THE DIRTY ARMY: So Andrew comes into Old Town Scottsdale and thinks he runs the place. He is the ultimate 30k millionaire; literally makes 28k per-year and pretends he is loaded. Thinks he is a professional photographer because he has a cheap crappy Android camera. Drinks Heineken just because it “looks cool” and has admitted to me in the past that’s why he drinks it. Everyone knows that Heineken is piss water and your a douche trying to get noticed if you drink it. Loves to brag hes a “Scottsdale native” yet he is originally from Peoria! His friends are lame; a bunch of virgin comic book nerds he goes on “road trips” with but unlike frat boy road trips they never get laid. They just go to comic book conventions in San Diego and stalk female bookworms dressed as cat women. What women would want these losers? Yes he is a douche but Old Town Scottsdale is flooded with them. So why is he any different? I am putting him up on thedirty.com because he tries to mess with women in relationships. He doesn’t give a fck about ruining relationships and thrives off breaking people up because he himself is too immature for a relationship and could never last in one himself. So he punishes other people for his own insecurities and that is what makes him worthy of being posted on this website.