THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenae. She is dating/stalking my former roommate. Here is what went down. This girl takes MASSIVE SH*TS! I had been gone for about five days and I was leaving the next day for what was planning to be a two month bicycle ride to Panama City. I stopped by my house to pick up all my gear and my entire bedroom was flooded. It had been for four days. No one called me to tell me that Janaes sh*t and dirty toilet water flooded my bedroom about an inch high. All my furniture is antique solid wood and one of my most prized possessions was a bedside table formerly owned by Thomas Jefferson. Every leg of every table and all the bedposts were water logged. Under my bed extra computers, all of my files, and most importantly when your traveling my passport…. RUINED. As was my trip that I had been planning for two months. She had flooded the bathroom several times in the past, but this was by far the worst. I had to move out of that house instead of traveling and now I have to wait for a new passport. So please put this big sh*tter on blast and if you ever have a dinner party; don’t let this big sh*tter in your bathroom.
How many kids do you needa pop out to lose bowel control like that.- nik
