Nickel Is Falling Off

March 22, 2014 Nickel, Scottsdale, The Dirty 29 98,358 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nickel posted this on her IG and she is starring to go down hill.  For the last few years she has got hotter and hotter, but I feel like she is at the age where everything starts going down hill from now on.  Agree?

Her eyes will always carry her through life. The rest of her body is just there for technical reasons.- nik

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Some Guys Are Blind

March 21, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 51 92,102 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I seen this girl on Facebook and all these guys kissing her ass telling her how hot and sexy she is.  I don’t know what drugs they are on, because all I see is a girl that has way too much makeup on her face and almost looks tranny ish.. as a girl am I being jealous or realistic here?

All I see is a guy.- nik

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I’m Confused About This Couple

March 21, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 358 106,901 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was recently at the BNP tennis tournament in Indian wells and saw David Ellison (son of billionaire Larry) with his wife! I figured he’d be with some leggy supermodel or at least a beautiful woman but to my surprise his wife is AVERAGE!

David is obviously not superficial.- nik

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P-Nazi Sighting

March 21, 2014 P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty 24 84,646 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Wednesday afternoon I doing was doing some shopping at the Sports Chalet on Raintree and 101. As I was placing a jacket back on the hanger, I heard some guy loudly talking on his blue tooth headset as he walked by. I was ready to give the stink eye to bring balance to the situation, but as I looked up I beheld none other than the infamous P-Nazi. P-Nazi sounded as though he was in agreement with the person he was speaking. He said something like “yup women’s intuition is a potent thing”. I decided to discreetly trail the subject to find out what he was buying. The trail led to weight lifting accessories. He was still on the phone as he examined the workout gloves. Sadly I have no pics as I was not prepared for the encounter.  P.S. He is still fairly large, with too big traps combined with doughy face and double chin.

I want pics god dammit!- nik

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Meet David Pyle: Epitome of Trailer Trash

March 21, 2014 Scottsdale, Tempe, Tucson 45 7,553 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy runs an unlicensed tatoo parlor out of his trailer. He also sells and uses crystal, always trying to convince people he is a real life Heisenberg. This is the same guy who flunked out of high school and has been in and out of jail, most notably for stealing his grandpas gun collection.

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Old Man Con Artist

March 21, 2014 Las Vegas, Scottsdale 3 7,515 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this crook has been one of the biggest financial crooks to come off off the face of this earth. His name is Michael Kruger who is known for pumping and dumping stocks, giving false information, selling unregistered stocks to people and most of all lying to all females about his wealth. He has taken around 100 people on his scam of the Las Vegas Betting Web site ATIG. He was evicted of his place in Vegas. Couldn’t get a place in Scottsdale cause of his credit. And So Cal wants nothing to do with him. HIs son still works here however. This guy is a total waste of time and will take advantage of any little girl. Now says that he lives in Davao Philippines.

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Spring Break Dirty Style At 1 Oak Las Vegas, I Need A WingMan

March 19, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You? 0 231,305 Views


Ok… so here is the problem, my original birthday party in Las Vegas got rescheduled to Saturday, March 22 during Spring Break. Fortunately, I have the Hawaiian Tropic Models joining me for my birthday (the invited themselves). As much as I would love to entertain these beautiful women, I asked 1 Oak if it was cool to have a wingman contest — A) Because I’m married and B) Because I want someone in the DIRTY ARMY to experience my life for one day. So 1 Oak is down… here is the breakdown:

1 OAK is giving you the chance to turn Spring Break from lame to fame-worthy!

Your whirlwind VIP weekend starts with a limo pickup from the airport that whisks you away to a suite at The Mirage Hotel & Casino. After getting settled in you’ll be dining at hot-spot, STACK Restaurant & Bar with the ladies of Tropic Beauty at your side. The party continues with a VIP table at 1 OAK alongside the legendary Nik Richie, custom VIP bottle presentation and more surprises throughout the night! The next day you’re partying poolside at tops-optional Bare Pool Lounge. Think you can handle all that? Enter for a chance to win the Spring Break of a lifetime!

CLICK HERE to win, fill out the entry form. Oh, and Wingwomen are welcome to enter the contest too. I don’t discriminate (just please be hot).

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Scott Boyd Smith Is A Pig

March 17, 2014 Scottsdale 8 5,955 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy works for Kwik tow on the north side. He selling porn dvds out of his truck to high school kids! I have complained multiple times to our boss to get him fired but nothing happens. I also know he has cheated on his wife with multiple hookers, even introducing them to his little boy! This guy is a pure disgrace and deserves to be put on blast big time!

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