Scottsdale | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Larry Fitzgerald’s Groupie Baby Momma

December 16, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale, The Dirty 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Larry Fitzgerald’s dream killer baby mom Melissa. She has a teenage son from her young days with a guy named Darius (she deleted ALL pics of this son and only posts about Larry’s son now). Before Larry, she knowingly moved with her older son to live with a big drug king pin in Baltimore named Naz. He was arrested so she left him and moved to athletes. Got pregnant by Larry, gave birth and left her older son to move to LA where she could threaten for the most child support. She’s secretly trying to get pregnant again and acts innocent and not about the money because plan A is to be wifey. When that doesn’t work, she plots to move back to LA and make his life hell. Here’s a pic of her and a quote she posted in September when she got mad at him. She deleted it, but screenshots for the win. He better watch out for this one.

Larry don’t ask me to delete this post. It wont happen. I was being cool on the last ones, but now the tide is turning. You chose this life…not me.- nik

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Arizona Fooslore Holly Minnig

December 16, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: At the moment this picture was taken, she was cheating on him, her husband. And my husband was cheating on me, with her. Her husband took her back. I kicked mine out. Holly Minnig is a psychotic attention starved whore who trolls the Phoenix foosball bars to pick up guys who are unaware of her self centered life. She used to be a friend of ours, till she decided to take my husband and wreck my life. She wrecked her own home too, but she does not care. While her ‘husband’ works hard to support the family, she is off screwing around, a lot! She is a stay at home mom/slut who has not worked a day in her life. She’s a Foos-whore! Her life is a total train wreck, and she will make yours one too. If you see her, grab your husband and run!

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Jake Borup

December 16, 2014 Scottsdale 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: I am surprised he hasn’t been posted on here yet. This balding sleaze is broke, married with kids and goes out on her all the time. I have been mutual friends with him and his wife for years. He is the definition of “The Dirty”. After knowing him this long, multiple people who know him think he is bi… His friends get creeped out from him from his constant texts asking if they want to be part of a threesome with haggard fat chicks. I am embarrassed for him and more importantly feel terrible for his wife.. LADIES be careful if this creeper tries to contact you. He’s a walking disease and looks like a frog and I would not doubt he has diseases if he really is sleeping with guys that’s a whole other issue. Time for him to get called out. Ugly + Broke = ? What do you think Nik?

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HiFi — Sixth Annual ‘Toys for Tatas’ Christmas Charity Event In Scottsdale

December 11, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 0


Scottsdale, AZ — Join me this Thursday, December 11 as I host the Sixth Annual ‘Toys for Tatas’ Christmas Charity Event at HiFi in Old Town. Dr. Corwin Martin of ESTETICA will be Santa Claus for a lucky lady again this Christmas. So bring toys for a chance to win free +2′s. For more information on contest rules please contact reservations: 480-786-9945. Don’t miss out on this great event to help the children and a flat chested woman.- nik

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Michelle Snyder

December 9, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: This whore is like 40 yet she’s screwing a 19 year old at asu! Sh’s a nasty slut and brags about having her nudes up on isanyoneup? that old emo site. She thinks she’s sexy but is uglier than snooki! She looks like mikeal Jackson!

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She Loves Buffalo Wild Wings

December 7, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this thing claims she’s “not a whore” yet she escorts which means guys pay her to sleep with them the very definition of a whore! She “works” every night so she’s literally been with hundreds of thousands of men yet she blows all her cash on Pepsi, weed, red bottoms, and cheap handbags. Stay away from this tranny guys! She’s a regular at Buffalo Wild Wings in Tempe where she knows one of the servers.

But she is married according to the band and red nail polish.- nik

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Who Is Alysson Holt’s GoPro

December 5, 2014 Scottsdale, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 59


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the dirty army needs to figure out who is supporting Alysson Holt’s life. Did Shimderella really land her prince charming or is she being paid by a sleezy old GoPro? From what I heard she is banging the owner of Mattress Firm. Must be nice living in Anguilla while Nickel starves in Scottsdale.

Looks like all her plastic surgery is finally starting to settle.- nik

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I Love Scottsdale But…

December 5, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love Scottsdale, but sometimes the +2′s try to escape the ugly.  Don’t you agree?

I’m still trying to figure out the chest on the left.- nik

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