11.12.09

Model Statues? Maybe Not

Posted in SDSU, San Diego

Model status?..maybe not

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she’s a model. She’s a snob and walks around like she’s some celebrity with huge sunglasses and last year’s designer clothes. I personally find her distasteful. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her gums are awful, and she doesn’t even have anything to make up for it.


Nik Richie

11.04.09

SD Dirty Girl

Posted in SDSU, San Diego

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SD dirrttt

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Melissa, but she doesnt liked to be called that, She’d rather be called “Vivid” her rave name or stripper name i guess. Shes a little raver wh*re and party skank. Well this girl is the fakest b*tch ive ever met in my life. She treats her good friends like sh*t and lies to them and steels from them. But treats her “so called “friends like angels and is fake to them so she comes off like some sweet girl, but shes really an evil b*tch. What this girl does is manipulate people to get what she wants. Its pretty sad. She goes around f*cking every guy, to get money or clothes out of them and manipulates them into thinking she likes them when really shes f*cking like 5 other guys on the side. Most guys only like kickin it with her cause she puts out. She had/has the biggest crush and a guy that does gay porn and thinks hes hot sh*t , How cute! She thinks shes hot sh*t too but i think she looks like a really buff veiny lizard with a snobby attitude towards life. i feel bad for this girl. what do you think ?

Photoshop is for liars, and shims like her.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Man Sloot

Posted in SDSU, San Diego

Man Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this boy is the definition of a manwh*re! He’s had sex with at least 12 girls in my sorority. Personally…I would NOT sleep with him!

I don’t think I’ve ever met a chick who prefers noodles.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Dirty Urssy At It Again…

DIRTY URSSY STRIKES AGAIN

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dirty Urssy Strikes again!She’s the on on the right. Nik my question to you is would you? The last person never asked, keep in mind they barred out slug is as dirty as she gets. Heard she got kicked out of her roomates house, probably f*cked one of their boyfriends. Girl back stabbs everyone, even her “closest” friends. So Nik..dying to know your opinion since she thinks she’s the hottest thing around. Would you?

Answer: No, she is wearing a sweatshirt for one reason, to hide her gut and anyways she is beat.


Nik Richie

10.14.09

Osama Chin Laden Partying

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Osama Chin Laden makes her partying pictures debut finally… I am a die hard Dirty fan and when i saw all the comments that people were posting about her, that she doesnt party and isnt a h*e… i had to dig up some dirt and prove some people wrong… so here you go nik… enjoy…. DA Strong.

Thanks for the coverage J-Bob.  Why does this always happen?  Her friends emailed me saying she doesn’t even drink.  Like I said I don’t choose the Dirty Celebs, they choose themselves (and usually have some weird body defection which helps the cause).- nik


Nik Richie

10.13.09

Osama Chin Laden And Friends

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Osama Chin Laden just hanging out with friends… i heard she had a pretty intense weekend… DA is on it right now trying to gather some evidence.

Do you thinks she could cut a dudes Greg off with that chin?  I do.- nik


Nik Richie

10.09.09

It’s Classy Not Trashy

It's classy not trashy.

It's classy not trashy.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ran into these pictures and knew I HAD to send them to thedirty.com. This is purely disgusting, I can’t imagine anyone being turned on by this or even wanting to see these pictures…. BARF! What do you think Nik?

I think ESPN is still the worldwide leader in sports.- nik


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Lost Soul

Posted in SDSU, San Diego

Lost Soul

Lost Soul

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley. She thinks she is the hottest thing in the world and has tried to be in playboy so many times it’s not even funny anymore. She always tells people that she is “so close to getting in!” Seeing how Playboy has really gone downhill is really saying something about her. She has no close girlfriends anymore and latches onto any guy that shows her the least bit of attention. In highschool she sucked off 6 guys in one night at a party, and her claim to fame is giving shaun white (the snowboard ginger child) a BJ when they went to highschool together! She does ecstacy by herself during the week which i think is very odd. I think the pic i included definitely shows that photoshop is for liars, i mean could they airbrush that pic anymore? SD girls beware, she could be talking to your boyfriends right now. she has zero morals.

I’d lay off the beer it’s giving you 5 chins, which might get in the way of you blowing Greg’s.- nik


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Your Dream Girl

YOUR DREAM GIRL

YOUR DREAM GIRL

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her names nataile, shes the cutest girl at sdsu HANDS DOWN, Would you?

Answer: No, she is oranger than the state of Florida, and her nose is way too pointy.


Nik Richie

10.05.09

Josh “Dallas” Boom

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so this dude was a failure in Dallas going to community college and moved out to San Diego with some dudes trying to get a show on tv (HOV LANE), apparently he is tearing it up out in Cali (as you can tell) with all these “fly” b*tches. This dude is straight for the gays, and adds the expression “BOOM” to every sentence, put his @ss on blast.

Obviously he will do whatever it takes to be famous.  People are very open minded and friendly from Dallas yall.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"