THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my wife which I love dearly, has a bit of facial hair like some girls. Lets just say she can grow a legit mustache. She always uses stuff like nair to get rid of it, but the problem is she has to grow it out a bit… you know how nasty it is kissing your wife while she has a stash? She has no problem walking around the house with the stuff above her lip but when I ask her to get it removed permanently, she starts yelling at me. Please tell her whats up!!!! I feel gay sometimes. FYI this is not my wife, but it should be.
Just buy a Papyrus card and write to your wife that you will pay to laser away her upper lip hair. The card will make her know you care. And this will be cheaper in the long run. Done.- nik