Scottsdale | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Andrew Patti the crappy Photog Manslore

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Andrew comes into Old Town Scottsdale and thinks he runs the place. He is the ultimate 30k millionaire; literally makes 28k per-year and pretends he is loaded. Thinks he is a professional photographer because he has a cheap crappy Android camera. Drinks Heineken just because it “looks cool” and has admitted to me in the past that’s why he drinks it. Everyone knows that Heineken is piss water and your a douche trying to get noticed if you drink it. Loves to brag hes a “Scottsdale native” yet he is originally from Peoria! His friends are lame; a bunch of virgin comic book nerds he goes on “road trips” with but unlike frat boy road trips they never get laid. They just go to comic book conventions in San Diego and stalk female bookworms dressed as cat women. What women would want these losers? Yes he is a douche but Old Town Scottsdale is flooded with them. So why is he any different? I am putting him up on because he tries to mess with women in relationships. He doesn’t give a fck about ruining relationships and thrives off breaking people up because he himself is too immature for a relationship and could never last in one himself. So he punishes other people for his own insecurities and that is what makes him worthy of being posted on this website.

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Gerard Valerius Is Dirty

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a complete womanizer! He is a compulsive liar, drug user, and overall a real a piece of sh*t! Scottsdale USD should drug test him. It’s sad to think he is teaching our children (autistic children at that). I believe he teaches in both classrooms. He has connections with Jodi Tomlinson (who has been on this site before) who he met on Tinder. Search her name on this website. He also has Match so he clearly gets around on the dating websites. Needless to say I’m sure he has gotten around in the Scottsale area. I met him at American Junkie. I don’t go to American Junkie very often although, I believe he is there a lot on the weekends. He is from NJ and his attitude, characteristics, and charming approach with the ladies will pull you in. Don’t fall for all the lies he will tell you. He talks a good talk but he is just looking for some ass. He is currently dating a girl named Jessica Holsapple and I’m sure multiple others. Hopefully, they all find out what a dog he is before they catch something from him. If you’ve been with this guy get yourself checked ladies!! If you recognize this guy run! Jessica is on the left.

Like I said Tinder is for sexual deviants.- nik

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Scottsdale Girls Are Still The Hottest

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate how you say blondes have died in Scottsdale. That’s simply not true. It’s quite the opposite. Blondes are making a comeback here. You need to move back.

I will never move back. Scottsdale is an amazing city to live in your 20′s. It’s a boys town, not a man’s home.- nik

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The Closet Case Revision

November 3, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guys escort business also extends up to Phoenix, and he even got into trouble in Maricopa County. He’s a mess, and I would suggest everyone steer clear of him.

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Web-cam Pervert Jessie Ogle

November 3, 2014 Dirty Mugshots, Scottsdale 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Jessie Ogle. He’s been on here before. Rapist pervert who ran several illegal web cam operations throughout Tempe, Scottsdale, and Mesa. Has raped countless victims, and has passed on several drd’s including drd. There are rumors he is drd positive. I hope they tear his ass up in jail. From the looks of all those felony counts, he won’t be getting out ever.

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Unedited Angelisa Benitez

November 3, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are real pictures of Angelisa Benitez!  You can always find candid pics on FB ha! What do you think? I think she’s ok, perhaps a nose job would help.

I like her arms and bottom lip. Don’t really care for her ears and nose.- nik

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Kyle Fraizer

November 3, 2014 Scottsdale 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kyle Fraizer is a serial cheater and undercover breader. He is bisexual and we were in a relationship for 7 months. He told me he was gay and I trusted him. It turns out he was seing some crazy blonde whore named Angel on the side. Funny thing is karma came around for Angel as her friend Chelsea was caught fcking him! Kyle gave me Ch***ia so I hope those bitches caught it to and I hope karma heads kyles way too! He goes by “kyel” on Facebook.

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Confirmation Needed

November 1, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, need your help. I have a friend who will not be named or photographed that isn’t working and hasn’t had job for a few years, I’ve let her stay at my house as their is plenty of room and it doesn’t cost me anything. Question is she made a decent salary (150+) when she was working but seems to do nothing now and goes out most nights keeping late hours….trying to convince myself that she’s not escorting as she’s very intelligent and very conservative (prude definitely not putting out) but got to ask…

Google her family, see if they have money…if not, buy her some Red Bottoms and see what she does.- nik

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