THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik, This disgrace of a human named Crystal Hovar, needs a major reality check and to learn a lesson! She thinks she is hot as hell!! She recently turned 30, and dresses like she is in her 20’s! (Funny how the page is called “The Dirty” and she just turned “The Dirty 30” I guess this suits her some justice). She has no problems walking around trying to be a rachet ass home wrecker. She was caught taking home one of her ex best friends, baby daddy after attending her “best friends” baby shower.. F*CKING DIRTY WHORE!!! She feels the need to act like a drunken hot mess whenever she goes out, and she clearly cannot handle her alcohol. She thinks she can reach out to this guy I know of whenever she wants because they dated for a brief amount of time! He kicked her to the curb because he realized she is a psychotic dirty slutty drunken hot mess who will f*ck any guy with a dick. Can you say FIVE STAGE CLINGER!?!?! She feels the need to interrupt these guys happiness and hates how they moved on WITHOUT HER!! I am not surprised though I have known her for awhile and she does this with EVERY guy she has been with. She thinks because she has a “career” and has a “college degree” her sh*t don’t stink (when you can smell this slut from a mile away) and she can walk around disrupting other peoples happy life’s. She pretends to be a good mom, but she is far from it. What kind of mother moves to another state, and leaves her children behind? Oh I know, a selfish/drunk one! She can’t even hold her sh*t together long enough to keep a sincere long healthy relationship FOR HERSELF, because she is such a psychotic hot drunken mess all the time and it is an embarrassment to not only her but the poor guys she dates! And when they see who she really is they kick her to the curb too and she is on to the next guy or reaching out to her old ex flings. She is a HUGE disgrace and needs to LEARN her boundaries, (you think with her “college degree” she would have learned that already!) and quit trying to mess with other girl’s men, when they are in happy committed relationships!! What she needs to do is stop dick hopping and being a five stage clinger and a drunken whorebag and worry about BEING A MOTHER to her children.