Patrick Sheehy Is A Couch Dwelling Perv

June 28, 2014 Mesa, Scottsdale, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hard on the eyes mini man from munchkin land lives on various family members couches. When I met him he knew I had no interest in sex. He would not stop talking about it. Always sending me his perv texts. To think this guy has two teenage daughters just astounds me. He does not understand the concept of no and then the chubby asshole stole my house keys when I wouldn’t kiss him. Do not trust him, let him in your home or anywhere near your children. He’s all drama and problems. Do not give him the time of day!

Who gets turned on by tulips? Weird.- nik



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Is this a Joke

June 27, 2014 Scottsdale 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this “news update” was actually on my timeline this morning. And to top it of they posted a picture of these three hyenas as an example. Apperantly they didn’t take your advise nose before boobs!



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Rachel Berine

June 27, 2014 Scottsdale 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: This bitch thinks she is some amazing piece off ass from heaven? I wanna put her on blast because of the years of starving herself and smoking herself into cancer. She is 21 and looks like she is 40 years old with her wrinkles on her face! She is British and she is a fcking crazy girl literally needs to be checked in to asylum for mental health. Maybe if she was nice I wouldn’t be putting this bitch on blast but shes one mean bitch who needs to watch herself. Your pretty girl clock is timed out honey! start eating & quit smoking both are disgusting habits! What do you think nik!?



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Your not a model Honey

June 27, 2014 Scottsdale 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: This bitch Tyler Rain thinks she some kind of model! Your not a model if you have your friends take pics of you half naked and you put them on fb. I think she is fcking ugly but hey that might just be me! Im putting this ratchet chick up here so maybe she can get a reality check! And get a real job, she makes fun of her autistic boy she nannies for, what real sane person is that fcked up to make fun of child who needs their help? So put this bitch on blast & let her soak up the hate its much needed in her pathetic life!



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A Love Offer To This Beautiful Lady

June 26, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 217

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m in love with this blonde and I need help figuring out who she is. I’m sure she will see this. Everybody peeps the dirty. Dear Crush, I make 345k a year. I own a 4500 square foot home and have a G63 in white waiting for you. You will never have to work a day in your life. Purses, shoes, whatever you want. How about we do a trip to Maui for one week, separate rooms? If you don’t like me I will fly home at any point of the trip and give you $5k in petty cash. Here is my email [email protected] All I’m asking for is a chance.

She looks familiar. Anybody know her? Please keep us updated on your love quest.- nik



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Thoughts On Scottsdale Kori

June 25, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 73

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I think this girl works at the Derby in Old Town Dale. Her name is Kori, she is really tall and really nosey. I wanted to see what you thought of her hip muscles, sexy or too manly?

I think if Kori got +2′s she could afford better sheets.- nik



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Hope Shild Is Not A Nice Person

June 25, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone needs to tell Brad Falk to grow some balls. I hate how his girlfriend treats him. Yes nik he bought her those shoes. Makes sense right. Hope stop mooching off your man, it makes you look like a hooker.

+2′s make guys dumb.- nik



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Check Me Out Master Richie

June 25, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 184

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just want to say thank you. I’m a huge fan of your honesty when it comes to beauty. You inspired me to get +2′s. What do you think? I love you xxoxx.

I love you too. The +2′s look like they still need to settle a bit, great choice on the size. Make sure you are wearing a tighter supporting sports bra for a month so they form together instead of spreading apart. I know you’re excited to show them off, but you need to keep them kissing. Trust me on this.- nik



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