THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Terrah a 19 year old bomb shell from San Diego. She does porn, not sure if her family or boyfriend knows but I think she’s pretty hot and I would rail her, would you?

ANSWER: No, she has a wierd face, thunder thighs, weird knees and probably only does purple crayon productions.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Courtney F and Brittany R, aka Powder Head and Piss Pants. Both From the slums of Ramona San Diego. These Best Friends Spend the majority of their time snorting c*ke, wh*reing around and peeing their pants on camping trips, hence their nicknames. Courtney is currently employeed at an escort agency for gay men(the female agencys wouldnt hire her they refused to believe that she is a woman.) Brittany can be found eating Chicken wings i mean bussing tables at Fridays. What you think about these 2 nik?

I think their noses look like little vacuum cleaners that only work on mirrored or glass top tables.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… I finally found some brunettes you would do. Twin Alpha Phi’s from SDSU. pretty, good girls believe it or not. So, would you with one or both of these twins Jami and Janae?

No you didn’t cause I would never…check out her double shoulder, I wonder if they both have em.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This wh*re ruins peoples lifes by preaching how godly she is to everyone when she got pregnant as a teenager and takes her son to beer pong parties when she has him. would you do her or her big mouth?.

ANSWER: No, she looks like she has ridden enough wood in pic one.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Erbert and Roper gave Kaela H***a thumbs up! She has more diseases than there are starving kids in Africa, a vagina so loose it makes the grand canyon look like a back yard stream, braces so shiny, she could put Paul Whal to shame. A drinking problem so bad she makes Lindsey Lohan Look normal! Sends so many naked pictures to so many different guys, she could start her own porn production! . And how is she in bed u may ask?…well just put it this way, daddy is SO proud! Has a mind so f***ed up, Gary Bucie is given her advice. Pisses the bed more than a 2 year old child. Talks more s**t about her “friends” than any one should have to tolerate. This girl is a black widow! She makes you think she the perfect girl and then bangs more guys behind your back than a drunkin’ sorority girl from SDSU! This chick gets ridden more than the tour to France! You may see this winner stumbling down the streets of PB. And if u happen to run into her I would recommend hand sanitizer and penicillin.

She looks like she prides herself on her greg taking ability.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I added this chin to my friends after the 7th time she requested me to be her friend on Facebook, she thinks we should be friends just because I spent a miserable summer in poway. The only reason I even recognized her was from theDirty. Nik, she wants to be a model, please let her down gently.

Osama Chin Laden in the house… I don’t know why, but I feel like she invented boomerangs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,Lisa Mc*** was recently submitted on the grounds of being a haggard little homewrecking wh*re. She’s part of a certain San Marcos Skank Army which includes her good friend Brittney W*se, who we’re all familiar with. These girls think they run the town, when really they just provide all of the intoxicated enough males with felatio or fish-sex on demand. Someone(aka Lisa) claims she’s being posted because people are “jealous” of her, however I’d like to submit more pictures to prove that there’s absolutely nothing for anyone to be jealous of. And to shed light on how actually hideous she really is. The dirty army has requested this, now let us meet their needs!

She looks like the mask from the movie scream.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik we are all from San Diego, Next time we are in Cabo why don’t you join us, we promise you will have fun. And Remember what happens in CABO ends up on the dirty.

I am actually in Cabo to host Rockstar Energy Spring Break the last week of March.  I would invite you ladies, but you all seem a little too old for me and only one of you has a body I would want to see naked… the rest are Norcos (Norco is where fat smelly cows come from).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lisa Mc** shes been on your site before for being a lying boyfriend stealing backstabbing chubby whore. She was in “love” once but that guy dumped her because she was a phyco bitch and ever since then she has made it her lifes mission to have sex with anything that walks, including her friends boyfriends, most of san diego has been in n out of that wind tunnel she calls her vagina, what do you think nik is she worthy enough for your greg?

Girls just use that as an excuse to being a sloot…and no shes not worthy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of the site but this is my first submission.  I offer you a smoking brunette from San Diego named Lauren. I guess she is a model/fashion designer.  Everyone in San Diego talks about her all the time and I truly dont see it.  her face is long as hell and she needs some +2’s ASAP.  So I figured i would get an opinion from the man him self.

I don’t see it either… her nose is as long as her face and without +2’s to distract me there is no hiding that.  People in San Diego are losing it, don’t let the eyes suck you in.- nik