The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i have been trying to post this rat looking thing on here for a bit. This is called EDNA FERRER. She goes to my school and it’s safe to say she is the nastiest thing on campus. She’ll sleep with any guy who crosses her path. I have her in one of my classes and she reeks of fish. She doesn’t sit with her legs closed that’s why. She wants to be every ones friend but in reality she’s a real b*tch to everyone behind their backs. Instead of sucking greg for free like she always does she should start charging and maybe that way she can atleast pay for some of her school books so she can stop depending on her mommy and daddy to pay for them. Please Nik put this nasty h*e EDNA FERRER on blast.

Books…not for this gogo girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid Ryan Penhall is definitely the douchiest of all guys I have encountered. He used to be fun to hangout with til he got all cool guy over the course of the past year and stopped dying his hair black and finally managed to tame those eyebrows. All he cares about is money, partying, and “slaying” as many chicks as possible. He is rude, and embarrassingly immature. Guy needs to grow up and treat his so called friends with respect.

Soft hedge hog locks like that only attract forgy’s.  That’s a fact.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is a beast. She’s a drunken PB sl*t who blacks out and starts a load of drama every time she goes out. She’s too old to be trying to live like a college student. She can’t keep a guy around for longer then 2 months because she get’s so drunk that she ruins every good relationship that comes her way. I’ve seen her blacked-out and passed-out so many times I can’t even count them. Aside from that, she only hooks up with guys she meets at bars or online. She is a sl*t! She can’t get over her ex-boyfriend even though he CLEARLY only shows up when she is drunk dialing him after hours. This b*tch is out of control and annoying. She is a giant who has to work out at least twice a day just to look like a girl. If you see her around, make sure to put on some extra deodorant and perfume, because she’s pure TRASH.

Check out that MASSIVE pit stain….someone forgot their deodorant.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this snookie look alike around town being a bottle rat troll…who does she think she is? She apparently has a “boyfriend” somewhow but is banging my bro Aaron on the side. Shes a krusty slooter filled with DRD’s so watch out!! The only she has going for her are her +2′s which look almost as terrible as her. Can you please tell her to take off her snookie wig along with her clown face…SD would really appreciate it. thanks.

That awkward upper stomach is from sucking in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pig face needs to be put in her place, she is the craziest b*tch i have ever met. Has she ever looked in a mirror, i mean really now. The poor thing gets obsessed with guys who use her for sex. She has had TWO boob jobs and clearly they were a waste of money. She even has a twin, the poor world has to deal with two girls this heinous! She does horrible things to nice people, and needs to know Karma is a b*tch, just like her. Please put her out of her misery of thinking she’s americas next top model & a future charger girl. REALITY CHECK she should keep cleaning the toilets at Tilted Kilt Mission Valley and keep fucking guys with for self confidence, she aint good for anything else!

Santa’s not even excited to have this troll on his lap, her mouths shaped like a burrito (crumpled at the edges).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This fat b*tch Maria G. Martinez basically forced her boyfriend of 7 years, Jason, to get married last year. When I say “force” I mean she gave him an ultimatum that she would leave him. Little did Jason know that this was a TRAP and Maria would turn into a complete SLOB!! All Maria cared about was food. Soon she became so fat and she could not even have sex with her own husband! So get this…within only a few months of marriage Jason got bored and told Maria she “let go” of herself! He felt he had no choice but to cheat with someone more attractive and who fcked his brains out every day. I think Maria needs to wake up before Jason REALLY leaves her for good! If she won’t be there physically, shit at least be there mentally!

You can only blame yourself for letting someone force you into marriage.  Grow some balls and dump the beast.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this one uses his kid out in OB for sympathy f*cks! He pulls the single successful dad game and lies about his age to get even younger college sl*ts! OOOH just another fake *ss photographer who tries to get chicks naked saying it’s art and beautiful!!! DON’T BE DUPED. Now he’s out in OB with 3 probably underage young bimbo sl*t that has no idea what he’s all about!!! JUST GROW THE F up!

Don’t trust photographers who show up on a bicycle.  I know this dude can’t afford a car.- nik