THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work needs to be put on blast, Nik!! This is Kristi Danielson from the Bellevue/Seattle area and her vag destroys lives! See, Shamu here thinks she is the hottest thing to walk the planet and will let anyone and everyone get it in. I want to warn all guys in the Seattle area to steer clear of those sloppy meat curtains unless you want your greg to fall clean off of your body. She used to date my little brother until he walked in on her going to town on a MUCH older man… he later found out that she gave him DRD!! I wish that was the end of it, but on top of diseasing my bro, my boyfriend of 4 years ran into her at a night club in Bellevue and she told him that she’d go down on him if he bought her drugs! Clearly she doesn’t care about destroying lives and I want to put the word out there that this big blob of sl*t should NEVER be trusted and more importantly NEVER touched! She is a home wrecker, cheater, liar, thief, and she lives off of drugs and alcohol. Please Nik help me spread the word so we can prevent more people from getting hurt!

Nice diaper…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is trashy as fark. She banged my friend and is trying to play off her sh*t as though it doesn’t stink. She tries to point out to others that she is innocent when she couldn’t even be married for a year with out getting divorced! Talk about an easy lay if anyone needs some thing to lay down and just not move. She’s also a twin! (Which I was under the understanding that Twins were supposed to be hot..) So now there’s TWO! Troll dolls! Oh.. when will they stop being trailer trash? Anyways. Nik, could you look past her trailer trash ways, square nasty teeth, horrible hair color and troll face to tap it?

If you shifted that tat a little bit you might of been able to hide the belly, instead of ‘trying’ to give yourself hips.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet this pretty wh*re! This is Kelsea Meek or to the old men she pleases she is known as Riley Carson. She is only 21 and Her hometown is federal way but according to her Facebook she has houses in las Vegas and Hawaii as well. She constantly brags on Facebook about living the dream and making soo much money. When asked what she is up to she tells people she is going to school to become a lawyer and dances the side… You sure you’re just dancing? You’re mother would be proud. So if you ever are in Seattle, Vegas or Hawaii make sure to check if Riley is in town!

Strippers need to find a good reason for needing money so they don’t seem like a sloot.  All smoke n mirrors though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the ho bag pictured above is Bellevue’s Kristi Danielson, a drug loving, rave hopping slut machine that just OOZES white trash. I ran into her at Munchbar in Bellevue last week and even though she has a boyfriend that she won’t shut her sloot hole about, I saw her sticking her tongue in not one but TWO different uggos’ mouths. Not even an hour later I watched as her friends hoisted her out of the bar on their shoulders, her crazy eyes rolling all over the place and drool rolling down her chin because she had taken too many oxycontin pills. It would have been a sad site if she wasn’t so crazy and disgusting to the core. This classy gal brags about stealing expensive jeans from Nordstroms to fund her growing drug addiction and cheats on her frequently changing boyfriends. What makes this all impossible to bear is that she seems to think she is god’s gift to men, and she clogs up FB every day with multiple pictures of her ghostly bloated face just praying someone will give her some attention! Girls like Kristi give Bellevue a bad name!

If she positioned her thigh properly she could be completely hidden.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her names Stephanie Peterson. She accuses people of dating her “boyfriend’s” and hangs out with Mexicans. Not just any Mexican’s but she stalks a certain family and thinks she’s so hardcore. She sends nudes around! Who seriously wants to see your saggy ugly boobs?! No one! You’re psycho and need to stop thinking your the sh*t. Ugly B*TCH!

People aren’t dating your boyfriend, they’re just sleeping with him…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristen, aka KP. SHes a dirty whore with huge meat flaps. She had MULTIPLE trains ran on her at MULTIPLE parties. has fcked over 90% of the sumner/bonney lake/buckley/orting/enumclaw area. Her boyfriend is only with her for her money. Her “best friend” talks sh*t about her to everyone saying how ugly she is and tells everyone the real way her mom died. She sounds like a chipmunk on crck and her sibling leather (tans to much). Her hair looks like a rats nest every day. Sucks d*ck gets dumped. Tries to f*ck any guy who talks to her and she’s the shadiest b*tch you can ever meet.

She must of stuck her face in front of that train…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude is the biggest douche bag Washington State has ever seen. He thinks he is all big and bad, but as you can see by his photos the only thing big on him is his nose. He does all these “fighting” classes but that’s probably to fight off his dirty cnt of a wife Tara! He thinks that he is the best thing that has ever joined the Navy (which we all laugh at him and make fun of him) and that has ever walked the earth. But, he’s clearly a f*cking loser or he wouldn’t have stayed with his cnt of a wife after she cheated on him and had another dudes kid. He walks around and acts like he is sooo fcking hot and that every girl wants him. Dude you’re married to a sk*nk for a reason! It’s because you’re a douche bag who can’t get anyone else!

He must be a volunteer at a womens self defense class, otherwise that nose would be pointing to the side.- nik