THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow parents are such a good influence on there kids now days.
Underage drinking is okay as long as you’re doing it with your parents, right?- nik
Scottsdale
Indecent Exposure?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a picture of the 4th at lake havasu… I dont even know what to say about the chick with tat’s going down her leg. its sick!
Looks like these ladies are still livin’ the dream. Cow Tipping anyone? I got dibs on hefty lefty.- nik
He’s Moving To Scottsdale
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is dustin, he is a broke ass promoter that steals left over drinks. He’s moving to scottsdale to promote bands out there this month because he pretty much owes everyone money but tells everyone he has 2 jobs one as a computer dork and the other managing and promoting bands. Hope AZ treats this loser right.
He’ll fit right in, take note of his classic creeper move of “helping” girls out by touching them.- nik
Would You?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, stuck up ex girl would ya?
Answer: No, I hate when girls are stuck up for no reason. You’re clothes are cheap and you have the face of a Gremlin, there’s no reason for you to act like you’re better than everyone.
She Is Bangin
THE DIRTY ARMY: I WOULD. SHE IS SO HOT!
She had potential, but she threw it away… that Dru Hill tattoo is terrible. Get some +2′s so people will stare at something else. At least that will even you out and some sit-ups might help. Just Sayin’.- nik
Jay Z Concert
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw these and wondered.. Nik, would you go there ?
Answer: No, they should have to have a weapons permit for those saggers. One blow to the head and you’re knocked out cold.
Eric Roberts
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eric Roberts Adam Carolla and Ross McCall in studio. I’m thinking real SGM cuz Eric could kick my ass.
Fake
Real SGM don’t live off of their sisters fame, or spray tan.- nik
30K Ghetto Photographer
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,this guys name is Gilbert V.. But in true 30K Millionare fasion he can afford to pay for the domain name but not for a real website. It goes straight to his MySpace. LAMEBut him and his bottle buying dumba$$$ on blast.
I’m sure he’s going to have immigration services on his ass in no time.- nik
Twitter FAIL
I would say follow me @NikRichie, but Twitter cannot support its fans due to Michael Jackson. The world is shutting down.
Would You? Mom And Daughter
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, They both look good what do you think?
Answer: No, the mother is foreshadowing whats to come, and that’s sunspots, and saggers.
