Britni Is Not What You Think


Dead Fish

Dead Fish

Dead Fish

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Britni, she can be seen all over downtown SD slooting it up for any guy with a hit of E or a line of pepsi. She thinks her +2′s take away from the disgusting craters on her face but they don’t. This homie hopper also gave my boy something. She thinks her sh*t don’t stink but once you see this gremlin with no make-up on you’ll be running far, far away. I’m guilty of poking her on occasion and let me just say… I think I’d get more pleasure out of putting my greg in a dead fish. I got a few homies that wanna get with her but I try to tell em what’s up.

Does this mean you have something now because I highly doubt you were sober enough to rock a condom?- nik

Dirty PQ30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the town of Penasquitos is now apparently “gang infested.” This group of pepsied out druggies has created their own gang called “PQ 30″. Some of the members of the PQ 30 include; Tyler Grin, Corey Commentz, Tyler Musco, Tyler Barclay, Mike Ketteringham, Tommy Hansen, Ian Erskine, Alex Shepard, Viktoriya Bilan, Ellie & Allie Bostron, Shayna Brickman, They are so obsessed with pride for their town, Alex Shepard’s license plate relates to her hometown. They even have a gang sign, they throw up “pq”. PQ stands for Rancho Penasquitos, which is a town in San Diego, home to the highschools Mount Carmel, and Westview. In High school (they went to westview) all they would do is go on party buses “thizzed out as fck” aka rolling off tons of x. At the Senior pictures this group loved x so much they put the t-thiz symbol on all of their matching attention wh*re neon yellow shirts. A few are in ASB and the teacher looked up what the symbol meant, and b*tched out the entire class of 2010 at the pictures, going on about how his brother has been in rehab. After, all of the girls, such as Rina Kawano, and Ellie and Allie Bostron had the nerve to post things on facebook like, “Oh wow we roll 24-7″ sarcastically. B*tch, you DO roll 24-7. If you don’t, why the f*ck would you put that on your shirt? All of the girls are basically 5′, 90 lbs, and pepsied out. Now Ellie and Allie, and others go to San Diego State, to party and get f*cked up there. Have fun with those DRDs. They post pictures all the time with alcohol, one showing Ellie drinking out of a beer bong and Alex watching. They post statuses like “omg what happened last night? BLACKOUT!” Their whole facebook is so trashy, it’s all showing them drinking and partying, and I don’t understand how they don’t care how trashy they look. Why did Allie put a picture of a nosebleed on? Is she showing off how much pepsi she did? Any bets on which one will become a prostitute first?

If your gang formed in highschool its not a gang.- nik

Lauren Greene


Lauren Greene

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Okay so this chick is straight up RONCHY. She’ll f*ck anywhere with anyone just to “get it in” (those were her exact words). We were kickin it at a friends place playin some pong and just chillin when she decides to get it in ON THE PORCH with a man who has a BUTT CYST. She’s disgusting why would you do it on the porch infront of everyone that wass there? She simply was just embarassing herself. After that she and the dude walk in without saying anything and go to the kitchen. and no not to make a sandwhich, they started f*cking in the kitchen! She has no respect for other people. You cant just get it on wherever you like when its not your house. I wish i never had to witness what i saw that night.. i truly am scarred for life. Be aware: She may get it on in your house!

Just the thought of her naked is enough to make me nauseous.- nik

Man Or Woman?


Squidward wants to be a model/homewrecker

Squidward wants to be a model/homewrecker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This b*tch became friends with me and within a few weeks called me her best friend. Then I got her a job at the same place where my husband is a manager and she started hitting on him and sending him naked pictures of herself, all while having a boyfriend of her own. She quit being friends with me and introduced my husband to people as her “second boyfriend.” She won’t leave him alone and she is convinced that they’re going to be together. Watch out for this wh*re homewrecker! She will befriend you and then get at your man (or woman, who knows how she swings). She’s trying to be a model, but from looking at her, what a joke! She already had a get a nose job because she looked like a damn tucan. She has a jew fro and thinks she’s hot sh*t and will flirt with guys right in front of her boyfriend! Look out for the itty bitty t*tty committee.

It must be so difficult to eat when your nose touches your upper lip.- nik

Club Rats With Kids At home Or On The Way


Club Rats with Kids at home or on the way!!!

Club Rats with Kids at home or on the way!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two DTOWN Presents promoter sl*ts prance around claiming their just at the club to dance except the blonde Jessica has a TODDLER AT HOME!!! The girl in neon yellow I don’t know what her name on her FAKE ID is but she is hiding a PREGGO belly!!!! She asked for it since she sleeps with at least HALF of those promoter guy douche bags who couldn’t get laid without their weak promo company!!! Next time ladies you might wanna talk sh$t a lil QUIETER on a party bus to the club!

That vein popping out in the middle of her forehead is really attractive.- nik

My Boyfriends Ex Needs To Leave Him Alone


chunky bitch

chunky bitch

chunky bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samantha Fox, she thinks she’s a model, but really she’s just a fat ugly jealous b*tch. She is OBSESSED with her ex boyfriend who I am now currently dating and tries to make me jealous by texting him all the time begging for him back.

You have nothing to worry about, she weighs more than you.- nik

Any Potential


Creeature is back

Creeature is back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she needs to be a dirty celeb with the damn way she looks, what do you think?

Just you are fat and trashy doesn’t mean you get to be a Dirty Celeb.- nik

Tries Too Hard


Wanna be famous

Wanna be famous

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is emily yi, also known as emma lei for her go-go name. shes an aspiring DJ. personally i think i might be able to fit my limp dick in her huge ass nostrils… besides your whole thing against not liking noodles or whatever, what do ya think?

I think this is what a cross between a rabbit and a noodle would look like.  Was her mom a farmer?- nik

She Listen To You And Got The Nose Job First, And Her +2′s Are Still Pending


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I love this girl, she’s adorable, she’s funny, I can’t get enough of her fb posts. But I am afraid she is going down hill!!!! At first she was doing all the right things, she got a nose job BEFORE plus 2′s…however plus 2′s are still pending. She doesn’t drink!!! Which is so rare to find in a girl these days. She was perfectttt, now she had to move to San Diego for school, and she’s working as a Go Go dancer with the UGLIEST tranny gogos I’ve ever seen, she is by far the cutest one. But lately she’s been taking benzo’s and hanging out with all these uglies, and posting trashy pictures. I hope she can come back home to us in Frisco and ditch the losers in SoCal. This post is because I like CP, I’m not hating on her!

I think you lost her… she is gone in the SDSU system of girls trying to find themselves. As far as +2′s make sure she goes to a very good doctor because her frame is built for REFUND Gaps.- nik

Dislexia Kardashian


dislexia kardashian

dislexia kardashian

dislexia kardashian

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexia wants to be a kardashian soo bad.  She tries to fakebake and look sexy for summer with nice big tits, and show off the newest designer fashion yet ends up with sunspots and huge fake louis vuitton bags with nockoff jewerly to match so not so kim. looks like one hell of a beast like chloe and with tries to hide this with sunglasses everywhere she goes, yet has no husband by her side :( like lamar so shes not even a chloe … what do you think nik does alexia has any chance?

She is not a Kardashian. She is more Adam’s Family.- nik