THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so there’s a new douchebag roaming the streets of Old Town these days and his name is Bourke Floyd. Is he a player? He tries to be, but being big and ginger isn’t on his side. Is he your typical 30k Millionaire? Let’s just say he “owns bars all over the country” yet spends every Thurs, Fri and Saturday working at the bar “he owns” or ehmm, “works at” called RSVP Social Club. He isn’t the least bit shy about flashing his resume of tall tales to anyone who will listen. Hi-lights include, playing in the NFL, specifically The Bears, playing guitar in the band alt-christian band, Switchfoot, Writing music for O Town, Cofounder of the ROC race, and owning bars and clubs from San Diego to Charlotte. None of which carry any weight. The only thing Bourke Floyd can actually claim to be is an actor. He had a stint on Dawson’s Creek (Sorry to date you Bourke) and some b-list movies in the 90s. He actually uses head shots from his glory days on TV on his tinder profile! It’s pretty hilarious. All I can say is if you see this smooth talking scumbag…RUN!
HAHA, the worst part is…chicks buy his BS and he still gets laid. You can be anyone you want in Scottsdale. It’s like SimCity.- nik