Posted in Seattle | February 7th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*ts name is Nichole Davis. She’s f*cked over 25 guys in her sophomore year of high school. Has been to rehab for hroin and has had every DRD known to man kind. Shes stolen many boyfriends and cheated on her boyfriend who she claims to be the love of her life over 20 times. If this isnt a sl*t than I dont know what is?! Her outfits consist of lace leggings, tight cheetah print dress, a gray sequined snakeskin skirt, over used yoga pants and three sizes to small jeans. She walks like she has a d*ck up her butt and if possible will strip at any time for anybody for any cost…most likely for hroin. I wouldnt be suprised if she grew up to be a prostitute with over 10 kids. This girl deserves to be exposed because shes broken many hearts and stolen too many boyfriends and overall the biggest h*e ive ever laid eyes on!!
Cheek reduction and +2′s are the only possibility of getting her foot in the door.- nik
Posted in Seattle | February 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is Andrea Foster, she pretends to be your friend, but really she is jealous and a liar, she is a sl*t. She slept with everyone I know, she is pathetic and should just off herself instead of pretending to want to all the time. She just acts like she is more complicated than she is, she is smart so she can make everything she does sound good. She is also pretty good looking so everything she touches turns to sh*t. She is f***ed up in the head. She tricks boys into loving her and then messes with there heads. She recently fled the state cause she is pregnant and doesn’t want the father to know. Maybe she should stop sleeping around?
She’ll return to hit up his pocket book once she pops out his kid.- nik
Posted in Seattle, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know that there are some uglies in the modeling world but this one takes the cake. Why do old hags think they can model? And better yet why do people humor them? I think someone need to get her a dose of reality.
Her face makes me think she has a British accent.- nik
Posted in Seattle | January 31st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: So get this Nik. This is Jordyn Ross from East Wenatchee, WA. She is 21 and believes that her life is like a Disney princess movie and relates to them. Trust me, it’s not. If she were a Disney princess, she wouldn’t have confessed to people that she wanted to get up to 50 guys this past summer from a measly 42. She also has a creepy fascination with Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus thinking that she’ll meet these people due to her looks. Jordyn calls Miley her role model and worships her. She’s in love with Justin to the point where I want to puke. Oh and also, she was shacking up with a murderer and has stolen over $10,000 worth of clothes, jewelry, makeup, and alcohol from people. Jordyn also claims that she works for the Seattle Seahawks on her facebook profile, which she doesn’t and has lied to so many people of what she does for a living. She has this mentality to her that she’s God’s gift to men and she’s known just for her long lashes. The girls a mental case and every man flocks to her due to her “looks.” I’ve never met such a fake bat sh*t crazy chick in my life. I used to be friends with her and she’d make me apologize for things I shouldn’t have. She’d slap my legs just to see me wince in pain (and I had bruises from those slaps), she thought I was “boring” cause I didn’t want to party as much as she did and that I wasn’t as sexually promiscuous as her. She’s nothing but a c*m dumpster with a failed dream to get into the entertainment business.
Looks like I will be in Seattle on March 3rd.- nik
Posted in Seattle | January 30th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stinky douchebag is Oscar Munguia-Morales, a border hopping illegal alien scumf**k who’s only trying to get a stupid girl out there to marry his illegal a** so he can stay here. Totally full of s**t, he’s always broke yet acts rich, steals anything he can get his hands on, has a gut bigger than an elephant, and a tiny little greg that no girl out there should get close to unless they want to go the doctor and take medicine for the rest of their lives. (That isnt acne girls, dont believe him). Isnt even worth the risk anyway, as dead guys could probably get you off better than this larda** could, a long time for him is 2 minutes. Because he cant last long, he tries to have alot of foreplay, then uses his hands and fat ugly pumpkin head to try to make you c*m. But he tries to eat pu**y like he’s slurping soup out of a bowl, eeewwww!!!!! Plus he sweats 2 gallons of stinky sweat and ends up looking like a whale in bed. Desperate like a virgin and sick in the head like a creepy old man, he’ll have sex with anyone from a 60 year old Grandma, a 14 year old girl, and even other dudes. This weirdo once asked me to have a 3 way with my guy friend that looks better than him. Total closet case, he stares harder at guys than any of my female friends have!! Claims to be a big time drug dealer and connected to a Cartel, he snorts most of his own s**t, and never has any money anyways. Who ever heard of a broke drug dealer anyway??!!
It’d be much harder to get papers if he went after dudes.- nik
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Seattle | January 30th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please please please put this girl on blast! I am tired of seeing her try to fit her fat rolls into size medium clothing. She walks around town with no makeup on whatsoever cause she thinks shes such hot sh*t. GROSS! She needs to learn that naturally ugly girls need makeup! She swears her best feature is her t*ts, when in reality they are pale, saggy, and covered in stretch marks. She openly admits to being a sex addict and has slept with at LEAST 30 guys (shes 19!) Please Nik, someone needs to tell this girl the truth. I am tired of this girl walking around like she’s such hot sh*t. Also Nik, what kind of a guy would even want to touch this nasty fire crotch?
You should always keep your utters concealed. Save yourself some embarrassment.- nik
Posted in Seattle, The Dirty | January 28th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw her on this site tracked her down on fb, what do you think seems so full of herself. Needs a nose job other than that I think she’ll be a great Playmate. I’d love to see more of her on playboy haha all she seems to be good for.
I can’t tell what it is, but something is off with the nose. It’s not flowing for me.- nik
Posted in Seattle | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fellow, is Mr Gabe Love. G Love thinks he is the hottest thing to hit bham since…mj made it’s way across the Canadian border. He is at least 30, only dates girls under 21 that live in different cities and slangs pepsi to all the locals. How he hasn’t been arrested yet is baffling to us all. He thinks he’s a musician/artist/rapper/singer WHO KNOWS, but he’s been trying to move his game out of bellingham for a long time and yet…hasn’t. To keep this short, because it doesn’t deserve to be ‘long’: gabe is the scum of all scum. Put him on blast, so necessary.
Only crazy people do up both buttons on those shirts. I decided.- nik
Posted in Seattle | January 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, this is Ariel, she is the most trashy girl I’ve ever seen. Please help her realize that her wh**ing around and constant drinking will kill her. She constantly talks about how she doesn’t eat and is proud of it, and just announced she was pregnant, but continues to post pictures of herself drinking and smoking. I need your help to get her her long overdue wakeup call. I mean, she looks like a crackhead!
She looks like a squatter.- nik
Posted in Seattle | January 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this chick on blast she’s one of the most disgusting, dirty, and annoying chicks I have ever met. She works at A strip club here in Seattle and thinks shes the hottest thing to ever get on A strip club stage she’s actually one of the most disgusting chicks I have ever seen and has the worst cottage cheese thighs I have ever witnessed. She loves the greg and will do anything with the greg for $20 or less one witness at her club said A ten was once exchanged. I wish this girl would get her shit together and quit making other dancers look so horrible. I truly do feel sorry for her Nadia people care about you but you need some help Nik tell me what you think by the way thanx peace and love dirty army strong.
Looks like she’s wearing shoulder pads.- nik
