The Thots of all Thots

September 16, 2014 Seattle 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I dont know where to begin to tell you about this dude! This Thot needs to be exposed! His name is Treveyon Holland. He currently lives in Bremerton Washington. Hes from Houston Texas. Hes currently in the navy buhh who knows for how long since hes married and sleeping with multiple woman. This guy likes to keeps girls old underwear with discharge on it, for what reason? no one knows. Hes told multiple people that hes suppose to have over 20 kids but hes made all the girls get abortions. Aint that a shame! & hes only 21. I also heard that He wants to sell drugs while hes listed in the navy. Why the hell would you wanna go and do that! Well back to his thot ways, He has also been with men while hes been on deployment. He always claims that he loves Eatin Booty! This Thot will putt up the coldest front for months just to get some pussy from these girls then he will become a dick and kick them to the curb. Hes also had multiple drd’s but when he finds out about it he dosnt go to the doctor cuz if he dose they will wonder how he got it, remember hes suppose to be married! and the navy takes that shit serious. His wife live back home in Texas! So he lives in his thot ways with untreaded drd’s! NASTY! His type of woman are Ghetto ass black girls with weaves that look like it came from a homeless dog that hasnt had a bath in 40 years! All i wanna know is Dont you get old of this lifestyle? You get the same reaction everytime. At the end of the day you will be a sad and lonely.



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When Is It Too Soon For Cosmetic Work

September 11, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 90

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was reading an article about how to get good Botox in your 20′s, the benefits of getting this done in your 20′s is to enhance your appearance – to relax muscles in your forehead and so you can arch your eyebrows, or because you want to keep your skin looking the way it does. The second thing is just the issue of prevention, because the earlier you start getting Botox the less wrinkling you’ll get later in life. It is so obvious Kylie Jenner has had cosmetic surgery on her face, from lip fillers to Botox, this 17 year old has not just aged this way through puberty. You have a daughter, might possibly have 2, what is your thoughts on the proper age for cosmetic surgery, and I am not talking about a nose job to fix a broken nose/deviated septum.

Personally… once you are 18, the world is your oyster. Anything younger is child abuse.- nik



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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 17

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The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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Candice, Please Stop Using Drugs

September 4, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Candice.  She has such a hot body, but she has a little problem with drugs.  Wanted to say stop that sh*t Candice.  Nik, how do you feel about her body?  Smoking right?  Click here to see her without the dress!!

Dirtyvention. Candice they are posting you because they love you.- nik



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Spokane Factory

September 4, 2014 Seattle, Spokane 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to two of Spokane’s dirtiest gays! One of these guys was born and raised here (obviously he has the most disgusting teeth ever) and has recently returned. So here is my PSA these guys both have the gift that keeps giving. They have a habit of inviting random guys into bed and then not disclosing the parting gift they will be receiving after their romp. The blondie there is also a tweaker, is on every form of government aid available and has on a few occasions (he won’t ever admit it) exchanged oral sex for money. Pretty sure these guys couldn’t get any classier if they tried. Gross.



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Avas Flowers Suck

September 2, 2014 Dirty Business, Seattle 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ordered flowers for my moms birthday. They delivered them a day late. My mom sent me a picture of them. They looked like they should’ve cost $12. I Paid $93!!! I called to complain. They said they were sorry. Sorry?!? That was it! In the end I got a whole refund, but only after they picked the flowers back up from my poor mom. That isn’t even the whole story! There a few more scary details where they totally dropped the ball. The important thing is… That is bad business. I will never shop with them again. Beware of Ava’s Flowers.



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Former Seattle Mariner Tom Oldham Gave Me DRD

September 2, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 218

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few months ago I’m in Seattle for a college roommates engagement party. It was rather dull, so after a few of the girls decide to hit Baltic Room. This guy starts chatting me up saying he’s a Mariners player and huge hedge fund manager. It turns out he was ONCE actually a Seattle Mariner and his name is Tom Oldham. BTW, he’s no hedge fund manager. Just a compliance rat in a cube at Mutual of Omaha. Anyways, we go back to his hotel do some coke and unfortunately I slept with him. A few weeks ago I’m in the shower touching myself before work and feel a bump. I assumed it was an ingrown hair. Well, fast forward and now I have an appointment at the gyno. Beware ladies.

That hat doesn’t look like a real baseball cap.- nik



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These Two Need To Stop Already

August 28, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 44

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nina Rose and Bruna Araujo…okay Bruna is actually a really nice girl but unfortunately (and I know you have met her so you have own opinions) she is just too eager to please and still thinks she is hot… Nina on the other hand is a fake ass skank and a half. She is the ultimate homie hopper and will do ANYTHING to get noticed. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Seattle, even tried out for D List magazine cover girl…and didn’t win. Please bump this nasty hoe off her self-made pedestal, Seattle dudes are still jockin’ because she has +2′s. But let me tell you, the +2′s are disgusting in person and they don’t mean sh*t when she begs for attention, talks too much and takes more selfies than Courtney Stodden. Ugh Bellevue bitches…you are not LA caliber…get over yourselves. And hey Nina, go home you’re drunk…all the time, train wreck.

Someone please get this girl a Seahawks helmut.- nik



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