Jordan Swagerty And Guinea Pig Are The Perfect Match

August 15, 2014 Guinea Pig, Scottsdale, The Dirty 63



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, every time Guin Davis is posted on here, someone makes a comment about how douchey her boyfriend is. EX: “word on the street is that her boyfriend is a controlling douche who ‘plays’ baseball” or “whoever posted this doesn’t know Jordan he is a complete POS. Why isn’t he on TheDirty??  He’s such a scum bag I have known him forever and all he does is try to get with girls and thinks he’s so cool and cocky. For what? #crookednose”. So here he is on TheDirty. What’s his deal? I know he plays minor league baseball and his dad became super rich of a pyramid scheme. But why is he dating Guin?  Has he seen her without makeup? I personally know Guin and she is about as difficult as it gets. She literally sleeps in her extentions and fake eyelashes. She is probably the most self-centered materialistic person I’ve ever met. So who’s the real bad guy? Maybe they are a perfect match!

Anyone can play Minor League baseball. There is like 200 rounds in the draft.- nik

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Kiersten Smith Is A Drunk

August 14, 2014 Dirty Mugshots, Scottsdale 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lol check out Kiersten Smith. She is a total lush and got arrested for aggravated DUI. I wonder if she tried to punch a police officer? Scottsdale beware of Kiersten.

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Who Is Worse: Dreamkillers or Bottle Rats

August 13, 2014 Miami, Scottsdale, The Dirty 76


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off let me say that I have been “Dirty Army Strong” since the days of Dirty Scottsdale. It has been incredible seeing what you have built and being able to add my five cents in the form of posts from time to time. I am submitting this today as I need alittle help or should I say guidance from the General of the Dirty Army Nik Richie. I have been dating a Dreamkiller for several years and she defines how bad dreamkiller’s are, she caused me more problems then I care to discuss. Long story short I kicked her out of my Condo yesterday and told her to piss off for good. In getting back to being me I booked a flight to Miami for next weekend to attend one of my boys Bachelor Party. Today I talked to the best man about what the plans are and needless to say I am disappointed. They made reservations at sh*tty restaurants but more importantly sh*tty clubs that I have would never set foot in. Do to my poor decision of trying to make a whore a housewife I have been out of the game in Miami for a few years and no longer have contacts. I want to make sure Saturday night is a night to remember for my boy but more importantly I want to party my Ex out of my mind as I find a new piece with perfect +2′s in Miami. As a dirty soldier I wanted to ask if you have a recommendation for us on Saturday night and if you have someone you could recommend I contact to make reservations as I want a hassle free night and to party like Nik Richie. I appreciate the help and keep doing what you do best and keep putting the D-bags on blast. We ride together, we die together, Dirty Army for life!!!

I think I missed your party. No matter where you guys go make sure you end up at E11even Miami. And congrats on ditching the DK, I can tell you from experience… it’s not easy.- nik

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The Girls Of Bikini Beans Phoenix

August 13, 2014 Scottsdale 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was wondering what your thoughts were about this new coffee shop in Phoenix Arizona called Bikini Beans Expresso. They serve up sh*tty coffee in lingerie or tacky bikinis shoved up their ass. I’m not sure what the health code is on serving coffee…but doesn’t this seem like a health code violation? I wouldn’t want vagina juice served in my coffee. However, I do praise these girls for having the confidence to sell coffee to old creepy men, who are tipping them solely based on their bodies. But I feel like these girls just have no self respect. Obviously these bikini girls aren’t the best looking gals…just look at those beat faces. Yuck.

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Absolute Perfection Emma Mae

August 9, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m not going to lie Nik, but when it comes to your rating of the female gender your spot on. Although time to time there are absolute smoke shows posted one here who you say no to because of physical attributes that are completely irrelevant such as a mole, wrong hair color, lizard eyes, bla bla bla. Most of which if you weren’t married and had a chance I know damn well any man no matter how picky including your self would not pass up the chance of stuffing your unwrapped greg in that magical hole God blessed us with. So I’m curious of what you think of this ex porn star turned high class escort Emma Mae. If there truly is a certified dime piece in existence she has to be as close as it gets. If you read her clients reviews the majority claim she looks even better in person then her pictures and to me that says a lot. They also mention that she’s probably the most beautiful woman they have ever seen in their lives and these statements are coming from men who spend big bucks to smash the hottest of the hot. And by the way her +2s are incredible. So in your opinion what to you think of this gem?

She has too much fat in her eyelids. Also, can I see real pictures?- nik

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Better Than Adderall

August 8, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 347

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

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FYI: This is my personal opinion and individual results may vary. I always advise you consult with your physician first.

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Jennifer Rubenstein

August 8, 2014 Scottsdale 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Feast your eyes on the worst mother and human being I know. She got so drunk at a party that she sh*t herself, and she acts like its no big deal. Her and all her friends like to f*** each other, even though they are all in relationships. She has cheated on her past two boyfriends, including her current one while he’s out of the country. She will f*** anything that moves. She thinks she’s hot shit when she is the farthest thing from it. She always post pictures thinking she always looks good, but armpit hair is not sexy at all!!! I feel so bad for her boyfriend, he probably has something already and doesn’t even know it. WATCH OUT FOR THIS WALKING drd

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The Amanda Michelle Rocha Saga Lives On

August 8, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Amanda Michelle Rocha saga lives on. She said she worked at “The Beauty Spot”. “The Beauty Spot” said they have no Amanda working here. Amanda said she worked at a tanning salon. Amanda sent a photo of a broken tanning bed. Amanda Michelle said, I cannot leave work, I am waiting for the technician to replace the bulb. Amanda never worked at a tanning salon. Photos of a phone conversation have been posted on this site, of Amanda accepting an invitation to meet a stranger at the “W” to get paid for companionship, with no questions asked. Now, we have photos of Amanda Michelle Rocha AKA Sammy Lynn on arrangement seekers commencing on February 26th 2014. Just two days after her boyfriend’s birthday. It was during that week, Amanda Michelle asked her boyfriend to be in an exclusive relationship. Amanda said, “She does not want to share him”. I surmise, that she did not mind sharing herself with anyone. Amanda asked her boyfriend: Are you always this vindictive? He said: When you lie, cheat and steal? Absolutely! Amanda Michelle Rocha: You are a piece of work!

Those eyebrows make me want to watch ‘Batman Begins’ for old times sake.- nik


When You Find Out Your Girlfriend Is A Hooker

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