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THE DIRTY ARMY: Matt was posted earlier this month, I forgot to mention a few things about Matt that should be known, because he is a rotten person, he is such a bad person all the way down to his core. Matt Che*tle, you leave for Singapore in a day but this post will be here for you. Here are a month and a half’s worth of facts of his only KNOWN L I F E :
- Matt STALKED me off of your website nik, got me drunk got photos with me and told me once I was passing out he knew who I was from here. Funny right.
-Matt was banging his ex girlfriend who he was in love with a week later, while she was dating her boyfriend she is still dating, no clue what her name is
-Matt got head from me a week and a half ago, all the while he was in a fight with a girl who he was seeing, I didn’t know this until later, and I feel like a Dbag for doing this.
-He cries to girls that I posted him on the dirty, he told me to post him on the dirty, I feel bad another persons name was involved but he begged me for three weeks to make an amazing story
-Matt always talks about how sad he is wah wah wah. Shut up.
-This is all true, because if anyone knows me- I Don’t lie. By the way, GET OVER NIK – HES NOT INTO BOYS YOU F*CKING QUE*R TheDIRTY.COM STALKER, OBSESSED WEIRDO!
Matt, I love you man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik his h*e is the most uglyest, fattest, stupidest, h*e in the world. she steals boyfriends and she thinks shes hot sh*t when really, the boys want her to get itt. & i dont even know why cause i heard shes gott the most stank p*ssy in the world. shes so fat that she has to edit her pictures to make herself LOOK skinny. she needs to hop off boys d*cks and get a life because they only want her p*ssy anywayss.
She has stalker eyes, and a huge gut.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy calls himself the turkish on RunWild he is an old pervert that uses tons of fake profiles to check out teenage girls and stalks them. He’s fat and dirty and has a ton of restraining orders from the RW girls . . . Not only is he a stalker but severely mentally screwed up from the war. PSYCHO!!! think he belongs in prison?
I’m so proud to be American.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy needs to be told whats up. He thinks he is God’s gift to the earth and he needs to be brought down a couple of notches. He wears ed fardy constantly and had to join the military because he was doing so much blow. Please do what you do best and tell this guy what a waste he is to the world. .
Lol I don’t need to their matching REI fleeces and Ed Hardy shirts speak for themselves.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I just want to hear it man. Nik I am a BIG fan… Since hiring a hitman is illegal you are the closest to it ![]()
Her fat friend is even laughing at how ridiculous she looks.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your celeb prodigy Pucker has gone back to her old ways, you predicted it. Not to mention the whole reason I even found her again was off a free webcam site. I do have to say this picture off of her twitter of her ass is amazing so, would you lotion that thing?
Pucker, did 2009 not mean anything to you? I get it that you are famous because of me, but seriously there are other ways to make money than taking off your clothes. It is ok to have a brain.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you? Alie J*ckubal?
Answer: No, her eyes are way too far apart, she has acne everywhere and her nose looks like that of a purple crayons.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Alrighty Nik. This is Kellsey. (one on the right)She is the nastiest bitch ever. She honestly thinks she is the sh*t and her and her mom both think they are better than everyone. she is living with her boyfriends and his PARENTS. Her boyfriend is addicted to OC and has NOTHING. lost his job and all his money. didn’t even get his GED or diploma. oh and hes a failed pot dealer. did jail time and borrows hundreds off dollars from kellsey all the time. This mother f*cker wants to talk sh*t about and say people are going no where in life? please. look at yourself. you sold your rims to get drug money. oh and by the way. Ty i saw you doing OC in your “homies” car the other day. real smart to do it in front of a BANK and my work. and kellsey doesn’t want to be “Alone” so she puts up with this sh*t. i would too if i looked like that and couldnt get anyone else. bahah..
She’s like a fat ginger kid with bad teeth, shoulda been born ginger.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Ashley from Everette, she is so classy and pretty and amazing. She is known for being a paid who*e and if you want, you can find photos of her with her shirt off online pretty easily, for FREE! She does all of her work from her parents house, so I don’t think mommy or daddy would to be happy to see what they had brought up would they? But Nik, would you let this 18 year old gaping hole touch your knee ? P.S. That is her rack, hope you enjoy ![]()
Answer: No, her eyes are way too close together, and I’m pretty sure she has an STD.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mia. The sad thing is these are her “good pictures.” So Nik, would you?
She has a stork face…a nose job wouldn’t en help, she needs it to hide the fact that her head looks like an upside down triangle.- nik