Kylia Loves Old Town Bartenders

July 26, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 107

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to see what you think of Scottsdale escorts/hookers these days with this girl on the right Kylia. The owner of the bar I work at used to pay this hoe for sexual favors on a weekly basis. She’s also well known for blowing a majority of the bartenders in Old Town just to keep the free drinks comin. So would you pay a dime for this Nik?

Not feeling the Mole starship on her neck.- nik

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Tommy Depressy

July 24, 2014 Scottsdale 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this old ass dude Tommy Baressi thinks he is 20 years old and acts like it! The dude is seriously on roids, screws everything that spreads its legs, and is nothing but a Jersey punk! He is absolutely hideous and he thinks he is a body builder.  Seriously women don’t be dumb enough to go for this old shriveled dick perf!

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Self Professed UFC fighter

July 21, 2014 Scottsdale 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am friends with “Jimmy’s” fiancé, and when we went out this weekend he decided to push and assault her in front of a bar and it just so happened officers were there to stop it before he really hurt her. Of course she didn’t press charges so he got away with it again. He tells everyone he is a UFC fighter… When he doesn’t fight in the UFC.. Please help her understand that when a man beats you, it doesn’t ever get better. You would think he would know better as a trained fighter. Help her and please let the world know the type of “man” he is.

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Evil Scottsdale Bus Driver

July 21, 2014 Scottsdale 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jatinder S. who is notorious for being an evil bus driver. The other day I was running up to catch the bus and he took of even though he saw me. He was going south to a bus terminal on a deviation so I ran east towards the first bus stop about half a mile away and by the time I got there my lungs were burning and I was sweating in the sun. This gave me the idea of making the driver a dirty celeb so I took his picture upon boarding the bus when it returned. A mile later he suddenly got angry, got off the bus, and called the cops but apparently they said I didn\’t do anything illegal because he shortly afterward got back on the bus and drove away. During the ride I was informed by another rider that he took the route all the time and that this Jatinder guy does not “pick up handicapped people” and is usually “very rude” to passengers. I hope that in puting this guy on blast at the very least his supervisors will have a word with him and reign him in and stop him from abusing his power.

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When You Find Out Your Girlfriend Is A Hooker

July 21, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 375

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the day you find out that your girlfriend is a hooker. It was May 20th 2014. Amanda Michelle. Here is the convo…  “Fwd: I was discreetly referred to you. I will be staying at the W in Scottsdale, my home is a one week remodel. I was wondering if I can purchase your companionship for an hour or for the evening commencing at 10:00. Please be discreet as I am married. My name is Mike. I was sent pictures of you and you are beautiful. Please text me back by 2 o’clock this afternoon a yes or no. If yes, we can talk later this afternoon when I get out of my meeting. I am looking forward to hearing back from you.”  See Amanda Michelle’s answer and phone number below in first photo from screen shot.

Sorry for your loss bro.- nik

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Eric D’Antonio

July 20, 2014 Scottsdale 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this punk goes around thinking he’s hot shit and a thug…bullshit, he has 911 on his speed dial and won’t hesitate to call when someone “scares” him. He’s a flat out fag who fcks dudes off of craigslist and has 2 drd’s. He thinks he has a “career” when really he is barely getting by and has 2 kids, he think’s one of them is his but lets be real…that slut ashley emmershy banged some other lowlife in that trailer she calls a home. Don ‘t be fooled, hes never been to prison even though he claims to have been. He claims sometimes to have served in the marines but that he was “too good” for them and left voluntarily after he was awarded the silver star…Dude, your 20 fucking years old with crappy credit, a bunch of stupid tattoo’s, a uniform you bought from ebay..which is called stolen valor in the laws eyes, and a dick that drips from your drd. He’s a little man child with a no future…Nik, lets get this dumbass out of our country!!!!

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Meghan LeClaire Has The Best Body In Arizona

July 19, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 114

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, tell me this is not the best body in the West? At least in the state of Arizona.  Meghan has a perfect 10 for a body, she doesn’t really include her face in many pics, you can imagine why… but it doesn’t matter. With a body like that, no one ain’t looking at your face.

Strong ITG, terrible lower face, terrible back tattoo and terrible hair extensions. She smells like the Westside.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Victory Party AT 1-Oak In Las Vegas

July 18, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 0


Las Vegas this Saturday, July 19 —, myself and the DIRTY ARMY will be celebrating our First Amendment victory. The United States 6th Circuit Court of Appeals has granted us Immunity. (You can’t sue me bitches). So we are going to party so hard this weekend in Las Vegas. And yes, I will be accepting my award at 1 Oak at the Mirage as the ‘King of the Internet’. Bring your babies, I will kiss them!- nik

**The DIRTY ARMY shall rise this weekend!!! And swim in every fountain they see fit!!!**

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