Scottsdale | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Teresa Picciallo likes showing off her new tattoo

November 10, 2014 Scottsdale 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this chick Teresa Picciallo is well known as the Scottsdale bicycle. She has probably done 70% of the male population. Now she wants to stand out from the other sluts in old town with this ugly slutty new tattoo. You know what they say about girls who get tattoos on their thighs and chests right?

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Beware Sociopath Revision

November 10, 2014 Scottsdale, Tempe 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: i am discusted to say but I am one of his latest victims. Everything said here is 100% true! I came up positive for the cl** and drd and I only slept with this guy! There are many woman getting tested now cuz we have all been talking and connecting the dots. This guy comes across very polite and charming at first. Even tells some of his criminal past and plays the oh poor me routine. Of course he leaves out the attempted murder part!! Never mentions his father, the convicted child molester either! Btw.. He lives with him and his mom and is the only family member that sticks around cuz the others are smart and won’t go near them! There’s a clue! He changes.. That look in his eyes will forever be embedded in my mind when he threw me down and choked me. He is crazy!!! He is getting worse! Ladies please beware of him!! He likes to brag about his BASE jumping. But there are plenty of BASE jumpers out there that are decent human beings that can help you get started. This guy is fumed up! I hope the word goes out to the guys he jumps with too cuz this guy will bring them down. Do not trust anyone who jumps with him! What concerns me the most about all this is that he has two young daughters!!! Those poor girls! He really is a sociopath and better get some help! Fast! Before someone else gets hurt!!

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Your tax dollars hard at work

November 5, 2014 Scottsdale, Westside-AZ 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Allison. A single welfare mother, and a great example of everything wrong with America. She’s on every government program she can get on, yet still can’t get on her feet due to her trashy lifestyle. She always bitches to me about not getting enough child support for her daughter, yet always has money to go out drinking, using drugs and getting tattoos. She was even recently caught and charged with welfare fraud, but not even that can stop her. Shes a horrible parent, exposing her daughter to her awful lifestyle, including her low life cheating boyfriend. Why are teen moms so proud to raise their kids like this? They may think they’re “cool” moms, but all they’re doing is creating a new generation of losers.

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Two Procedures Away From Greatness

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to introduce everyone to this potential dime piece. Her name is Tiffany Servatius and she has the body of a goddess. Nik I think she is two procedures away from greatness. Boobs and nose.

I say four. You need to include a rounded chin implant and a minimal lipo between the thighs.- nik

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Is Adriana Ibanez Baseball Wife Material

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Adriana Ibanez on the right, she’s 32 years old. A chick who wants to be a baseball wife soooo bad. She attends spring training every March in Scottsdale for a little spring “training” if you know what I mean. She loves to persuade old guys into dates and buying her things. Other then that she a snake and has 0 loyalty. The ass is nice believe meee, buh the stench was something I couldn’t deal with. She also cheated on her bf for 4 years and put on public display with this baseball player from the Rockies, no shame.

Who was the baseball player?- nik

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Andrew Patti the crappy Photog Manslore

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Andrew comes into Old Town Scottsdale and thinks he runs the place. He is the ultimate 30k millionaire; literally makes 28k per-year and pretends he is loaded. Thinks he is a professional photographer because he has a cheap crappy Android camera. Drinks Heineken just because it “looks cool” and has admitted to me in the past that’s why he drinks it. Everyone knows that Heineken is piss water and your a douche trying to get noticed if you drink it. Loves to brag hes a “Scottsdale native” yet he is originally from Peoria! His friends are lame; a bunch of virgin comic book nerds he goes on “road trips” with but unlike frat boy road trips they never get laid. They just go to comic book conventions in San Diego and stalk female bookworms dressed as cat women. What women would want these losers? Yes he is a douche but Old Town Scottsdale is flooded with them. So why is he any different? I am putting him up on because he tries to mess with women in relationships. He doesn’t give a fck about ruining relationships and thrives off breaking people up because he himself is too immature for a relationship and could never last in one himself. So he punishes other people for his own insecurities and that is what makes him worthy of being posted on this website.

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Gerard Valerius Is Dirty

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a complete womanizer! He is a compulsive liar, drug user, and overall a real a piece of sh*t! Scottsdale USD should drug test him. It’s sad to think he is teaching our children (autistic children at that). I believe he teaches in both classrooms. He has connections with Jodi Tomlinson (who has been on this site before) who he met on Tinder. Search her name on this website. He also has Match so he clearly gets around on the dating websites. Needless to say I’m sure he has gotten around in the Scottsale area. I met him at American Junkie. I don’t go to American Junkie very often although, I believe he is there a lot on the weekends. He is from NJ and his attitude, characteristics, and charming approach with the ladies will pull you in. Don’t fall for all the lies he will tell you. He talks a good talk but he is just looking for some ass. He is currently dating a girl named Jessica Holsapple and I’m sure multiple others. Hopefully, they all find out what a dog he is before they catch something from him. If you’ve been with this guy get yourself checked ladies!! If you recognize this guy run! Jessica is on the left.

Like I said Tinder is for sexual deviants.- nik

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Scottsdale Girls Are Still The Hottest

November 4, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 91


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate how you say blondes have died in Scottsdale. That’s simply not true. It’s quite the opposite. Blondes are making a comeback here. You need to move back.

I will never move back. Scottsdale is an amazing city to live in your 20′s. It’s a boys town, not a man’s home.- nik

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