11.14.09

Pedophile To Be

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet a future pedophile, current creeper and used to be a stalker.  This guy never wears a shirt and thinks girls love him when he does it.  He is one of those guys who has multiple myspace pages with just a picture of his abs, hiding his ugly face, trying to sleep with girls.  He claims to bang out a few chicks a week, yet he has a shrine for the one girl I know that he has hooked up with.  Nik just look at this creep, he oiled himself down and took a picture of himself.

They still make puka shell necklaces?- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

STD’s Anyone?

Posted in Seattle

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STD's Anyone?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Amber. She a nasty krustball of STD’s. She has been to the hospital at least 6 times for different types of deseases. She needs sex to feel validated and loves to throw parties with new groups of guys everytime. She puts on a front like she is so mature and “doesn’t sleep around anymore” but as soon as she says that some guy calls her out. Shes a freakin drug addict and you can smell this h*e from MILES away. Is there ever going to be a cure for sk*nks?

Sheis awful, and her nose looks like it was made of silly puddy.- nik


Nik Richie

11.11.09

Pucker Please Leave Me Alone

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Happy Birthday and everything, but you just tried to kill yourself with a letter addressed to me.  These random drunk emails (granted this one is birthday related) makes me think you are not taking your treatment seriously.  I am not trying to preach to you about how to live your life…  I just really need you to leave me alone.


Nik Richie

11.10.09

HEchelle

Posted in Seattle

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Michelle goes to Washington State University and is constantly getting laid or fingered by any guy who is brave enough to touch her nasty, fishy p*ssy. As if that’s not bad enough, she feels the need to inform everyone she knows, in her annoying high pitched voice. And it gets worst she NEVER shuts up. Its disgusting no one needs to know what your doing all the time. This annoying b*tch should keep all her dirty stories to herself. Nik, what do you think?

Is she pregnant or is that a really bad gut?- nik


Nik Richie

11.10.09

White Girl Who Thinks She Is Black

Posted in Seattle

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White girl who thinks shes black

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is amanda and as you can see she has lost her self in the black d*cks. She would rather go get banged then come see her friends. The entire Yakima Community College basketball team has let her score. She plays to be this innocent, sweet girl when really she’s a sl*t who needs to get her story straight. She plays guys, two brothers to be exact in one innocedent. If she cant get some from one guy, she’ll immediately go to another. She NEEDS a d*ck constantly. I’m sick of her thinking she is better than everyone else when really she just sleeps around.

The second picture perfectly explains why Purple Crayons love her so much.- nik


Nik Richie

11.10.09

Speechless + Blue Cups

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t know what to say there are so many different things that are wrong in these pics. + they are using blue cups…disgrace.

Sometimes you just need to pull the trigger.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Seattle’s Euro-Trash

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is bozhenna, she is NASTY eurotrash. She thinks she is soo hott that no man can resist her. She tells everyone she is so rich and classy. Yet, I see her wearing velvet shirts and nasty dragon pants. She acts like a stuck up b*tch to everyone taking TONS of pictures of her stupid used car her parents bought instead of paying college tuition. The only question I have is if her family is soo well-off. Why, is her dad a truck driver and her mom works at old country buffet? I also heard she has the harp-harp! haha… nik your persian right? I heard she loves her some persian man.

I am still trying to find out what I am because there is no such thing as Persian.  We went over this already… Persia doesn’t exist.  People just say it because it sounds cooler and white people can relate it to cats and rugs.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Taking Out The Trash

Posted in Seattle

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Taking out the trash

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girls name is Megan V*tsch. Her moms in jail from stealing money from some company she was working for and megans following in her footsteps by whoring it up. She will sleep with anyone at any time and she’s definitely not afraid to TRY and take your boyfriend. She smokes cigarettes and her clothes are always raunchy and dirty you’ll smell her from a mile away. She lives in a ghetto sketchy apartment with suspended tabs and no respect for herself. She has a fat pooch and flabby skin and is secretly missing a tooth. I dont even wanna see this girls vagina..its probably stretched out to the sky. This girl talks so much shit but can never back it up. Megans the sk*nk of renton who has many STDS and a hairy lower back. Stay away unless you want to munch of some hair and herps.

Just when you think you have seen the beatest chicks out there, another one comes along to disprove you.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Shocked This Girl Isn’t Already On This Site

Posted in Seattle

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this girl hasn’t been on your site yet. She is one of the most obnoxious chicks I have ever met. She thinks she is funny, but she is loud and NOBODY can stand this girl. I just looked on her facebook page and she decided to be a pregnant chick in black face. If you look at her skin, she has the WORST skin ever!! The worst part is how she thinks she is hot and everyone wants to bang her. Men in Seattle stay away!

No matter what you do you will always have te stench of noodles, so just stop.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Dancing With An Ugly White Guy

Posted in Seattle

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my guy frineds dared me to dance with himm—>gross..and he had a boner..haha EWWW!

That’s like taking a dare to stick your hand next to a wild snake and hoping it doesn’t bite you, the jokes on you.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"