Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty | June 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dirty Army is always strong and this scoop takes the cake.
Click on the following link http://www.courthousenews.com/2009/04/02/SuperBowlSquabble.pdf for pages of papers filed against 944 for the whole Superbowl fiasco. Plantiff’s accuse 944 of being racist towards mexicans/latin americans numerous times in the paperwork, stating that “mexicans would ruin the party” and 944 wouldn’t do any press with any latina organizations. They plantiff also alleges that 944 only wanted “white, upscale” attendees at the event – which is ironic since half the their “performers” were not white. I’m sure there advertisers and readers would love to hear about their need for only white readers and partygoers.
If you have an intern to read through the docs, they are pretty hysterical especially the part where Eric Crown says he owns 944 not Marc Lotenburg.
Dirty Army strong for life. I’ll send more info when I can…
Mexicans are cool.- nik
Posted in Dirty Rides, Scottsdale, Westside-AZ | June 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at first i thought this guy knows whats up and then i realized that he’s just a douche from arizona who thinks he’s SoCal.
Check out the license plate… he is the devil.- nik
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Scottsdale | June 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik like Big Shaq likes the young college chicks,mmmm nik do you think these little girls could handle the diesel?
That would be a weird porno to watch.- nik
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale, Would You? | June 1st, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Morgan B*ck…. I believe shes been on here before for her notorious reputation. Looks like the girl has gotten her act together and is looking better by the day. I guess she just started modeling for the 12? She could be celeb status after some help from your doctor friends for some +2′s.! What are your thoughts, would you?
Answer: No, she is nothing special. My advice get rid of the beer gut, and get some +2′s.
Posted in ASU, Scottsdale | June 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: mikey is a douche.. even?
Human trash can?- nik
Posted in Justin Bobby, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | June 1st, 2009

Justin Bobby will be Co-Hosting The Grand Re-Opening of Hurricane Bay in Phoenix with me this Saturday. It is the kick off the the United States 2-Month Immunity Tour that I will be going on. J-Bob has not made an appearance since the Bush administration so he is pumped to pull wool. Ladies I do have to warn you… he grows hair in his ears.

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Posted in Arizona / UofA, ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | June 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about Mickey Avalon, dude was making out with every girl in PCL!
I think he is legit. He made out with all his fans and stayed true to himself. Not sure what H-bomb means, but that is besides the point.- nik
Posted in Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale | June 1st, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Tap Tap Tapia otherwise known as Josh. He is the diriest guy ever. He will literally stick his penis in anything and everything with a hole. He has a GF that he constantly cheats on all the time. Sad thing is he has slept with her very own friends. He’s a stay at home loser with his parents and doesnt have a job or go to school. He has had sex with so many girls and is known to have an STD….. Reality check the burning sensation he claims IS called crabs.
He looks a little bit like he’s for the gays, but maybe that’s just the Doucheneck talking.- nik
Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty | June 1st, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your girl Gretchen Rossi was at Barcelona in Scottsdale this weekend. She was in your hood and you didn’t even show face. She was filming for the show and in true form she was dancing on the stripper pole.
Slade’s buttons must be broken. Why should I bother a couple who is in Love? Plus, without this family season 5 is going to have no sense of reality.- nik
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty | June 1st, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: So I didn’t recognize these girls without there clothes off… But they were plenty drunk and c*ked up at Valley Ho hotel in Scottsdale… But don’t let these pictures fool you they are true Transformers….Fugly girls disguised as hot chicks, but transform with every 10 yards.
Was there a porn convention at The Valley Ho this weekend? Gretchen Rossi was there too… look how broad these chicks shoulders are? They must spot each other at the Gym.- nik