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Claims he is a pro baseball player

December 17, 2014 Seattle 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guys tries to go around claiming. He is a pro baseball player when he was only ever in single a!! Also a complusive liar with a small dick that has drd

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Beware of this Wannabe Rapper / Theif

December 15, 2014 Seattle 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This wannabe Seattle rapper/promoter that goes by Reno Red is a piece of shit & stole over $1500 that was hidden in my hotel room. Yes, I should have been smarter about who was invited to my room, but the dude went through my bags while I was in the bathroom & walked off with my entire paycheck that I had just cashed & was going to use for Christmas. He has yet to answer his phone or respond to anything, blocked me on all social media, but did leave behind his nasty cheap-ass grill that’s most likely fake. I know I’ll probably never get my money back, so hopefully karma will take care of this disgusting human being.

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Man Child

December 15, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: This man child (38 years old) broke up with me through text with little explanation, hangs out with 21-25 year olds and lives with his 22 year old ex girlfriend and he’s her bitch he does anything for that girl. Also couldn’t even feel his dick.

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Homie Hopping Hoe

December 14, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this homie hopper has been plaguing Seattle for quite some time now, she is a sloppy drunk and hooks up with guys when she gets on the right level. She has dated numerous guys in one group of friends and often hooks up with men she use to date. She is a cheater and a slut. she claims to be all about fitness and clean eating but how can you lose weight being the cum dumpster that she is. She has never had a boyfriend she hasn’t cheated on, currently with a guy name johnny truong but not too faithful. She runs around the Seattle club scene and goes home with whoever she can find. Calling this hoe out since she fcked my now Ex boyfriend. Esther No go somewhere else with your DRD and homie hopping ways.

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WSU Teacher Trolling for Underage girls and Students

December 14, 2014 Seattle, Spokane 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brian who is teaching Biology 106 at Washington State University in Pullman. When he isn’t teaching, he is trolling for young girls on Instagram and trying to get you to message him on Kik for sexual chat. Of course, his live-in girlfriend has no idea when he is in his office he will send any girl a picture of his leaking dick and will send you aggressive messages wanting to meet up for sex. He also doesn’t care how old you are as long as you send him sexy pictures. This loser should not be teaching a freshman class, and who knows how many of his students he has sexually harassed. He will also openly admit to previously being a drug dealer. Ladies, don’t go see this loser during his office hours.

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Owner Of Stubblefields Bar And Grill Has No Problem Hitting Girls

December 11, 2014 Dirty Business, Seattle, The Dirty 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Damon Golden aka DJ Goldfinger, owner of Stubblefields Bar and Grill in Adam’s Mall on Washington State University’s college campus has ZERO respect for women, as he is reputably known for regularly brutalizing and intimidating them. I am the third female victim to my knowledge that Goldfinger has brutalized. The more I tried to exercise my Rights as he was harassing me, the madder he got; it was very obvious he wanted to teach me a “lesson.” My very good friend from high school dated him and told me about his temper, psycho-controlling behavior, and his tendency to “throw his weight around” in order to intimate women. Apparently he doesn’t understand that WE ARE IN PULLMAN, NOT THE GHETTO and it is NOT okay to violate women’s rights as a HUMAN BEINGS by unlawfully putting your hands on them and being unnecessarily rough while on a massive power trip!

Please go to the police.- nik

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Who Is Alysson Holt’s GoPro

December 5, 2014 Scottsdale, Seattle, Shimderella, The Dirty 59


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the dirty army needs to figure out who is supporting Alysson Holt’s life. Did Shimderella really land her prince charming or is she being paid by a sleezy old GoPro? From what I heard she is banging the owner of Mattress Firm. Must be nice living in Anguilla while Nickel starves in Scottsdale.

Looks like all her plastic surgery is finally starting to settle.- nik

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Marijuana Is Good For You

November 30, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this video of 3 grandmas smoking weed for the first time. The drug is a miracle and I will never understand why you hate it so much.

**I will never understand either.- JV

What terrible grandmothers. I don’t hate it, I just truly believe WEED ruins a persons full potential.- nik

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