THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, from a recent photo at a pool party in Scottsdale, here is Jess and her friends. Remember highlights magazine as a kid and in the back they had a game name 3 things wrong with the picture, Nik, lets play that game with this picture.
I only see one thing wrong and it’s like 20 feet tall. WTF?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Paulina Gretzky is one fine piece of a**! I know she has been posted a bunch of times on TheDirty, but not sure if anyone has asked you if you would. So I decided to ask. With that ITG Nik, would you with the her for some greatness?
Answer: No.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m wondering your thoughts on Maya Day/Night club that just opened up in Scottsdale? They just opened this last week and it’s apparently been packed, good DJ’s and a good crop of women on the wait staff. Since you don’t hang out in AZ anymore, I was wondering if you’ve heard anything good about this place yet.
I’m planning on going in the summer. The staff looks very familiar… I think I’ve been inside a couple of them.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Scottsdale. Here she is!!! Your biggest psycho in the entire city. This pill popper is absolutely crazy!!! If this one approaches, RUN!!! You will notice her hand shaking like crazy and that she cannot form a sentence! This chicks head is all over the place, and she will have the craziest look in her eyes you will ever see. Beware of this one, WOW!!!
Sounds like an ASU student venturing out of Tempe.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Maria Piaquadio. She is over 40, has two young children, and is out every single night of the week on c*ke, pills, and beer. She hasn’t been able to hold down a job for long lengths of time throughout her entire life and instead finds men to live of off that pay for her drugs and her kids to eat delivery pizza each night. When her latest man ditched her after her children burned down his house (literally) she was forced to move to Cave Creek and live off of her brother. Now instead of trolling clubs in Scottsdale, she hangs out at dive bars in Cave Creek every night looking for her next sugar daddy. She tells people there that she owns a bar there, but she doesn’t even own a car. She still doesn’t take care of her kids, but at least her family is now feeding them instead of her ordering them pizza while she is out partying for days and nights in a row. All her money goes to clothes and drugs, not to her kids or to rent. She is a loser and a c*kehead and everyone is surprised that the kids haven’t been taken by CPS at this point. Please, call her out so that people can avoid this bottom feeder.
Looks like she’s chasing wallets.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the Honorable Commissioner Christine Mulleneaux showing off her t*ts on twitter. I guess that’s just “freedom of cougarness”. Hows the rack Nik?
Looks like the rack hates each other. It’s like she plaster paris’d a Greg on her chest.- nik
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