Bro hoes

August 7, 2014 Scottsdale, Westside-AZ 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this guy Rick Villegas has an issue with tryona to fck around woth peoples girls texting them all the time flirting and say he wants to be with them then when confronted he hides. Then he uses a text app to try to break up the relationship. I know this from personal experience. One day this guy thinks hes a cowboy then goes to cali and comes back a bro talking about he only fucks bro hoes and thats all he needs. This guy seriously wastes his time tryona fck every girl he can and once their manconfronts him he talks mad shit and wont back it up then posts on his facebook page talking shit sayong lets fight already like hes the tpugh guy when in reality he hides behind a texting app just to ruin a fgirls life because he couldnt get with her. This guy texts me off the app sayong im fcking your girl amd I kissed your girl when im laying right next to her amd when I got my number changed he starts emailing me. Oh did I mention a year or two ago he shit his pants at the mall cause he couldnt find a bathroom, damn. Watch out for this guy he only wants to fuk and forget but god forbid if you dont he will make your life hell.



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Phoenix Suns Dancer Ariel Wood Has A Really Bad Refund Gap

August 6, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 36

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is cosmetologist/suns dancer Ariel Wood. Ariel has a really bad refund gap and she tries to hide it in pictures or in public. I’m hoping she will get over the insecurity and fix her implants. They are really bad Nik. I’ve seen them in person and they are so far apart. Ariel is a really pretty girl so I hope she reads this and does something about her chest.

I don’t understand why women don’t do their research or just ask the doctor, “Do you do REFUND Gaps?”. Ask questions ladies, don’t be afraid to confront plastic surgeons… they are not Gods.- nik



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ASU Douche Bag Creeper Hussain

August 6, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is a warning to all the ladies in Tempe. If you get a naked picture from Hussain please delete it. He tried to get with my friend and she said no and he got super violent. All Hussain does is take naked selfies of himself all day and if you reject him he gets major roid rage. 

Definitely nothing natural about that body. Clean your mirrors dude.- nik



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Madison Needs To Do The World A Favor

August 5, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 72

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this brunette in the Dale doesn’t understand the system. Nik Richie wrote the laws out here Madison. If you don’t have +2′s move back to Glentucky.

The gentleman has a point Maddy.- nik



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Jaden Solo Is Still In The Scottsdale Club Scene

August 5, 2014 Jaden Solo, Scottsdale, The Dirty 55

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, just a quick FYI – your former assistant Jill Turpin [Jaden Solo] is still a bottle server in Scottsdale. She has become the new Carlee Ranger in Old Town. Almost 30 years old and still pouring drinks. The good news – she doesn’t sleep with gay athletes anymore.

What’s up with Kerry Rhodes these days?- nik

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Golfer Dustin Johnson Is A Drug Addict

August 1, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, professional golfer Dustin Johnson has been suspended by PGA Tour for cocaine use. PGA keeps this on the down low apparently and has been suspended before but it was let out that he was in a jet ski accident and hurt his back. Maybe he’s snorting right off Paulina Gretzky’s ass? I would. Hopefully he comes back a better player and can win a major. He is the real deal out there but you gotta think Paulina is snorting it too. TGIF – DA STRONG!

Dreamkiller.- nik



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My Wife Grooms The Mustache

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 59

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my wife which I love dearly, has a bit of facial hair like some girls.  Lets just say she can grow a legit mustache.  She always uses stuff like nair to get rid of it, but the problem is she has to grow it out a bit… you know how nasty it is kissing your wife while she has a stash?  She has no problem walking around the house with the stuff above her lip but when I ask her to get it removed permanently, she starts yelling at me. Please tell her whats up!!!! I feel gay sometimes. FYI this is not my wife, but it should be.

Just buy a Papyrus card and write to your wife that you will pay to laser away her upper lip hair. The card will make her know you care. And this will be cheaper in the long run. Done.- nik



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Females Beware

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik it’s time someone puts this delusional loser in his his place. This man needs no introduction so he believes. You can find him every weekend at whatever black bar him and his boys flop down there credit cards that are typically getting denied to get a table then his boys throw whatever drd infected bottle rats his way to get him off there slay for the night. He then proceeds to offer up Pepsi and tops his candidate off with Molly while getting you to the next phase in his game blacked out drags you back to his creepy ass house in old town. Now I was one of his many whatever but this man gets even more flattering after I dodge his calls for weeks I go to meet him out see his boys and they all join in on his delusional king of Scottsdale perception and tell me I’m to good for him . Pretty sad that not only do the bouncers and hood rats but his friends think he’s a joke. He begs me to come back and as I walk up he’s with my girlfriend. Now she’s the biggest cleat chaser in town only likes the purple crayon so when she was bragging about a doctor I never would have thought this one well because I didn\’t think doctors did as many drugs as this creep and well there’s no number on his back. Next time doc use your book smarts before trying to play us because your now the one being played but don\’t worry sweetie she can fold your clothes real good.



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