Winner: Star F*cker

Winner: Nik’s Chick

Winner: NightRider

Winner: Osama Chin Laden

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet you didn’t know the SD Coug and the PB millionaire are buds. He threw a bikini contest and had her be the host. The contest was really classy, they made the girls peel bananas and see who could shove them the furthest down their throats. And the winner was supposed to win 1000$ but then he told the winner she’d have to do photoshoots and be on the reality tv show to get her money. The SD Coug is actually a really sweet girl but the Millionaire is the creepiest guy in all of SD.

Actually, from what I have heard SD Coug is a huge yenta.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Lara and her best friend Lisa, pretty much cougar and daughter : ) They will do anything for money and have old creepy guys taking them out to dinner, shopping sprees, and trips to various places. Prostitutes? haha. And because they work with wannabe photographers in San Diego, they think they are high fashion. I will see what else I can find for you!

These girls would have so much potential if they didn’t smile.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, SD Coug is a nasty, fake person. Looks as though she is putting on the pounds. And I find it sad she is almost 30, still works at Hooters, and still does fashion shows that pay almost nothing and pretends to be a super model.

Yeah, it does look like she has gained about ten pounds.  Her stomach is taking away the attention from her +2′s.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, look who I came across, haven’t seen her on here in a long time… good to see she is aging accordingly.

SD Coug can you please see a dentist… it will get you to the next level of life I promise.  I hate looking at your smile and thinking you have an English accent.- nik