She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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She Can’t Accept The Truth
Posted in Seattle | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danny M*rales. He has had a “girlfriend” for over 4 or 5 years now, and word is they are “engaged”. Now I find that hard to believe since he has screwed behind her back since day one. She always takes him back. lol. But the funny thing is, all the girls seem to all have the same pics of him, sent from him… coincidence? I think not. How much “proof” does she need. And everyone around town knows he shoots in the ass to get big (L.A. fitness isnt how he puts the “work in”) He drives a Black Lexus (which she pays for… oh, and he lives with her) He will LIE by any means necessary… telling you he loves you so u will buy him stuff. Let these dumb chicks know that he has a girl he doesnt claim.
I hope she reads this and takes it seriously.- nik
Caption Of The Day Girl
Posted in Seattle, The Dirty | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the man you had up as caption of the day…This girl should be a dirty celeb. She posts this sh*t on her myspace for all to see… Not only is she a purple crayon chaser, but here she is smoking a bong with her son in the other room. Good parenting? Can we please give her a dirty celeb nickname?
This gypsy is way too ugly to become a Dirty Celeb, sorry but I have to have standards.- nik
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This Girl Is Nuts
Posted in Seattle | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Laura has been on here a few times already but I just couldnt help myself after sweet innocent little laura (HA riiiight) went on a sl*t spree and gave 2 of my room mates the DRD. seriously sweetie keep em closed, your boobs are DISGUSTING, almost as disgusting as your run thru vag and f*cked up teeth. only thing youre doing right these days is that you started drinking again, youre WAAAY more fun haha atleast until the sores start burning… oh ya and if youre gunna keep showing your haggard face do us all a favor and dye your hair blonde again, you look HORRIBLE as a brunette, stick to the boobless blonde bimbo look, i wouldnt say it was workin for ya but it you were atleast f*ckable.
She was supposed to born a guy…at least she can beat up any girl who wants to fight her.- nik
Anyone Seen This Fake Girl
Posted in Seattle | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is M*dor* and she is a F*CKING WH*RE! She thinks she is a highly sophisticated “Sex in the city” type. At first she seems cool and sweet but she is fake and she will f*ck your man and she’s a dirty tweaker! Always keep an eye on this one!
She is going through a mid-life crisis, all cougs do.- nik
Pucker’s Life In Vegas
Posted in Las Vegas, Seattle, The Dirty | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is what Pucker’s facebook and twitter have taught me. 1. she loves living in Vegas 2. her room mates are four guys 3. she was engaged to a man for a week and is now single 4. she works on the streets, holding a sign naked 5. she gave up pepsi since your posts ruined her life she has claimed 6. she was shaving her arms and slipped and finally 7. she doesn’t drink or gamble. You know what i say? That is bullsh*t.
8. She has lost her soul and needs help.- nik
Seattle And Now Bellevue’s Sleeze
Posted in Seattle | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, austin Ferg*** is the biggest dusche bag ever! he’s worked for 24 hour fitness for 8 years or something. he made fitness manager around a year ago in Bellevue. i guess he sucked enough dick someone finally gave him a shot (i personally think he sucks at it) he sleeps with men and woman. his wife left his fagg*t ass a year ago after she found out about his escapades. i’ve personally seen him drag a drunk, nasty girl home from a bar at least once a month then go home to his wife and daughter. not only is he a homo and has done gay porn which is horrible, but he sleeps with anything that has a vagina, thinks he’s the hottest thing out there, he’s a wife-beater and a child molester and gets with girls he can bring in on that action. his newest fling and partner in crime is Sara Ann***. who is fat, ugly, crazy. but you’d have to be a little nuts to be with that guy. he is disgusting and someone should rid the earth of him. .
Does this guy think he is superman trying to lead all these double lifes…and why does his arm have cellulite all over it.- nik
Check Your Face
Posted in Seattle | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl her last name is chu***. How horrible can your life be when that is your last name. She thinks she is hot sh*t. She wore a dog jersey to a party. Can’t this girl afford to buy real clothes and not the clothes she bought for her dog? She had a herpes scare a month ago and has probably slept with more people then I have ever seen. Nik how many people have herpes scares? If you see someone that has something that looks like herpes stay the hell away! And her nose has been broken for years. Get that sh*t fixed. You look disgusting.
Cat lady’s are weirdo’s, she will branch off and live alone with her cats soon enough.- nik
What Is Wrong With People
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Seattle | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik… this guys named rob in the back his wife name jenny, her husbend cheats so much that he got an std, he slept with me 3 times and begged me to do it becasue all his wife does is sleep and take drugs.watch out girls he nasty and has the DRD. her son and rob both like to tag team also somethign wrong with that family. Maybe if the wife didnt sleep as much her husbend wouldnt go eles where.
What else is there to do win scumattle? Cheat, catch std’s and Ice, “go with christ bra”.- nik
Ari’s Arch Enemy And Pucker
Posted in Las Vegas, Pucker, Seattle | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Pucker spent the night with Ari’s arch enemy, JT Vegas. Do you think that JT had to pay for her services like the rest of the guys she is “dating” in Vegas? Or do you think that he got a free-be because he knows Nik Richie? Nik, you are quite the match maker and help make dreams come true.
I am pretty sure he name dropped me so that he could stick it in her butt for free.- nik
Gucci Model
Posted in Hyena, Seattle | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch Linda thinks she is tuff sh*t and tells everyone she is a gucci model. When in reality, she and her stupid friend take pictures of each other and photo shop them. She says she went on a modeling tour in Russia when actually she was at a cow farm with a bunch of hicks. She hangs with a promoter and acts like shes out on the scene, pops E all day and gets drunk so she has an exuse for why she f*cks every man! Watch out everyone this is a walking STD!!! Take a look at her ratty extentions!! The pictures explain it all. Anyone wanna get laid? Grab a bottle come to fedral way and you’ll find linda. P.S this girl seriously could use a donation of chap stick. .
Chap stick is the least of her problems.- nik
