THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off let me say that I have been “Dirty Army Strong” since the days of Dirty Scottsdale. It has been incredible seeing what you have built and being able to add my five cents in the form of posts from time to time. I am submitting this today as I need alittle help or should I say guidance from the General of the Dirty Army Nik Richie. I have been dating a Dreamkiller for several years and she defines how bad dreamkiller’s are, she caused me more problems then I care to discuss. Long story short I kicked her out of my Condo yesterday and told her to piss off for good. In getting back to being me I booked a flight to Miami for next weekend to attend one of my boys Bachelor Party. Today I talked to the best man about what the plans are and needless to say I am disappointed. They made reservations at sh*tty restaurants but more importantly sh*tty clubs that I have would never set foot in. Do to my poor decision of trying to make a whore a housewife I have been out of the game in Miami for a few years and no longer have contacts. I want to make sure Saturday night is a night to remember for my boy but more importantly I want to party my Ex out of my mind as I find a new piece with perfect +2′s in Miami. As a dirty soldier I wanted to ask if you have a recommendation for us on Saturday night and if you have someone you could recommend I contact to make reservations as I want a hassle free night and to party like Nik Richie. I appreciate the help and keep doing what you do best and keep putting the D-bags on blast. We ride together, we die together, Dirty Army for life!!!
I think I missed your party. No matter where you guys go make sure you end up at E11even Miami. And congrats on ditching the DK, I can tell you from experience… it’s not easy.- nik