Baltimore named Naz. He was arrested so she left him and moved to athletes. Got pregnant by Larry, gave birth and left her older son to move to LA where she could threaten for the most child support. She’s secretly trying to get pregnant again and acts innocent and not about the money because plan A is to be wifey. When that doesn’t work, she plots to move back to LA and make his life hell. Here’s a pic of her and a quote she posted in September when she got mad at him. She deleted it, but screenshots for the win. He better watch out for this one.

Larry don’t ask me to delete this post. It wont happen. I was being cool on the last ones, but now the tide is turning. You chose this life…not me.- nik



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