Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Tom Miner, Scottsdale’s Least Loved

May 7, 2013 Scottsdale 6 7,746 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ooooohhh Tom Miner, how everyone loves to hate you. Actually, scratch that, everyone just wants to get the fck away from you. This chubby, short little boy here spends his days laying by the pool attempting to find girls to creep on, talking about his webcam company Sun Devil Angels that isn’t owned by him, talking about how he “runs” the “Scottsdale World” and knows every club owner around, talking about how he has never spent a dollar in Scottsdale because he gets everything for free, talking about the various “hot” girls that he has fcked and how their boyfriends got mad (apparently girls with boyfriends are his specialty, yet the only girls I’ve ever seen him with were covered in cellulite and were so incoherently drunk that they could barely mumble their names), talking about how he makes $300,000+ annually (yet he lives in an apartment with a roommate), talking about his “fighting skills” and the different types of steroids he is on and has tried (maybe that’s why his emotions are so fcked up?), talking about how he is related to the “Esteban Morales” mob… wait, are we starting to notice a pattern? ALL HE IS, IS TALK. This guy is the genuine definition of a DOUCHE BAG. He is ugly, short, annoying, and a compulsive liar. He is currently attempting to sue three of his neighbors because he is fighting with ALL OF THEM, because of make-believe drama he created in his too-big head. All he talks about are his lawyers, friends, and money–yet no one has ever seen proof of any of those things. He actually believes that he is something and has control in his sick little world, and I just wanted to remind him, THAT YOU ARE NOBODY, you are pathetic fat fck that is almost 30 and needs to be in full-time therapy and on some serious meds, AND TO GET A LIFE. So Nik, please tell me you’ve heard of him, met him, heard of the porn site he claims to own but doesn’t (Sun Devil Angels–owned by Brent Townsend) please prove me wrong when I say that he is completely delusional. Oh and Tom, you know how you’re constantly talking about your lawyer? Well first you said it was Chuck Franklin… and then slipped up and said Melody Harmon… well I contacted both to pursue my harassment charges against you, and neither had ever heard of you. You’re a dumb fck and so is anyone who has ever believed a word that came out of your pathetic mouth.

Anybody who makes that much in Scottsdale flashes it, I see no floss.- nik



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Forgy Stalker

May 6, 2013 Mesa, Scottsdale 1 8,764 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this f*ggie guys name is Brent. He acts like hes str8 but sent Me a message on facebook saying he wanted to give me head “On the low” And that he was good at it and all this other bullshit. when I didn’t reply he hit up a my friend and tried the same thing, and even sent pictures of his ass. He works out at Golds gym in mesa and stares at people but doesn’t say anything and then he’ll find them on facebook and tell them shit like this. Hes a fckin down low pervert. There are plenty of gay dudes around but he only picks on straight guys and wants to suck their dick. I sent you some of the nasty pictures this f*g sent me.

Gay guys and their butts.  I’m surprised he didn’t stuff some sausage back there.- nik



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Is ITG The New +2′s

May 5, 2013 Scottsdale 1 10,135 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So there is this whole ITG phenomena that is occurring right now and it seems to be on a global scale. I’m not going to credit you with discovering it, because it’s something that I’ve always found attractive since I was young so I know it has been a point of attention but kudos on bringing it into pop culture as a way to combat the out of control cartoon ass thing that seems to have somehow infiltrated almost every level of our society today. I agree with you on your theory regarding +2′s and what they do for a woman as well.

Now I wanted to bring something up that I found to be interesting and see what general thoughts are. +2′s are aptly named so because they allude to the superficial gain in society’s modern view of beauty and the power (whether perceived or not) that they bestow upon their owners. ITG is basically, as I view it, the only equalizer to combat toon ass (aka what all the purp crayon girls are promoting), so you are good as long as you have one or the other (really depends on your taste level in my opinion), but like anything can be faked as well. How? Well, I do a lot of working out and am an all american dancer so I know and understand muscle isolation. By standing pigeon toed and forcing the knees together, girls who are fit enough can greatly exaggerate or even ‘create’ an ITG for pictures that are knee/thigh up. This happens because standing this way causes the adductor brevis and gracilis to stretch and wrap, tightening the skin and muscle underneath and pulling fat to the back of the legs. Basically like pulling all the fat to the back of the leg as if held by a clothespin. Girls do this when they stick their asses out when they take pictures from behind and they are standing. Which, of course, is cheating. Which most are for candid shots that women post up on social media and whatnot. I think I\’m onto something…

Do you think this is the new +2′s and will be a turning point in helping less fortunate girls fake their way onto a payroll or earn more pp trips? The world may have stolen your credit for ITG, but now you have the credit because you can FAKE ITG. Also my boy says that toon ass is for humping and ITG is for wifing they are separate and should be kept that way. Your opinion?

Why question perfection? ITG is a gift from GOD and more important than +2′s.- nik



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Can You Believe Mega Gold Digger Ericka Found True Love

May 5, 2013 Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty 48 86,248 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after a failed reality show career and running away from Scottsdale, the beautiful and aging Ericka has found some true love.  It is crazy to see someone like her that is past her prime, manage to lock down a guy.  Now comes the hard part, can she convince this Juice Monkey to take the next step and put a ring on it?

They look perfect for each other. I support this union. They have similar shoulders.- nik



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Thank You For The Confidence Boost

May 3, 2013 Cellan, GCBx, Scottsdale 0 85,808 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off, thank you for introducing me to GCBx.  Stuff is legit and I love what is has done for me.  I just started my second bottle and haven’t felt so good and confident as a woman in years.  As you can see in the first set of pictures, I was too embarrassed to even take a picture of my stomach area with no one even looking.   My 1 month progress picture speaks for itself, I haven’t been able to get rid of the fat around my stomach and love handles since I got them Freshman year of college.  You are a miracle worker Nik, thanks for the confidence boost and can’t wait to send some pictures after my 3 month cycle of CGBx is done.

In the next set of images please show us your ITG. I’m sure the fat has burned from your inner thighs as well. Don’t hold out and let us know how much weight you have lost… keep up the good work. DA Strong!- nik

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Crazy Alicia Lynee

May 3, 2013 Phoenix, Scottsdale 388 7,700 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you HAVE to expose this….. THING. Its name is Alicia Lynee’ or Leasha ash it calls itself. She lives in Pheonix AS. She is the biggest sloot around! She cheats on her husband all the time…. even with her old highschool english teacher. Even lost her wedding ring in the backseat of one of the dudes car. She THINKS she is a model. HA! Most photogs dont even WANT to shoot with her! She doesn’t take care of her son. She lets him run rampant around her disgusting unclean house. She cares more about drinking, hookah and tattoos than taking care of him. She lets her animals shit wherever they want in the house. Shes so bad she had to go on Maury to find out the father of her son. (Look up Alicia on Maury on youtube) she has nothing better to do than start drama with people online. Sends them messages from fake profiles then blocks them before they can reply. Shes dirty nasty and has soooooooo many people that hate her she needs to be exposed!!!

The more metal they have around their mouth the more help they need pleasing gregs.  She must have a bad attitude.- nik



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