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The anything but wholesome couple

November 24, 2014 Seattle 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Bewarned they look sweet but this couple is pure drama trash! Meet annabelle blue whitefield and Michael Caldwell both low life scums that fake love to take from anyone what they want, Ana as she goes by doesn’t work and lives of the child supoort of 5 baby daddies, And Micheal is still under the loving care of his mommy. They are known around the belfair/ kitsap county area stealing any pills they can get, using meth, trying to convince dr. to give them pills and both area’s should be on high alert they don’t care who you are Micheal stole from his own mother and grand mother, so much cash was stolen from his mom to feed his drug habit he actually was arrested on forgery charges and had to do a 28 day in patient program, obviously that helped.

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Just Another Creep Who Calls Himself A DJ

November 24, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet AJ Sorbello, or Gruv1/Spider, or music producer, composer, whatever he is calling himself at the moment. He tells everybody he makes music and I guess he does. In his basement. But really this guy is a strip club DJ in Seattle. He\’s 34, with no really job and yes paid in drinks when he goes out with his 21 year old girlfriend Tatum who looks and acts like a 13 year old boy. He hides their relationship, maybe because they live together with his ex girlfriend, such a happy family. Did I mention he thinks he has “powers”? I wonder what he sees in his future?

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Union Banks Brad Herman and Tasha Winkler

November 18, 2014 Portland, Seattle 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the people of the world need to be warned about these two. It’s the talk of the personal banking office here at Union Bank in Seattle. Brad Herman is a total womanizer. He’s a ‘wealth strategist’ with UB but I would never trust him with my money knowing how he conducts himself inside & outside of the office. Since 2011, he has moved in with 3 girlfriends only to cheat on them. He woos them in with his token trip to Hawaii in the first month & within 1 year is screwing a different girl, packs the current GF up & kicks her out of his place. His current escapade is Tasha Winkler who works at UB in Portland. They take weekend trips visiting each other under the noses of their significant others. Tasha is in a serious relationship with a great guy, Erik Lovro, who is in the picture with her. I feel so bad for him- he thinks she is on business trips to Seattle when in reality she’s banging this eight head moron w/ a god complex. Brad’s last girlfriend moved out after she found messages on FB to Tasha saying “I love you” & “We’re going to be a power couple”. They had only just moved to Seattle together from SF this July. Brad’s family wants nothing to do with him anymore because he cheats on his GFs. He’s admitted he needs counseling otherwise this pattern will never end with him, but his super ego takes over & he continues leaving a trail of victims everywhere he goes. I hope someone who knows Erik tells him about this & they both lose their jobs at Union Bank! Losers!

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Whatcom Countys Dumpster

November 17, 2014 Seattle 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me introduce you to Whatcom County’s local cum dumpster! Aneva Myers (Love) will fuck anyone and anything as long as she can get a couple bucks to pay for rent! Oh wait that’s right this dirty hoe just got evicted from her apartment! This bitch attempts to be a home wrecker, if a man’s got a job that’s what she’s going to go for! If he’s married, has a family or whatever she doesn’t care! She’s on the prowl for her next free ride! She has 4 nasty ass kids that are just as big of losers as she is. So men, if you just want to fck something to get rid of your blue balls, the look her up! Offer her $1 she’ll take it! Hell for $2 she’ll let you Eifel tower her and put it in her ass!! She loves it when you cum on her face….just wrap it in latex or she will try to take your paychecks! That’s why most guys cum on her face…this bitch even got knocked up by her ex boss! Has had 4 different “daddy’s” for that kid. She tried to fck all of her ex husband’s friends. Got knocked up with her latest kids on “accident” cause that dude was her drug dealer. You can follow the slime trail that her cunt leaves all over. She has escort ad’s posted even…dumb cnt thinks she’s hot shit…she’s got half of it right…cause she is shit…nasty shit!

