The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i really need your help! This “thing” in the middle with the fake Louis Vuitton goes by the Name Brittany W!**, i see it all around town and me and my buddies are dying to know if its a man or a woman!?!?! it dresses like a woman but has all the physical features of a man! it even wears a really shitty blonde wig. I saw it danceing around on New Years and i thought i saw a bulge in its dress!!!! Nik your better at this than i am so please inform us…does this horse faced creature have a penis or a saggy bulging vagina?

I didn’t know Raccoons could be fat Shims?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- the guy on the right Sherwin has been on here a bunch. But this is about his butt buddy Yuri with him. He tried picking up jersey shore’s “GTL” mentality thinking he can pick up more chicks. But in reality, every girl at sdsu thinks he is a total douche and a creeper…why doesnt he get it when they dont respond to his text messages? Dont be fooled by this guys facebook, he doesnt really have that many friends in real life, he lives and dies for that social networking site. He may brag about how many girls he has been with, but they are all just a bunch of barn yard animals…pigs and cows. Oh and one more thing yuri and do us all a favor, shut that big arrogant obnoxious loud mouth of yours for once..

Guys should never touch faces when they hug.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi daddy its your innocent little girl Alexa I know you raised me as a little innocent white girl , but now I am at SDSU and well I am dating a Mexican cause they are like all around. Hope your proud of me…

There goes her tuition money…maybe she is paying him back for never getting her braces.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Beaver looking blonde’s name is Brittany. She is a dirty skank that has a gaping ugly beat up p*ssy. She thinks she is so hot, and everyone likes her, but really everyone talks sh*t about this girl behind her back. She does a bunch of c*ke by herself during the week and calls her ex bf begging for him back even though he’s moved on to a better, HOTTER girl. Such a sad little girl….

Now that’s what I call a horse face, its twice the size of its friends.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re Leah has been on here so many f*cking times! She f*cks any guy that will give her the time of day and drops to her knees when she sees a c*ck. She mobs Escondido with the most haggard looking girls, and she wears 3 inches of f*cking makeup. This girl is not cute at all, just an easy f*ck. She’s been on here so many times you would think she would take the hint to tone it down a bit and stop being such a dirty wh*re, but I guess she just likes the attention. So Nik, would you hit this?

Answer: no. Her face looks blotchy from all her make-up drying out.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is torry also known as North Countys Miss Piggy, She is a local cheetahs stripper who is at every party with her slew Krew acting like cheap drunk whores. This girl is the deffinition of trailer trash, if her tats and piercings dont scare you enough then maybe her love handles and butt crack will.

I hate when mouths point down at the edges like that, and chubby cheeks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, San Marcos Sewer Rat (Aimee w.) clearly still has not done anything to fix her ugly face, you would think her “rich” daddy could afford to buy her some pro active and a new nose. Word on the street is she finally got a job as a Freddy Krouger stunt double..

She spends it all on make-up and drugs, why do you think she looks so old.- nik