THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I wanted to know your opinion on girls that go to the gym half naked/provocative as well as covered in pounds of make up. Personally, I like to wear some make up just because id till like to look decent but as far as the clothes I try to keep it normal. Do you really think that girls in skin tight booty clothes and full on make up are really there to work out or what? Obviously their intentions cant be to sweat right?! What do you think of these girls nik? Can they be taken seriously?

Those girls are only at the gym to take pictures for their social networks to hide that they don’t eat.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is random but what do you think is the ideal brazilian wax? Some girls get a landing strip, others get the upside down triangle… and then there’s me who gets everything taken off. I’m 22 and I just don’t like any hair on a female body, I think it’s gross…aka that is why I get everything waxed off. However, recently I had a conversation with a friend and she said that she thinks that is absolutely disgusting because “no man wants to have sex with a little girl”. She basically explained to me that having no hair down there is weird and is reminiscent of a prepubescent girl and that “any man who likes that is absolutely sick”. She then went on to tell me how this one guy she was seeing liked that “bald” look and she shamed him into even thinking that. Anyway, aside from the rambling on…what do you think? I still get everything waxed off and my boyfriend doesn’t mind even though he said he wouldn’t care if there was hair down there. Still though, I like it completely cleaned off…how about you? What are your thoughts on this? I think that a woman who does not maintain her business down there does not have good hygiene… and is manly.

Your friend is an idiot. You need to laser away all the hair. Bald is best and waxing is not a permanent fix. What guy wants to go down on a girl and cut their tongue from stubble or find a pubic hair stuck in their teeth?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Shantey Monique.  I’m tired of people saying Scottsdale has fell off and there is no hot girls here still.  Well, they are trippin’.  Tell me something is wrong with this beauty?  She got a booty, is a blonde and those +2′s are to die for. Shut these fools up Nik.

Her belly button looks like a fat man’s penis. I’m out.- nik

K-Wash: Nik, I need to hit you on a couple things.

1) Thanks for the GCBx hook up. I’ve lost ten pounds in 35 days so far. Real talk.

2) Dirty Army, it’s war time over here at MGI. My staff and I are currently booking Nik Richie for speaking engagements at Universities across the country. If you would like Nik to speak at your school please email me [email protected].

Yeah, I’m doing speaking engagements with book signings. If you have any input or can help please email Kent and CC myself ([email protected]) and Scooby ([email protected]).- nik

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