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The New Generation

November 15, 2014 Phoenix, Seattle, The Dirty 236

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are KC and Ava aka Ruthie. These two are totally wild and quite entertaining follows. One lives in Seattle and goes to university while the other lives in Phoenix. They travel back and forth to terrorize both cities with one another. They are both cam girls. They are engaged to be married to each other, but their relationship is totally open. They fully embrace their wild lifestyle and display a lot of it on twitter, tumblr and Instagram. The drinking, smoking, pill popping, having lots of sex and dressing in a very provocative way seemingly to challenge the power of the male gaze. They are the newest iteration of the young alternative feminist, digital and underground. They live hard and fast even post on social media that they don’t see themselves being alive any longer than the age of 30 years old. Both are total sh*thead hotties and Ava’s body is unreal (her breasts were already unbelievable before the implants) and following them gives a fairly interesting look into alternative youth culture. They live on the internet and are part of a small social media clique of ultra hot cyber chicks like Sabrina Nellie.

You can tell by the blondes stomach that she is the Husband.- nik

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These Girls Ain’t Loyal

November 15, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I wanted to tell you about this girl my best friend was with over the summer. She was pretty much a nobody until he started seeing her, and taking her out to all the fanciest and high end restaurants in town. He spoiled her in every way possible. Couple months pass, and all the sudden she bails on the relationship and starts acting like a complete sloot. She thinks shes the sh*t now, and literally posted pictures of herself with other guys a day after she broke up with my friend. Since then, she blocked him from her phone and all other social networking sites. It sucks seeing my best friend so sad and depressed over this unthankful hoe. Any suggestion on how to get him out of his depression? I know he can do so much better!

Nothing you can do. Sucks to say it — “time heals all wounds”.- nik

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Watch Out Single Moms

November 13, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 85

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to let the dirty world know about this guy, Robbie Walden. He’s a pretty well known country singer around the Seattle/Spokane area and presents himself as this hard working family man. I met him during a concert, while with my son.We talked and he said to keep in touch. I thought he wanted to do something regarding autism awareness, my son has autism and that was what we talked about.later that night I got a Facebook message from him. He started to pursue me hard from then, he brought me flowers, wrote me a song, told me it was love at first sight and he and his wife were separated. I gave in and fell in love hard. We spent the next few months basically moved in together, talking about marriage and kids. He even wanted to adopt my son. I am not one to trust men or let them in my sons life too, but I fully believed him as did my whole family. During all this, he never once saw his daughter, told me it was because he couldn’t stand being around her mother. 100% a Facebook dad.  Then in September his lies began unraveling, his wife texted me. And I confronted him, he just said she was full of it and ignore her. Me and him became strained and it all came to a head after one of his shows, during our argument he hit me twice right in front of his best friend and then he crashed his truck.His wife pathetically took him back. He still messages me saying he loves me.  He is truly f*cked up in the head, seriously the most narcissistic selfish boy ever.  Click here to see his Greg. 

Sounds like an amazing country song.- nik

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Rafael Inc Scam And Frauds

November 10, 2014 Seattle 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Attention!!! Rafael Inc./D7 shots are a scam and frauds. Jewels Simons along with Dominic walker and Christian Carreon are the biggest joke in the modeling and fashion industry. lets start with jewels and he Boy friend Dominic. She says she has 15 years experience in this industry but where has she been published? where are her credentials? ask her for her management or talent agency license that you are required to have if your representing models or actors. she makes her models wear outfits you would see hookers wearing. there is no class or standards, she has her models sell tickets and shirt? that’s not being a good coordinator, manager, agent, host that\’s just like being a pimp the models get no money in return. any real agent or model manager would never ever let there models or make them sell tickets or t-shirts let alone make them model or do fashion shows along with promotional events for fee. Now lets get to there modeling coordinator Christian what experience does he have…. None hes just as big as fraud as jewels and Dominic. where did he go to school for management? where did he internship at learn the proper and laws regarding model management? he’s not licensed in any way to represent any models or actors. All in all they treat there models like crap they don’t pay them, they don’t promote them, they don’t get them published.

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